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** The ones Kevin James does in the HilariousOuttakes are ''even funnier'', to the point where Will Smith can barely hold it together and [[{{Corpsing}} doubles over laughing]] as soon as "Cut" is called.

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** The ones Kevin James does in the HilariousOuttakes are ''even funnier'', to the point where Will Smith Creator/WillSmith can barely hold it together and [[{{Corpsing}} doubles over laughing]] as soon as "Cut" is called.
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--> '''Hitch:''' OH! OHHHH!!! Whoo-hoo!! [''grabs every allergy medication he can get his swollen fingers on''] Coquille St. Jacques---[[SuddenlyShouting DEATH ON A LEAF!!!]] [''begins downing a bottle of Benadryl like water''] COME ON!!!

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--> '''Hitch:''' OH! OHHHH!!! Whoo-hoo!! [''grabs every allergy medication he can get his swollen fingers on''] Coquille St. Jacques---[[SuddenlyShouting DEATH ON A LEAF!!!]] [''begins downing a bottle of Benadryl like water''] water, while looking in a mirror expecting an instant result.''] COME ON!!!

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* Alfred's and Hitch's "big kiss" -- keeping in mind that Hitch was showing him what to do ''before'' a kiss:

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** The ones Kevin James does in the HilariousOuttakes are ''even funnier'', to the point where Will Smith can barely hold it together and [[{{Corpsing}} doubles over laughing]] as soon as "Cut" is called.
* Alfred's Albert and Hitch's "big kiss" -- keeping in mind that Hitch was showing him what to do ''before'' a kiss:



-->'''Alfred:''' I was showing you the magic!

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-->'''Alfred:''' -->'''Albert:''' I was showing you the magic!
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* Hitch's allergic reaction to the coquille St. Jacques...particularly his reaction when he sees his face.
--> '''Hitch:''' OH! OHHHH!!! Whoo-hoo!! [''grabs every allergy medication he can get his swollen fingers on''] Coquille St. Jacques---[[SuddenlyShouting DEATH ON A LEAF!!!]] [''begins downing a bottle of Benadryl like water''] COME ON!!!
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* Alfred's and Hitch's "big kiss".

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* Alfred's and Hitch's "big kiss".kiss" -- keeping in mind that Hitch was showing him what to do ''before'' a kiss:



-->'''Hitch:''' Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go ''the whole hundred''!!! My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...'''[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]'''

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-->'''Hitch:''' Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go ''the whole hundred''!!! [''storms off''] My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...'''[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]'''
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--->'''Hitch:''' Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go the whole hundred!!!
--->'''Alfred:''' I was showing you the magic!
--->'''Hitch:''' My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]

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--->'''Hitch:''' -->'''Hitch:''' WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
-->'''Alfred:''' I was showing you the magic!
-->'''Hitch:'''
Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go the ''the whole hundred!!!
--->'''Alfred:''' I was showing you the magic!
--->'''Hitch:'''
hundred''!!! My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]'''[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]'''
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* The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top dance moves to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!". Hitch suddenly stops the CD:

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* The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top dance moves Dad-dancing to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!". Hitch suddenly stops the CD:
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--->'''Hitch:''' You come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go the whole hundred!!!

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--->'''Hitch:''' You Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go the whole hundred!!!



--->'''Hitch:''' My mouth was open, you overeager son of a--- [[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]

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--->'''Hitch:''' My mouth was open, you overeager son of a--- a...[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]
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* Alfred's and Hitch's "big kiss".
--->'''Hitch:''' You come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go the whole hundred!!!
--->'''Alfred:''' I was showing you the magic!
--->'''Hitch:''' My mouth was open, you overeager son of a--- [[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]
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--->'''Hitch:''' [''slaps Albert on the left cheek then the right''] GetOut.

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--->'''Hitch:''' [''slaps Albert on the left cheek then the right''] GetOut.Get out.
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* The DancePartyEnding at [[spoiler:Albert and Allegra's ]].

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* The DancePartyEnding at [[spoiler:Albert and Allegra's ]].wedding]].
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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, ''break a sink'', and walk out in nothing but his boxers.

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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, ''break a sink'', and walk out in nothing but his boxers.without said pants.



* The DancePartyEnding at [[spoiler:Albert and Allegra's wedding]].

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* The DancePartyEnding at [[spoiler:Albert and Allegra's wedding]].]].
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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, ''break a sink''], and walk out in nothing but his boxers.

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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, ''break a sink''], sink'', and walk out in nothing but his boxers.
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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, [EpicFail ''break a sink''], and walk out in nothing but his boxers.

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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, [EpicFail ''break a sink''], and walk out in nothing but his boxers.
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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, EpicFail ''break a sink'', and walk out in nothing but his boxers.

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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, EpicFail [EpicFail ''break a sink'', sink''], and walk out in nothing but his boxers.
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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, [[EpicFail ''break a sink'']], and walk out in nothing but his boxers.

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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, [[EpicFail EpicFail ''break a sink'']], sink'', and walk out in nothing but his boxers.

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* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, [[EpicFail ''break a sink'']], and walk out in nothing but his boxers.



-->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not that ''that'' you're not.

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-->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not that like ''that'' you're not.
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-->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again. You hear me?

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-->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again. You Do you hear me?



-->'''Woman:''' [''stands up''] You know, this is kind of distracting for me, and I haven't gotten laid in a '''YEAR!'''

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-->'''Woman:''' [''stands up''] You know, this is kind of distracting for me, distracting, and I haven't gotten laid in a '''YEAR!'''
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* During the speed dating scene, the woman who shares TooMuchInformation when Hitch and Sara are arguing:
-->'''Woman:''' [''stands up''] You know, this is kind of distracting for me, and I haven't gotten laid in a '''YEAR!'''
-->[''the entire room goes silent'']
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-->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again.

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-->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again. You hear me?
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** And then Hitch tries to teach Albert some more normal, subtle dance moves. It doesn't work.
--->'''Hitch:''' [''slaps Albert on the left cheek then the right''] GetOut.
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-->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not that ''that'' you're not.

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-->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not that ''that'' you're not.not.
* The DancePartyEnding at [[spoiler:Albert and Allegra's wedding]].
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* The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top dance moves to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!" Hitch suddenly stops the CD:

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* The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top dance moves to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!" "Yeah!". Hitch suddenly stops the CD:

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* The dance lesson.

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* The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top dance moves to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!" Hitch suddenly stops the CD:
-->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again.
-->'''Albert:''' I was just expressing myself...
-->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not that ''that'' you're not.
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* The dance lesson,

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* The dance lesson,lesson.
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* The dance lesson,

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