1 | * The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, ''break a sink'', and walk out without said pants. |
2 | * The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top Dad-dancing to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!". Hitch suddenly stops the CD: |
3 | -->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again. Do you hear me? |
4 | -->'''Albert:''' I was just expressing myself... |
5 | -->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not like ''that'' you're not. |
6 | ** And then Hitch tries to teach Albert some more normal, subtle dance moves. It doesn't work. |
7 | --->'''Hitch:''' [''slaps Albert on the left cheek then the right''] Get out. |
8 | ** The ones Kevin James does in the HilariousOuttakes are ''even funnier'', to the point where Creator/WillSmith can barely hold it together and [[{{Corpsing}} doubles over laughing]] as soon as "Cut" is called. |
9 | * Albert and Hitch's "big kiss" -- keeping in mind that Hitch was showing him what to do ''before'' a kiss: |
10 | -->'''Hitch:''' WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! |
11 | -->'''Albert:''' I was showing you the magic! |
12 | -->'''Hitch:''' Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go ''the whole hundred''!!! [''storms off''] My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...'''[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]''' |
13 | * Hitch's allergic reaction to the coquille St. Jacques...particularly his reaction when he sees his face. |
14 | --> '''Hitch:''' OH! OHHHH!!! Whoo-hoo!! [''grabs every allergy medication he can get his swollen fingers on''] Coquille St. Jacques---[[SuddenlyShouting DEATH ON A LEAF!!!]] [''begins downing a bottle of Benadryl like water, while looking in a mirror expecting an instant result.''] COME ON!!! |
15 | * During the speed dating scene, the woman who shares TooMuchInformation when Hitch and Sara are arguing: |
16 | -->'''Woman:''' [''stands up''] You know, this is kind of distracting, and I haven't gotten laid in a '''YEAR!''' |
17 | -->[''the entire room goes silent''] |
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