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*** This moment itself is funny enough that it made Harvey Korman laugh-- it was Mel Brooks' attempt to break him after Korman promised that he would never laugh and break character. The joke was ad-libbed and broke him, and then was kept, performed with another take, because it worked.

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--->'''Count [[ItsPronouncedTroPay DeMonet]]''': [[DistractedByTheSexy I'm Count Da Money]]... [[GotMeDoingIt DeMonet, DeMonet!]]

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--->'''Count ~~[[ItsPronouncedTroPay~~ [[PronouncingMyNameForYou DeMonet]]''': [[DistractedByTheSexy I'm Count Da Money]]... [[GotMeDoingIt DeMonet, DeMonet!]]

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Jun 28th 2021 at 10:10:15 PM

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The exact same quotes were quoted further up the page.

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* "One of you will betray me." "But who? WHO?" "Judas" "Aaahh!" "Can I get you something?"
** "[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife I hate it when someone gives away the ending]]."
*** When they pose for the painting.

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* "One of you will betray me." "But who? WHO?" "Judas" "Aaahh!" "Can I get you something?"
** "[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife I hate it when someone gives away the ending]]."
~~***~~ ** When they pose for the painting.

AtripTotheMovies

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May 16th 2021 at 11:01:43 AM

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** "MOVE THAT MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT!!"

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* "The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..." * CRASH!* "Oy... [[VerbalBackspace Ten!]] Ten Commandments! For all to obey!"

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* "The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..." ~~* CRASH!*~~ *CRASH!* "Oy... [[VerbalBackspace Ten!]] Ten Commandments! For all to obey!"

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** "Let's end this meeting on a high note." * sings*

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** "Let's end this meeting on a high note." ~~* sings*~~*sings*

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** "We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!"

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** "We don't even have a language! ~~Just a stupid accent!"~~JustAStupidAccent!"

ironballs16

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** "Your Majesty, you look like the Piss Boy!"/"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

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** "Your Majesty, [[IdenticalStranger you look like the Piss ~~Boy!"/"And~~ Boy]]!"/"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

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--->'''Count [[ItsPronouncedTroPay DeMonet]]''': I'm Count Da Money... [[GotMeDoingIt DeMonet, DeMonet!]]

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--->'''Count [[ItsPronouncedTroPay DeMonet]]''': [[DistractedByTheSexy I'm Count Da ~~Money...~~Money]]... [[GotMeDoingIt DeMonet, DeMonet!]]

ironballs16

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** [[MeaningfulName Empress Nympho]] choosing her escorts to the midnight orgy!

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** [[AllWomenAreLustful Empress]] [[MeaningfulName ~~Empress~~ Nympho]] choosing her escorts to the midnight orgy!

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'''Servant:''' You made some pretty big decisions!

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'''Servant:''' [[BiggerIsBetterInBed You made some pretty big ~~decisions!~~decisions]]!

ironballs16

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** The inevitable afterbirth to the first artist -- [[TakeThatCritics the first critic]]. The first review? He pees on it.

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** The inevitable afterbirth to the first artist -- [[TakeThatCritics the first critic]]. The first review? [[CausticCritic He pees on ~~it.~~it]].

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** The inevitable afterbirth to the first artist -- [[TakeThatCritics the first critic]].

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** The inevitable afterbirth to the first artist -- [[TakeThatCritics the first critic]]. The first review? He pees on it.

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-->'''Senator:''' Fellow members of the Roman senate, hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich, or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose, and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
-->'''Rest of the senate:''' FUCK THE POOR!
-->'''Senator:''' Good.

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~~-->'''Senator:'''~~ --->'''Senator:''' Fellow members of the Roman senate, hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich, or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose, and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
-->'''Rest vote?\\
'''Rest of the senate:''' FUCK THE POOR!
-->'''Senator:''' POOR!\\
'''Senator:''' Good.

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--->'''Empress Nympho:''' ''(singing)'' Yes no no no no no Yeas no no no Yeas no no yeas no no no no no no YES! no no no no YES no no no no no no no no no...wait a minute... YEEEEEESSSS!
--->'''Servant:''' You made some pretty big decisions!

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--->'''Empress Nympho (singing):''' 'Yes no no no no no Yeas no no no Yeas no no yeas no no no no no no YES! no no no no YES no no no no no no no no no...wait a minute... YEEEEEESSSS!"

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--->'''Empress ~~Nympho (singing):''' 'Yes~~ Nympho:''' ''(singing)'' Yes no no no no no Yeas no no no Yeas no no yeas no no no no no no YES! no no no no YES no no no no no no no no no...wait a minute... ~~YEEEEEESSSS!"~~YEEEEEESSSS!

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** Bea Arthur's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBIxGjSHzF8 scene.]]

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** Bea Arthur's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBIxGjSHzF8 ~~scene.]]~~scene]].

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-->'''Jesus:''' Yay yay so you say, but one who sits amongst us has already betrayed me this night.
-->'''Apostles:''' Who? Who could it be?
-->'''Comicus the Waiter:''' [[AnswerCut JUDAS!]]
-->(Judas gasps)
-->'''Comicus the Waiter:''' Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine, it's terrific!

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~~-->'''Jesus:'''~~ --->'''Jesus:''' Yay yay so you say, but one who sits amongst us has already betrayed me this night.
-->'''Apostles:''' night.\\
'''Apostles:''' Who? Who could it be?
-->'''Comicus be?\\
'''Comicus the Waiter:''' [[AnswerCut JUDAS!]]
-->(Judas gasps)
-->'''Comicus JUDAS!]]\\
''(Judas gasps)''\\
'''Comicus the Waiter:''' Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine, it's terrific!

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--> '''Soldier''': Have you seen a pack of Trojans?
--> '''Pharmacist''': I just sold out!

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~~--> '''Soldier''':~~ --->'''Soldier:''' Have you seen a pack of Trojans?
--> '''Pharmacist''': Trojans?\\
'''Pharmacist:''' I just sold out!

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--> '''Salesman 1''': Get yer apple cores! Freshly picked from the garbage of the rich!
--> '''Salesman 2''': Rats! Rats! Nice dead rats for sale! Perfect for rat stew, rat soup, rat pie, and the [[HilariousInHindsight ever popular]], WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}!
--> '''Salesman 3''': Nothing. Nothing! I got absolutely NOTHING for sale!

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~~--> '''Salesman 1''':~~ --->'''Salesman 1:''' Get yer apple cores! Freshly picked from the garbage of the rich!
--> rich!\\
'''Salesman ~~2''':~~ 2:''' Rats! Rats! Nice dead rats for sale! Perfect for rat stew, rat soup, rat pie, and the [[HilariousInHindsight ever popular]], WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}!
--> WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}!\\
'''Salesman ~~3''':~~ 3:''' Nothing. Nothing! I got absolutely NOTHING for sale!

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-->'''Marcus:''' Goodbye head! (''raise his sword'')
-->'''Comicus:''' (''grabs his arm'') Hello balls! (''kicks him in the family jewels'')

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-->'''Marcus:''' ~~Goodbye~~ Goodbye, head! (''raise his sword'')
-->'''Comicus:''' sword'')\\
'''Comicus:''' (''grabs his arm'') ~~Hello~~ Hello, balls! (''kicks him in the family jewels'')

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