History Funny / HighSchoolDxD

---> (Subbed What the heck? Seriously? His powers skyrocketed just by the thought of his mistress' tits shrinking.\\

** Not to mention the crew's reactions to videos of Issei powering up after poking Rias's boobs. We get a pan shot of Gasper, Akeno and Rias; Gasper is thrilled, Akeno is mildly amused, and Rias is staring in ''slack-jawed mortification''. Issei's final reaction before the ad break is the crowner.

* In Episode 2, Rossweisse battles with Issei over him going into the girls' locker room. She gets stripped of her jersey by his Dress Break but she doesn't realize it until a few seconds later. Later, when she's trying to call Issei out on his actions, the dub has this example:

*** Rias descending out of the sky, exchanging a few words with Issei, getting her breasts poked with a resigned sigh... And then ascending into the sky in a beam of light while having an ImmodestOrgasm. All in the span of three minutes.

----> '''Issei''' (''fired up''): Are you ready to do this, Ddraig? \\

-->'''Issei''' (''pained'') What'd I say...?\\

-->'''Koneko''': She can suck it.

* Volume 8: Introducing, the [[BunnyEarsLawyer Four Lords Of Hell Plus One Ultimate Queen]] [[SuperSentai Rangers]]. Issei's reaction is ''hilarious'' while Rias thinks ''this was all real''. One particular example stands out: Satan-Pink (Serafore) sees a mysterious object and everyone blasts at said object. ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Said evil spirit dies on the spot.]]''

* [[https://youtu.be/5IXvEF8RhhY The Oppai Dragon Song]], now DeFictionalized and featured in the Season 3 PV, sang by [[Creator/YuukiKaji Issei's VA]]. One quick warning: it's a massive EarWorm.

-->'''Issei''': Let�s do these kind of things next time! Right now nature is calling for me!
-->'''Xenovia''': [[InsaneTrollLogic But doing these erotic things is also nature�s call! Won�t it be fun to see which side will win?]]

* Volume 8: Introducing, the [[BunnyEarsLawyer Four Lords Of Hell Plus One Ultimate Queen [[SuperSentai Rangers]]. Issei's reaction is ''hilarious'' while Rias thinks ''this was all real''. One particular example stands out: Satan-Pink (Serafore) sees a mysterious object and everyone blasts at said object. ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Said evil spirit dies on the spot.]]'']]

-'''Vali''': Wait, [[FlatWhat what]]?\\

* Issei and Vali watching porn at Issei's house. The end result? [[TheComicallySerious Vali ''can't comprehend porn'' and Issei has to explain ''everything'' about it.]]

* The Sitri teams reactions to Billingual

* Near the end of Episode 6, Azazel remarks about Kunou inheriting Yasaka's looks, much to Issei's chagrin, who boldly exclaims he'd rather go for the mature kitsune... [[PervertRevengeMode and is promptly gut-punched by Koneko]].

** And straight after, when she practiced "how to be a normal teenage girl", in both versions (though for different reasons):

'''Saji''': Another pretty blonde?\\
'''Issei''': Pretty, but still a dude.\\

-->'''Rias:''' ''(with dissonant cheerfulness)'' [Your punishment is] one thousand spankings.\\

-->(Subbed)
--> '''Xenovia:''' ([[{{Kawaiiko}} Voice several pitches higher]] than her usual coarse-and-masculine baritone) Let's get along, 'kay, Issei-kun!
--> '''Issei:''' ''That cutesey voice does NOT suit you!''
--> '''Xenovia:''' (Switches straight back to her [[ContraltoOfDanger normal-unfeminine voice]]) ''I know, I tried to copy Irina, and it was SO difficult.''
-->(Dubbed)
--> '''Xenovia:''' (barely any different in inflection/volume) It looks like we get to work together, Issei.
--> '''Issei:''' Don't try to sound cute while making ''[[TheStoic that]]'' face!
--> '''Xenovia:''' My goal was to mimic Irina, but [[{{Understatement}} I guess I just didn't quite get it right.]]

*** The dub version has this example of Serafall going completely MotorMouth and telling everyone what she ''really'' feels:
-->'''Serafall''': You should run into my arms and tell me how much you missed me! And-then-I'll-say-oh-Sona-I-missed-you-tooandthenI'llgiveyouabigfatkissandyou'dkissmebackandthatwouldleadtogirlongirlactionwouldn'tthatbehoooooot? XD
** During that same episode, using a block of modeling clay while running on autopilot, Issei manages to make a sculpture of Rias. Naked, with only GodivaHair covering the important bits. And then it sparks off a bidding war as Rias' fans clamor to buy it off him.
** His dad's reaction is icing on the cake: "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I thought perversion was all he had going for him, but he might become a famous artist someday!]]"

-->'''Saji''': Another pretty blonde?
-->'''Issei''': Pretty, but still a dude.
-->'''Saji''': [on his knees, completely distraught] ...A dude?! Why... Why have I been forsaken so!?
-->'''Issei''': ''(knowingly)'' I know dude; we've ''all'' been there.

--> What the heck? Seriously? His powers skyrocketed just by the thought of his mistress' tits shrinking. (Subbed)
--> Hahahahahaha! This fight is hilarious! His power increases this much just to keep his master's chest from getting smaller. (Dubbed)

--> '''Issei''': Don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] with me! (BOOST!) Rias' boobs are perfect and I won't let you reduce them!
--> '''Vali''': Wait, [[FlatWhat what]]?
--> '''Issei''': YouMonster! (BOOST!) [[SeriousBusiness You're pure evil]]! (BOOST!) [[ThisIsUnforgivable I will never forgive you for this]]! (BOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOST-!)

-->'''Tannin:''' While I slap this monkey around, [[StealthPun you guys pound that pussy!]]

-->'''Ddraig:''' Congratulations partner, but I'm ''not'' looking forward to what [[ADateWithRosiePalms you're gonna use this hand for]] [[DeadpanSnarker when we're done here...]]

-->'''Saji:''' You underestimated us - big mistake.
-->'''Loki:''' [[LameComeback The only thing big is your talk, little boy.]]
-->'''Saji:''' [[LampshadeHanging You need to work on your comebacks, man; they're pretty lame.]]
-->'''Loki:''' ''Noted.'' (tries to blast Saji)

-->'''Loki:''' I smell teenage angst. How disgustingly cliche. [[note]] This coming directly after Koneko + Akeno have resolved (or started to face) their internal issues [[/note]]

** Issei can't resist cracking the dumbest joke he can think of when he's making a run for [[DropTheHammer Mjolnir]].

-->'''Ddraig:''' I'm one of the two Heavenly Dragons! The name 'Red Dragon Emperor' used to strike fear into the hearts of millions!
-->'''Issei:''' Look, I'm embarrassed too, okay-
-->'''Ddraig:''' But now I'm the Breast Dragon Emperor! ALL HAIL GRABBIN' DRAGON!

-->'''Kiba:''' Jealousy. ''[[DeadpanSnarker It truly is women's]] [[{{Franchise/Superman}} kryptonite.]]''

-->'''Koneko''': Besides, cats love fried chicken.
-->'''Ravel''': Did you just call me a chicken?!
-->'''Koneko''': Yeah, so?
-->'''Ravel''': Ugh! How ''dare'' you! I can't believe you have the audacity to insult a member of the Phenex family!
-->'''Koneko''': You've only been in this school for one week and you're already causing a bunch of problems for the prez and Issei, so all things considered, you're lucky I stopped at "fried chicken."
-->'''Ravel''': Well, better a fried chicken than a little pussy!
-->'''Koneko''': ''Wish granted.''

--> '''Azazel''': It's heeeeeeerrrreeeee!!! [[EvilLaugh WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.]]

* In episode 10, when Rias and Akeno take turns [[MarshmallowHell shoving Issei's face into their breasts]], Issei feels that he's in paradise. Then [[ClingyJealousGirl Asia]] catches them in the act, and he quickly decides "Maybe not." in the English dub.

* Koneko trying to toughen up Gasper by offering him some Garlic.... he's a vampire mind you. The sight of her [[http://static.metanorn.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Koneko-chasing-Gasper-325x183.jpg chasing him]] all the while chanting "Here Here Here" in her usual deadpan tone is a side-splitting sight. The quick exchange between Saji and Issei which directly follows is also a gutbuster.

* Episode Ten: When Rias and Akeno take turns [[MarshmallowHell shoving Issei's face into their breasts]], Issei feels that he's in paradise. Then [[ClingyJealousGirl Asia]] catches them in the act, and he quickly decides "Maybe not." in the English dub.

* '''Chef [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Fafnir''']]. [[RefugeInAudacity That is all.]]

* Rias' [[DeadpanSnarker very appropriate reaction to the above]]:
-->���There�s definitely something wrong with the Two Heavenly Dragons of this era���

* Irina's father bringing a gift for Irina from Heaven. The gift? A doorknob that will turn any room into a magical space where angels and devils can safely make babies without the angel falling! Michael actually ''wants'' his ace and Issei to have sex! Doubles also as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

[[caption-width-right:350:Exhibit A of a perverted high school student.]]

-->'''Ravel''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Well, better a fried chicken than a little pussy]]!

** Issei suffers a GroinAttack during the dodgeball game, and gets treated by Asia's HealingHands. And after that Rias says they can't let ''[[HeroicSacrifice Issei's death]]'' be in vain. Although considering what happened to Issei in the light novels...]]

* Issei, having just shown up at he [[spoiler: wedding hall]] announces hat he’s here to take her back and that “BUCHOU’S VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!” Shocking everyone present.

* Episode 4 had Freed's [[OhCrap For real?]] face when Issei promotes himself to [[ChessMotifs Rook]].
** The Dub actually makes funnier with Freed nonchalantly going "Yeah, I'm [[PrecisionFStrike fucked.]]"

** Even funnier in the Anime when Asia ''asks Issei to join her'' and then Issei's mother walks in on them bathing and runs out yelling "Honey! We're going to be seeing our grandchild soon!" (Note that at this point in the story, Asia ''is'' Issei's bridal candidate by Japanese custom.)

-->'''Ravel''': [[BerserkButton Did you just call me a chicken]]?!