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** Getting knocked flat with a flick of Seras' finger, and then ''freaking out'' when Alucard decides to make an entrance through the wall.
** Complaining that Seras and Alucard get a fancy penthouse suite in a fancy hotel while he's stuck in some cheap hole. ''"Damn you, bourgeoisie!"''
** His general unease with the weirdness of Alucard. "Maybe he has some kind of ...evil love beam?"
** Wearing a pink stripy shirt and looking hilariously bored while visiting the Queen of England.
** Complaining that Seras and Alucard get a fancy penthouse suite in a fancy hotel while he's stuck in some cheap hole. ''"Damn you, bourgeoisie!"''
** His general unease with the weirdness of Alucard. "Maybe he has some kind of ...evil love beam?"
** Wearing a pink stripy shirt and looking hilariously bored while visiting the Queen of England.
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* A bit of comedic irony occurs when [[spoiler:Anderson impales himself in the heart with the Nail of Helena. Staking hearts comes to mind with that kind of imagery.]]
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* A bit of comedic irony occurs when [[spoiler:Anderson impales himself in the heart with the Nail of Helena. Staking hearts comes You're supposed to mind with that kind of imagery.put the stake through the ''vampire's'' heart, dude.]]
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* Alucard sneaking up on Integra in the middle of the night, only for Integra to quickly wake up and shoot him in the face.
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* Alucard sneaking up on Integra in the middle of the night, only for Integra to quickly wake up and immediately shoot him in the face.
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--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[DeadlyEuphemism deserve everything that's coming to you]]."
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--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[DeadlyEuphemism [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves deserve everything that's coming to you]]."
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** We also see that in the credits of OVA 6, (with Magnolia playing) along with another funny scene involving '''ZORIN BLITZ''' of all people. A bunch of Millenium foot soldiers fight over a corpse that they plan on having for dinner, frustrating and irritating Zorin, and she slices the body in four separate scenes.
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** We also see that in the credits of OVA 6, (with Magnolia playing) along with another funny scene involving '''ZORIN BLITZ''' of all people. A bunch of Millenium Millennium foot soldiers fight over a corpse that they plan on having for dinner, frustrating and irritating Zorin, and she slices the body in four separate scenes.pieces.
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--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] '']]EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[DeadlyEuphemism deserve everything that's coming to you]]."
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--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] '']]EvenEvilHasStandards ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[DeadlyEuphemism deserve everything that's coming to you]]."
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* Just about everything that comes out of [[AffablyEvil Rip van Winkle]]'s mouth. She's just as insane as pretty much everyone else in the series, but she's just so bright and cheerful about it that it's more hilarious than it is frightening.
--> "How ''does'' it feel, my newly-minted Captain, to become a vampire? Lead a mutiny, murder your crew, and commit high treason all in one night?"
--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] '']]EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[DeadlyEuphemism deserve everything that's coming to you]]."
--> "How ''does'' it feel, my newly-minted Captain, to become a vampire? Lead a mutiny, murder your crew, and commit high treason all in one night?"
--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] '']]EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[DeadlyEuphemism deserve everything that's coming to you]]."
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* [[Creator/BruceWillis Bruce]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVN7uBuvOs Willis]] and the Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
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* [[Creator/BruceWillis Bruce]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVN7uBuvOs Willis]] and the Harkonnen [[Franchise/{{Dune}} Harkonnen]] spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
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--->'''Jan''': ''(smokes one of Integra's cigars)'' '''Fuck,''''' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?!'''
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--->'''Jan''': ''(smokes one of Integra's cigars)'' '''Fuck,''''' ''Fuck,'' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?!'''
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--->Come on, bitch, you know [who sent me] -- the ones who put this fuckin' chip in me... ''(stands)'' "...the chip that's sending information lettin' 'em know we fucked up! They can hear us talkin'... every last goddamn word. If they knew I was sittin' here, all fucked up and dyin', 'bout to tell you everything... [[YouHaveFailedMe you think they'd let me fuckin' live?!]] ''(suddenly engulfed in blue fire)'' Aaaaahahahaha! See?! I so fuckin' told you! HA HA! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! ''([[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]])'' You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
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--->Come on, bitch, you know [who sent me] -- the ones who put this fuckin' chip in me... ''(stands)'' "...''(stands)'' ...the chip that's sending information lettin' 'em know we fucked up! They can hear us talkin'... every last goddamn word. If they knew I was sittin' here, all fucked up and dyin', 'bout to tell you everything... [[YouHaveFailedMe you think they'd let me fuckin' live?!]] ''(suddenly engulfed in blue fire)'' Aaaaahahahaha! See?! I so fuckin' told you! HA HA! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! ''([[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]])'' You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
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'''Jan''' (OVA): You've got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide, 'cause I'm comin' to kill you. I wanna hear you cry and beg! In the meantime, I highly recommend [[BringMyBrownPants pissing yourself]], followed by [[SayYourPrayers a course of prayer]] to your impotent ''God''! But hey -- there's still time left to just be a man and ''[[DrivenToSuicide kill yourself]]''! Thank you, London! We love you! Goodnight!!
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'''Jan''' (OVA): You've got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide, 'cause I'm comin' to kill you. I wanna hear you cry and beg! In the meantime, I highly recommend [[BringMyBrownPants pissing yourself]], followed by [[SayYourPrayers a course of prayer]] to your impotent ''God''! ''God!'' But hey -- there's still time left to just be a man and ''[[DrivenToSuicide kill yourself]]''! yourself]]!'' Thank you, London! We love you! Goodnight!!Goodnight!
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--->'''Jan''': Come out and play little Hellsing. I promise its gonna be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn the house to the ground, go home and masturbate okayyyyy.
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--->'''Jan''': Come out and play play, little Hellsing. I promise its it's gonna be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn the house to the ground, go home and masturbate okayyyyy.masturbate, okayyyyy?
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---> (Seras has just snuck up behind Jan and forced him down in a restraint hold, causing much complaint.)\\
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---> (Seras ''(Seras has just snuck up behind Jan and forced him down in a restraint hold, causing much complaint.)\\)''\\
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'''Seras''': (over Jan's complaining) I AM a former police girl...
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'''Seras''': (over ''(over Jan's complaining) complaining)'' I AM ''am'' a former police girl...
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--->'''Jan''': Get the fuck off me! Fuckin' vampire slut!!
** As if we didn't have enough moments from Jan…
** As if we didn't have enough moments from Jan…
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--->'''Jan''': Get the fuck off me! Fuckin' vampire slut!!
slut!
** As if we didn't have enough moments fromJan…Jan...
** As if we didn't have enough moments from
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--->'''Jan''': (''smokes one of Integra's cigars'') "'''Fuck,''''' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?!'''"
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--->'''Jan''': (''smokes ''(smokes one of Integra's cigars'') "'''Fuck,''''' cigars)'' '''Fuck,''''' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?!'''"this?!'''
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--->"Come on, bitch, you know [who sent me] -- the ones who put this fuckin' chip in me..." *stands* "...the chip that's sending information lettin' 'em know we fucked up! They can hear us talkin'... every last goddamn word. If they knew I was sittin' here, all fucked up and dyin', 'bout to tell you everything... [[YouHaveFailedMe you think they'd let me fuckin' live?!]]" *immolates* "Aaaaahahahaha!! See?! I so fuckin' told you! HA HA!! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]]* You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
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* [[BruceWillis Bruce [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVN7uBuvOs Willis]] and the Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
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* [[BruceWillis Bruce [[Creator/BruceWillis Bruce]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVN7uBuvOs Willis]] and the Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
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* Seras defusing a potential brawl in the museum between Alucard and Anderson by guiding a tour group of Japanese tourists right past them ([[GratuitousJapanese "Kochi desu yo!"]]). Alucard and Anderson [[TheComicallySerious just stand totally still]], weapons drawn, as the tourists walk past, then:
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* Seras defusing a potential brawl in the museum between Alucard and Anderson by guiding a tour group of Japanese tourists right past directly between them ([[GratuitousJapanese "Kochi desu yo!"]]). Alucard and Anderson [[TheComicallySerious just stand totally still]], weapons drawn, as the tourists walk past, then:
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* both turn to leave*\\
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'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
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'''Anderson''': (with ''(with a very kind smile) smile)'' I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
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'''Harkonnen''': ... more or less.
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'''Harkonnen''': ... more More or less.
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** From there, she promptly browbeats the hit squad of ''trained assassins'' into escorting her back to Hellsing Manor. Father Anderson agrees to this, causing all of his comrades to promptly gape at him in pure disbelief...but ''having to go along with it, anyways!''
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** From there, she promptly browbeats the hit squad of ''trained assassins'' into escorting her back to Hellsing Manor. Father Anderson agrees to this, causing all of his comrades to promptly gape at him in pure disbelief...but ''having to go along with it, anyways!'' it anyway!''
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* The opening of OVA 3 gives us this gem of a conversation from the Wild Geese mercenaries regarding friendly fire from their bombers
-->'''Merc #1:''' Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the OTHER GUYS!\\
-->'''Merc #1:''' Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the OTHER GUYS!\\
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* The opening of OVA 3 gives us this gem of a conversation from the Wild Geese mercenaries regarding friendly fire from their bombers
allied bombers.
-->'''Merc #1:''' Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb theOTHER GUYS!\\''other guys!''\\
-->'''Merc #1:''' Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the
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* The mascot logo used for the Hellsing Organization on their newly bought stealth jet? A cute, little cartoon bat.
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* The mascot logo used for the Hellsing Organization on their newly bought stealth jet? A cute, cute little cartoon bat.
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* How does Alucard announce his entrance to the house containing the two teenage spree-killer vamps? Why, the way any of us would. He rings the doorbell.
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-->'''Jan''': Up Up! Down Down! Left Right Left Right! Bringing the motherfucking death [[KonamiCode by Konami]]! (pause) Ah I'm so fucking hard right now.
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-->'''Jan''': Up Up! Down Down! Left Right Left Right! Bringing the motherfucking death [[KonamiCode by Konami]]! (pause) ''({{beat}})'' Ah I'm so fucking hard right now.
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--->'''Jan''' (TV): And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!\\
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--->'''Jan''' (TV): And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT begging -- always good -- BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's NOW! -- there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!\\
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** His hilarious call in the TV series to Integra and the Round Table:
--->'''Jan''': And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!
--->'''Jan''': And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!
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** His hilarious call in the TV series to Integra and the Round Table:
--->'''Jan''':Table. He does it in the OVA, too.
--->'''Jan''' (TV): And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!night!\\
'''Jan''' (OVA): You've got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide, 'cause I'm comin' to kill you. I wanna hear you cry and beg! In the meantime, I highly recommend [[BringMyBrownPants pissing yourself]], followed by [[SayYourPrayers a course of prayer]] to your impotent ''God''! But hey -- there's still time left to just be a man and ''[[DrivenToSuicide kill yourself]]''! Thank you, London! We love you! Goodnight!!
--->'''Jan''':
--->'''Jan''' (TV): And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good
'''Jan''' (OVA): You've got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide, 'cause I'm comin' to kill you. I wanna hear you cry and beg! In the meantime, I highly recommend [[BringMyBrownPants pissing yourself]], followed by [[SayYourPrayers a course of prayer]] to your impotent ''God''! But hey -- there's still time left to just be a man and ''[[DrivenToSuicide kill yourself]]''! Thank you, London! We love you! Goodnight!!
--->'''Jan''': Get the fuck off me! Fuckin' vampire slut!!
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--->"Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]]* You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
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-->'''Jan''': And while you're waiting for us to kill '''you''', we highly recommend pissing yourself! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging--always good--BUT IF YOU ACT NOW!--there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!
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---> (Seras has just snuck up behind Jan and forced him down in a restraint hold, causing much complaint.)
--->'''Walter''': Where did you learn that submission technique?
--->'''Seras''': (over Jan's complaining) I AM a former police girl...
--->'''Walter''': Where did you learn that submission technique?
--->'''Seras''': (over Jan's complaining) I AM a former police girl...
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---> (Seras has just snuck up behind Jan and forced him down in a restraint hold, causing much complaint.)
--->'''Walter''':)\\
'''Walter''': Where did you learn that submissiontechnique?
--->'''Seras''':technique?\\
'''Seras''': (over Jan's complaining) I AM a former police girl...
--->'''Walter''':
'''Walter''': Where did you learn that submission
--->'''Seras''':
'''Seras''': (over Jan's complaining) I AM a former police girl...
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-->"Ah, fuck me."
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-->"Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]]* You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
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-->'''Alucard''': This is neither the time nor the place for a battle.
-->'''Anderson''': Yeah, you may have a point there.
-->* both turn to leave*
-->'''Alucard''': I'm leaving. Getting up in the daytime is so draining...
-->'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
-->'''Anderson''': Yeah, you may have a point there.
-->* both turn to leave*
-->'''Alucard''': I'm leaving. Getting up in the daytime is so draining...
-->'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
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-->'''Alucard''': This is neither the time nor the place for a battle.
-->'''Anderson''':battle.\\
'''Anderson''': Yeah, you may have a pointthere.
-->*there.\\
* both turn toleave*
-->'''Alucard''':leave*\\
'''Alucard''': I'm leaving. Getting up in the daytime is sodraining...
-->'''Anderson''':draining...\\
'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
-->'''Anderson''':
'''Anderson''': Yeah, you may have a point
-->*
* both turn to
-->'''Alucard''':
'''Alucard''': I'm leaving. Getting up in the daytime is so
-->'''Anderson''':
'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
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-->'''Elderly tourist:''' Ehh? Now why d'you suppose this priest has them sword-thingies?
-->'''Elderly tourist #2:''' Oh, I'll bet this is that "avant-garde" stuff! My grandkids love it.
-->'''Imamura:''' I tell ya, [[FridgeBrilliance when I was in]] [[UsefulNotes/SecondSinoJapaneseWar Manchuria]], we sure didn't have any guns like that!
-->'''Elderly tourist #3:''' Good grief, Imamura's started going on about Manchuria again...?
-->'''Elderly tourist #2:''' Oh, I'll bet this is that "avant-garde" stuff! My grandkids love it.
-->'''Imamura:''' I tell ya, [[FridgeBrilliance when I was in]] [[UsefulNotes/SecondSinoJapaneseWar Manchuria]], we sure didn't have any guns like that!
-->'''Elderly tourist #3:''' Good grief, Imamura's started going on about Manchuria again...?
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-->'''Elderly
'''Elderly tourist #2:''' Oh, I'll bet this is that "avant-garde" stuff! My grandkids love
-->'''Imamura:'''
'''Imamura:''' I tell ya, [[FridgeBrilliance when I was in]] [[UsefulNotes/SecondSinoJapaneseWar Manchuria]], we sure didn't have any guns like
-->'''Elderly
'''Elderly tourist #3:''' Good grief, Imamura's started going on about Manchuria again...?
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-->'''Seras''': O-okay, Mr. Spirit. There's just one thing I want to ask you! Everything's in the pits. Is the rest of my life going to be this unhappy?
-->'''Harkonnen''': ... more or less.
-->'''Harkonnen''': ... more or less.
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-->'''Seras''': O-okay, Mr. Spirit. There's just one thing I want to ask you! Everything's in the pits. Is the rest of my life going to be this unhappy?
-->'''Harkonnen''': ...unhappy?\\
'''Harkonnen''': ... more or less.
-->'''Harkonnen''': ...
'''Harkonnen''': ... more or less.
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--->'''Heinkel''': What are we doing? How did she rope us all into this?
--->'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so angry.
--->'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody. Figuratively.
--->'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy it.
--->'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
--->'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so angry.
--->'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody. Figuratively.
--->'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy it.
--->'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
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--->'''Heinkel''': What are we doing? How did she rope us all into this?
--->'''Yumie''':this?\\
'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be soangry.
--->'''Heinkel''':angry.\\
'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody.Figuratively.
--->'''Yumie''':Figuratively.\\
'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buyit.
--->'''Heinkel''':it.\\
'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
--->'''Yumie''':
'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so
--->'''Heinkel''':
'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody.
--->'''Yumie''':
'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy
--->'''Heinkel''':
'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
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-->'''Merc #1''':"Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the OTHER GUYS!"
-->'''Merc #2''':"Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters at home to knock up."
-->'''Merc #3''':"That's not bad. It works out to, like, two a day if you don't count Sundays."
-->'''Merc #2''':"Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters at home to knock up."
-->'''Merc #3''':"That's not bad. It works out to, like, two a day if you don't count Sundays."
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-->'''Merc #1''':"Tell #1:''' Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the OTHER GUYS!"
-->'''Merc #2''':"InbredGUYS!\\
'''Merc #2:''' Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters at home to knock up."
-->'''Merc #3''':"That's\\
'''Merc #3:''' That's not bad. It works out to, like, two a day if you don't count Sundays."
-->'''Merc #2''':"Inbred
'''Merc #2:''' Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters at home to knock up.
-->'''Merc #3''':"That's
'''Merc #3:''' That's not bad. It works out to, like, two a day if you don't count Sundays.
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** [[DudeLooksLikeALady Schodinger looking like Seras.]]
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** [[DudeLooksLikeALady Schodinger Schrödinger looking like Seras.]]
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* In the final OVA, Pip[[spoiler:, as the spirit guardian of the Hellsing Manor,]] going "What was that for?" when Heinkel punches a wall.
* Alucard sneaking up on Integra in the middle of the night, only for Integra to quickly wake up and shoot him in the face.
* Alucard sneaking up on Integra in the middle of the night, only for Integra to quickly wake up and shoot him in the face.
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* A bit of stealth comedy, but the fact that three of the children known to be raised by Alexander are Italian (Maxwell), Japanese (Yumiko), and German (Heinkel) makes it all that much funnier when they're going to war with the Nazis
* A bit of comedic irony occurs when [[spoiler:Anderson impales himself in the heart with the Nail of Helena. Staking hearts comes to mind with that kind of imagery.]]
* A bit of comedic irony occurs when [[spoiler:Anderson impales himself in the heart with the Nail of Helena. Staking hearts comes to mind with that kind of imagery.]]
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** Let's just face it, Jan is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHFQj06gWyc a walking, talking CMOF.]]
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* [[BruceWillis Willis]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Space.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVN7uBuvOs That is all.]]
** Not to mention the Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
** Not to mention the Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
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* [[BruceWillis Willis]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Space.]] Bruce [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVN7uBuvOs That is all.]]
** Not to mentionWillis]] and the Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
** Not to mention
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* Let's just face it. Any time during the OVA when it undergoes an art shift, expect something funny to happen.
* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because [[WeHaveReserves it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops]], the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at point-blank range. And misses every shot]], causing Doc to wonder how the Major got into the S.S. in the first place.
* Also, the scene with the Wild Geese training session. When Seras attempted target practice, she snapped after hearing that she killed all hostages. Later, we see her having a spizfit over a lecherous song that Pip was singing.
* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because [[WeHaveReserves it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops]], the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at point-blank range. And misses every shot]], causing Doc to wonder how the Major got into the S.S. in the first place.
* Also, the scene with the Wild Geese training session. When Seras attempted target practice, she snapped after hearing that she killed all hostages. Later, we see her having a spizfit over a lecherous song that Pip was singing.
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* Let's just face it. Any time during the OVA when it undergoes an art shift, expect something funny to happen.
* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because [[WeHaveReserves it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops]], the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at point-blank range.And He misses every shot]], causing Doc to wonder how the Major got into the S.S. in the first place.
*Also, the The scene with the Wild Geese training session. When Seras attempted target practice, she snapped after hearing that she killed all hostages. Later, we see her having a spizfit over a lecherous song that Pip was singing.
* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because [[WeHaveReserves it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops]], the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at point-blank range.
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* After you finish watching the epilogue for OVA 5, you're treated to a hilarious preview for OVA 6 with Alucard griping over having little to no screen time in the next two [=OVAs=], and at the end, you're treated to a picture with... "Church of England Pro Wrestling." I snickered at the sight of it.
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* After you finish watching the epilogue for OVA 5, you're treated to a hilarious preview for OVA 6 with Alucard griping over having little to no screen time in the next two [=OVAs=], and at the end, you're treated to a picture with... "Church of England Pro Wrestling." I snickered "
*Zorin expressing her bafflement at Schrödinger appearing inside [[spoiler: Seras']] subconscious. His reply is a nonchalant, "I'm everywhere and nowhere" as if he does this all thesight of it.time. It's followed by an equally nonchalant [[spoiler: YouHaveFailedMe.]]
*Zorin expressing her bafflement at Schrödinger appearing inside [[spoiler: Seras']] subconscious. His reply is a nonchalant, "I'm everywhere and nowhere" as if he does this all the
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* The mascot logo used for the Hellsing Organization on their newly bought stealth jet? A cute, little cartoon bat.
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* Alucard's dream sequence at the beginning of OVA 5.
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** And all too soon, Jan is gone, but he goes out in one helluva way.
-->"Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]]* You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
-->"Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?! *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]]* You can take this clue, and shove it up your ass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
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*** [[DudeLooksLikeALady Schodinger looks like Seras.]]
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** Schrödinger ogling Sears.
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** Schrödinger ogling Sears.Seras.
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* Heck, everything involving Schrödinger in OVA Episode 4.
** Schrödinger ogling Sears.
** Schrödinger and the Major trying to get their TV to turn on so they can deliver their threats to Integra.
** "You're so ''slow''. In the time it took you to walk down one little hallway, I went all the way to London, got my head blown off, and made it back. Perhaps you should start thinking about going on a diet, mein Major."
** The credits sequence, with Schrödinger marching along a globe while icons of London are being blown to bits and with the the Major, Captain, Doctor and Zorin getting into various wacky hijinks.
** Schrödinger ogling Sears.
** Schrödinger and the Major trying to get their TV to turn on so they can deliver their threats to Integra.
** "You're so ''slow''. In the time it took you to walk down one little hallway, I went all the way to London, got my head blown off, and made it back. Perhaps you should start thinking about going on a diet, mein Major."
** The credits sequence, with Schrödinger marching along a globe while icons of London are being blown to bits and with the the Major, Captain, Doctor and Zorin getting into various wacky hijinks.
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** Jan's uncharacteristically deadpan reaction when he actually gets to the Round Table room and finds the entire party with their guns already drawn and waiting for him.
-->"Ah, fuck me."
-->"Ah, fuck me."
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* IN OVA 1, Seras examining herself in the mirror and giving a cocky little smile before freaking out that she really has turned into a vampire.
* At the end of Volume 1, Chapter 2, Integra flipping her wig when Alucard and Seras comment on her age.
* At the end of Volume 1, Chapter 2, Integra flipping her wig when Alucard and Seras comment on her age.
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* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops, the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy at point-blank range. And misses every shot, causing Doc to wonder how the Major got into the S.S. in the first place.
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* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because [[WeHaveReserves it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops, troops]], the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at point-blank range. And misses every shot, shot]], causing Doc to wonder how the Major got into the S.S. in the first place.
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-->'''Jan''': Up Up! Down Down! Left Right Left Right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! (pause) Ah I'm so fucking hard right now.
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-->'''Jan''': Up Up! Down Down! Left Right Left Right! Bringing the motherfucking death [[KonamiCode by Konami! Konami]]! (pause) Ah I'm so fucking hard right now.
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*** This one gets an IronicEcho from Walter after he dispatches most of Jan's ghouls.
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* Basically everything Jan Valentine says, but highlights include:
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* Basically [[CrossesTheLineTwice everything Jan Valentine says, says]], but highlights include:
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** We also see that in the credits of OVA 6, (with Magnolia playing) along with another funny scene involving '''ZORIN BLITZ''' of all people. A bunch of Millenium foot soldiers fight over a corpse that they plan on having for dinner, frustrating and irritating Zorin, and she slices the body in four separate scenes. This troper likes "hearing" (it was in a talk balloon so I use the word loosely) "Try not to make a scene at supper."
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** We also see that in the credits of OVA 6, (with Magnolia playing) along with another funny scene involving '''ZORIN BLITZ''' of all people. A bunch of Millenium foot soldiers fight over a corpse that they plan on having for dinner, frustrating and irritating Zorin, and she slices the body in four separate scenes. This troper likes "hearing" (it was in a talk balloon so I use the word loosely) "Try not to make a scene at supper."
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* In OVA 8, during the decisive battle between Alucard and Anderson, he suddenly [[spoiler:switches back from his true form]] and starts lovingly and explicitly describing his new Jackal gun. Something about hearing him prattle off about it like a salesman with his VoiceOfTheLegion just cracked this troper up.
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* In OVA 8, during the decisive battle between Alucard and Anderson, he suddenly [[spoiler:switches back from his true form]] and starts lovingly and explicitly describing his new Jackal gun. Something about hearing him prattle off about it like a salesman with his VoiceOfTheLegion just cracked this troper up.is hilarious.
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** Anderson scolding the girls over their treatment of Integra. They cower away like small children who'd just disappointed their father, [[ParentalSubstitute which may very well be the case here.]]
--->'''Anderson''': Teaming up against an unarmed woman to do God knows what to her? [[EvenEvilHasStandards We're paladins, not rapists.]]
--->'''Anderson''': Teaming up against an unarmed woman to do God knows what to her? [[EvenEvilHasStandards We're paladins, not rapists.]]
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-->'''Heinkel''': What are we doing? How did she rope us all into this?
-->'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so angry.
-->'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody. Figuratively.
-->'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy it.
-->'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
-->'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so angry.
-->'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody. Figuratively.
-->'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy it.
-->'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
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---> Walter: Where did you learn that submission technique?
---> Seras: (over Jan's complaining) I AM a former police girl...
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* Speaking of the Valantine Brothers, at the end of every manga volume (except the first one) there are special comics depicting hilarious moments with them, like when they did a countdown for most popular Hellsing Character. They even put in characters that were never in Hellsing!
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* Speaking of the Valantine Valentine Brothers, at the end of every manga volume (except the first one) there are special comics depicting hilarious moments with them, like when they did a countdown for most popular Hellsing ''Hellsing'' Character. They even put in characters that were never in Hellsing!''Hellsing''!
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** Not to mention the Harokken spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
* "As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. Now you're nothing but dog shit."
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** Not to mention the Harokken Harkonnen spirit talking to Seras Victoria.
* "As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit.Now Now, you're nothing but dog shit."
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-->'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
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-->'''Anderson''': (with a very kind smile) I must say say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time I could bring some children from the orphanage?
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** Seras tries to join in and hit Anderson from behind, but it only takes a glare from him for her to stop dead in her tracks.
* The manga, volume 11, Seras posing in red hat and coat: "Look! I'm imitating master!"
* Schrodinger losing his copy of the mission briefing, having to read over the Captain's shoulder, and looking completely adorable.
* The manga, volume 11, Seras posing in red hat and coat: "Look! I'm imitating master!"
* Schrodinger losing his copy of the mission briefing, having to read over the Captain's shoulder, and looking completely adorable.
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** Seras tries to join in and hit Anderson from behind, but it only takes a glare from him for her to stop dead in her tracks.
tracks. And then he throws a bayonet into the wall ''right'' next to her head. It contains a message from the Vatican.
** The sheer absurdity that is Anderson not even being able to deliver a simple ''message'' without getting into a fistfight with Alucard. If Seras hadn't intervened, they probably would've destroyed half the building before Anderson remembered his actual reason for being there.
* The manga,volume Volume 11, Seras posing in red hat and coat: "Look! I'm imitating master!"
*Schrodinger Schrödinger losing his copy of the mission briefing, having to read over the Captain's shoulder, and looking completely adorable.
** The sheer absurdity that is Anderson not even being able to deliver a simple ''message'' without getting into a fistfight with Alucard. If Seras hadn't intervened, they probably would've destroyed half the building before Anderson remembered his actual reason for being there.
* The manga,
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* Near the end of the manga; Integra's exaggerated account of [[spoiler: Lord Penwood's]] HeroicSacrifice. Could also be considered a Heartwarming Moment, as she's speaking to his grandson.
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-->'''Seras''':"Also, [Mr. Bernadotte], [[ItMakesSenseInContext can you please not smoke inside of me?]]"
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** From there, she promptly browbeats the hit squad of ''trained assassins'' into escorting her back to Hellsing Manor. Father Anderson agrees to this, causing all of his comrades to promptly gape at him in pure disbelief...but ''having to go along with it, anyway!''
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** From there, she promptly browbeats the hit squad of ''trained assassins'' into escorting her back to Hellsing Manor. Father Anderson agrees to this, causing all of his comrades to promptly gape at him in pure disbelief...but ''having to go along with it, anyway!'' anyways!''
** Heinkel's and Yumie's reactions are especially hilarious. They want ''so'' badly to just shoot Integra and be done with it, but her general attitude and Anderson's subsequent scolding cow both of them into gibbering piles of frustration. Only Anderson appears not to be embarrassed by the whole situation while his students sulk and grumble while following him.
-->'''Heinkel''': What are we doing? How did she rope us all into this?
-->'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so angry.
-->'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody. Figuratively.
-->'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy it.
-->'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
** Heinkel's and Yumie's reactions are especially hilarious. They want ''so'' badly to just shoot Integra and be done with it, but her general attitude and Anderson's subsequent scolding cow both of them into gibbering piles of frustration. Only Anderson appears not to be embarrassed by the whole situation while his students sulk and grumble while following him.
-->'''Heinkel''': What are we doing? How did she rope us all into this?
-->'''Yumie''': This is terrible! Bishop Maxwell is going to be so angry.
-->'''Heinkel''': You know, we have sorta taken her into custody. Figuratively.
-->'''Yumie''': Please, he's not gonna buy it.
-->'''Heinkel''': SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
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-->'''Merc #1''':"Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the OTHER GUYS!"
-->'''Merc #2''':"Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters at home to knock up."
-->'''Merc #3''':"That's not bad. It works out to, like, two a day if you don't count Sundays."
-->'''Merc #1''':"Tell those assholes they're supposed to bomb the OTHER GUYS!"
-->'''Merc #2''':"Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters at home to knock up."
-->'''Merc #3''':"That's not bad. It works out to, like, two a day if you don't count Sundays."