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* John discovers Ellie in a two-part issue where she, for some reason, ended up in a hidden room in the Vatican. John, not wanting to kill his long-time demonic friend, decided to freed her, but not before an EPIC "fight" between each other that looked and felt more at home in a Doctor Strange comic book. They even ham it up HARD saying cheesy movie-style dialogues and everything! After they meet again, they're laughing it up.
-->'''Ellie:''' "We meet again, my old adversary!"
-->'''John:''' "Do your worst, hell spawn!"
-->'''Ellie:''' "We meet again, my old adversary!"
-->'''John:''' "Do your worst, hell spawn!"
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** "Blimey, [[TheCasanova I'm shagging a lesbian]]. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do I win a prize]]?"
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** "Blimey, [[TheCasanova I'm shagging a lesbian]]. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do I win a prize]]?"prize]]?" (issue 131 pages 18-21, with Sylvia after her quarrel with Carol on pages 4-5)
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* "Andy, I've the horrible feeling we might have swapped underpants."
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* "Andy, I've the horrible feeling we might have swapped underpants."
* John and Chas are at a bar and see that the piano player looks exactly like Nigel Tufnel from [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Spinal Tap]]. John can't resist.
-->'''John:''' [[Film/{{Casablanca}} You played it for her -- now play it for me.]]
-->'''Baffled piano player:''' Eh?
-->'''John:''' Play it for me, Nigel -- Play "Lick My Love Pump."
* John and Chas are at a bar and see that the piano player looks exactly like Nigel Tufnel from [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Spinal Tap]]. John can't resist.
-->'''John:''' [[Film/{{Casablanca}} You played it for her -- now play it for me.]]
-->'''Baffled piano player:''' Eh?
-->'''John:''' Play it for me, Nigel -- Play "Lick My Love Pump."
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** When John and company try to summon a demon up from Hell... and get [[TheSexPistols Sid Vicious]] instead.
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** When John and company try to summon a demon up from Hell... and get [[TheSexPistols [[Music/SexPistols Sid Vicious]] instead.
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* In the ''Rare Cuts'' collections, there's one story about a man who's been magically compelled to [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud blurt out all his most embarrassing secrets]] whenever he's around other people. Of course, this being a [[DarkerAndEdgier John Constantine comic]], it gets a little less funny]] [[DealWithTheDevil once we learn]] [[WouldHurtAChild all the details]]. Still...
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* In the ''Rare Cuts'' collections, there's one story about a man who's been magically compelled to [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud blurt out all his most embarrassing secrets]] whenever he's around other people. Of course, this being a [[DarkerAndEdgier John Constantine comic]], it gets a little less funny]] funny [[DealWithTheDevil once we learn]] [[WouldHurtAChild all the details]]. Still...
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* In the ''Rare Cuts'' collections, there's one story about a man who's been magically compelled to [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud blurt out all his most embarrassing secrets]] whenever he's around other people. Of course, this being a [[DarkerAndEdgier John Constantine comic]], [[CerebusSyndrome it gets a little less funny]] [[DealWithTheDevil once we learn]] [[WouldHurtAChild all the details]]. Still...
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--> Reports come in of marvelous and miraculous events taking place across the country. [[TakeThat For a start, Chelsea actually manage to score a goal at Anfield.]]
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--> Reports come in of marvelous and miraculous events taking place across the country. [[TakeThat For a start, Chelsea actually manage to score a goal at Anfield.]]]]
* Goons kidnap Chas and use him to bring John to them, threatening to cut off Chas' head and bury it at Chelsea. Chas' main concern is about where exactly his head is going to be buried ("Tottenham is bad enough, but ''Chelsea''?").
* "Andy, I've the horrible feeling we might have swapped underpants."
* Goons kidnap Chas and use him to bring John to them, threatening to cut off Chas' head and bury it at Chelsea. Chas' main concern is about where exactly his head is going to be buried ("Tottenham is bad enough, but ''Chelsea''?").
* "Andy, I've the horrible feeling we might have swapped underpants."
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* Constantine encounters the spirit of Sir Francis Dashwood, the English nobleman who founded London's infamous "Hellfire Club". The kicker? He went to ''HEAVEN''! Turns out all the stories about black sabbaths and satanic rituals were all just myths. Er, except the orgies.
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* Constantine encounters the spirit of Sir Francis Dashwood, the English nobleman who founded London's infamous "Hellfire Club". The kicker? He went to ''HEAVEN''! Turns out all the stories about black sabbaths and satanic rituals were all just myths. Er, except the orgies.orgies.
* After clearing up [[spoiler:the misunderstanding between King Arthur and Merlin]] that had been threatening to destroy England, we get this:
--> Reports come in of marvelous and miraculous events taking place across the country. [[TakeThat For a start, Chelsea actually manage to score a goal at Anfield.]]
* After clearing up [[spoiler:the misunderstanding between King Arthur and Merlin]] that had been threatening to destroy England, we get this:
--> Reports come in of marvelous and miraculous events taking place across the country. [[TakeThat For a start, Chelsea actually manage to score a goal at Anfield.]]
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** Later, John [[UrineTrouble pisses on]] ''ComicBook/ThePhantomStranger's'' shoes.
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** "Blimey, [[TheCasanova I'm shagging a lesbian]]. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do I win a prize]]?"prize]]?"
* Constantine encounters the spirit of Sir Francis Dashwood, the English nobleman who founded London's infamous "Hellfire Club". The kicker? He went to ''HEAVEN''! Turns out all the stories about black sabbaths and satanic rituals were all just myths. Er, except the orgies.
* Constantine encounters the spirit of Sir Francis Dashwood, the English nobleman who founded London's infamous "Hellfire Club". The kicker? He went to ''HEAVEN''! Turns out all the stories about black sabbaths and satanic rituals were all just myths. Er, except the orgies.
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--> AW WHY WON'T ISS [[ClusterFBomb FACKIN', FACKIN', FACKIN]] ''BASS'' '' '''WORRRRRKK?!!''' ''
-->'[[TakeThat Cos you dunno how to play it, Sid.]] On your bike.
-->'[[TakeThat Cos you dunno how to play it, Sid.]] On your bike.
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-->'''John:''' "Well, let's see: [[ParodyMagicSpell flibble, flobble, flibble... kaflurp]]." (''{{Beat}'') "[[SarcasmMode Bugger me]], [[CaptainObvious it's still a bloody gun]]!"
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-->'''John:''' "Well, let's see: [[ParodyMagicSpell flibble, flobble, flibble... kaflurp]]." (''{{Beat}'') (''{{Beat}}'') "[[SarcasmMode Bugger me]], [[CaptainObvious it's still a bloody gun]]!"
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-->'''John:''' "Well, let's see: flibble, flobble, flibble... kaflurp." (''{{Beat}'') "[[SarcasmMode Bugger me]], [[CaptainObvious it's still a bloody gun]]!"
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-->'''John:''' "Well, let's see: [[ParodyMagicSpell flibble, flobble, flibble... kaflurp.kaflurp]]." (''{{Beat}'') "[[SarcasmMode Bugger me]], [[CaptainObvious it's still a bloody gun]]!"
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* Despite also being one of the {{Squick}}iest volumes in the series, ''Son of Man'' is chockfull of these:
** Chas asking John to "magic" away a gun used in a shooting.
-->'''John:''' "Well, let's see: flibble, flobble, flibble... kaflurp." (''{{Beat}'') "[[SarcasmMode Bugger me]], [[CaptainObvious it's still a bloody gun]]!"
** When John and company try to summon a demon up from Hell... and get [[TheSexPistols Sid Vicious]] instead.
** "Blimey, [[TheCasanova I'm shagging a lesbian]]. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do I win a prize]]?"
* Despite also being one of the {{Squick}}iest volumes in the series, ''Son of Man'' is chockfull of these:
** Chas asking John to "magic" away a gun used in a shooting.
-->'''John:''' "Well, let's see: flibble, flobble, flibble... kaflurp." (''{{Beat}'') "[[SarcasmMode Bugger me]], [[CaptainObvious it's still a bloody gun]]!"
** When John and company try to summon a demon up from Hell... and get [[TheSexPistols Sid Vicious]] instead.
** "Blimey, [[TheCasanova I'm shagging a lesbian]]. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do I win a prize]]?"
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* John Constantine pissing on ThePhantomStranger's feet.Constantine's birthday party, where Swamp Thing uses his [[GreenThumb complete mastery of all plant life]]... to [[MundaneUtility give John some quick-growing weed]].
** Later, John [[UrineTrouble pisses on]] ''ThePhantomStranger's'' shoes.
** Later, John [[UrineTrouble pisses on]] ''ThePhantomStranger's'' shoes.
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* In the ''Rare Cuts'' collections, there's one story about a man who's been magically compelled to [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud blurt out all his most embarrassing secrets]] every time whenever he's in public.around other people. Of course, this being a [[DarkerAndEdgier John Constantine comic]], [[CerebusSyndrome it gets a little less funny]] [[DealWithTheDevil once we learn]] [[WouldHurtAChild all the details]]. Still...Still...
--->'''''I'M A WHOREMONGER!!!'''''
--->'''''I'M A WHOREMONGER!!!'''''
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* In the ''Rare Cuts'' collections, there's one story about a man who's been magically compelled to [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud blurt out all his most embarrassing secrets]] every time he's in public. Of course, this being a [[DarkerAndEdgier John Constantine comic]], [[CerebusSyndrome it gets a little less funny]] [[ADealWithTheDevil [[DealWithTheDevil once we learn]] [[WouldHurtAChild all the details]]. Still...
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