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** And afterwards, Kyon's first meeting with [[TimeTravel Future Mikuru]], in which she [[StableTimeLoop showed Kyon her mole]] was accompanied by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Kyon's immediate exclamation of "SUPERSIZE ME!"]] Never, ''ever'' fails to elicit laughter. Even funnier when you realise it's the [[Creator/CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

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** And afterwards, Kyon's first meeting with [[TimeTravel Future Mikuru]], in which she [[StableTimeLoop showed Kyon her mole]] was accompanied by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Kyon's immediate exclamation of "SUPERSIZE ME!"]] ME!" Never, ''ever'' fails to elicit laughter. Even funnier when you realise it's the [[Creator/CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

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** After Haruhi and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] Yuki makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].

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** After Haruhi and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] time Yuki makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].undergarments''.



** Probably only in the English dub however, but earlier in part IV, while [[spoiler: Asakura is on stabbatical. ]]
---> '''Asakura''':[[spoiler: Your death is the perfect way to make Harui Suzumiya take some sort of action, you see. Finally, I'll be able to observe a huge explosion of data. It's a [[StealthPun once in a lifetime opportunity]]. ]]
---> '''Kyon''': [[spoiler: Tell me about it!]]

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** Probably only in the English dub however, but earlier in part IV, while [[spoiler: Asakura is on stabbatical. ]]
stabbatical.
---> '''Asakura''':[[spoiler: '''Asakura''': Your death is the perfect way to make Harui Suzumiya take some sort of action, you see. Finally, I'll be able to observe a huge explosion of data. It's a [[StealthPun once in a lifetime opportunity]]. ]]
opportunity]].
---> '''Kyon''': [[spoiler: Tell me about it!]]it!



* Shamisen, right after [[spoiler:Haruhi granted it with the ability to talk]], Kyon's conversation with the said cat suddenly becomes a deeply insightful philosophising on how beings communicate to each other with futility. Hilarity ensues.

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* Shamisen, right after [[spoiler:Haruhi Haruhi granted it with the ability to talk]], talk, Kyon's conversation with the said cat suddenly becomes a deeply insightful philosophising on how beings communicate to each other with futility. Hilarity ensues.



** While not mentioned much in the anime, it becomes a plot point later in the novels that [[spoiler: the SOS Brigade was never recognized as an official club. So they shouldn't even be racing.]] Which makes this even funnier.

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** While not mentioned much in the anime, it becomes a plot point later in the novels that [[spoiler: the SOS Brigade was never recognized as an official club. So they shouldn't even be racing.]] Which makes this even funnier.



* When [[spoiler: Kyon wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] what is his reaction to her in what is set up to be a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}?
--> [[spoiler:'''Kyon:''' ''[small-wave]'' Hey]].\\

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* When [[spoiler: Kyon wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] Haruhi what is his reaction to her in what is set up to be a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}?
--> [[spoiler:'''Kyon:''' '''Kyon:''' ''[small-wave]'' Hey]].Hey.\\



-->'''Haruhi:''' [[spoiler:Let me know when you're gonna wake up BEFORE you wake up! ]]
* The opening musical-credit sequence, with (dialogue-free) shots of Kyon warming up in front of the heater. Then, one by one, the rest of the SOS Brigade start jostling for room...and by the end, the pecking order is firmly established, with Kyon [[spoiler:reduced to trying to warm himself by the computer.]]
* [[spoiler:Having just found Alt!Haruhi, Kyon now has to bring her to the Literature club room but has to get Haruhi to somehow disguise herself. After only a second of hesitation, he calmly asks her to put her RapunzelHair into [[{{Fetish}} a ponytail.]] Cue audience laughter.]]
* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that [[spoiler: his girlfriend is [[HumanoidAbomination Kuyoh Suoh]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]

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-->'''Haruhi:''' [[spoiler:Let Let me know when you're gonna wake up BEFORE you wake up! ]]
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* The opening musical-credit sequence, with (dialogue-free) shots of Kyon warming up in front of the heater. Then, one by one, the rest of the SOS Brigade start jostling for room...and by the end, the pecking order is firmly established, with Kyon [[spoiler:reduced reduced to trying to warm himself by the computer.]]
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* [[spoiler:Having Having just found Alt!Haruhi, Kyon now has to bring her to the Literature club room but has to get Haruhi to somehow disguise herself. After only a second of hesitation, he calmly asks her to put her RapunzelHair into [[{{Fetish}} a ponytail.]] Cue audience laughter.]]
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* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that [[spoiler: his girlfriend is [[HumanoidAbomination Kuyoh Suoh]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]
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* Setting up the third Endless Eight episode to be the end of the [[spoiler:GroundhogDayLoop]] only to end it with nothing resolved leaving it to a fourth episode. Not particularly funny in the show but the reactions of people watching seems to have cemented [[strike:Kyoani's]] Kadokawa's status as master level trolls.

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* Setting up the third Endless Eight episode to be the end of the [[spoiler:GroundhogDayLoop]] GroundhogDayLoop only to end it with nothing resolved leaving it to a fourth episode. Not particularly funny in the show but the reactions of people watching seems to have cemented [[strike:Kyoani's]] Kadokawa's status as master level trolls.



-->'''Itsuki''': [[spoiler:We've entered an endless recursion of time]].\\

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-->'''Itsuki''': [[spoiler:We've We've entered an endless recursion of time]].time.\\



'''Itsuki''': [[spoiler:We've entered an endless recursion of time... [[RuleOfThree We've entered an endless recursion of time]]]].

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'''Itsuki''': [[spoiler:We've We've entered an endless recursion of time... [[RuleOfThree We've entered an endless recursion of time]]]].time]].



* [[spoiler:Kyon has to go back to the clubroom to meet with Yasumi, and he needs an excuse to say to Haruhi. So he tells her, to her face, that Taniguchi had lent him a rare porno magazine, and there'd be big trouble if it were discovered in his desk]]. Haruhi is left ''speechless''.

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* [[spoiler:Kyon Kyon has to go back to the clubroom to meet with Yasumi, and he needs an excuse to say to Haruhi. So he tells her, to her face, that Taniguchi had lent him a rare porno magazine, and there'd be big trouble if it were discovered in his desk]].desk. Haruhi is left ''speechless''.



* After the climax, Kyon is randomly bouncing around in time. First he ends up a few years in the future, at Haruhi's college, [[spoiler:where it's strongly implied they're going to the same school and possibly dating]]. The real crowner, though, comes when he ends up [[spoiler:a month in the future, in Haruhi's room. In the middle of the night. In her bed, ON TOP OF HER (It wasn't what it looked like, but still)]]. And let's not forget who sent him there in the first place: [[spoiler:Haruhi. Subtle, that girl is not]].

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* After the climax, Kyon is randomly bouncing around in time. First he ends up a few years in the future, at Haruhi's college, [[spoiler:where where it's strongly implied they're going to the same school and possibly dating]]. dating. The real crowner, though, comes when he ends up [[spoiler:a a month in the future, in Haruhi's room. In the middle of the night. In her bed, ON TOP OF HER (It wasn't what it looked like, but still)]]. still). And let's not forget who sent him there in the first place: [[spoiler:Haruhi. Haruhi. Subtle, that girl is not]].
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* After the climax, Kyon is randomly bouncing around in time. First he ends up a few years in the future, at Haruhi's college, [[spoiler:where it's strongly implied they're going to the same school and possibly dating]]. The real crowner, though, comes when he ends up [[spoiler:a month in the future, in Haruhi's room. In the middle of the night. In her bed, ON TOP OF HER]]. And let's not forget who sent him there in the first place: [[spoiler:Haruhi. Subtle, that girl is not]].

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* After the climax, Kyon is randomly bouncing around in time. First he ends up a few years in the future, at Haruhi's college, [[spoiler:where it's strongly implied they're going to the same school and possibly dating]]. The real crowner, though, comes when he ends up [[spoiler:a month in the future, in Haruhi's room. In the middle of the night. In her bed, ON TOP OF HER]].HER (It wasn't what it looked like, but still)]]. And let's not forget who sent him there in the first place: [[spoiler:Haruhi. Subtle, that girl is not]].
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* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that [[spoiler: his girlfriend is [[EldritchAbomination Kuyoh Suoh]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]

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* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that [[spoiler: his girlfriend is [[EldritchAbomination [[HumanoidAbomination Kuyoh Suoh]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]
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* When [[spoiler: Kyon wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] what is his reaction to her in what is set up to be a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming?

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* When [[spoiler: Kyon wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] what is his reaction to her in what is set up to be a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming?SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}?
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** In the final episode Kyon is almost hit I the face with a firework

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** In the final episode Kyon is almost hit I in the face with a firework
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* The entire "cast's" utter failure at invoking [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief suspension of disbelief]].
** The premise of the script involves the assumption that (a) there is only one key to the room, (b) the door is locked, and (c) the key to the door is in the room. Then Arakawa pulls out a key and unlocks the door so [[CallBack they don't have to bash it down again]].
--->'''Arakawa:''' Please ignore this key that should not exist.
** They enter the room and Keiichi is "dead".
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'''Haruhi:''' Can you tell us who did it?\\
'''Keiichi:''' I can't say. I'm supposed to be dead.

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* After Haruhi and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] Yuki makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].
* Part I: [[OnlySaneMan Kyon]]'s first meeting with Mikuru when Haruhi demonstrates one of the reasons she was chosen by ''groping her from behind.'' Mikuru's whimpering only makes it funnier, [[BlackComedyRape no matter how wrong that sounds.]]
* Part II: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIORLQrvu9c#movie_player I'll say that the whole club was planning on *** -*** her.]]". This kinda runs into Your Mileage May Vary territory though depending on your standpoint.

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* After Haruhi and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] Yuki makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].
* Part I: [[OnlySaneMan I:
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Kyon]]'s first meeting with Mikuru when Haruhi demonstrates one of the reasons she was chosen by ''groping her from behind.'' Mikuru's whimpering only makes it funnier, [[BlackComedyRape no matter how wrong that sounds.]]
* Part II: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIORLQrvu9c#movie_player I'll say II:
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that the whole club was planning you geeks on *** -*** ganged up on her and [[PrecisionFStrike f*****]] her.]]". ". This kinda runs into Your Mileage May Vary territory though depending on your standpoint.standpoint.
** After Haruhi and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] Yuki makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].



* Part IV: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8MkPl2gC8I I for-for-forgot my bag.. HUAAAH!]]

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* Part IV: [[http://www.IV:
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youtube.com/watch?v=M8MkPl2gC8I I for-for-forgot my bag.. HUAAAH!]]HUAAAH!]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVwNe64yao Wa-Wa-Wa-Wasuremono]] was also funny, so much as being taken to [[MemeticMutation memetic status]].



** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVwNe64yao Wa-Wa-Wa-Wasuremono]] was also funny, so much as being taken to [[MemeticMutation memetic status]].
* [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma "What is a 'glasses fetish'?"]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVwNe64yao Wa-Wa-Wa-Wasuremono]] was also funny, so much as being taken Even death cannot scare Kyon to [[MemeticMutation memetic status]].
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give up his snarking: "Haruhi Haruhi! Man, she's popular." [[CashCowFranchise Oh yes she is]].
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[[BluntMetaphorsTrauma "What is a 'glasses fetish'?"]]



* And afterwards, Kyon's first meeting with [[TimeTravel Future Mikuru]], in which she [[StableTimeLoop showed Kyon her mole]] was accompanied by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Kyon's immediate exclamation of "SUPERSIZE ME!"]] Never, ''ever'' fails to elicit laughter. Even funnier when you realise it's the [[Creator/CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

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* ** And afterwards, Kyon's first meeting with [[TimeTravel Future Mikuru]], in which she [[StableTimeLoop showed Kyon her mole]] was accompanied by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Kyon's immediate exclamation of "SUPERSIZE ME!"]] Never, ''ever'' fails to elicit laughter. Even funnier when you realise it's the [[Creator/CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

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* When training for the baseball episode, [[EmotionlessGirl Yuki]] is sent outfield, where she expressionlessly and unerringly catches every ball about to hit her... and ''only'' the balls about to hit her.

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**Haruhi declares that she will bat one thousand times. Later, Itsuki says how amazing it is she that did indeed bat one thousand times. Kyon dryly remarks that it is amazing that he counted them all.
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** Each different inflection CrispinFreeman does to his "Next time, call me!" line regarding Koizumi calling Asahina, as well as each minor change in what he actually says.

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** Each different inflection CrispinFreeman Creator/CrispinFreeman does to his "Next time, call me!" line regarding Koizumi calling Asahina, as well as each minor change in what he actually says.

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** In the final episode Kyon is almost hit I the face with a firework
** Kyon's speech about doing homework can be funny due to it's intensity and how much of a scene he makes in the middle of the restaurant.
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** In one episode the group gets on a spinning playground set and Kyon's narration starts sound queasy as it spins.
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* Yuki's awkward run after her home run
* The final part where Yuki slowly walks over to the ball, and when she throws it to Haruhi so hard that her glove flies off, and is caught by Itsuki, who jogs up to the stunned player and gets him out.
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** Every single line of dialogue you hear out of Yuki's book is spoken by (in the dub) CrispinFreeman, WendeeLee, JohnnyYongBosch, and MichelleRuff and it's utterly glorious. You can tell who's who by either the voice (JYB, Freeman, and Lee) or by the inflection (Ruff uses the same inflection she uses as Yuki, but a different voice). Everyone is playing a LargeHam. Here's nearly all of the dialogue from Yuki's book, transcripted for your convenience:

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** Every single line of dialogue you hear out of Yuki's book is spoken by (in the dub) CrispinFreeman, WendeeLee, JohnnyYongBosch, Creator/CrispinFreeman, Creator/WendeeLee, Creator/JohnnyYongBosch, and MichelleRuff Creator/MichelleRuff and it's utterly glorious. You can tell who's who by either the voice (JYB, Freeman, and Lee) or by the inflection (Ruff uses the same inflection she uses as Yuki, but a different voice). Everyone is playing a LargeHam. Here's nearly all of the dialogue from Yuki's book, transcripted for your convenience:
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* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that [[spoiler: his girlfriend is [[EldritchAbomination Kyou Sou]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]

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* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that [[spoiler: his girlfriend is [[EldritchAbomination Kyou Sou]].Kuyoh Suoh]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]
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--->'''Koizumi:''' What do you think it was, McDonalds' arches?

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--->'''Koizumi:''' What do you think it was, McDonalds' UsefulNotes/McDonalds' arches?

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-->'''Haruhi:''' [[spoiler:Let me know when your gonna wake up BEFORE you wake up! ]]

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-->'''Haruhi:''' [[spoiler:Let me know when your you're gonna wake up BEFORE you wake up! ]]

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** On the blooper reel, Kyon's reaction during the scene is "[[SomethingElseAlsoRises SCHWING!]]"




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* The English dub's blooper reel is basically one big CMOF, especially for Crispin Freeman. Some highlights:
** During the student film recording:
-->'''Kyon:''' ''(to Mikuru running down the street while {{Gainaxing}})'' The fate of this neighborhood and its' mom-and-pop stores is riding on your mammaries, Mikuru!
** Kyon at the computer.
-->'''Kyon:''' Hey Nagato, are you willing to pose naked for the site?
-->'''Yuki:''' Yes, I am.
** Kyon opening the clubroom's door.
-->'''Kyon:''' 'Sup, dawgs?!
** Yuki being impaled by Asakura's attack.
-->'''Kyon:''' Shishkebab?!
** Haruhi is about to delete the folder Kyon is using to store pictures of Asahina.
-->'''Kyon:''' Hey, those boobs are mine!
** After the battle against Asakura.
-->'''Kyon:''' I don't really have a glasses fetish anyway.
-->'''Yuki:''' What kind of fetish do you have?
** Koizumi's explanation of closed spaces.
-->'''Koizuki:''' Suppose this closed space is a pimple that appears on Miss Suzumiya's ass, and we espers are the acne medication.
-->'''Kyon:''' You know, your metaphors are hard to understand.
-->'''Koizumi:''' Yeah, well, [[SomethingElseAlsoRises that's not all that's hard]].
** Kyon catching a baseball, crashing onto the ground face-first in the process.
-->'''Mikuru:''' [[CovertPervert Oh, look! Buttcrack!]]
** After Haruhi almost destroyed the world for the first time.
-->'''Kyon:''' Those dreams were never so realistic before... Or maybe... [[BreakingTheFourthWall Maybe I'm an anime's character on a screen... Then all of you watching should go outside... and get a life!]]
** After Kyon's first time travel.
-->'''Kyon:''' Are you sure right now is three years ago?
-->'''Mikuru:''' July 7, three years ago. Right after Anime Expo.
-->'''Kyon:''' You sure about that?
-->'''Mikuru:''' Pretty sure.
** Past!Haruhi meeting Kyon for the first time.
-->'''Haruhi:''' What's your name, anyway?
-->'''Kyon:''' Crispin Freeman.
** From ''Haruhi-chan'':
*** Kyon and Koizumi, part 1:
--->'''Koizumi:''' I dreamt of Mount Fuji today.
--->'''Kyon:''' HOMOSEXUAL MOUNTAIN?!
--->'''Koizumi:''' Is that really a way to greet your friend?
*** Kyon and Koizumi, part 2:
--->'''Koizumi:''' It's good luck to have a New Year's dream with either Fuji, a hawk or an eggplant.
--->'''Kyon:''' SHUT THE ''*BLEEP*'' UP!
--->'''Koizumi:''' Why are you so upset?
*** Kyon and Koizumi, part 3:
--->'''Koizumi:''' ''(about a vaguely M-shaped scribbling in the sky)'' That hawk's been up there the whole time.
--->'''Kyon:''' That thing's a hawk?!
--->'''Koizumi:''' What do you think it was, McDonalds' arches?
*** Kyon and Haruhi.
--->'''Haruhi:''' I challenged the computer club to a game!
--->'''Kyon:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Go to hell.

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* Kyon ImageSong [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBQU1j3ewDw Kentai life returns]] is basically a huge complaint about his current life and his desire to return to a normal life. More funnier the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoCDigilGQQ live action version]].
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* After Haruki and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] Yuki makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].

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** Every single line of dialogue you hear out of Yuki's book is spoken by (in the dub) CrispinFreeman, WendeeLee, JohnnyYongBosch, and MichelleRuff and it's utterly glorious. You can tell who's who by either the voice (JYB, Freeman, and Lee) or by the inflection (Ruff uses the same inflection she uses as Yuki, but a different voice). Everyone is playing a LargeHam. Here's nearly all of the dialogue from Yuki's book, transcripted for your convenience:
--> '''Crispin Freeman''': Ah-HA, so YOU are the culprit!... No! The red player has picked number 14! Very well, I wonder how that's going to affect the game today! NEXT QUESTION!\\
'''Wendee Lee''': Amazing, just by showing up she's changed the atmosphere on the stage! But she seems completely different, doesn't she? She's not the same as she was a few minutes ago! What a terrifying little girl!\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': TANMEN NOODLE SET! FRIED RICE SET!! TENPURA (something) AND SOBA RICE SET!\\
'''Crispin Freeman''': Young man? ''[[NoIndoorVoice AAAACE!]]'' Middle age? ''AAAACE!'' Retirement? ''AAAACE!'' Non-Promoted? ''AAAACE!'' Next Year? ''AAAACE!'' Unfortunate? ''AAAACE!'' I LOVE IT AFTER ALL! ''AAAACE!''\\
'''Wendee Lee''': Why don't you try and do your best to beat me? Bring it on! What you guys have done is snappy, crackley, and TOTALLY OBVIOUS TO US! He looks like a child, but he's really subtle on the inside, a powerful ally ALL OVER TOWN!\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Now, now NOW NOW, can YOOOOOU not see this CREST that I HOOOOLD?\\
'''Wendee Lee''': Because... I... am... ZE QU~EEEEEEN of FRANCE!\\
'''Crispin Freeman''': Now that hit the spot!\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': YOU'VE STILL GOT A WAYS TO GO!\\
'''Wendee Lee''': *sings indistinct Opera*\\
''(cut to Kyon on the train)\\
(cut back to Yuki reading)''\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': HELLO, we're the Arctic Sea Ice Caddies!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': (something ending in "ag")\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': You know Yuki, you're as SEXY as ever!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': Where are you looking, pervert? I'm callin' the cops.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Starting with a low blow? I feel like I've been accused of groping people on a crammed train!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': Yeah, I'd say; it's winter now.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Right, it's winter! And speaking of winter-\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': Baseball's off season.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Don't go in there, Yuki! Why, even the WBC is shaking in their cleats!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': I'm looking forward to seeing who gets the pink slip.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': That's a really dark way of enjoying it, but okay! Well, you know, it's almost Christmas, isn't it!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': I want to eat a hot pot.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Right!! You can't do without hot pots in winter!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': What do you put in your hot pot?\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Let's see! Nappa cabbage, chicken, pork, leets, natto, tofu! Well, what about you, Yuki!!?\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': Brown bear.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': WOW!! Yuki, you're a hunter?! Even (mafia?) would cry and run away!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': Yeah, but I think about how the bear feels. I fee sorry for it, I lose my appetite.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': Then don't put it in to your hot pot to begin with, woman!\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': I'll play the part of the brown bear.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': What, you will?\\
'''Michelle Ruff''': And you play the pot.\\
'''Johnny Yong Bosch''': HERE IT COMES, FOLKS! THE WORST COMEDY SKIT IN HISTORY! Get ready!\\


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** When Kyon tells Yuki to go pick up the ball and throw it, she kind of jogs up to it, picks it up, and rests it on her palm, looking at it, before looking up at Kyon questioningly. Adorable ''and'' funny.

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** At least once (in the seventh episode of the Endless Eigh) in response to Haruhi's "prize" of getting to be Brigade Leader, he just says a simple, deadpan "eww."
** Each different inflection CrispinFreeman does to his "Next time, call me!" line regarding Koizumi calling Asahina, as well as each minor change in what he actually says.
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* Shortly after, [[http://youtu.be/IvAXm3REsPo?t=1m41s Kyon and Koizumi, uh "rapping"]].
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!!The Melancholy of {{Haruhi-Chan}}

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!!The Melancholy of {{Haruhi-Chan}}
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* Part I: [[OnlySaneMan Kyon]]'s first meeting with Mikuru when Haruhi demonstrates one of the reasons she was chosen by ''groping her from behind.'' Mikuru's whimpering only makes it funnier, [[BlackComedyRape no matter how wrong that sounds.]] Of course, Your Mileage May [[DudeNotFunny Vary]], but it was the first scene where this troper burst into laughter.

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* Part I: [[OnlySaneMan Kyon]]'s first meeting with Mikuru when Haruhi demonstrates one of the reasons she was chosen by ''groping her from behind.'' Mikuru's whimpering only makes it funnier, [[BlackComedyRape no matter how wrong that sounds.]] Of course, Your Mileage May [[DudeNotFunny Vary]], but it was the first scene where this troper burst into laughter.]]
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* From the same episode, the look on Taniguchi's face upon seeing Mikuru in her maid outfit.

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* From the same episode, the look on Taniguchi's face upon seeing Mikuru in her maid outfit. Made even funnier in the dub where you can hear him ''screaming and laughing maniacally''
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!!The Dissociation of Haruhi Suzumiya

* Yuki (as the ''de facto'' president of the literary club) is forced to give a speech at the freshmen assembly in order to attract new members. She reads a long-winded essay titled "The Inefficiency of Language and the Transmission of Data." Translation: "[[ExpoSpeakGag This is all a waste of time]]."

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* From "Editor in Chief": Mikuru walks in on Haruhi sitting on top of prone Kyon, trying to rip off his jacket, jumps to the obvious conclusion, and runs away shouting apologies.

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* From "Editor in Chief": Mikuru walks in on Haruhi sitting on top of prone Kyon, trying to rip off his jacket, jumps to the obvious conclusion, and runs away shouting apologies.


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!!The Indignation of Haruhi Suzumiya
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* Mikuru walks in on Haruhi sitting on top of prone Kyon, trying to rip off his jacket, jumps to the obvious conclusion, and runs away shouting apologies.

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