History Funny / HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban

22nd Dec '17 12:32:34 PM JamesSwann
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* Draco turns out to be not such a bad artist - his magical drawing of Harry getting smacked by a Bludger and zapped by lightning is actually pretty comical.

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* Draco turns out to be not such a bad artist - his magical drawing of Harry getting smacked by a Bludger and zapped by lightning is actually pretty comical.comical.
* "I usually have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with - but the fleas, they're murder." Sirius's tone of voice implies that he ''has'', on at least one occasion, ''given himself a tail when not in his Animagus form.''
30th Oct '17 9:12:17 AM Viira
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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]

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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
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'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]Fred!]]
14th Oct '17 12:54:42 PM DarkHunter
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*** And funnier yet, [[http://www.pottermore.com/en/book3/chapter22/moment1/marauders-map an article]] about the Marauders on Pottermore has revealed that the map wasn't really designed to insult anyone who tried to access it without the password. [[DevelopersForesight That particular enchantment was made to work on Snape and]] ''[[DevelopersForesight only]]'' [[DevelopersForesight Snape.]] Not to mention, they had this built in to address Snape as "professor", several ''years'' before it ever happened. (Which also indicates that, in a weird way, they must have had a grudging respect for his talent if they were sure enough that he'd be a teacher someday to go through the trouble of working the map to specifically address ''Professor'' Snape.)

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*** And funnier yet, [[http://www.pottermore.com/en/book3/chapter22/moment1/marauders-map an article]] about the Marauders on Pottermore has revealed that the map wasn't really designed to insult anyone who tried to access it without the password. [[DevelopersForesight That particular enchantment was made to work on Snape and]] ''[[DevelopersForesight only]]'' [[DevelopersForesight Snape.]] Not to mention, they had this built in to address Snape as "professor", several ''years'' before it ever happened. (Which also indicates that, in a weird way, they must have had a grudging respect for his talent if they were sure enough that he'd be a teacher someday to go through the trouble of working the map to specifically address ''Professor'' Snape.)]]



** Until we happen upon [[FunnyAneurysmMoment a certain memory of Snape's in Book 5]]...
*** YMMV based on your level of pity for Snape. Considering by this point, three of the four had grown out of being jerkasses but Snape has only gotten worse thanks to having power, the insults are still funny.
9th Oct '17 9:39:08 AM Phoenixion
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* Harry's completely random NightmareSequence where players of Slytherin Quidditch Team ride ''dragons'', and how Wood scolded Harry that he had to use [[ButtMonkey Neville]] to replace him as a seeker.
7th Oct '17 3:28:55 AM Phoenixion
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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\

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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
7th Oct '17 3:28:15 AM Phoenixion
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* [[SarcasmMode Trust Fred Weasley to comfort you when you lose a pet]]:
-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]
6th Oct '17 9:45:33 PM sonar1313
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* Harry tries to sneak into Hogsmeade during the second trip by using his Invisibility Cloak. Unfortunately, it's snowing and he leaves footprints as he is walking. Fred and George spot the tracks, walk up and grab him, and drag him back into the castle.

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* Harry tries to sneak into Hogsmeade during the second trip by using his Invisibility Cloak. Unfortunately, it's snowing and he leaves footprints as he is walking. Fred and George spot the tracks, walk up and grab him, and drag him back into the castle.castle.
* Snape orders the class to turn to page 394, and Ron complies...one...page...at...a...time. Until Snape notices.
* Draco turns out to be not such a bad artist - his magical drawing of Harry getting smacked by a Bludger and zapped by lightning is actually pretty comical.
18th Sep '17 6:07:53 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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-->'''Fred:''' "Still in the showers. [[DrivenToSuicide We think he's trying to drown himself."]]

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-->'''Fred:''' "Still "[[ShowerOfAngst Still in the showers.showers]]. [[DrivenToSuicide We think he's trying to drown himself."]]
24th Aug '17 2:31:03 AM JFrombaugh
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* "JORDAN, ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS! GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!"
10th Aug '17 8:05:11 AM TrueBlue170
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** On that note, Hermione's ''EPIC'' RageQuit from the class.
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