History Funny / HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban

7th Jan '16 5:54:22 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker I hardly think that matters, Sybil, unless a]] [[AxCrazy mad axeman]] [[DeadpanSnarker is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall.]] (In a darkly hilarious irony, a mad axeman - former-and-future-Death-Eater-turned-Ministry-executioner Walden Macnair - ''does'' make an appearance at the end of the book.)
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--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker I hardly think that matters, Sybil, unless a]] [[AxCrazy mad axeman]] [[DeadpanSnarker is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall.]] (In a darkly hilarious irony, a mad axeman - former-and-future-Death-Eater-turned-Ministry-executioner Walden Macnair - ''does'' make an appearance at near the end of the book.)
8th Dec '15 9:42:27 AM bt8257
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* When Hagrid asks who wants to ride Buckbeak, everyone [[GotVolunteered backs off a step]] making it look like Harry has just volunteered.
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* When Hagrid asks who wants to ride Buckbeak, everyone [[GotVolunteered backs off up a step]] making it look like Harry has just volunteered.
8th Dec '15 9:42:08 AM bt8257
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* The UST between Hermione and Ron in ''Prisoner of Azkaban''. The first is during the lecture where Buckbeak is introduced and Hermione, in a panic, grabs Ron's hand. He proceeds to give her this amazed look, and she shoots him a glance that says "Don't you say a word". The second is when they're visiting the Shrieking Shack, and Hermione asks if he wants to get closer. After a short uncomfortable pause, she specifies that she meant closer to the shack. ** The first one gets a {{lampshade|Hanging}} by the Podcast/RiffTrax:
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* The UST between Hermione and Ron in ''Prisoner of Azkaban''.Ron. The first is during the lecture where Buckbeak is introduced and Hermione, in a panic, grabs Ron's hand. He proceeds to give her this amazed look, and she shoots him a glance that says "Don't you say a word". The second is when they're visiting the Shrieking Shack, and Hermione asks if he wants to get closer. After a short uncomfortable pause, she specifies that she meant closer to the shack. ** The first one gets a {{lampshade|Hanging}} {{lampshade|Hanging}}d by the Podcast/RiffTrax:
8th Dec '15 9:41:23 AM bt8257
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* The scene where an invisible Harry attacks Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle outside the Shrieking Shack.
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* The scene where an the invisible Harry attacks Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle outside the Shrieking Shack.

* Dan Radcliffe's delivery of the "abnormally large nose" line. Of course, it's contrary to how the books portrayed it (i.e. Harry doesn't read it aloud, and he's one part amused and two parts scared half to death), but Dan's cheeky expression as he reads it makes it hilarious.
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* Dan Daniel Radcliffe's delivery of the "abnormally large nose" line. Of course, it's contrary to how the books portrayed it (i.e. Harry doesn't read it aloud, and he's one part amused and two parts scared half to death), but Dan's cheeky expression as he reads it makes it hilarious.

-->Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers three-and-a-half]], two, one-and-three-quarters-
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-->Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers three-and-a-half]], three-and-a-half, two, one-and-three-quarters-

** Hermione overreacts to these insults and ''runs off the classroom'' in rage.
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** Hermione overreacts to these insults and ''runs off out of the classroom'' in rage.

--> '''Snape:''' That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Grainger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an ''insufferable '''know-it-all'''?''
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--> '''Snape:''' That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Grainger.Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an ''insufferable '''know-it-all'''?''
5th Dec '15 10:39:43 AM Snipertoaster
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-->"The Leaky Cauldron. Ey, if you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!"
10th Nov '15 6:19:02 PM nombretomado
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** The first one gets a {{lampshade|Hanging}} by the RiffTrax:
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** The first one gets a {{lampshade|Hanging}} by the RiffTrax:Podcast/RiffTrax:
9th Nov '15 10:31:14 AM Sark0TAG
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* Snape giving an annoyed response to Hermoine after he ignored her raised hand but delivered the information anyway.
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* Snape giving an annoyed response to Hermoine after he ignored her raised hand but delivered the information she answered his question anyway.
9th Nov '15 10:30:32 AM Sark0TAG
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hermione know-it-all scene
-->'''Harry''': [[DeadpanSnarker Probably a right sight better than he does now.]]
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-->'''Harry''': [[DeadpanSnarker Probably a right sight better than he does now.]]]] * Snape giving an annoyed response to Hermoine after he ignored her raised hand but delivered the information anyway. --> '''Snape:''' That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Grainger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an ''insufferable '''know-it-all'''?'' ** To top it off, Ron actually ''agrees'' with Snape. Then said professor punishes Hermione by deducting 5 points from Gryffindor.
2nd Nov '15 11:08:14 AM GrammarNavi
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-->'''Prof. Trelawney''': From the first moment you stepped foot in my class, I sensed that you did not posess the proper spirit for the noble art of divination. You may be young in years, but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desparately cleave."
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-->'''Prof. Trelawney''': From the first moment you stepped foot in my class, I sensed that you did not posess the proper spirit for the noble art of divination. You may be young in years, but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desparately desperately cleave."

* While Harry is waking up from falling off his broom due to dememntors storming the Quidditch field: -->'''Weasly Twin''': (to Ron) Let's walk you off the Astronomy Tower, see how you look after that.
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* While Harry is waking up from falling off his broom due to dememntors dementors storming the Quidditch field: -->'''Weasly -->'''Weasley Twin''': (to Ron) Let's walk you off the Astronomy Tower, see how you look after that.
19th Oct '15 6:57:35 AM rt2012
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* Speaking of boggarts, there's also Hermione's taking the form of Professor [=McGonagall=] who told her she failed every subject. Even Ron couldn't stop laughing.
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* Speaking of boggarts, there's also Hermione's taking the form of Professor [=McGonagall=] who told her she failed every subject. Even Ron couldn't stop laughing.laughing, mainly because he predicted earlier that Hermione's worst fear was doing poorly in school.
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