History Funny / HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban

14th Oct '17 12:54:42 PM DarkHunter
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*** And funnier yet, [[http://www.pottermore.com/en/book3/chapter22/moment1/marauders-map an article]] about the Marauders on Pottermore has revealed that the map wasn't really designed to insult anyone who tried to access it without the password. [[DevelopersForesight That particular enchantment was made to work on Snape and]] ''[[DevelopersForesight only]]'' [[DevelopersForesight Snape.]] Not to mention, they had this built in to address Snape as "professor", several ''years'' before it ever happened. (Which also indicates that, in a weird way, they must have had a grudging respect for his talent if they were sure enough that he'd be a teacher someday to go through the trouble of working the map to specifically address ''Professor'' Snape.)

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*** And funnier yet, [[http://www.pottermore.com/en/book3/chapter22/moment1/marauders-map an article]] about the Marauders on Pottermore has revealed that the map wasn't really designed to insult anyone who tried to access it without the password. [[DevelopersForesight That particular enchantment was made to work on Snape and]] ''[[DevelopersForesight only]]'' [[DevelopersForesight Snape.]] Not to mention, they had this built in to address Snape as "professor", several ''years'' before it ever happened. (Which also indicates that, in a weird way, they must have had a grudging respect for his talent if they were sure enough that he'd be a teacher someday to go through the trouble of working the map to specifically address ''Professor'' Snape.)]]



** Until we happen upon [[FunnyAneurysmMoment a certain memory of Snape's in Book 5]]...
*** YMMV based on your level of pity for Snape. Considering by this point, three of the four had grown out of being jerkasses but Snape has only gotten worse thanks to having power, the insults are still funny.
9th Oct '17 9:39:08 AM Phoenixion
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* Harry's completely random NightmareSequence where players of Slytherin Quidditch Team ride ''dragons'', and how Wood scolded Harry that he had to use [[ButtMonkey Neville]] to replace him as a seeker.
7th Oct '17 3:28:55 AM Phoenixion
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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\

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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
7th Oct '17 3:28:15 AM Phoenixion
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* [[SarcasmMode Trust Fred Weasley to comfort you when you lose a pet]]:
-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]
6th Oct '17 9:45:33 PM sonar1313
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* Harry tries to sneak into Hogsmeade during the second trip by using his Invisibility Cloak. Unfortunately, it's snowing and he leaves footprints as he is walking. Fred and George spot the tracks, walk up and grab him, and drag him back into the castle.

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* Harry tries to sneak into Hogsmeade during the second trip by using his Invisibility Cloak. Unfortunately, it's snowing and he leaves footprints as he is walking. Fred and George spot the tracks, walk up and grab him, and drag him back into the castle.castle.
* Snape orders the class to turn to page 394, and Ron complies...one...page...at...a...time. Until Snape notices.
* Draco turns out to be not such a bad artist - his magical drawing of Harry getting smacked by a Bludger and zapped by lightning is actually pretty comical.
18th Sep '17 6:07:53 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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-->'''Fred:''' "Still in the showers. [[DrivenToSuicide We think he's trying to drown himself."]]

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-->'''Fred:''' "Still "[[ShowerOfAngst Still in the showers.showers]]. [[DrivenToSuicide We think he's trying to drown himself."]]
24th Aug '17 2:31:03 AM JFrombaugh
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* "JORDAN, ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS! GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!"
10th Aug '17 8:05:11 AM TrueBlue170
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** On that note, Hermione's ''EPIC'' RageQuit from the class.
3rd Jul '17 12:22:04 PM Theatre_Maven_3695
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** Then after Hermione''storms out of the classroom'' in rage:

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** Then after Hermione''storms Hermione ''storms out of the classroom'' in rage:
9th May '17 2:21:38 AM SPBurke
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* Fudge being unnerved by his meeting with Sirius Black at Azkaban seems creepy at first until the details of the plot are revealed. [[spoiler: Fudge was inspecting the prison when he happened by Sirius' cell. He was creeped out by how a convicted murderer "just seemed bored" and casually asked for his newspaper because "he missed doing the crossword." Fudge didn't know Sirius was using his Animagus form to throw off the Dementors and that's how he stayed sane. And it was thanks to that newspaper that Sirius saw the picture of the Weasleys with Peter (in his rat form) perched on Ron's shoulder. So let's recap: this whole plot got set in motion because a bored prisoner asked the Prime Minister for his paper.]]
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