History Funny / HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban

10th Aug '17 8:05:11 AM TrueBlue170
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** On that note, Hermione's ''EPIC'' RageQuit from the class.
3rd Jul '17 12:22:04 PM Theatre_Maven_3695
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** Then after Hermione''storms out of the classroom'' in rage:

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** Then after Hermione''storms Hermione ''storms out of the classroom'' in rage:
9th May '17 2:21:38 AM SPBurke
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* Fudge being unnerved by his meeting with Sirius Black at Azkaban seems creepy at first until the details of the plot are revealed. [[spoiler: Fudge was inspecting the prison when he happened by Sirius' cell. He was creeped out by how a convicted murderer "just seemed bored" and casually asked for his newspaper because "he missed doing the crossword." Fudge didn't know Sirius was using his Animagus form to throw off the Dementors and that's how he stayed sane. And it was thanks to that newspaper that Sirius saw the picture of the Weasleys with Peter (in his rat form) perched on Ron's shoulder. So let's recap: this whole plot got set in motion because a bored prisoner asked the Prime Minister for his paper.]]
4th May '17 10:51:52 AM kquinn0830
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* A Blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, but Sirius has no idea how to react to Hermione calling him "Mr. Black".
30th Apr '17 3:27:13 PM Technicolourtardis
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** It's actually a call forward. The tap-dancing spider was from GoF- Moody makes the Imperiused spider do tap for the class in the book.

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** It's actually a call forward. The tap-dancing spider was from GoF- [=GoF=]- Moody makes the Imperiused spider do tap for the class in the book.
30th Apr '17 3:19:28 PM Technicolourtardis
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** It's actually a call forward. The tap-dancing spider was from GoF- Moody makes the Imperiused spider do tap for the class in the book.
30th Apr '17 3:17:49 PM Technicolourtardis
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* The ever-immortal scene of Hermione slapping Malfoy hard enough he staggers. It leaves Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle flabbergasted, and Ron actually has to hold her back from hitting him again. So Hermione tries to curse Malfoy. What's better is it's implied she slapped him with her non-dominant hand, since she draws out her wand with Ron holding her slapping hand.
30th Apr '17 3:10:35 PM Technicolourtardis
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** When the class begins, [=McGonagall=] comments that the class is looking even more sullen than usual:
--> '''Student''': Sorry, Professor, it's just that we've come from Divination...
--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': No need to say anymore. Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?

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** When the class begins, Immediately before this, [=McGonagall=] comments that the class is looking even more sullen than usual:
--> '''Student''': Sorry, '''Hermione''': Please, Professor, it's just that we've come from Divination...
just had our first Divination class, and we were reading the tea leaves, and--
--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': No Ah, of course. There is no need to say anymore.anymore, Miss Granger. Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?




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* Almost any Divination lesson, courtesy of Harry and Ron's comments:
** From the first lesson:
---> '''Ron''': "Right, what can you see in mine?"\\
'''Harry''': "A load of soggy brown stuff."\\
(later)\\
'''Harry''': "Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross... that means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'- sorry about that- but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy..."\\
'''Ron''': "You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me."\\
'''Ron''': "My turn... There's a blob a bit like a bowler hat. Maybe you're going to work for the Ministry of Magic." (he turns it upside down) "But this way it looks more like an acorn... What's that? 'A windfall, unexpected gold'. Excellent, you can lend me some... and there's this thing here ," (he turns the cup) "that looks like an animal.... yeah, if that was its head... it looks like a hippo.... No, a sheep..."\\
(Harry snorts with laughter)
** During the lesson on "the Orb", which kicks off with Hermione's scathing remarks about Trelawney predicting "the Orb" being on exams and ends with her nearly knocking Ron out of his chair when she leaves:
---> And so they began. Harry, at least felt extremely foolish, staring blankly at the crystal ball, trying to keep his mind empty when thoughts such as "this is stupid" kept drifting across it. It didn't help that Ron kept breaking into silent giggles and Hermione kept tutting.\\
"Seen anything yet?" Harry asked them after a quarter of an hour's silent crystal gazing.\\
"Yeah, there's a burn on this table," said Ron, pointing. "Someone's spilled their candle."\\
"This is such a waste of time," Hermione hissed. "I could be practising something useful. I could be catching up on Cheering Charms-"\\
Professor Trelawney rustled past.\\
"Would anyone like me to help them interpret the shadowy portents within their Orb?" she murmured over the clinking of her bangles.\\
"I don't need help," Ron whispered. "It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight."
30th Apr '17 2:41:55 PM Technicolourtardis
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--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': No need to say anymore. Tell me, which of you is dying this year?

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--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': No need to say anymore. Tell me, which of you is will be dying this year?
30th Apr '17 2:40:16 PM Technicolourtardis
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*** Also, Wormtail (Peter pettigrew) being the one [[http://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2016/09/08065206/Peter-Pettigrew-crop.jpg insulting Snape on his poor hair hygiene]]. Also, not only does he turn into a rat, but he has stayed as a rat for years.

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*** Also, Wormtail (Peter pettigrew) Pettigrew) being the one [[http://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2016/09/08065206/Peter-Pettigrew-crop.jpg insulting Snape on his poor hair hygiene]]. Also, not only does he turn into a rat, but he has stayed as a rat for years.



*** YMMV- it's still hilarious, considering by this point, three of the four have grown out of being jerkasses but Snape has only gotten worse thanks to having power.

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*** YMMV- it's still hilarious, considering YMMV based on your level of pity for Snape. Considering by this point, three of the four have had grown out of being jerkasses but Snape has only gotten worse thanks to having power.power, the insults are still funny.
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