History Funny / HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban

14th Apr '18 12:53:05 PM Belphegor
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14th Apr '18 11:48:50 AM Belphegor
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'''[=McGonagall=]''': [[NotSoAboveItAll [Not even bothering to tell him off, as she was pointing her finger in Malfoy's direction, her hat had fallen off, and she too was shouting furiously.]]]

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'''[=McGonagall=]''': [[NotSoAboveItAll [Not even bothering to tell him off, as she was pointing shaking her finger fist in Malfoy's direction, her hat had fallen off, and she too was shouting furiously.]]]
24th Mar '18 6:11:25 AM HermioneP
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* "I usually have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with - but the fleas, they're murder." Sirius's tone of voice implies that he ''has'', on at least one occasion, ''given himself a tail when not in his Animagus form.''

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* "I usually have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with - but the fleas, they're murder." Sirius's tone of voice implies that he ''has'', on at least one occasion, ''given himself a tail when not in his Animagus form.''''
* On a meta level, there's Creator/AlanRickman and Creator/MichaelGambon pranking Creator/DanielRadcliffe when filming the scene where all the students are sleeping in the Great Hall:
-->'''Alan Rickman''': There was a scene which had 200 kids in sleeping bags. With [[SarcasmMode great grown up wit]] I said, "We should put the fart machine in Daniel Radcliffe's sleeping bag." This is how the scene then went, "For tonight, let them sleep *fart noise* for in sleep *fart noise* they can fly *fart noise* with the swiftest swallows. *fart noise*" All over the floor there are kids sitting up out of the sleeping bags and they're all going, "It wasn't me."
5th Mar '18 6:23:34 AM akanesarumara
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*** And especially since he's Moony. Knowing that the normally polite Lupin had the first insult there...

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*** And especially since he's Moony. Knowing that the normally polite Lupin had the first insult there...there, and by reminding Snape of what happened the last time he stuck his nose into the business of the Marauders...
22nd Dec '17 12:32:34 PM JamesSwann
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* Draco turns out to be not such a bad artist - his magical drawing of Harry getting smacked by a Bludger and zapped by lightning is actually pretty comical.

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* Draco turns out to be not such a bad artist - his magical drawing of Harry getting smacked by a Bludger and zapped by lightning is actually pretty comical.comical.
* "I usually have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with - but the fleas, they're murder." Sirius's tone of voice implies that he ''has'', on at least one occasion, ''given himself a tail when not in his Animagus form.''
30th Oct '17 9:12:17 AM Viira
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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]

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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
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'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]Fred!]]
14th Oct '17 12:54:42 PM DarkHunter
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*** And funnier yet, [[http://www.pottermore.com/en/book3/chapter22/moment1/marauders-map an article]] about the Marauders on Pottermore has revealed that the map wasn't really designed to insult anyone who tried to access it without the password. [[DevelopersForesight That particular enchantment was made to work on Snape and]] ''[[DevelopersForesight only]]'' [[DevelopersForesight Snape.]] Not to mention, they had this built in to address Snape as "professor", several ''years'' before it ever happened. (Which also indicates that, in a weird way, they must have had a grudging respect for his talent if they were sure enough that he'd be a teacher someday to go through the trouble of working the map to specifically address ''Professor'' Snape.)

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*** And funnier yet, [[http://www.pottermore.com/en/book3/chapter22/moment1/marauders-map an article]] about the Marauders on Pottermore has revealed that the map wasn't really designed to insult anyone who tried to access it without the password. [[DevelopersForesight That particular enchantment was made to work on Snape and]] ''[[DevelopersForesight only]]'' [[DevelopersForesight Snape.]] Not to mention, they had this built in to address Snape as "professor", several ''years'' before it ever happened. (Which also indicates that, in a weird way, they must have had a grudging respect for his talent if they were sure enough that he'd be a teacher someday to go through the trouble of working the map to specifically address ''Professor'' Snape.)]]



** Until we happen upon [[FunnyAneurysmMoment a certain memory of Snape's in Book 5]]...
*** YMMV based on your level of pity for Snape. Considering by this point, three of the four had grown out of being jerkasses but Snape has only gotten worse thanks to having power, the insults are still funny.
9th Oct '17 9:39:08 AM Phoenixion
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* Harry's completely random NightmareSequence where players of Slytherin Quidditch Team ride ''dragons'', and how Wood scolded Harry that he had to use [[ButtMonkey Neville]] to replace him as a seeker.
7th Oct '17 3:28:55 AM Phoenixion
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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\

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-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
7th Oct '17 3:28:15 AM Phoenixion
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* [[SarcasmMode Trust Fred Weasley to comfort you when you lose a pet]]:
-->'''Fred:''' [''to the grieving Ron after he thought Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks''] "And [Scabbers]’s been off-color for ages, he was
wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly — ''one swallow'' — he probably didn’t feel a thing.”\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Ginny]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "Fred!"]]
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