History Funny / HalkegeniaOnline

* When Guiche breaks into PurpleProse upon seeing [[spoiler:Kirito's GenderBender disguise.]]
** The simple fact that [[spoiler:[[GenderBender Midori]] exists in the first place.]]
* [[spoiler:Wardes]] [[BrassBalls having the audacity]] [[spoiler:[[{{Troll}} to date his letter of resignation the day he left Tristain and give it to]] [[IronLady DUCHESS VALLIERE]].]] This line afterwards is gold:

** [[spoiler:The rebellion speculates that Midori/Kirito may be the fourth, illegitimate, daughter of Vallire and a successful human experiment.]]

** "Love Potion Hijinks" causes Kirito [[spoiler: to become Midori]] and make a love confession to Klein, who is experiencing StupidSexyFlanders.
* Caramella's FreudianSlip upon seeing Asuna and [[spoiler:[[GenderBender Midori]] [[YuriFan kiss]]]]: "And the yuri...I mean the yelling!"

* After ripping the pursuing mage apart, [=KoKo=], [[spoiler:still in her panther form]], proceeds to [[spoiler:tongue-wash Louise]].
* Even as he is being fireman carried by his older brother, who is RoofHopping at an accelerated magical speed to catch [[spoiler: the infiltrator pretending to be Mortimer]] and fireworks are assaulting them like mortar shells, Guiche ''still'' takes time to [[EatingTheEyeCandy admire the view of a scantly-clad Midori pursuing the same fugitive]].
* Caramella [[spoiler:kissing Agnes]] and the Gramont brothers' reaction.

* Mortimer and Sakuya [[spoiler:get a faceful of wedding cake, courtesy of Morgiana]].

* Argo's reaction to seeing [[spoiler:Octavia's true form]]

--> “Puca . . . or Sylph . . .” She mumbled some nonsense as her eyes rested on Tiff's ears. She felt a flush begin and then curiosity as the girl's eyes wondered off from her most distinguishing feature and fell upon her chest. “Definitely a Sylph.”

* During the negotiation of the Treaty of Alfheim, Sakuya and Morgiana get into an argument. In a fit of pique, [[BoobsOfSteel the former]] calls [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl the latter]] "an overpowered piece of fanservice".

** "Yui, no boys!" and the following "Some Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter" show Kirito as an OverprotectiveDad.

** He goes straight into another round of PurpleProse upon seeing her again, this time in a dress.

** The Fae Lords discuss an incoming "demographic problem". Between hormonal teenagers deprived of their primary forms of entertainment, and thirty-somethings restored to the prime of their youth, and all of them are in stunningly attractive fair folk bodies, in the words of the Doctor "They're gonna fuck like bunnies".

** Caramella is organizing a play based on ''Manga/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' and changed the ending to make it more explicitly {{yuri}}. Kirito playing Homura in this scenario is what convinces Lisbeth to play Madoka.

* Koko and Louise meeting Scarron at the Charming Fairy Inn because, well... It's Scarron.

** And he goes straight into another round of PurpleProse upon seeing her again, this time in a dress.
* During the scene in the Map Room where Mortimer and Guiche's father are planning Operation Dunkirk, they constantly rush out to grab military officers from TheWarRoom who can help with specific parts of the plan. By the time Karin returns to check up on progress, ''everyone'' has moved into the Map Room, and the War Room is pretty much empty.

* During the scene in the Map Room where Mortimer and Guiche's father are planning Operation Dunkirk, they constantly rush out to grab military officers from the WarRoom who can help with specific parts of the plan. By the time Karin returns to check up on progress, ''everyone'' has moved into the Map Room, and the War Room is pretty much empty.

* Caramella's FreudianSlip upon seeing Asuna and [[spoiler:[[GenderBender Midori]] [[YuriFan kiss]]]].

* Kino's a fan of Dragon Tamer Silica.

* [[spoiler:Wardes]] [[BrassBalls having the audacity]] [[spoiler:[[{{Troll}} to date his letter of resignation the day he left Tristain and give it to]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu DUCHESS VALLIERE]].]] This line afterwards is gold:

* In one of the outtakes [[spoiler:The rebellion speculates that Midori/Kirito may be the fourth, illegitimate, daughter of Vallire and a successful human experiment.]]

* Guiche recounts his adventures with Midori, and his brothers one-up themselves in pointing out [[AudieMurphy how ridiculous they sound]]. Cue Midori [[SpeakOfTheDevil appearing out of nowhere]], and calmly stating that yes, they are absolutely true.

* Shiori 'identifying' Tiffa: “Puca . . . or Sylph . . .” She mumbled some nonsense as her eyes rested on Tiff's ears. She felt a flush begin and then curiosity as the girl's eyes wondered off from her most distinguishing feature and fell upon her chest. “Definitely a Sylph.”

* Montmorency's reactions to the aftermath of the battle with Octavia, especially on learning Octavia's true form.