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* In an episode of [[Series/VivaLaBam Viva La Bam]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDmOtDpJBWc Oderus crawls into Bam Margera's parent's bed, whimpering like a child.]]

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* In an episode of [[Series/VivaLaBam Viva La Bam]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDmOtDpJBWc Oderus crawls into Bam Margera's parent's parents' bed, whimpering like a child.]]

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!!Other TV Appearances
* In an episode of [[Series/VivaLaBam Viva La Bam]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDmOtDpJBWc Oderus crawls into Bam Margera's parent's bed, whimpering like a child.]]
->'''Phil''': ''(waking up, noticing Oderus crawling into bed)'' Ape! Ape, what is that?? Holy-- What is that?!
->'''April''': ''(waking up)'' What? ''(notices Oderus)'' '''''AHH!!''''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!
->'''Oderus''': ''(whimpering)'' It's scary upstairs!
->'''Phil''': Aren't your friends up there with you?
->'''Oderus''': ''(sobbing)'' They're not my friends! ''They're not my friends!!''
->'''April''': This is like [[Film/TheExorcist The Exorcist....]]
->'''Phil''': Do you, like, have a friend up there??
->''(Oderus breaks into more sobbing)''
->'''April''': ''(annoyed)'' Oh my god....

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* ''Sexecutioner'' has the titular character stop the show and make a formal complaint about excessive violence...in his own unique way. His deep, lispy, professorial voice is the icing on the hilarity cake.

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* ''Sexecutioner'' has the titular character stop the show and make a formal complaint about excessive violence...in his own unique way. His deep, lispy, professorial voice is the icing on the hilarity cake.way and his own lispy voice.



->'''Skateboarder''': You know GWAR?
->'''Sleazy P Martini''': [[{{CatchPhrase}} Course I know GWAR, I'm their fuckin' manager!]]
* GWAR's flying machine begins running out of...fuel.

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->'''Skateboarder''': You Gee, Sleazy... Do you really know GWAR?
->'''Sleazy P Martini''': [[{{CatchPhrase}} Course Yeah, I know GWAR, GWAR - I'm their fuckin' manager!]]
* GWAR's flying machine begins running out of...fuel.runs on, of all things, crack for fuel. Huge boulders of it that they shovel into boilers like coal.



* The music video for ''Crack in the Egg'' has Slymenstra laying the gigantic egg that would soon hatch into Gor-Gor. Beefcake rushes towards the egg with a giant frying pan and spatula, only to be kicked in the face.
* "Look! It's the Magic Mirror!"




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** The fight itself is so over the top that it can only be described as [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers "drunken Power Rangers."]]



* GWAR meeting Weird Al.
->'''Beefcake''': A children's performer? I thought children [[EatsBabies were only for eating!]]
->'''Al''': ''(on the phone with his agent)'' ...And besides, I thought children [[BrickJoke were only for eating...]]
* [[ButtMonkey Jizmak]] gets a metal spike in his eye, an ice axe in his leg, an ice axe in his ''head'' and thrown against a frozen T-Rex in a ''fifteen second span.''



* Sleazy denounces selling drugs to kids. Not because it's immoral, but because ''[[PragmaticVillainy kids don't have money.]]'' Unless Gogurt is accepted as legal tender...

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* Sleazy denounces selling drugs to kids. Not because it's immoral, but because ''[[PragmaticVillainy kids don't have money.]]'' Unless Gogurt is accepted as legal tender...]]''
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!!Live Shows
* During their ''Beyond Hell'' tour in 2006, Oderus demands the crowd to sing along with them to "Meat Sandwich". When they're slow to do so, Beefcake screams "COME ON, FUCKERS!"
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->''This deli tray is UNACCEPTABLE!!''
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** The doctor also attempts and fails to scare the band with fake roars.

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* ''War On GWAR'' ends with Blothar's hilariously pathetic 911 call.
->''I've fallen and I can't get up!''




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* The music video for ''I'll Be Your Monster'' has Balsac curb-stomping a delivery guy's head into his pizza box. When the box is re-opened, his face ''is'' the pizza.
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GWAR doesn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line twice]] so much as it [[UpToEleven drives the Daytona 500 around it.]]

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GWAR doesn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line twice]] so much as it [[UpToEleven drives the Daytona 500 around it.]]
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* The trippy [[TastesLikeDiabetes GWAR cartoon]] for children that the executives propose to Sleazy, complete with a line of action figures, plush toys, coloring books and other assorted merchandise. Sleazy is not amused, no matter how many supermodels with giant heaps of cash they offer to him.

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* The trippy [[TastesLikeDiabetes [[SickeninglySweet GWAR cartoon]] for children that the executives propose to Sleazy, complete with a line of action figures, plush toys, coloring books and other assorted merchandise. Sleazy is not amused, no matter how many supermodels with giant heaps of cash they offer to him.
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* Sleazy P. Martini's online ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' ripoff is filled with more than a few hilarious (if darkly hilarious) moments.

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* Sleazy P. Martini's online ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' ripoff is filled with more than a few hilarious (if darkly hilarious) so) moments.
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In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!''

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In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!''mellow!\\

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!!Scumdogs of the Universe
* ''The Salaminizer'' is pure, unadulterated RefugeInAudacity.
* ''Slaughterama'' is Sleazy's DeadlyGame, where he quizzes a hippie, a hair metal singer and a Nazi skinhead for fabulous prizes. They lose both the game and everything above their necks.
->''Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama''
->''It's a drama''
->''Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama''
->''IT'S A DRAMA, YEAH!''
* ''Sexecutioner'' has the titular character stop the show and make a formal complaint about excessive violence...in his own unique way. His deep, lispy, professorial voice is the icing on the hilarity cake.
-> ''Sexcuse me!\\
But what good is all the violence in the world\\
Unless it is tempered with limitless sex?\\
Bring on the limitless sex objects\\
And allow me, sexecutioner (genius)\\
To sexsplain the seriousness of this subject!\\
Now If you would all attend my words\\
You see,\\
IM A NAUGHTY FELLOW!\\
In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!''
I've come to this place to rearrange your FACE!!!\\




* The MadScientist of the Morality Squad [[ThoseWackyNazis Dr. D Bill Itated.]] His attempts to speak through his hilariously thick German accent will have soda spraying out of your nose.
->''And of course more of these things (shakes bottle of pills) available in convenient shto-- Convenient shitaw-- CONVENIENT SHTOWARSSZZ...everywhere.''

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* The MadScientist of the Morality Squad [[ThoseWackyNazis Dr. D Bill Itated.]] His attempts to speak through his hilariously thick German accent will have soda spraying out of your nose.
you rolling.
->''And of course more of these things theengsh (shakes bottle of pills) available in convenient shto-- Convenient shitaw-- CONVENIENT SHTOWARSSZZ...everywhere.''



-> '''Announcer''': Watch it...when it's on!

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-> '''Announcer''': Watch it...when whenever it's on!

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* ''I, Bonesnapper'' is Bonesnapper's whining, [[{{Wangst}} wangsty]] lament about how his life as a Scumdog.


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* ''I, Bonesnapper'' is Bonesnapper's whining, [[{{Wangst}} wangsty]] lament about how his life as a Scumdog.

Scumdog absolutely ''sucks.''




->'''Oderus''': See? That's a cow. You ''fuck.''

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': See? That's a cow. You ''fuck.''''
** In the end, he starts ad-libbing random obscene acts into it until he gets fed up and tears the book apart.
-->'''Oderus''': As Oderus, I hope you die in your fucking sleep.

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!!Fuse
* GWAR goes [[HilarityEnsues trick or treating,]] wearing a mish-mash of various kid's costume parts over their costumes. Oderus even has a cardboard Obama mask pierced on one of his shoulder spikes!
->'''Beefcake''': I'm a pretty princess!
* One family comes to the door dressed as bananas, GWAR ''freaks the fuck out'' and runs away through their side yard, proclaiming them to be their feared mortal enemies: the Banana People tribe of Flab-Quarv 7. Even funnier? One of the guys ''recognizes the band.''
* Oderus repeatedly ringing the doorbell of one house, finding it absolutely fascinating.
* "Quick, let's get out of here before the drugs wear off!"
* One particularly stingy man gives them a ''single'' Reese's Cup. GWAR is unamused.
->'''Beefcake''': You're getting toilet-papered, my friend!



!!Fuse
* GWAR goes [[HilarityEnsues trick or treating,]] wearing a mish-mash of various kid's costume parts over their costumes. Oderus even has a cardboard Obama mask pierced on one of his shoulder spikes!
->'''Beefcake''': I'm a pretty princess!
* One family comes to the door dressed as bananas, GWAR ''freaks the fuck out'' and runs away through their side yard, proclaiming them to be their feared mortal enemies: the Banana People tribe of Flab-Quarv 7. Even funnier? One of the guys ''recognizes the band.''
* Oderus repeatedly ringing the doorbell of one house, finding it absolutely fascinating.
* "Quick, let's get out of here before the drugs wear off!"
* One particularly stingy man gives them a ''single'' Reese's Cup. GWAR is unamused.
->'''Beefcake''': You're getting toilet-papered, my friend!

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!!Fuse
* GWAR goes [[HilarityEnsues trick or treating,]] wearing a mish-mash of various kid's costume parts over their costumes. Oderus even has a cardboard Obama mask pierced on one of his shoulder spikes!
->'''Beefcake''': I'm a pretty princess!
* One family comes to the door dressed as bananas, GWAR ''freaks the fuck out'' and runs away through their side yard, proclaiming them to be their feared mortal enemies: the Banana People tribe of Flab-Quarv 7. Even funnier? One of the guys ''recognizes the band.''
* Oderus repeatedly ringing the doorbell of one house, finding it absolutely fascinating.
* "Quick, let's get out of here before the drugs wear off!"
* One particularly stingy man gives them a ''single'' Reese's Cup. GWAR is unamused.
->'''Beefcake''': You're getting toilet-papered, my friend!
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!!Sleazy Pictures After Dark
* Sleazy P. Martini's online ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' ripoff is filled with more than a few hilarious (if darkly hilarious) moments.
* Any time that Sleazy turns to glare at the camera.
* Sleazy denounces selling drugs to kids. Not because it's immoral, but because ''[[PragmaticVillainy kids don't have money.]]'' Unless Gogurt is accepted as legal tender...
* "That's the 'Hooker's Dilemma.' You either get shot ''at'' once or twice a week or shot ''on'' once or twice an ''hour.''"
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!!Pusty's Mailbag
* Pustulus Maximus sorts through his fanmail, throwing out bills, bills, a paycheck that the mailman already stole and a fangirl's oversized underwear...which Pustulus [[ChubbyChaser puts away for later use.]]
* Pustulus throws a Twinkie across the room for Beefcake to catch so he can steal his guitar. Beefcake's [[FatBastard girth]] gives Pustulus plenty of time to practice his bass skills.
-->'''Beefcake''': I CAN'T BEND OVER!
* Pustulus Maximus tells fans that every GWAR album requires plenty of research to ensure that their music is top quality. Cut to Pustulus, Beefcake, Blothar and one of their slaves watching ''[[ShockSite 2 Girls 1 Cup.]]''
* One of the [[CreditsGag people credited]] in the first episode is "That Weird Guy I Buy Weed From."
* Beefcake shows viewers how to make a sandwich. He violently smashes all of its ingredients together - including a dead baby prop. Then a ''hard'' cut to a perfectly made sandwich...which he promptly violates.
** His apron bears special mention: "Your opinion was not part of the recipe."
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* Blothar claiming that AC/DC began life as a GWAR tribute band.

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* Blothar claiming that [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy AC/DC began life life]] as a GWAR tribute band.




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* In an interview with Loudwire, Oderus says that his favorite kind of music is metal. ''Literal'' metal. When it's thrown down the stairs.



* GWAR skinning Marilyn Manson alive in front of a live studio audience. It has...aged well.

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* GWAR skinning Marilyn Manson alive in front of a live studio audience. It has...aged well.
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** One man asks how he can get laid on the first date.

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** * One man asks how he can get laid on the first date.



** Beefcake gives us this gem on where to find potential dates.

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** * Beefcake gives us this gem on where to find potential dates.



* The doctor gives GWAR a slideshow on how dinosaur blood can cure Oderus. He hits the wrong button and shows a picture of himself posing naked on a patient's bed.

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* The doctor gives GWAR a slideshow on how dinosaur blood can cure Oderus. He hits the wrong button and accidentally shows a picture of himself posing naked on a patient's bed.bed, sheepishly trying to pass it off as an accident.

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** In the same interview, Oderus explains the "truth" behind his arrest for obscenity over his [[GagPenis Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.]] He explains that he wasn't arrested, but in fact bribed by the cops to smoke crack with them before removing the Cuttlefish with a "laser saw" while he was out cold, burying it in a heap of nuclear sludge.

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** In the same interview, Oderus explains the "truth" behind his arrest for obscenity over his [[GagPenis Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.]] He explains that he wasn't arrested, but in fact bribed ''bribed'' by the cops to smoke crack with them before removing the Cuttlefish with a "laser saw" while he was out cold, burying it in a heap of nuclear sludge.



* Several bystanders are mortally wounded during the fight against the Morality Squad. Despite their bloody injuries, they seem more annoyed or irritated then shocked.

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* Several bystanders are mortally wounded during the fight against the Morality Squad. Despite their bloody injuries, they seem more [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction annoyed or irritated then irritated]] than shocked.



* Sleazy P. Martini explains how he discovered GWAR and became their manager. While on the lam from the FBI, he crashed his helicopter in the Antarctic and took shelter in GWAR's fortress. His shiny, mirrored jacket reflected so much sunlight that he thawed the band out of their icy prison. They were ready to kill him on the spot until Balsac reminded them of the "prophecy", which stated that whoever released them from their imprisonment would be "A-Ok." Sleazy seals the deal by offering them bags of cocaine, which they happily snort. The rest is history. Insane, debauched history.

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* Sleazy P. Martini explains how he discovered GWAR and became their manager. While on the lam from the FBI, he crashed his helicopter in the Antarctic and took shelter in GWAR's fortress. His shiny, mirrored jacket reflected so much sunlight that he thawed the band out of their icy prison. They were ready to kill him on the spot until Balsac reminded them of the "prophecy", which stated that whoever released them from their imprisonment would be "A-Ok." The way Balsac says this suggests that he [[AssPull made it up on the fly.]] Sleazy seals the deal by offering them bags of cocaine, which they happily snort. The rest is history. Insane, debauched history.



* After the [[{{Gorn}} bloody,]] [[CurbStompBattle one-sided fight]] against the executives trying to sell out GWAR, Oderus ends things on a positive note.

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* After the [[{{Gorn}} bloody,]] [[CurbStompBattle one-sided fight]] against the executives trying to sell out GWAR, Oderus ends things on a [[MoodWhiplash positive note.]]



* One of GWAR's fans is [[AngstWhatAngst more than happy]] to share his feelings about being sacrificed on their telethon. Even though he's been [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction crucified and partially dismembered.]]



-> ''I AM NOT A TURTLE!!!''

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-> ''I AM NOT A TURTLE!!!''




->'''Man''': That's ''GWAR!''
* Oderus repeatedly ringing the doorbell of one house.
->'''Oderus''': I'm fascinated with this thing...

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->'''Man''': That's ''GWAR!''
* Oderus repeatedly ringing the doorbell of one house.
->'''Oderus''': I'm fascinated with this thing...
house, finding it absolutely fascinating.



* This gem from Viking Death Machine:

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* ''Fuck This Place'' has Beefcake's offhand remark that he killed a dinosaur.
* This gem from Viking ''Viking Death Machine:Machine'':



->''LEMME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS!!''

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->''LEMME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS!!''HANDS!!''
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->'''Al''': Just think of me as the "Even Weirder Al!"

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->'''Al''': Just think of me as the "Even Weirder Al!"Al!"

!!Blood of Gods
* This gem from Viking Death Machine:
->''I'm a viking god''
->''Do you understand?!''
->''If you wanna fuck me''
->''LEMME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS!!''

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'''Announcer''': Watch it...when it's on!

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-> '''Announcer''': Watch it...when it's on!




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* GWAR skinning Marilyn Manson alive in front of a live studio audience. It has...aged well.



* GWAR's many, many atrocities in the intro song: Blasting old people with loud music, snatching a baseball out of an outfielder's reach, salting a snail and drawing a penis in a cornfield with a tractor.



** One fan is so appalled by the song that he rips out his eyes and stuffs them in his ears.



->'''Oderus''': What?

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->'''Oderus''': What?[[FlatWhat What?]]
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* ''I, Bonesnapper'' is Bonesnapper's whining, [{{Wangst}} wangsty]] lament about how his life as a Scumdog.

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* ''I, Bonesnapper'' is Bonesnapper's whining, [{{Wangst}} [[{{Wangst}} wangsty]] lament about how his life as a Scumdog.

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* On FOX News' ''Red Eye'', Oderus says he is a firm believer in environmentalism because Earth is [[SkewedPriorities the only planet that has crack.]]


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* ''I, Bonesnapper'' is Bonesnapper's whining, [{{Wangst}} wangsty]] lament about how his life as a Scumdog.
-> ''I AM NOT A TURTLE!!!''

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!!America Must Be Destroyed
* The VillainSong, ''The Morality Squad'' is one giant TakeThat against MoralGuardians.
-> ''Blasphemy!''
-> ''Rapist mentality!''
-> ''Teen suicide!''
-> ''Necro-bestial anal buttsex?!''
-> ''Eeeeeugggghhh!!''



!!We Kill Everything
* ''[[{{BestialityIsDepraved}} Fuckin' An Animal]]'' is easily the musical adaptation of RefugeInAudacity, sounding less like a heavy metal song and more like something drunks would chant at a bar. The music video itself is just them chasing [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries]] around a farm. Then there's its final, spoken line:
->'''Oderus''': [[{{EvenEvilHasStandards}} I'm not going to spend any more time on that song.]]



!!Lust In Space
* ''Metal Metal Land'' is about the titular planet, which GWAR misses more than anything else. It's a place of swords, sorcery, sex, drugs and METAL. And apparently, you can only get there in a stolen car.
-> ''Here in Metal Metal Land, nothing ever dies''
-> ''Except of course our enemies and they're attracting metal flies''
-> ''Here in Metal Metal Land, everything is loud''
-> ''All the chicks are strippers, all their fathers proud!''
* ''Lust In Space'' is about Oderus' reminiscing over his old days as a scourge of the universe.
-> ''The Scumdogs are calling''
-> ''I must go back''
-> ''If I can escape Earth...''
-> ''I swear...''
-> ''...I'll quit crack!''



** A rather loud woman asks GWAR if she should dump his boyfriend because of his butterfly tramp stamp. Beefcake suggests she should get a new voice.

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** * A rather loud woman asks GWAR if she should dump his boyfriend because of his butterfly tramp stamp. Beefcake suggests she should get a new voice.



* GWAR goes [[HilarityEnsues trick or treating,]] wearing a mish-mash of various kid's costume parts ''over their costumes.''

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!!Fuse
* GWAR goes [[HilarityEnsues trick or treating,]] wearing a mish-mash of various kid's costume parts ''over over their costumes.''costumes. Oderus even has a cardboard Obama mask pierced on one of his shoulder spikes!



** One family comes to the door dressed as bananas, GWAR ''freaks the fuck out'' and runs away through their side yard, proclaiming them to be their feared mortal enemies: the Banana People tribe of Flab-Quarv 7. Even funnier? One of the guys ''recognizes the band.''
->'''Man:''' That's ''GWAR!''
** One particularly stingy man gives them a ''single'' Reese's Cup. GWAR is unamused.

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** * One family comes to the door dressed as bananas, GWAR ''freaks the fuck out'' and runs away through their side yard, proclaiming them to be their feared mortal enemies: the Banana People tribe of Flab-Quarv 7. Even funnier? One of the guys ''recognizes the band.''
->'''Man:''' ->'''Man''': That's ''GWAR!''
** * Oderus repeatedly ringing the doorbell of one house.
->'''Oderus''': I'm fascinated with this thing...
* "Quick, let's get out of here before the drugs wear off!"
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One particularly stingy man gives them a ''single'' Reese's Cup. GWAR is unamused.



!!The Animated Adventures of GWAR

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!!The Animated Adventures Tales of GWAR

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* Sleazy P. Martini explains how he discovered GWAR and became their manager. While on the lam from the FBI, he crashed his helicopter in the Antarctic and took shelter in GWAR's fortress. His shiny, mirrored jacket reflected so much sunlight that he thawed the band out of their [[HumanPopsicles icy prison]]. They were ready to kill him on the spot until Balsac reminded them of the "prophecy", which stated that whoever released them from their imprisonment would be "A-Ok." Sleazy seals the deal by offering them bags of cocaine, which they happily snort. The rest is history. Insane, debauched history.
* The trippy [[TastesLikeDiabeetus GWAR cartoon]] for children that the executives propose to Sleazy, complete with a line of action figures, plush toys, coloring books and other assorted merchandise. Sleazy is not amused, no matter how many supermodels with giant heaps of cash they offer to him.

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* Sleazy P. Martini explains how he discovered GWAR and became their manager. While on the lam from the FBI, he crashed his helicopter in the Antarctic and took shelter in GWAR's fortress. His shiny, mirrored jacket reflected so much sunlight that he thawed the band out of their [[HumanPopsicles icy prison]].prison. They were ready to kill him on the spot until Balsac reminded them of the "prophecy", which stated that whoever released them from their imprisonment would be "A-Ok." Sleazy seals the deal by offering them bags of cocaine, which they happily snort. The rest is history. Insane, debauched history.
* The trippy [[TastesLikeDiabeetus [[TastesLikeDiabetes GWAR cartoon]] for children that the executives propose to Sleazy, complete with a line of action figures, plush toys, coloring books and other assorted merchandise. Sleazy is not amused, no matter how many supermodels with giant heaps of cash they offer to him.



** Crackula finally manages to find a rock on the ground after obsessively searching. Unfortunately, the sunlight hits the crack and instantly vaporizes it.

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** * Crackula finally manages to find a rock on the ground after obsessively searching. Unfortunately, the sunlight hits the crack and instantly vaporizes it.




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* The show's captions describing Oderus as "complete dumbass."




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** A rather loud woman asks GWAR if she should dump his boyfriend because of his butterfly tramp stamp. Beefcake suggests she should get a new voice.
->'''Oderus''': Guys do ''not'' have butterfly tattoos on ''any'' part of their body!
->'''Beefcake''': ''(quietly)'' I...I do.
* GWAR goes [[HilarityEnsues trick or treating,]] wearing a mish-mash of various kid's costume parts ''over their costumes.''
->'''Beefcake''': I'm a pretty princess!
** One family comes to the door dressed as bananas, GWAR ''freaks the fuck out'' and runs away through their side yard, proclaiming them to be their feared mortal enemies: the Banana People tribe of Flab-Quarv 7. Even funnier? One of the guys ''recognizes the band.''
->'''Man:''' That's ''GWAR!''
** One particularly stingy man gives them a ''single'' Reese's Cup. GWAR is unamused.
->'''Beefcake''': You're getting toilet-papered, my friend!



->'''Oderus''': ''(Weird Al's face sloughs off)'' [[{{ThisIsGonnaSuck}} Uh...]]

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->'''Oderus''': ''(Weird Al's face sloughs off)'' [[{{ThisIsGonnaSuck}} Uh...]]]]
* Weird Al is booed onstage for showing up without his face. He swears revenge, complete with EvilLaugh.
->'''Al''': Just think of me as the "Even Weirder Al!"

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* Their 1990 interview on the ''Joan Rivers Show.'' Every last second. Millions of housewives across the country were introduced to Dave Brockie and Michael Bishop in full costume and character.

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* Their 1990 interview on the ''Joan Rivers Show.'' Every last second. Millions of housewives across the country were introduced to Dave Brockie and Michael Bishop in full costume and character. They offer her a severed hand as a gift.
** In the same interview, Oderus explains the "truth" behind his arrest for obscenity over his [[GagPenis Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.]] He explains that he wasn't arrested, but in fact bribed by the cops to smoke crack with them before removing the Cuttlefish with a "laser saw" while he was out cold, burying it in a heap of nuclear sludge.



->'''Oderus''': Someone is going to attack us?!
->'''Cuttlefish''': ''(gross slurping noises)''



** Oderus sounds like a voice-cracked owl when asking "who" thanks to his innate hamminess.



* Sleazy P. Martini explains how he discovered GWAR and became their manager. While on the lam from the FBI, he crashed his helicopter in the Antarctic and took shelter in GWAR's fortress. His shiny, mirrored jacket reflected so much sunlight that he thawed the band out of their [[HumanPopsicles icy prison]]. They were ready to kill him on the spot until Balsac reminded them of the "prophecy", which stated that whoever released them from their imprisonment would be "A-Ok." Sleazy seals the deal by offering them bags of cocaine, which they happily snort. The rest is history. Insane, debauched history.
* The trippy [[TastesLikeDiabeetus GWAR cartoon]] for children that the executives propose to Sleazy, complete with a line of action figures, plush toys, coloring books and other assorted merchandise. Sleazy is not amused, no matter how many supermodels with giant heaps of cash they offer to him.
->'''Sleazy''': ''(takes a drag from his cigarette)'' Blow me, fatboy.




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* The movie "Lawn Jockey", where a [[AcceptableTargets racist family]] fires their black maid without realizing that she's in fact a Voodoo high priestess who curses their offensive lawn jockey ornament. They lie dead at its feet the next morning.
* The World Maggot has successfully grown to the right size for GWAR to escape Earth on its back. They're all ready to go, complete with carry-on luggage...and it [[EpicFail leaves without them.]]




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** One man asks how he can get laid on the first date.
->'''Oderus''': [[{{RefugeInAudacity}} RAPE.]]
->'''Jizmak''': The only answer.
->'''Oderus''': ''Mrrrmmm!''
** Beefcake gives us this gem on where to find potential dates.
->'''Beefcake''': Yes, people inside and sometimes they're outside, so go to those two places.
->'''Oderus''': ''(beat)'' That's narrowed it down considerably.
->'''Jizmak''': Way to put a fine point on it, Beefcake.

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->'''Dick Cox''': ''(Reporting the news on the protest)'' Man, that guy ''doesn't'' [[{{Determinator}} give up.]]



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* [[{{PedophilePriest}} Father Bohab]] leads a protest against GWAR. Sleazy, already at the scene, leaves a long, winding trail of cocaine to the protest and simply ''waits'' for them to inevitably show up and turn the protesters into mulch.



->'''Dick Cox''': ''(Reporting the news on the protest)'' Man, that guy ''doesn't'' [[{{Determinator}} give up.]]



** Oderus sounds like a voice-cracked owl when asking "who" thanks to his innate hamminess.




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* After the [[{{Gorn}} bloody,]] [[CurbStompBattle one-sided fight]] against the executives trying to sell out GWAR, Oderus ends things on a positive note.
->'''Oderus''': Well...that was fun. Let's eat!
* GWAR arranges to have thousands upon thousands of fans and their loved ones sacrificed to the World Maggot. How do they do this? With a ''telethon.''
* Turtles the Wonder Dog happily bringing the [[CrossesTheLineTwice corpse of little Timmy]] back to his overjoyed family.
'''Announcer''': Watch it...when it's on!




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* GWAR gives dating advice to curious fans. Very, ''very'' bad dating advice.
->'''Oderus''': I didn't know these questions were coming from prisoners!
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!!Phallus In Wonderland
* Sleazy hits a teenager with his limo and apologizes by giving him a crack pipe and a rock on the house.
->'''Skateboarder''': You know GWAR?
->'''Sleazy P Martini''': [[{{CatchPhrase}} Course I know GWAR, I'm their fuckin' manager!]]
* GWAR's flying machine begins running out of...fuel.
->'''Slave''': [[{{LargeHam}} WE NEED MORE CRACK!!]]
* The MadScientist of the Morality Squad [[ThoseWackyNazis Dr. D Bill Itated.]] His attempts to speak through his hilariously thick German accent will have soda spraying out of your nose.
->''And of course more of these things (shakes bottle of pills) available in convenient shto-- Convenient shitaw-- CONVENIENT SHTOWARSSZZ...everywhere.''
* The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu warns Oderus of the coming of the Morality Squad.
->'''Oderus''': Who?! WHO?!
->'''Edna Grambo''': ''(Crashes through a concrete wall with her motorized wheelchair to patriotic music)'' It is I, Edna Grambo!
->'''Oderus''': Oh yeah?! WELL FUCK YOU!!!
* Several bystanders are mortally wounded during the fight against the Morality Squad. Despite their bloody injuries, they seem more annoyed or irritated then shocked.

!!Skulhedface
* The Japanese executive in the business meeting speaks and moves quickly and sharply like someone out of a poorly-dubbed Samurai film. Every time he throws his arms around it makes a whoosh noise.
** During the fight scene, [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled he commits Seppuku.]]

!!It's Sleazy
* The skit of classic movie monsters turned addicts living in a drug den.
->'''Crankenstein''': ''(Looks out the boarded-up window)'' Where's my fuckin' package? I need my shit...
** Crackula finally manages to find a rock on the ground after obsessively searching. Unfortunately, the sunlight hits the crack and instantly vaporizes it.
* One of the audience regulars is an alcoholic goth clown named "Crappy the Clown."
* Beefcake wants to put Scrota-Moon through some "time-honored rituals" to see if he's worthy of being a Scumdog like the rest of GWAR.
->'''Scrota-Moon''': Rituals? What rituals?
->'''Beefcake''': WE GOIN' TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!! ''(The audience cheers wildly)''
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* Blothar claiming that AC/DC began life as a GWAR tribute band.

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* Blothar claiming that AC/DC began life as a GWAR tribute band.band.
* Oderus Urungus whenever he was on FOX News' "Red Eye" segments.
->'''Greg Gutfield''': Where do you stand on people pirating your music?
->'''Oderus''': ON THEIR NECKS UNTIL THEIR HEADS EXPLODE!

!!Loudwire
* Oderus reading ''Goodnight Moon.'' Need we say more?
->'''Oderus''': See? That's a cow. You ''fuck.''
* Oderus' antics around the Loudwire offices.
->'''Oderus''': ''(While photocopying his ass)'' Uh oh! [[{{PottyFailure}} I'm having a BM!]]

!!The Animated Adventures of GWAR
* Oderus deciding to sing a children's song in the middle of a concert, eliciting boos from the entire crowd. One enraged fan lobs a [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottle]] at him. He misses...and hits Jizmak square in the face.
* Oderus suffering from "Lead Singer Menopause", which turns him into a children's performer. A doctor diagnosed the issue by looking inside his ''anus.''
->'''Oderus''': I'm sick of the negative vibe our music gives off. I thought we should reinvent ourselves to appeal to children. Education through positive music, you know?
->'''Everyone else''': ''(Collective groans and gasps)''
->'''Beefcake The Mighty''': Education? Positive music? You coming out of the closet?
->'''Oderus''': What?
->'''Beefcake''': What the hell are you talking about?!
->'''Pustulus Maximus''': Dude, what are you high?
->'''Oderus''': Well of ''course'' I'm high!
->'''Everyone else''': ''(Everyone sighing in relief)'' Oh phew, he's just high.
->'''Oderus''': High on ''life!''
* The doctor gives GWAR a slideshow on how dinosaur blood can cure Oderus. He hits the wrong button and shows a picture of himself posing naked on a patient's bed.
* Oderus disguising himself as Weird Al Yankovic to perform at a child's birthday party...by wearing Weird Al's ''face and scalp.''
->'''Oderus''': I thought kids ''liked'' education through positive music!
->'''Girl''': Not so much. Kids are mostly into gross-out humor nowadays.
->'''Oderus''': ''(Weird Al's face sloughs off)'' [[{{ThisIsGonnaSuck}} Uh...]]
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!!Interviews
* Their 1990 interview on the ''Joan Rivers Show.'' Every last second. Millions of housewives across the country were introduced to Dave Brockie and Michael Bishop in full costume and character.
->'''Joan Rivers''': How far are you guys gonna go?
->'''Oderus Urungus''': Cleveland.
* Blothar claiming that AC/DC began life as a GWAR tribute band.

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