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** "We don't even play the guitar, we telekinetically manipulate the fretboards with our minds."

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** "We don't even play the guitar, guitar; telekinetically, we telekinetically manipulate the fretboards with our minds."
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->''"The police were holding the Cuttlefish for some time. Tipper Gore was holding it earlier, but they made her give it back."''

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\n-> ''NOBODY LIKES ME!''
-> ''IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!''
-> ''(pathetic blubbering)''
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** The fight itself is so over the top that it can only be described as [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers "drunken Power Rangers."]]

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** The fight itself is so over the top that it can only be described as [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers "drunken Power Rangers."]]
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** "We don't even play the guitar, we telekinetically manipulate the fretboards with our minds."
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* The movie "Lawn Jockey", where a [[AcceptableTargets racist family]] fires their black maid without realizing that she's in fact a Voodoo high priestess who curses their offensive lawn jockey ornament. They lie dead at its feet the next morning.

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* The movie "Lawn Jockey", where a [[AcceptableTargets racist family]] family fires their black maid without realizing that she's in fact a Voodoo high priestess who curses their offensive lawn jockey ornament. They lie dead at its feet the next morning.
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[[caption-width-right:350:"What is this, a fairy tale?!"]]
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** When asked where they're from, Beefcake explains that he's from the planet Cholesterol while Oderus hails from Scumdoggia, located in the center of the universe and far past Uranus.
** When asked about their musical influences, Oderus explains that they ''invented'' music after they destroyed the dinosaurs and stretched their gizzards across the Grand Canyon to play the first song ever. In fact, ''every'' musician that came after plagiarized from GWAR.
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-->'''Greg Gutfield''': Where do you stand on people pirating your music?

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-->'''Greg Gutfield''': Gutfeld''': Where do you stand on people pirating your music?
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->'''Oderus''': I'm sick of the negative vibe our music gives off. I thought we should reinvent ourselves to appeal to children. Education through positive music, you know?

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': I'm sick of the negative vibe our music gives off. I thought we should reinvent ourselves to appeal to children. Education through positive music, you know?
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!!Ragnarok
* At one point in the song ''Ragnarok,'' the singer ends up [[{{Corpsing}} trying not to laugh]] in the middle of a verse.
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!!Social Media
* After Jamison Land left the band, a video was posted where a concerned Blothar and Pustulus say that Beefcake may have suffered a stroke because he's been acting differently. Then the camera points towards Beefcake:
-->'''Casey Orr as Beefcake''': '''I'M BAAAAACK!!!!'''
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* Oderus' ideal girlfriend is a [[BestialityIsDepraved blue whale.]] Because it's the only thing that won't die after having sex with him.




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* When they prepare to dismember a fake Justin Bieber, Oderus confuses him for Vanilla Ice and complains that he's suffered enough.
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-> ''Blasphemy!''

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-> --> ''Blasphemy!''

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->'''Joan Rivers''': How far are you guys gonna go?
->'''Oderus Urungus''': Cleveland.

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->'''Joan -->'''Joan Rivers''': How far are you guys gonna go?
->'''Oderus -->'''Oderus Urungus''': Cleveland.



->'''Greg Gutfield''': Where do you stand on people pirating your music?
->'''Oderus''': ON THEIR NECKS UNTIL THEIR HEADS EXPLODE!

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->'''Greg -->'''Greg Gutfield''': Where do you stand on people pirating your music?
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ON THEIR NECKS UNTIL THEIR HEADS EXPLODE!



->''This deli tray is UNACCEPTABLE!!''

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->''This -->''This deli tray is UNACCEPTABLE!!''



->''Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama''
->''It's a drama''
->''Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama''
->''IT'S A DRAMA, YEAH!''

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->''Slaughterama, -->''Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama''
->''It's -->''It's a drama''
->''Slaughterama, -->''Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama''
->''IT'S -->''IT'S A DRAMA, YEAH!''



->''Sexcuse me!''
->''But what good is all the violence in the world''
->''Unless it is tempered with limitless sex?''
->''Bring on the limitless sex objects''
->''And allow me, sexecutioner (genius)''
->''To sexsplain the seriousness of this subject!''
->''Now If you would all attend my words''
->''You see,''
->''IM A NAUGHTY FELLOW!''
->''In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!''
->''I've come to this place to rearrange your FACE!!!''


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->''Sexcuse -->''Sexcuse me!''
->''But -->''But what good is all the violence in the world''
->''Unless -->''Unless it is tempered with limitless sex?''
->''Bring -->''Bring on the limitless sex objects''
->''And -->''And allow me, sexecutioner (genius)''
->''To -->''To sexsplain the seriousness of this subject!''
->''Now -->''Now If you would all attend my words''
->''You -->''You see,''
->''IM -->''IM A NAUGHTY FELLOW!''
->''In -->''In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!''
->''I've -->''I've come to this place to rearrange your FACE!!!''




-> ''Rapist mentality!''
-> ''Teen suicide!''
-> ''Necro-bestial anal buttsex?!''
-> ''Eeeeeugggghhh!!''

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-> --> ''Rapist mentality!''
-> --> ''Teen suicide!''
-> --> ''Necro-bestial anal buttsex?!''
-> --> ''Eeeeeugggghhh!!''



->'''Skateboarder''': Gee, Sleazy... Do you really know GWAR?
->'''Sleazy P Martini''': [[{{CatchPhrase}} Yeah, I know GWAR - I'm their fuckin' manager!]]

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->'''Skateboarder''': -->'''Skateboarder''': Gee, Sleazy... Do you really know GWAR?
->'''Sleazy -->'''Sleazy P Martini''': [[{{CatchPhrase}} Yeah, I know GWAR - I'm their fuckin' manager!]]



->'''Slave''': [[{{LargeHam}} WE NEED MORE CRACK!!]]

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->'''Slave''': -->'''Slave''': [[{{LargeHam}} WE NEED MORE CRACK!!]]



->'''Dick Cox''': ''(Reporting the news on the protest)'' Man, that guy ''doesn't'' [[{{Determinator}} give up.]]

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->'''Dick -->'''Dick Cox''': ''(Reporting the news on the protest)'' Man, that guy ''doesn't'' [[{{Determinator}} give up.]]



->''And of course more of these theengsh (shakes bottle of pills) available in convenient shto-- Convenient shitaw-- CONVENIENT SHTOWARSSZZ...everywhere.''

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->''And -->''And of course more of these theengsh (shakes bottle of pills) available in convenient shto-- Convenient shitaw-- CONVENIENT SHTOWARSSZZ...everywhere.''



->'''Oderus''': Someone is going to attack us?!
->'''Cuttlefish''': ''(gross slurping noises)''
->'''Oderus''': Who?! WHO?!
->'''Edna Grambo''': ''(Crashes through a concrete wall with her motorized wheelchair to patriotic music)'' It is I, Edna Grambo!
->'''Oderus''': Oh yeah?! WELL FUCK YOU!!!

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': Someone is going to attack us?!
->'''Cuttlefish''': -->'''Cuttlefish''': ''(gross slurping noises)''
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': Who?! WHO?!
->'''Edna -->'''Edna Grambo''': ''(Crashes through a concrete wall with her motorized wheelchair to patriotic music)'' It is I, Edna Grambo!
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': Oh yeah?! WELL FUCK YOU!!!



->'''Sleazy''': ''(takes a drag from his cigarette)'' Blow me, fatboy.

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->'''Sleazy''': -->'''Sleazy''': ''(takes a drag from his cigarette)'' Blow me, fatboy.



->'''Oderus''': Well...that was fun. Let's eat!

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->'''Oderus''': Well...that -->'''Oderus''': That was fun. Let's eat!



-> '''Announcer''': Watch it...whenever it's on!

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-> --> '''Announcer''': Watch it...whenever it's on!



->'''Oderus''': [[{{EvenEvilHasStandards}} I'm not going to spend any more time on that song.]]

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': [[{{EvenEvilHasStandards}} I'm not going to spend any more time on that song.]]



->'''Crankenstein''': ''(Looks out the boarded-up window)'' Where's my fuckin' package? I need my shit...

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->'''Crankenstein''': -->'''Crankenstein''': ''(Looks out the boarded-up window)'' Where's my fuckin' package? I need my shit...



* The Skinhead in the audience making Nazi salutes at everything that moves.



->'''Scrota-Moon''': Rituals? What rituals?
->'''Beefcake''': WE GOIN' TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!! ''(The audience cheers wildly)''

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->'''Scrota-Moon''': -->'''Scrota-Moon''': Rituals? What rituals?
->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': WE GOIN' TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!! ''(The audience cheers wildly)''



-> ''Here in Metal Metal Land, nothing ever dies''
-> ''Except of course our enemies and they're attracting metal flies''
-> ''Here in Metal Metal Land, everything is loud''
-> ''All the chicks are strippers, all their fathers proud!''

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-> --> ''Here in Metal Metal Land, nothing ever dies''
-> --> ''Except of course our enemies and they're attracting metal flies''
-> --> ''Here in Metal Metal Land, everything is loud''
-> --> ''All the chicks are strippers, all their fathers proud!''



-> ''The Scumdogs are calling''
-> ''I must go back''
-> ''If I can escape Earth...''
-> ''I swear...''
-> ''...I'll quit crack!''

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-> --> ''The Scumdogs are calling''
-> --> ''I must go back''
-> --> ''If I can escape Earth...''
-> --> ''I swear...''
-> --> ''...I'll quit crack!''



->'''Oderus''': ''(While photocopying his ass)'' Uh oh! [[{{PottyFailure}} I'm having a BM!]]

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ''(While photocopying his ass)'' Uh oh! [[{{PottyFailure}} I'm having a BM!]]



->'''Beefcake''': I'm a pretty princess!

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->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': I'm a pretty princess!



->'''Beefcake''': You're getting toilet-papered, my friend!

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->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': You're getting toilet-papered, my friend!



->'''Oderus''': I didn't know these questions were coming from prisoners!

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': I didn't know these questions were coming from prisoners!



->'''Oderus''': [[{{RefugeInAudacity}} RAPE.]]
->'''Jizmak''': The only answer.
->'''Oderus''': ''Mrrrmmm!''

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': [[{{RefugeInAudacity}} RAPE.]]
->'''Jizmak''': -->'''Jizmak''': The only answer.
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ''Mrrrmmm!''



->'''Beefcake''': Yes, people inside and sometimes they're outside, so go to those two places.
->'''Oderus''': ''(beat)'' That's narrowed it down considerably.
->'''Jizmak''': Way to put a fine point on it, Beefcake.

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->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': Yes, people inside and sometimes they're outside, so go to those two places.
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ''(beat)'' That's narrowed it down considerably.
->'''Jizmak''': -->'''Jizmak''': Way to put a fine point on it, Beefcake.



->'''Oderus''': Guys do ''not'' have butterfly tattoos on ''any'' part of their body!
->'''Beefcake''': ''(quietly)'' I...I do.

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': Guys do ''not'' have butterfly tattoos on ''any'' part of their body!
->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': ''(quietly)'' I...I do.



->'''Phil''': ''(waking up, noticing Oderus crawling into bed)'' Ape! Ape, what is that?? Holy-- What is that?!
->'''April''': ''(waking up)'' What? ''(notices Oderus)'' '''''AHH!!''''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!
->'''Oderus''': ''(whimpering)'' It's scary upstairs!
->'''Phil''': Aren't your friends up there with you?
->'''Oderus''': ''(sobbing)'' They're not my friends! ''They're not my friends!!''
->'''April''': This is like [[Film/TheExorcist The Exorcist....]]
->'''Phil''': Do you, like, have a friend up there??
->''(Oderus breaks into more sobbing)''
->'''April''': ''(annoyed)'' Oh my god....

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->'''Phil''': -->'''Phil''': ''(waking up, noticing Oderus crawling into bed)'' Ape! Ape, what is that?? Holy-- What is that?!
->'''April''': -->'''April''': ''(waking up)'' What? ''(notices Oderus)'' '''''AHH!!''''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ''(whimpering)'' It's scary upstairs!
->'''Phil''': -->'''Phil''': Aren't your friends up there with you?
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ''(sobbing)'' They're not my friends! ''They're not my friends!!''
->'''April''': -->'''April''': This is like [[Film/TheExorcist The Exorcist....]]
->'''Phil''': -->'''Phil''': Do you, like, have a friend up there??
->''(Oderus -->''(Oderus breaks into more sobbing)''
->'''April''': -->'''April''': ''(annoyed)'' Oh my god....



->'''Everyone else''': ''(Collective groans and gasps)''
->'''Beefcake The Mighty''': Education? Positive music? You coming out of the closet?
->'''Oderus''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
->'''Beefcake''': What the hell are you talking about?!
->'''Pustulus Maximus''': Dude, what are you high?
->'''Oderus''': Well of ''course'' I'm high!
->'''Everyone else''': ''(Everyone sighing in relief)'' Oh phew, he's just high.
->'''Oderus''': High on ''life!''

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->'''Everyone -->'''Everyone else''': ''(Collective groans and gasps)''
->'''Beefcake -->'''Beefcake The Mighty''': Education? Positive music? You coming out of the closet?
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': What the hell are you talking about?!
->'''Pustulus -->'''Pustulus Maximus''': Dude, what are you high?
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': Well of ''course'' I'm high!
->'''Everyone -->'''Everyone else''': ''(Everyone sighing in relief)'' Oh phew, he's just high.
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': High on ''life!''



->'''Beefcake''': A children's performer? I thought children [[EatsBabies were only for eating!]]
->'''Al''': ''(on the phone with his agent)'' ...And besides, I thought children [[BrickJoke were only for eating...]]

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->'''Beefcake''': -->'''Beefcake''': A children's performer? I thought children [[EatsBabies were only for eating!]]
->'''Al''': -->'''Al''': ''(on the phone with his agent)'' ...And besides, I thought children [[BrickJoke were only for eating...]]



->'''Oderus''': I thought kids ''liked'' education through positive music!
->'''Girl''': Not so much. Kids are mostly into gross-out humor nowadays.
->'''Oderus''': ''(Weird Al's face sloughs off)'' [[{{ThisIsGonnaSuck}} Uh...]]

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->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': I thought kids ''liked'' education through positive music!
->'''Girl''': -->'''Girl''': Not so much. Kids are mostly into gross-out humor nowadays.
->'''Oderus''': -->'''Oderus''': ''(Weird Al's face sloughs off)'' [[{{ThisIsGonnaSuck}} Uh...]]



->'''Al''': Just think of me as the "Even Weirder Al!"

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->'''Al''': -->'''Al''': Just think of me as the "Even Weirder Al!"



->''I've fallen and I can't get up!''

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->''I've -->''I've fallen and I can't get up!''



->''I'm a viking god''
->''Do you understand?!''
->''If you wanna fuck me''
->''LEMME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS!!''

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->''I'm -->''I'm a viking god''
->''Do -->''Do you understand?!''
->''If -->''If you wanna fuck me''
->''LEMME -->''LEMME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS!!''

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* Pustulus throws a Twinkie across the room for Beefcake to catch so he can steal his guitar. Beefcake's [[FatBastard girth]] gives Pustulus plenty of time to practice his bass skills.

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* Pustulus talking about how the sessions for The Blood of Gods after a fan from Sandusky, Ohio has a few amusing moments:
-->'''Pustulus''': Well, Timmy.... ''(Crumples up Timmy's note and throws it offscreen)'' Since you come from a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sandusky geographical location named after a famed child molestor]], I want to entertain your request and respond to your inquiry. So far, it's been pretty fucking good!
--> (Cut to footage of GWAR playing in their studio, the song they're recording is dubbed over with [[StylisticSuck cheesy easy-listening-style rock-and-roll with mumbled vocals]].)
-->'''Pustulus''': We've been taking plenty of time to make sure we're listening to each-other's ideas!
-->([[GilliganCut Cut to the band members screaming and beating each-other up.]] The only discernable words in the argument come from Balsac, which is just him shouting "FUCK YOU!" at Blothar. One of the band members starts screeching like a monkey, and you can hear a clown horn honking every couple of seconds.)
* Pustulus throws a Twinkie across the room for Beefcake to catch so he can steal his guitar. Beefcake's [[FatBastard girth]] gives Pustulus Blothar plenty of time to practice his bass skills.skills.
-->'''Pustulus''': Hey! Hey, Beefcake! Check it out!
-->(An audible 'boing!' noise plays as Pustulus reveals the Twinkie.)
-->'''Beefcake''': What's that?
-->'''Pustulus''': A Twinkie! (Throws the Twinkie across the room...)
-->'''Beefcake''': (Giving his bass over to Blothar) HEY, GIMME THAT!! AGGHHH!!!
-->(Blothar starts recording a bass solo as Beefcake attempts to pick the Twinkie offscreen.)
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->''In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!\\''

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->''In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!\\''mellow!''
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->''Sexcuse me!

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->''Sexcuse me!me!''
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-> ''Sexcuse me!\\
But what good is all the violence in the world\\
Unless it is tempered with limitless sex?\\
Bring on the limitless sex objects\\
And allow me, sexecutioner (genius)\\
To sexsplain the seriousness of this subject!\\
Now If you would all attend my words\\
You see,\\
IM A NAUGHTY FELLOW!\\
In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!\\
I've come to this place to rearrange your FACE!!!\\


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->''And
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->''To
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->''In
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->''I've
come to this place to rearrange your FACE!!!\\

FACE!!!''

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