History Funny / GuysAndDolls

22nd Aug '16 7:24:45 PM AdelePotter
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny:
** "These dice ain't got no spots on them--they're blank!" "I had the spots removed for good luck, but I remember where the spots formerly were."
** "I'm REALLY sorry."
** "I will add nothin' to what Sky said, except to say that there are many here, upon who, if they get outta line, I would squeal with pleasure."
** "Adelaide's Lament" is an example of Crowning Music of Funny.
** The following sequence:

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny:
**
"These dice ain't got no spots on them--they're blank!" "I had the spots removed for good luck, but I remember where the spots formerly were."
** * "I'm REALLY sorry."
** * "I will add nothin' to what Sky said, except to say that there are many here, upon who, if they get outta line, I would squeal with pleasure."
** * "Adelaide's Lament" is an example of Crowning Music of Funny.
** * The following sequence:



** And later:

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** * And later:



** EVERYTHING dealing with Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny Southstreet trying to persuade Joey Biltmore to let them use the garage for the game without paying the $1,000.
** Adelaide and Nathan discussing their relationship, and the lies Adelaide's been telling her mother about it:

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** * EVERYTHING dealing with Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny Southstreet trying to persuade Joey Biltmore to let them use the garage for the game without paying the $1,000.
** * Adelaide and Nathan discussing their relationship, and the lies Adelaide's been telling her mother about it:



** Nathan and his buddies are listing possible places to hold the craps game:

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** * Nathan and his buddies are listing possible places to hold the craps game:



** After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.

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** * After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.



** Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting.

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** * Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting.



** "Still you must admit that Mindy's cheesecake is the greatest cheesecake [[AnthropomorphicFood alive]]."
** Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''
** Sarah getting drunk in Havana, not thinking that the drink she was ordered had alchohol in it and is told it 'has milk'

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** * "Still you must admit that Mindy's cheesecake is the greatest cheesecake [[AnthropomorphicFood alive]]."
** * Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''
** * Sarah getting drunk in Havana, not thinking that the drink she was ordered had alchohol alcohol in it and is told it 'has milk'
25th Jul '16 10:06:09 PM QuanticCandy
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** Sarah's drunken song ''If I were a Bell'' is pretty funny. In some productions, the girl can be a little tipsy to drunk off her ass.

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** Sarah's drunken song ''If I were a Bell'' is pretty funny. In some productions, the girl can be a little tipsy to Sarah getting drunk off in Havana, not thinking that the drink she was ordered had alchohol in it and is told it 'has milk'
-->'''Sarah:''' *on
her ass.3rd or 4th drink* You know, this would be a good way to get kids to drink milk!
25th Jul '16 10:04:30 PM QuanticCandy
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** Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''

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** Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''"''
** Sarah's drunken song ''If I were a Bell'' is pretty funny. In some productions, the girl can be a little tipsy to drunk off her ass.
16th Jan '16 7:35:31 PM voodoochild
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** Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''
26th Jun '15 7:38:43 AM PhilSrobeighn
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* After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.

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* ** After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.



* Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting.
--> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"

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* ** Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting.
--> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"pigeon!"
**"Still you must admit that Mindy's cheesecake is the greatest cheesecake [[AnthropomorphicFood alive]]."
20th Jun '15 3:21:52 PM LancelotG
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* Benny's response to being asked to testify in the mission.

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* Benny's response to being asked to testify in at the mission. prayer meeting.
20th Jun '15 3:21:34 PM LancelotG
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--> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''

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--> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''"''
* Benny's response to being asked to testify in the mission.
--> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"
20th Jun '15 3:09:43 PM LancelotG
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* After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.
--> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''
15th Apr '14 10:53:00 PM Paws
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**EVERYTHING dealing with Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny Southstreet trying to persuade Joey Biltmore to let them use the garage for the game without paying the $1,000.
14th Aug '12 3:02:23 AM SoS
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-->'''Adelaide:''' Nathan, you don't even know my mother!
-->'''Nathan:''' But I'll be meeting her soon, and what'll I tell her I did with the five kids? Traded them to the Phillies?
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