History Funny / GuysAndDolls

16th Jan '16 7:35:31 PM voodoochild
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** Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''
26th Jun '15 7:38:43 AM PhilSrobeighn
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* After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.
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* ** After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.

* Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting. --> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"
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* ** Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting. --> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"pigeon!" **"Still you must admit that Mindy's cheesecake is the greatest cheesecake [[AnthropomorphicFood alive]]."
20th Jun '15 3:21:52 PM LancelotG
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* Benny's response to being asked to testify in the mission.
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* Benny's response to being asked to testify in at the mission. prayer meeting.
20th Jun '15 3:21:34 PM LancelotG
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--> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''
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--> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''"'' * Benny's response to being asked to testify in the mission. --> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"
20th Jun '15 3:09:43 PM LancelotG
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* After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath. --> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''
15th Apr '14 10:53:00 PM Paws
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**EVERYTHING dealing with Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny Southstreet trying to persuade Joey Biltmore to let them use the garage for the game without paying the $1,000.
14th Aug '12 3:02:23 AM SoS
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-->'''Adelaide:''' Nathan, you don't even know my mother! -->'''Nathan:''' But I'll be meeting her soon, and what'll I tell her I did with the five kids? Traded them to the Phillies?
21st Jan '12 11:20:21 PM GeekGrrl
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** Nathan and his buddies are listing possible places to hold the craps game: -->'''Nathan:''' And things being how they are, the back of the police station is ''out''!
1st Jan '12 5:53:27 PM Mersang
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** And later: -->'''Sarah:''' This may not be a church, but it is a mission! How dare you blaspheme! -->'''Sky:''' How dare ''you'' misquote the Bible! ** Adelaide and Nathan discussing their relationship, and the lies Adelaide's been telling her mother about it: -->'''Nathan:''' Of course we'll get married, sooner or later. -->'''Adelaide:''' Nathan, after fourteen years it's already too late to be 'sooner', and if it gets much later, soon it'll be too late to even be 'later'. Besides, I don't know what to do anymore about Mother. -->'''Nathan:''' Mother? What about your mother? -->'''Adelaide:''' There is something I haven't told you ... but my mother, back in Rhode Island, she thinks that we're ... that we're already married. -->'''Nathan:''' How could she think such a thing? -->'''Adelaide:''' Maybe because I wrote to her that we were already married. -->'''Nathan:''' That would make her think so. -->'''Adelaide:''' Well, in Rhode Island, people do not ''stay'' engaged for fourteen years, they ''get married''! -->'''Nathan:''' So how come it's such a small state? -->'''Adelaide:''' Futhermore, after about two years ... after about two years, we - -->'''Nathan:''' We got a divorce? -->'''Adelaide:''' We had a baby. -->'''Nathan:''' You wrote your mother we had a ''baby''? -->'''Adelaide:''' Well, I ''had'' to, Nathan. Mother kept after me and after me and finally I just ran out of excuses. -->'''Nathan:''' What type of baby was it? -->'''Adelaide:''' It was a boy. I named it after you, Nathan. -->'''Nathan:''' Thank you. -->'''Adelaide:''' You're welcome. -->'''Nathan:''' So tell me, what has Nathan Junior been up to all these years? -->'''Adelaide:''' Well, right now he's in boarding school. As a matter of fact, I wrote Mother that he won the football game last Saturday. -->'''Nathan:''' Wish I'd had a bet on it. -->'''Adelaide:''' But Nathan ... That isn't all. -->'''Nathan:''' You're not going to say we also have an Adelaide Junior? -->'''Adelaide:''' ... All these years, Nathan. Mother believes in big families, and, and we had such an early start. -->'''Nathan:''' Just give me the grand total. -->'''Adelaide:''' ... Five. -->'''Nathan:''' Adelaide! How could you do this to a nice old broad like your mother?!
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