History Funny / GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2021

* Mantis has a habit of getting people’s names wrong like calling Peter “Star-Guy”. Another example is when she introduces the Guardians to Adam Warlock.

* Drax has accepted the promise and licked the Guardians in their rooms. How do they escape? Leading Kammy (the Space Llama) to the wires connected to the doors so she can chew on them ''via singing.'' Oh, and this isn't a cutscene, [[UnexpectedGameplayChange the game actually shifts into a mini-game]] in which you control which Guardians sing to lead Kammy to the wires.

** Assuming you nail the encounter, the little info box in the corner will read "You salvaged s friendship you don't remember."

* When Rocket filed paperwork to make the Guardians a legitimate organization, he provided descriptions describing all of the team… Except Quill, who is simply listed by his name, after everyone else.

'''Rocket:''' There was a character limit.

--> '''Peter:''' That's it? That's all you wrote?\\

* If you don't pay your fine when talking to the Nova Force, at the end of the game while all the guardians are happy and rocking the good vibes, your ship is disabled and everyone’s reaction is a huge groan.

* On Knowhere, Peter meets an alien called Lipless, whom he doesn't remember. Turns out Quill made a blood pact with him while blackout drunk and taught him a few songs by Star-Lord, which Lipless wants him to (terribly) sing with him in a crowded, silently awkward bar under the threat of death. Even more hilariously, if Peter nails it, it turns out Lipless is actually a pretty sweet guy and even gifts him a very expensive ticket to the Collector's Emporium, since he himself doesn't have the time to visit.
* The first time the Guardians meet Cosmo he says "Always catch with Pyotr Quill, and not fun kind with ball." which triggers an automated ball thrower, which he immediately scrambles after.

'''Peter:''' Champion's cheeks!

'''Gamora:''' Rapturous rear!
'''Drax:''' My perfect posterior, my...

--->'''Drax:''' And now we take our clothes off!

* Should Peter go ahead with Drax’s suggestion of throwing Rocket across the chasm, Rocket reacts with angry alien slurs that the Guardians wonder if he’s making them up on the spot.

* If you don't pay your fine when talking to the Nova Force, at the end of the game while all the guardians are happy and rocking the good vibes, your ship is disabled and everyones reaction is a huge groan.

* The section where the team go to capture Fin Fang Foom, as everyone is pretty much expecting this to end in their deaths. Drax yells in excitement the moment he realises what Peter is suggesting, the crew sings a song that Drax teaches them, and even though he is worried about the threat he is facing Rocket still laughs along with the rest during dangerous situations. Not only is it hilarious to see them just embracing the insanity of the situation, it is also heartwarming that they would all go along with such a cray plan.

** When they first spot a Wendigo and Peter tries communicating that they are looking for Foom, Rocket mentions that Foom would be wearing [[MythologyGag purple shorts]]. Much to Peter's surprise Drax also supports this by saying the legends do mention the dragon wearing purple shorts.

* The section where the team go to [[spoiler:capture Fin Fang Foom]], as everyone is pretty much expecting this to end in their deaths. Drax yells in excitement the moment he realises what Peter is suggesting, the crew sings a song that Drax teaches them, and even though he is worried about the threat he is facing Rocket still laughs along with the rest during dangerous situations. Not only is it hilarious to see them just embracing the insanity of the situation, it is also heartwarming that they would all go along with such a cray plan.
** When they first spot a Wendigo and Peter tries communicating that they are [[spoiler:looking for Foom, Rocket mentions that Foom would be wearing [[MythologyGag purple shorts]]. Much to Peter's surprise Drax also supports this by saying the legends do mention the dragon wearing purple shorts.]]

* Since Peter can't fire his weapons on Knowhere (at first), pressing the fire button instead makes him go "pew pew!"

* Anytime Peter chooses the wrong dialogue option in the Huddle. The other Guardians end up completely confused while he alone gets the buff.

* If you don't pay your fine when talking to the Nova Force, at the end of the game while all the guardians are happy and rocking the good vibes, your ship is disabled and everyones reaction is a huge groan.

* Anytime Peter chooses the wrong dialogue option in the Huddle. The other Guardians end up completely confused while he alone gets the buff.

--> '''Peter:''' That's it? That's all you wrote?

* When Rocket filed paperwork to make the Guardians a legitimate organisation, he provided descriptions describing all of the team… Except Quill, who is simply listed by his name, after everyone else.

* Peter's toothbrush. It gets used by Groot (presumably to clean his branches), Rocket ("It fits in the small cracks,"), Drax ([[FailedASpotCheck whom Peter only notices using it after conversing with him]]), and Gamora (who is disgusted that Peter has had her "nail brush" in his mouth). By the time Peter finally gets around to using it, he decides to junk it, since it's been used by everyone on the ship by that point.

'''Peter:''' Maybe still consider therapy!

** '''Groot:''' I am Groot?\\

** '''Gamora:''' [[ParentalIssues Better than therapy!]]\\

* Should Peter go ahead with Drax’s suggestion of throwing Rocket across the chasm, Rocket reacts with angry alien slurs that the Guardians wonder if he’s making them up on the spot.

* Should Peter go ahead with Drax’s suggestion of throwing Rocket across the chasm, Rocket reacts with angry alien swear words that the Guardians wonder if he’s making them up on the spot.