History Funny / GrownUps

!!''Grown Ups''

* At the team's championship celebration, Marcus's dad gets drunk and makes a scene:
-->'''Coach Buzzer:''' Hey. We're here to celebrate the kids' shots, not your shots.
* Eric accidentally breaking his own swimming pool trying to climb out of it. Him slipping and sliding and falling all over the place trying to get up off the soaked lawn to answer a phone call. And his children Donna and Bean floating right out of the broken swimming pool right after him on their floaties.
* "Bet you five bucks he drops to one knee." And the group laughter that ensues. And Marcus' buzzer noise immediately afterwards.
** It's also an oddly SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}: the guys obviously loved their coach, and the feeling was mutual, and one suspects that Coach would have approved of their [[TheFunInFuneral antics during the service.]]
* '''Granny overboard!''' (200 points)
* When Lenny lies about what being "wasted" is, which he claims is where you get a hankering for ice cream and stuff like that. The kids reactions:
* "I want to get wasted! I want to get wasted! I want to be totally wasted like every single day!"
* "I wanna get chocolate wasted!" Said by Lenny's adorable young daughter.
* 4-year-old Bean: "But I thought we were going to get wasted!"
* Deanne getting doused with Sally's breast milk. Direct from the breast.
-->'''Bean:''' You're wasting it!!
-->'''Deanne:''' It's actually not that bad.
* Kurt's constant riffing on his mother-in-law. Especially the outtake when he said she looked like Red Foxx.
* The really ripped guy from Saskatchetoon.
--> '''Deanne:''' Everything was on steroids except for his voice!!!
* Kurt and Malcolm having an argument about which one of them is the main black guy and which is "the other black guy" in town.
* "No, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOO!!!!"
** " Looks like she didn't get the memo." (Cue laughter from Eric).
* The game of "arrow roulette." The slow-motion scene during it is ''hilarious.''
* "Those can't be your daughters. That one, definitely. She's fugly, '''just like you!'''"
* "[[MaleGaze I hope that car never gets fixed!]]"
** When the steam comes out from the car, [[BowChickaWowWow the song "Pina Colada" plays]].


!!''Grown Ups 2''
* Taking your driver's test while intoxicated!? Minus 5 points. Said by Steve Buscemi.
* Worth the price of admission? Seeing [[Creator/ShaquilleONeal Shaq]] throw a guy ''over a house''!
** And then see him immediately berated by his "big" brother (played by Tim Meadows, who is easily a foot shorter and hundred pounds 8 lighter).
* The Burpsnart. How many of you actually attempted that after watching this movie?
* "The 80s? [[TooDumbToLive That was 70 years ago!]] ''(knife drop)''
* "I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!" "Yo, don't believe the hype!"
* When Wiley shows at the 80's party [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy dressed up like Flava Flav]]. And his reaction to seeing the vengeful Kappa Beta Sigma fraternity picking a fight with them?
-->'''Wiley:''' [[BoomerangBigot God I hate white people]]!

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* Lamonsoff accidentally breaking his own swimming pool trying to climb out of it. Him slipping and sliding and falling all over the place trying to get up off the soaked lawn to answer a phone call. And his children Donna and Bean floating right out of the broken swimming pool right after him on their floaties.
* "Bet you five bucks he drops to one knee." And the group laughter that ensues. And Spade's buzzer noise immediately afterwards.

** When the steam comes out from the car, [[BowChickaBowWow the song “Pina Colada” plays]].

* “I hope that car never gets fixed!”
** When the steam comes out from the car, the song “Pina Colada” plays.

* Kurt and Malcolm having an argument about being the only black guy in town.

** '''Deanne:''' Everything was on steroids except for his voice!!!

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* “The 80s? [[TooDumbToLive That was 70 years ago!]] ''[[DramaticDrop (knife drop)'']]
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** It's also an oddly HeartwarmingMoment: the guys obviously loved their coach, and the feeling was mutual, and one suspects that Coach would have approved of their [[TheFunInFuneral antics during the service.]]

** And then see him immediately berated by his "big" brother (played by Tim Meadows, who is easily a foot shorter and hundred pounds lighter).

Taking your driver's test while intoxicated!? Minus 5 points. Said by Steve Buscemi.

* Maya Rudolph getting doused with breast milk. Direct from the breast.
-->'''Maya:''' It's actually not that bad.

* Worth the price of admission? Seeing [[Creator/ShaquilleONeal Shaq]] throw Arnold Schwarzenegger's kid ''over a house''!

* Kurt's constant riffing on his mother-in-law. Especially the outtake when he said she looked like Red Foxx, this troper nearly wet himself with laughter.

* "Those can;t be your daughters. That one, definitely. She's fugly, '''just like you!'''"

* The game of "arrow roulette." The slow-motion scene during it is ''hilarious.''

* Kurt and Malcolm having an argument about being the only black guy in town.

* Kurt's constant riffing on his mother-in-law. Especially the outtake when he said she looked like Red Foxx, this troper nearly wet himself with laughter.

* Maya Rudolph getting doused with breast milk. Direct from the breast.