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9th Jan '17 2:30:56 PM Jake18
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* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!



* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!

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* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!
3rd Jan '17 7:17:06 AM BreadBull
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* [[StraightMan Franklin]], [[TheStoic who usually isn't the one to laugh out loud]], [[NotSoAboveItAll can't stop himself]] [[{{Corpsing}} from laughing hysterically]] ([[AudienceSurrogate and the player probably can't either]], [[spoiler: when Trevor tries to hop his fence, [[EpicFail but end up falling over it]] ]]at the start of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuvwq2anb0 Fresh Meat]]")

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* [[StraightMan Franklin]], [[TheStoic who usually isn't the one to laugh out loud]], [[NotSoAboveItAll can't stop himself]] [[{{Corpsing}} himself from laughing hysterically]] ([[AudienceSurrogate and the player probably can't either]], either]]) [[spoiler: when Trevor tries to hop his fence, fence [[EpicFail but end and ends up falling over it]] ]]at the start of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuvwq2anb0 Fresh Meat]]")Meat]]"
** This scene actually came about as Trevor's actor genuinely did trip when doing the motion capture, Franklin's voice actor [[{{Corpsing}} laughing at it]] and then Trevor improvising most the rest of the scene (hence why he says 'motherfucker' even though [[BerserkButton he normally hates that word]].)
28th Dec '16 8:28:22 PM Jake18
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* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!
27th Dec '16 9:18:43 AM Gosicrystal
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-->'''Barry:''': I smoke this all day and I'm fine! (Lights one up for Michael) Just a pure... mellow high...\\
'''Michael:''' (Inhales deeply from the bunt)\\
'''Barry:''' ...[[NoExceptYes But I do get concerned]] [[WhamLine about the monsters]]... (Michael's trip starts; he slowly gets more distorted)\\

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-->'''Barry:''': I smoke this all day and I'm fine! (Lights ''(Lights one up for Michael) Michael)'' Just a pure... mellow high...\\
'''Michael:''' (Inhales ''(Inhales deeply from the bunt)\\
bunt)''\\
'''Barry:''' ...[[NoExceptYes [[ByNoIMeanYes But I do get concerned]] [[WhamLine about the monsters]]... (Michael's ''(Michael's trip starts; he slowly gets more distorted)\\distorted)''\\
24th Dec '16 1:22:03 PM Mudstone
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*** All cutscenes where [[spoiler:Trevor appears. Even the Online player characters, who are know for not having any emotion fear him during them.]]

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*** All cutscenes where [[spoiler:Trevor appears. Even the Online player characters, who are know known for not having any emotion fear him during them.]]
30th Nov '16 12:56:56 PM Morgenthaler
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* Pretty much everything that comes out of Wade's mouth after Trevor drops him off at [[BikiniBar the Vanilla Unicorn]]:

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* Pretty much everything that comes out of Wade's mouth after Trevor drops him off at [[BikiniBar the Vanilla Unicorn]]:Unicorn:
9th Nov '16 6:22:54 AM IvanovTroping97
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'''Kid in car''': Officer-\\

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'''Kid in car''': Officer-\\Officer, is this really necessary?\\
30th Oct '16 8:33:36 PM Angeldeb82
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** How about the fact that ''buying drugs'' is considered a father/son moment for the [[DysfunctionalFamily DeSantas]]!

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** How about the fact that ''buying drugs'' is considered a father/son moment for the [[DysfunctionalFamily DeSantas]]!{{D|ysfunctionalFamily}}eSantas!



-->'''Trevor:''' Do you want me to [[FullFrontalAssault get my dick out]] [[OhNoNotAgain again?]]\\

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-->'''Trevor:''' Do you want me to [[FullFrontalAssault get my dick out]] [[OhNoNotAgain again?]]\\again]]?\\



'''Maude''': [[DeadpanSnarker Somewhere stuck between 'joyful' and 'peachy']].

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'''Maude''': [[DeadpanSnarker Somewhere stuck between 'joyful' and 'peachy']].'peachy'.]]



--> '''Franklin''': We can't repo assets off a dead man, [[ClusterFBomb big sittin' chief asshole!]]

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--> '''Franklin''': We can't repo assets off a dead man, [[ClusterFBomb big sittin' chief asshole!]]asshole]]!



-->'''[[CheatingwiththeMilkman Kyle Chavis]], upon seeing Franklin''': "Help! He's Black! Help!"

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-->'''[[CheatingwiththeMilkman -->'''[[CheatingWithTheMilkman Kyle Chavis]], upon seeing Franklin''': "Help! He's Black! Help!"



--> '''Michael''': Ladies! Gentlemen! This is ''your'' moment. Please [[ImpliedDeathThreat don't make me ruin all the great work]] [[AcceptableTargets your plastic surgeons have been doin'!]]

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--> '''Michael''': Ladies! Gentlemen! This is ''your'' moment. Please [[ImpliedDeathThreat don't make me ruin all the great work]] [[AcceptableTargets your plastic surgeons have been doin'!]]doin']]!



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force]].Force.]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a [[GatlingGood gatling gun]]!]]
** You can take Trevor to the same location. [[spoiler: [[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns]].]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a [[GatlingGood gatling gun]]!]]
{{gatling g|ood}}un!]]
** You can take Trevor to the same location. [[spoiler: [[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns]].]]clowns.]]]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVA9illDvw Switch to Trevor after letting him roam on his own]] for some time, and, given what he's doing when you switch over to him, you get the idea that he's having [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome a much more fun time than when the player's controlling him]]. [[NoodleIncident Possible activities]] he could just be finishing are: [[DestinationDefenestration throwing a guy off a bridge]]; waking up in the middle of the desert [[VillainousCrossdresser wearing a dress]]; or [[AtopAMountainOfCorpses waking up surrounded by dead bodies]], beer in hand, in his '''[[GoofyPrintUnderwear underpants]].'''

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVA9illDvw Switch to Trevor after letting him roam on his own]] for some time, and, given what he's doing when you switch over to him, you get the idea that he's having [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome a much more fun time than when the player's controlling him]]. [[NoodleIncident Possible activities]] he could just be finishing are: [[DestinationDefenestration throwing a guy off a bridge]]; waking up in the middle of the desert [[VillainousCrossdresser [[CreepyCrossdresser wearing a dress]]; or [[AtopAMountainOfCorpses waking up surrounded by dead bodies]], beer in hand, in his '''[[GoofyPrintUnderwear underpants]].'''



** Sometimes it'll even cut to him ''[[OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement filling in a hole in the middle of the desert.]]''
** Or you might get Trevor being chased by the police [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown after beating up some random person off-screen.]]

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** Sometimes it'll even cut to him ''[[OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement filling in a hole in the middle of the desert.]]''
desert]].''
** Or you might get Trevor being chased by the police [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown after beating up some random person off-screen.]]off-screen]].



'''Jimmy:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Language dad, there are children present.]]

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'''Jimmy:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Language dad, Language, Dad, there are children present.]]



-->'''Michael:''' [[spoiler: [[HypocriticalHumor Who snitched?.]] ]]

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-->'''Michael:''' [[spoiler: [[HypocriticalHumor Who snitched?.]] ]]snitched?]]]]



'''Franklin''': [[TooDumbToLive No the fuck you cizan't]].

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'''Franklin''': [[TooDumbToLive No the fuck you cizan't]].cizan't.]]



'''Michael:''' You're a [[spoiler: [[{{Hipster}} hipster!]] ]]\\

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'''Michael:''' You're a [[spoiler: [[{{Hipster}} hipster!]] ]]\\{{hipster}}!]]\\



-->''[[SchmuckBait Press (Square/X) to see]] [[EjectionSeat what the red button does]].''
* The dialogue between Trevor and Michael [[spoiler: when Trevor reveals that he kidnapped Martin Madrazo's wife after Martin got angry and refused to pay him and Michael for assassinating Javier Madrazo.]] Michael's [[OhCrap reaction]] and Trevor's utter glee just sells it.

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-->''[[SchmuckBait Press (Square/X) to see]] [[EjectionSeat what the red button does]].''
does.]]''
* The dialogue between Trevor and Michael [[spoiler: when Trevor reveals that he kidnapped Martin Madrazo's wife after Martin got angry and refused to pay him and Michael for assassinating Javier Madrazo.]] Madrazo]]. Michael's [[OhCrap reaction]] and Trevor's utter glee just sells it.



'''Trevor:''' BUT [[spoiler: I DID KIDNAP HIS WIFE!]]\\

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'''Trevor:''' BUT [[spoiler: I DID KIDNAP HIS WIFE!]]\\WIFE]]!\\



'''Trevor:''' ''[[WhatAnIdiot Maybe]]'' [[WhatAnIdiot I knew the guy]], ''[[WhatAnIdiot maybe]]'' [[WhatAnIdiot he ID'd me...]]\\

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'''Trevor:''' ''[[WhatAnIdiot Maybe]]'' [[WhatAnIdiot I knew the guy]], guy,]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot maybe]]'' [[WhatAnIdiot he ID'd me...]]\\



** And from the same mission, the sheriff's [[OhCrap reaction]] when [[spoiler: the crew come out of the bank wearing body armor and carrying machine guns (Trevor even has a ''handheld minigun''!]]

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** And from the same mission, the sheriff's [[OhCrap reaction]] when [[spoiler: the crew come out of the bank wearing body armor and carrying machine guns (Trevor even has a ''handheld minigun''!]]minigun'')!]]



** Better than that, Trevor acts like the arrest was DisproportionateRetribution, and that ThisIsUnforgivable. Considering [[AxCrazy how many crimes the man is guilty of]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking this probably WOULD seem not that big of a deal.]]

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** Better than that, Trevor acts like the arrest was DisproportionateRetribution, and that ThisIsUnforgivable. Considering [[AxCrazy how many crimes the man is guilty of]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking this probably WOULD seem not that big of a deal.]]deal]].



** It doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Rockstar, considering how many motion-captured actors there are at once in a game where cutscenes usually contain no more than four or five actors at a time.

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** It doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Rockstar, considering how many motion-captured actors there are at once in a game where cutscenes usually contain no more than four or five actors at a time.



-->'''Michael''': [[DeadpanSnarker OHHH, now I get it! You're telling me to assassinate a guy]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint because he's got]] [[spoiler:[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous facial hair, a cigarette, AND...]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking he's left-handed!]]'']]\\

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-->'''Michael''': [[DeadpanSnarker OHHH, now I get it! You're telling me to assassinate a guy]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint because he's got]] [[spoiler:[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous [[spoiler:[[FelonyMisdemeanor facial hair, a cigarette, AND...]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking he's left-handed!]]'']]\\



'''Michael''': Oh, I see someone. He fits the profile. ''Yup'' - fits it all the way! I got a good feeling... well, [[LampshadeHanging good as you can get while clipping a guy who probably don't deserve it.]]

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'''Michael''': Oh, I see someone. He fits the profile. ''Yup'' - fits it all the way! I got a good feeling... well, [[LampshadeHanging good as you can get while clipping a guy who probably don't deserve it.]]it]].



* After Jimmy's CrowningMomentOfAwesome ([[spoiler: knocking out a Merryweather hitman who was about to kill Michael and likely the rest of his family]]), he decides [[IShallTauntYou add to it by]] [[spoiler: teabagging the hitman, but [[HilarityEnsues ends up teabagging Michael by accident]].]]

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* After Jimmy's CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome ([[spoiler: knocking out a Merryweather hitman who was about to kill Michael and likely the rest of his family]]), he decides [[IShallTauntYou add to it by]] [[spoiler: teabagging the hitman, but [[HilarityEnsues ends up teabagging Michael by accident]].]]



* Most of Trevor's [[CrackPairing whirlwind romance]] with [[spoiler:Patricia Madrazo]] qualifies as hilarious but the kicker has to be when [[spoiler:he's returning her home to her husband]] while Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now" is playing during the car ride and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Trevor]] [[InelegantBlubbering is blubbering uncontrollably.]]

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* Most of Trevor's [[CrackPairing whirlwind romance]] with [[spoiler:Patricia Madrazo]] qualifies as hilarious but the kicker has to be when [[spoiler:he's returning her home to her husband]] while Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now" is playing during the car ride and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Trevor]] [[InelegantBlubbering is blubbering uncontrollably.]]uncontrollably]].



''[[ElderAbuse Old man?!]]'' [[InsultBackfire Well how's]] ''[[UnstoppableRage this]]'' [[BadassGrandpa for an old man?!]]

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''[[ElderAbuse Old man?!]]'' [[InsultBackfire Well Well, how's]] ''[[UnstoppableRage this]]'' [[BadassGrandpa for an old man?!]]



[[BringIt Come on]], ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy homies!]]'' [[FalseReassurance There's only]] ''[[OneManArmy one]]'' [[AxCrazy of me!!!]]\\

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[[BringIt Come on]], on,]] ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy homies!]]'' [[FalseReassurance There's only]] ''[[OneManArmy one]]'' ''{{one|ManArmy}}'' [[AxCrazy of me!!!]]\\



[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]]]?! ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY]]''?! FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!

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[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]]]?! TANK]]?!]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY]]''?! REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!



* In a post 100% completion mission, Franklin heads into the woods [[spoiler: and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ends up hunting down a Sasquatch]].]] Except [[spoiler: [[TheReveal it's not really a Sasquatch]]: [[AcceptableTargets it's a]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry]]!]] Outside of the surreality of the mission on it's own, it also ends up as a hilarious parody of a certain mission from [[spoiler: RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare]], complete with [[spoiler: an [[IdenticalGrandson Identical Great-Grandson]] of [[GenerationXerox The Hunter]]]], and a spoofing of the final dialogue between the player character and [[spoiler: Sasquatch]].

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* In a post 100% completion mission, Franklin heads into the woods [[spoiler: and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ends up hunting down a Sasquatch]].]] Except [[spoiler: [[TheReveal it's not really a Sasquatch]]: [[AcceptableTargets it's a]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry]]!]] UsefulNotes/{{Furry|Fandom}}!]] Outside of the surreality of the mission on it's own, it also ends up as a hilarious parody of a certain mission from [[spoiler: RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare]], complete with [[spoiler: an [[IdenticalGrandson Identical Great-Grandson]] of [[GenerationXerox The Hunter]]]], and a spoofing of the final dialogue between the player character and [[spoiler: Sasquatch]].



(Franklin [[spoiler: yanks off the mask, revealing a completely normal guy under it]]. [[DelayedReaction There's a loooong pause after this]].)\\

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(Franklin [[spoiler: yanks off the mask, revealing a completely normal guy under it]]. [[DelayedReaction There's a loooong pause after this]].)\\this.]])\\



'''Franklin:''' Man, shut the fuck up with that bullshit! What the hell is wrong with you? [[spoiler: [[FelonyMisdemeanor running around the woods in a costume]]]]?!\\

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'''Franklin:''' Man, shut the fuck up with that bullshit! What the hell is wrong with you? [[spoiler: [[FelonyMisdemeanor running Running around the woods in a costume]]]]?!\\costume?!]]]]\\



'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' Hey, [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm no freak!]] [[ImplausibleDeniability It's perfectly normal to admit to]] [[spoiler: [[BestialityIsDepraved being aroused role playing as a fantastical beast]]!]] ([[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Suddenly starts]] [[spoiler: [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment making dog barks]]]])\\

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'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' Hey, [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm no freak!]] [[ImplausibleDeniability It's perfectly normal to admit to]] [[spoiler: [[BestialityIsDepraved being aroused role playing as a fantastical beast]]!]] beast]]]]! ([[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Suddenly starts]] [[spoiler: [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment making dog barks]]]])\\
30th Oct '16 3:33:23 PM AzyWng
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* The way the Altruist Cult completely [[EpicFail screw up]] [[spolier:Trevor's execution attempt]] once Trevor's turned in enough people. It [[https://youtu.be/7OclxjjuaAA?t=14m20s has to be seen to be believed]].

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* The way the Altruist Cult completely [[EpicFail screw up]] [[spolier:Trevor's [[spoiler:Trevor's execution attempt]] once Trevor's turned in enough people. It [[https://youtu.be/7OclxjjuaAA?t=14m20s has to be seen to be believed]].
30th Oct '16 3:05:10 PM AzyWng
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* The way the Altruist Cult completely [[EpicFail screw up]] [[spolier:Trevor's execution attempt]] once Trevor's turned in enough people. It [[https://youtu.be/7OclxjjuaAA?t=14m20s has to be seen to be believed]].
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