History Funny / GrandTheftAutoV

14th Jun '16 7:46:41 PM despoa
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* Lamar's LeeroyJenkins tendencies make it so that if you hang out with him and get yourself into any fight, he will join you and try to beat up your opponents, no matter how low his HP is. Because of this, the Families gangster himself can be beat up and knocked out by people such as old women, transsexuals, and even homeless people.



-->(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Hey! Porkchop! How's it goin'? ''I said, how's it going'', '''porkchop?''' (''As pedestrian runs away'') [[HypocriticalHumor Well that's not very friendly!]]

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-->(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Hey! Porkchop! How's it goin'? ''I said, how's it going'', '''porkchop?''' (''As pedestrian runs away'') [[HypocriticalHumor Well that's not very friendly!]]friendly, is it?!]]



-->(''To a cop'') "The police force"! What a bad joke. "Police farce" would be a better one.

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-->(''To a cop'') "The police force"! What Now that's a bad joke. "Police farce" would be a better one.
11th Jun '16 4:21:05 PM Xenothekid
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* A subtle one: Trevor Phillips Enterprises is never given a completely consistent name. It's also referred to as Trevor Phillips Industries, Trevor Philips Enterprise, Trevor Philips Corporation, TPI Conglomerate, TP Conglomerate, and TP, Inc. Trevor [[InsistentTerminology never actually keeping the name consistent]] is hilariously in-character for him.

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* A subtle one: Trevor Phillips Enterprises is never given a completely consistent name. It's also referred to as Trevor Phillips Industries, Trevor Philips Enterprise, Trevor Philips Corporation, TPI Conglomerate, TP Conglomerate, and TP, Inc. Trevor [[InsistentTerminology never actually keeping the name consistent]] is hilariously in-character for him. Michael even points this out.
--> '''Michael:''' Industries or incorporated? If it's TP Inc., it'd be Trevor Philips Incorporated. Just sayin'.
9th Jun '16 9:44:21 PM MostDangerousChair
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* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obq6hCOyhuA All of this]] from a small bike crash.
26th May '16 5:40:12 PM nombretomado
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* In the PS4[=/=]XBoxOne ports of the game, there are minigames involving the players taking Peyote trips, and they don't just trip balls: [[spoiler: they ''[[BalefulPolymorph turn]] [[{{Animorphism}} into animals!]]'']] Here's the full list:

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* In the PS4[=/=]XBoxOne UsefulNotes/{{PS4}}[=/=]UsefulNotes/XBoxOne ports of the game, there are minigames involving the players taking Peyote trips, and they don't just trip balls: [[spoiler: they ''[[BalefulPolymorph turn]] [[{{Animorphism}} into animals!]]'']] Here's the full list:
19th May '16 2:36:37 PM WillTheWolfLover
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*** Chasing a burning car though a drainage trench...
--> '''Trevor''': ''[[NoodleIncident I'M SORRY I SHOWED MY THINGY, OKAY?!?!?]]''
15th May '16 7:57:39 AM Weirdowithcoffee
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* The completely out-of-nowhere nature of this exchange between Michael and Trevor in "Caida Libre" made this troper laugh more than anything in the game:
-->'''Michael:''' When the time comes, he'll do the right thing. If he don't, please, let me handle it.
-->'''Trevor:''' You don't get a wife like that without being rich and an asshole, right?
-->'''Michael:''' The fuck?!
29th Mar '16 10:26:37 PM ArJayKay
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*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:Attacking Soldiers]]

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*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:Attacking Soldiers]][[spoiler:The U.S. Army]]



-->'''Franklin''': Is there anything you won't shoot? (Alternatively: Why u sending me photos of dead animals?)

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-->'''Michael''': Thanks, but I'm more of a medium rare kind of guy.
-->'''Michael''': Glad to see you have so much time on your hands.
-->'''Franklin''': Is there anything you won't shoot? (Alternatively: shoot?
-->'''Franklin''':
Why u sending me photos of dead animals?)animals?
-->'''Franklin''': I hope u gonna eat that.



-->'''Wei Cheng Sr.''': Is this a threat?

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-->'''Wei Cheng Sr.''': -->'''Tao Cheng''': WTF? Is this a some kind of threat?


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-->'''Ron''': Y u no take me hunting Trevor?


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-->'''Various contacts''': Dude, seriously.
-->'''Various contacts''': Is that what I think it is?
-->'''Various contacts''': What the ''fuck'', Trevor!?
27th Mar '16 9:58:52 AM Jake18
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* The story of Trevor's first score ([[ItMakesSenseInContext in context, he's trying to force Franklin to spill the details of his]], [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial since Franklin keeps trying to dodge the question]]).

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* The story of Trevor's first score ([[ItMakesSenseInContext in context, he's trying to force Franklin to spill the details of his]], [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial [[NoodleIncident since Franklin keeps trying to dodge the question]]).
29th Feb '16 8:09:25 AM themisterfree
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Yeah... I mean, ''I'm sure they're nothing serious but, uh...'' ''@@I never let them get too near.@@''\\

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Yeah... I mean, ''I'm sure they're nothing serious but, uh...'' ''@@I ''I never let them get too near.@@''\\''\\
28th Feb '16 12:02:34 PM TheGreatKomodo
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* One of the game's billboards have [[http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6414/ajGr6BVEQk-yJTIXBb1zQA/0_0.jpg this]] on it. It's spetacularly funny to see it in-game while going around causing chaos with a tank.
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