History Funny / GrandTheftAutoV

7th Jul '17 12:51:13 PM Z4195
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** In fact, if you jump and hit the cancel button ("B" on the 360), you'll just faceplant onto the pavement. There's absolutely no reason for this to be in the game, other than to make your character suffer.

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** In fact, if you jump and hit the cancel button ("B" on the 360), 360, "R" key on PC), you'll just faceplant onto the pavement. There's absolutely no reason for this to be in the game, other than to make your character suffer.
5th May '17 1:01:01 PM superkeijikun
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'''Floyd''': I did not fellatiate no one to get this job! I was old friends with the...well, with the...\

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'''Floyd''': I did not fellatiate no one to get this job! I was old friends with the...well, with the...\\\
27th Apr '17 5:55:39 PM ImSpidey2
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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!\\ [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]

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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!\\ thing?! [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]
27th Apr '17 5:55:21 PM ImSpidey2
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'''Trevor (Running over an animal):''' The Apex Predator in action.

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'''Trevor (Running over an animal):''' The Apex Predator in action.\\
27th Apr '17 5:55:01 PM ImSpidey2
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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!\\ [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]
21st Apr '17 3:04:53 AM ImSpidey2
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* Also from [[spoiler:Ending C,]] the banter between Trevor and Devin [[spoiler:as the former drives the latter out of the city to put an end to his life.]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:You know, you're a-you're a resourceful guy, getting past those trained killers. [[WeCanRuleTogether I need someone like you, in my organization!]]]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:The [=CEO=] position's gonna be vacant ''real'' soon, slick!]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:I got nothing against you, apart from the obvious hygiene issues. Michael caused me problems, so Michael had to go!]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:''You're'' looking at it ''rationally'' - there are people useful to you, and people who ain't, so people who ain't gotta go! Me? ''I'm not rational'', I don't ''care'' if you're useful, or not. I ''feel'' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:This is a serious offer! Work for me, you'll have ''everything'' you ever wanted!]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:[[BrutalHonesty All I ever wanted is to see you]] [[ColdBloodedTorture drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled!]]]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:[[SarcasmBlind Yes! Yes!]] That's the kind of creativity I need on my team! Come on, come on! Let me out of here!]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:Look, I got ''my own'' company - Trevor Phillips Industries!]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:Ohh, yeah, a-a-a-a fellow entrepreneur! Uh, [[DirtyCoward let me buy a stake, uh, give you money to grow!]]]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:I dunno if you heard, but I'm kinda gold rich right now, so [[ShutUpHannibal you got precisely]] ''[[AwfulTruth nothing]]'' [[ShutUpHannibal to offer.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner Prepare for the end, my friend.]]]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:'''''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU CREEPY BUM!!]]''''']]
15th Apr '17 11:55:57 AM GojiBiscuits
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'''Hispanic NPC:''' ''[After protagonist crashes into them.]'' You're a dick without a dick!
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'''German NPC:''' HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2nd Apr '17 5:23:26 PM Cuchulainn
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* Speaking of BloodyHilarious, [[spoiler:The death of [=LifeInvader=] CEO Jay Norris. Especially funny in that you trigger it from home while watching his keynote, and his reaction when his phone starts ringing unexpectedly.]]
2nd Mar '17 7:44:11 AM Jake18
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* Franklin finds a dog barking at the entrance of a park. Turns out he can talk to it: the dog tells him that he's stuck in a tree. Franklin starts running after the dog...

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* Franklin finds a dog barking at the entrance of a park. Turns out he can talk to it: the dog tells him that he's there's a man stuck in a tree. Franklin starts running after the dog...
21st Feb '17 6:19:49 PM AzyWng
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** There's also the fact that a loaded, unattended gun is lying on a rock not too far away from where Trevor's standing.
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