History Funny / GrandTheftAutoV

21st Oct '17 6:24:26 AM SkylaNoivern
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'''Hipster Girl:''' ''[chatting to other pedestrian]'' My new thing is 1930s [[UsefulNotes/{{Bulgaria}} Bulgarian]] cinema.\\
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10th Oct '17 10:07:59 PM BeastC
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-->'''Barry''': Can't you see the [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging aliens]]]]?
-->[''{{Beat}}'']]
-->'''Franklin''': Man, what else are you takin'?
*** [[spoiler:And after Franklin calls out how shitty his weed is, Barry just deflates against a wall, defeated by Franklin's endurance towards his product compared to Trevor and Michael.]]
7th Oct '17 7:13:56 AM Shamrock95
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'''Trevor:''' I hate [[spoiler:hipsters]]\\

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'''Trevor:''' I hate [[spoiler:hipsters]]\\[[spoiler:hipsters.]]\\



--->'''Trevor:''' I am a [[spoiler:hipster]]!! Let me in!!!

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--->'''Trevor:''' I am I'm a [[spoiler:hipster]]!! Let me in!!![[spoiler:hipster]]! This is ironic! Come on!
5th Oct '17 11:29:43 AM masterofthehouse
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** There's also the fact that he isn't even British.
-->'''Lazlow:''' You're not even ''fucking British!''
-->'''Hugh''' ''(in nasally American accent)''''':''' ''I'm totally British!'' ''(back to British)'' I am so, mate!
5th Oct '17 8:20:39 AM masterofthehouse
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** Some of the other competing acts include Mimes on Fire, the Most Racist Man in America, and Flogging a Dead Horse. ''All'' of them are [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin exactly what they say on the tin]].

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** Some of the other competing acts include Mimes on Fire, the Most Racist Man in America, and Flogging Beating a Dead Horse. ''All'' of them are [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin exactly what they say on the tin]].
3rd Oct '17 2:16:20 PM masterofthehouse
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** Like most talent shows, the grand prize for the winning act is a whopping one million dollars. ''Unlike'' most talent shows, however, the sum is paid to the winner in 26 bi-annual installments. Also, the voting fees? $14.00 for calls and $21.99 for texts. No wonder the ratings have gone down the toilet!
3rd Oct '17 2:10:51 PM masterofthehouse
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* Fame or Shame in general is just a barrel of laughs.
** First off, there's Hugh Harrison, a not-so-subtle parody of Simon Cowell who uses all of his screentime to insult, embarrass, or even ''harm'' Lazlow. Just look at his "Great Moment Montage".
-->'''Hugh:''' You are absolutely awful. Almost as bad as Lazlow. ''(cut)'' That was like having my balls sucked by an elderly orang-utan... ''and'' I'm not Lazlow, so that wouldn't be a lot of fun for me, would it? ''(cut)'' I hope, I ''really'' hope and pray that you die a painful death... [[RuleOFThree immediately after Lazlow]].
** Then there's William Angio, a rock singer and contestant who sings the incredibly silly "This is a Power Ballad" and tries to convince everyone to let him through to the finals with a tragic backstory (no doubt a jab at contestants who do the same on real talent shows). Then after [[spoiler:Hugh gives him a Fame and puts him through]], he proceeds to punch Lazlow twice... because Hugh told him to.
** Some of the other competing acts include Mimes on Fire, the Most Racist Man in America, and Flogging a Dead Horse. ''All'' of them are [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin exactly what they say on the tin]].
** Even the Viewer Polls at the bottom of the screen make several jabs towards Lazlow. These include, but are not limited to:
-->'''Vote now! Is Lazlow really a turd?'''
-->'''Text us now! Is Lazlow just metrosexual or is he really in the closet?'''
-->'''Viewers Poll: Did Lazlow finger Siobhan O'Day?'''
26th Aug '17 2:38:24 PM Nick98
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(alternatively)\\
'''Trevor''': [[HereWeGoAgain Oh no, no, not this again...]]

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'''Trevor''': [[HereWeGoAgain Oh no, no, not this again...]]]]\\
'''Trevor''': Oh, Trevor, when will you learn?
3rd Aug '17 11:34:40 AM draph91
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'''Hispanic NPC:''' ''[After crashing into the protagonist.]'' Is it wrong how turned on I am?

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'''Hispanic NPC:''' ''[After crashing into the protagonist.]'' Is it wrong how turned on I am?am?\\
'''Hispanic NPC:''' ''[After protagonist crashes into them.]'' You're a dick without a dick!\\



'''Hispanic NPC:''' ''[After protagonist crashes into them.]'' You're a dick without a dick!

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'''Hispanic '''German NPC:''' ''[After protagonist crashes into them.]'' You're a dick without a dick!HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\\



'''German NPC:''' HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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'''German NPC:''' HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
28th Jul '17 8:12:57 PM LordOfTheSword
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** '''Steve:''' (after a ''[[SerialEscalation sixth]]'' group joins the standoff) ''Who the FUCK are they?!?''

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** '''Steve:''' '''FIB Agent:''' (after a ''[[SerialEscalation sixth]]'' group joins the standoff) ''Who the FUCK are they?!?''
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