History Funny / GrandTheftAutoV

27th Apr '17 5:55:39 PM ImSpidey2
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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!\\ [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]

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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!\\ thing?! [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]
27th Apr '17 5:55:21 PM ImSpidey2
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'''Trevor (Running over an animal):''' The Apex Predator in action.

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'''Trevor (Running over an animal):''' The Apex Predator in action.\\
27th Apr '17 5:55:01 PM ImSpidey2
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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!\\ [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]
21st Apr '17 3:04:53 AM ImSpidey2
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* Also from [[spoiler:Ending C,]] the banter between Trevor and Devin [[spoiler:as the former drives the latter out of the city to put an end to his life.]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:You know, you're a-you're a resourceful guy, getting past those trained killers. [[WeCanRuleTogether I need someone like you, in my organization!]]]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:The [=CEO=] position's gonna be vacant ''real'' soon, slick!]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:I got nothing against you, apart from the obvious hygiene issues. Michael caused me problems, so Michael had to go!]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:''You're'' looking at it ''rationally'' - there are people useful to you, and people who ain't, so people who ain't gotta go! Me? ''I'm not rational'', I don't ''care'' if you're useful, or not. I ''feel'' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:This is a serious offer! Work for me, you'll have ''everything'' you ever wanted!]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:[[BrutalHonesty All I ever wanted is to see you]] [[ColdBloodedTorture drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled!]]]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:[[SarcasmBlind Yes! Yes!]] That's the kind of creativity I need on my team! Come on, come on! Let me out of here!]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:Look, I got ''my own'' company - Trevor Phillips Industries!]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:Ohh, yeah, a-a-a-a fellow entrepreneur! Uh, [[DirtyCoward let me buy a stake, uh, give you money to grow!]]]]
-->'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:I dunno if you heard, but I'm kinda gold rich right now, so [[ShutUpHannibal you got precisely]] ''[[AwfulTruth nothing]]'' [[ShutUpHannibal to offer.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner Prepare for the end, my friend.]]]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:'''''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU CREEPY BUM!!]]''''']]
15th Apr '17 11:55:57 AM GojiBiscuits
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'''Hispanic NPC:''' ''[After protagonist crashes into them.]'' You're a dick without a dick!
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'''German NPC:''' HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2nd Apr '17 5:23:26 PM Cuchulainn
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* Speaking of BloodyHilarious, [[spoiler:The death of [=LifeInvader=] CEO Jay Norris. Especially funny in that you trigger it from home while watching his keynote, and his reaction when his phone starts ringing unexpectedly.]]
2nd Mar '17 7:44:11 AM Jake18
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* Franklin finds a dog barking at the entrance of a park. Turns out he can talk to it: the dog tells him that he's stuck in a tree. Franklin starts running after the dog...

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* Franklin finds a dog barking at the entrance of a park. Turns out he can talk to it: the dog tells him that he's there's a man stuck in a tree. Franklin starts running after the dog...
21st Feb '17 6:19:49 PM AzyWng
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** There's also the fact that a loaded, unattended gun is lying on a rock not too far away from where Trevor's standing.
9th Jan '17 2:30:56 PM Jake18
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* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!



* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!

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* When you [[spoiler:assassinate Steve Haines as he's filming an episode of ''The Underbelly of Paradise'' in Ending C]], his cameraman ''can't even remember Haines's name''.
-->Cameraman: Oh my god! The guy-what's-his-name-[[spoiler:they've shot him!]] Jesus Christ!
3rd Jan '17 7:17:06 AM BreadBull
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* [[StraightMan Franklin]], [[TheStoic who usually isn't the one to laugh out loud]], [[NotSoAboveItAll can't stop himself]] [[{{Corpsing}} from laughing hysterically]] ([[AudienceSurrogate and the player probably can't either]], [[spoiler: when Trevor tries to hop his fence, [[EpicFail but end up falling over it]] ]]at the start of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuvwq2anb0 Fresh Meat]]")

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* [[StraightMan Franklin]], [[TheStoic who usually isn't the one to laugh out loud]], [[NotSoAboveItAll can't stop himself]] [[{{Corpsing}} himself from laughing hysterically]] ([[AudienceSurrogate and the player probably can't either]], either]]) [[spoiler: when Trevor tries to hop his fence, fence [[EpicFail but end and ends up falling over it]] ]]at the start of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuvwq2anb0 Fresh Meat]]")Meat]]"
** This scene actually came about as Trevor's actor genuinely did trip when doing the motion capture, Franklin's voice actor [[{{Corpsing}} laughing at it]] and then Trevor improvising most the rest of the scene (hence why he says 'motherfucker' even though [[BerserkButton he normally hates that word]].)
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