History Funny / GrandTheftAutoV

28th Aug '16 7:08:40 AM IcarusJTP
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* At the start of The Paleto Score, when Franklin breaks up an argument between Trevor and Michael
-->'''Franklin''' ''(angrily)'':Hey! Hey! Enough! You got me out here! You roped me into your crazy world of bullshit! If it was lies, New Age shit, and arguments about how good life used to be, I could have stayed my ass in Los Santos!
-->'''Lester''' ''(cheerily)'':Hi, Franklin!
-->'''Franklin''' ''(suddenly completely calm)'':What's up?
23rd Aug '16 12:43:18 AM KeithM
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--> '''Trevor''': Show me wear it says pants are mandatory on the casino floor!

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--> '''Trevor''': Show me wear where it says pants are mandatory on the casino floor!
23rd Aug '16 12:42:46 AM KeithM
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** Or...
--> '''Trevor''': Show me wear it says pants are mandatory on the casino floor!
19th Aug '16 11:33:33 PM ArJayKay
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** If you look closely, you can actually see Trevor's penis as he squats down to pull up his pants!
18th Aug '16 12:30:29 AM superkeijikun
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'''Michael''': ''Now, get out of the fucking car!'' '''''Get out of the fucking car, you pint-sized prick!'''''\\

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'''Michael''': ''Now, get out of the fucking car!'' '''''Get out of the fucking car, you pint-sized prick!'''''\\prick!'''''
18th Aug '16 12:30:12 AM superkeijikun
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* When Michael and Trevor set out to steal a couple of cars for Devin, they disguise themselves as police officers. Ironically, of the two, Michael ends up being the bad cop to Trevor's comparatively good cop.
-->'''Trevor''': Y'know how fast you were goin'?\\
'''Kid in car''': Gee, I dunno, officer. I try to keep it under limit.\\
'''Trevor''': Well, you and your boys looked like you were drag-racing from where we were sitting there, so uh...why don't you get yourself out of the car? C'mon.\\
'''Kid in car''': Officer-\\
'''Trevor''': "Officer, Officer", yes it is, c'mon. Hands on the car. Let's go, c'mon.\\
'''Michael''': ''Now, get out of the fucking car!'' '''''Get out of the fucking car, you pint-sized prick!'''''\\
18th Aug '16 12:21:13 AM superkeijikun
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* A couple of gems from Trevor's time working with Floyd on the docks.
-->'''Floyd''': This ain't a toy, sir, it's heavy machinery!\\
'''Trevor''': Thank fuck I'm high as a kite!\\
(later)\\
'''Trevor''': Hey, whose dick do you have to suck to get this job? Being a stevedor used to be back-breaking work, now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart.\\
'''Floyd''': I did not fellatiate no one to get this job! I was old friends with the...well, with the...\
'''Trevor''': "Urgh, with the...with the..." Say no more, you didn't fellate no one, but Darling Debbie probably did. And she probably enjoyed it.
17th Aug '16 8:26:42 PM superkeijikun
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** Or assaulting a street musician with his own guitar.
--> '''Trevor''': Learn to play the fucking saxophone!
16th Aug '16 11:06:09 AM superkeijikun
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16th Aug '16 11:05:53 AM superkeijikun
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** Or waking up on the train tracks [[TooDumbToLive as a train is fast approaching]].
--> '''Trevor''': Go around me, you prick!\\
(alternatively)
'''Trevor''': [[HereWeGoAgain Oh no, no, not this again...]]
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