History Funny / GodzillaFinalWars

* X having a VillainousBreakdown every time Godzilla kills another monster.
** His first reaction is arguably his best. The first monster he sent to go clear up Godzilla was the heavily despised American "Zilla", who is the said monster from the [[Film/Godzilla1998 1998 Roland Emmerich film]]. X has an anger meltdown after seeing Godzilla use his atomic blue breath to wipe out Zilla after a 13-second fight, but then he immediately comments he knew "Tunahead" wasn't up too much, which is Toho Studios shouting ''TakeThat'' at Creator/RolandEmmerich.

* At one point Anguirus performs a slide across the Bund after unfurling from it's RollingAttack (while avoiding one of the battleships' maser cannons). With the sound effect of a ''tire skidding''.

--->''"Godzilla, huh? Okay, let me see what you're made of."''

--->'''''*proceeds to produce the [[Franchise/DragonBall Yamcha]] of kaiju*'''''

* The moment Ozaki is fighting X and punches him in the face hard enough that X has to take a second (including holding his finger up in the "gimmie a second" gesture) to recover.
* At one point, Captain Gordon orders the civilians to get to their ship, while he holds off two aliens. They end up getting pinned down by a huge number of Xilians, who only are defeated when X sets off the self destruct on the ship. Gordon, fresh from his own battle, just saunters past, ignoring the carnage, and in an irritated voice says, "I though I told you to get to the ship" and keeps on walking, katana on his shoulder.
* After Captain Gordon kills one of the remaining Xilian Commanders, he's ready to fight the female Commander. Just as he has his fist pulled back ready to deck her, she gives the old "you wouldn't hit a woman would you?" routine. He hesitates, opens his hand, smiles... then says "Yeah." and knocks her out with a karate chop to the neck.

* X gets a lot of moments where he gets to [[ChewingOnTheScenery Chew The Scenery]], but him waking up Gigan is the hammiest of all.
-->'''X''': '''[[LargeHam GAIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAN! RRRRRISE!]]'''

* A somewhat darkly funny example, but in the montage of the monsters attacking the world and laying waste to cities, Zilla is trampling Sydney, Rodan's flying high in New York City [[note]](a direct CallBack to ''Film/DestroyAllMonsters'' which had both Rodan and New York City appear, but not with Rodan attacking the Big Apple, he attacked Moscow in DAM while ''Godzilla'' himself struck the Big Apple)[[/note]], Anguirus is rolling around in Shanghai, Kamacuras is buzzing his wings in Paris, King Caesar is back home in Okinawa...and Kumonga's...somewhere in the Monument Valley desert in Arizona (likely outside of Phoenix or Las Vegas). The others are causing massive property damage and destruction...and Kumonga destroys ''an RV'', it's like the Xillians didn't know where to direct the giant spider to go to, so they simply dumped him in the Arizona desert (though some had felt this would have been far more fitting for ''Zilla'' than a fan favorite like Kumonga who should've attacked Sydney as Kumonga would have fared a lot better destroying Sydney).

* When Ozaki brings Captain Gordon back to there hideout, Gordon see's Miyuki and her sister sitting. Gordon immediately assumes Ozaki is taking him on a double date. His comment "Ozaki, nice work." makes it so much funnier.

** When ''Final Wars'' was in pre-production, Toho acquired the rights to Tristar’s ''“Godzilla”'',[[note]]Contrary to popular belief, Toho didn't buy the rights to Tristar's monster just to humiliate him in ''Final Wars''. The agreement between Toho and Tristar for the '98 movie was that unless it got any sequels, Tristar's rights to Godzilla would expire in five years. Plans for a sequel failed to materialize, so the rights to the Tristar "Godzilla" were ceded to Toho in 2003.[[/note]] and rechristened him ''“Zilla”'', implying that he was unworthy of having the word ''“God”'' in his name. Then, when Zilla finally rocks up in ''Final Wars'', he’s so [[StylisticSuck poorly rendered in CGI that it hurts to look at him]] and compared to the suitimation-portrayed kaiju in this film, he's an eye sore. In one of his two (TWO!) scenes, Zilla gets a brief showing of how inept he is at destroying buildings (though he does manage to destroy the Sydney Tower in the first scene of his attack on Sydney), only able to bite down on one bus and eat two helpless guys! Though at least he faired better with destroying the Sydney Harbor Bridge, [[Film/Godzilla1998 unlike the last time where he got killed by missiles after getting himself tangled up in the Brooklyn Bridges' wires.]]

* A somewhat darkly funny example, but in the montage of the monsters attacking the world and laying waste to cities, Zilla is trampling Sydney, Rodan's flying high in New York City [[note]](a direct CallBack to ''Film/DestroyAllMonsters'' which had both Rodan and New York City appear, but not with Rodan attacking the Big Apple, he attacked Moscow in DAM while ''Godzilla'' struck the Big Apple)[[/note]], Anguirus is rolling around in Shanghai, Kamacuras is buzzing in Paris, King Caesar is back home in Okinawa...and Kumonga's...somewhere in Arizona (likely outside of Phoenix or Las Vegas). The others are causing massive property damage...and Kumonga destroys ''an RV'', it's like the Xillians didn't know where to direct the giant spider to go to, so they simply dumped him in the Arizona desert (though some had felt this would have been far more fitting for ''Zilla'' than a fan favorite like Kumonga who should've attacked Sydney).

** When ''Final Wars'' was in pre-production, Toho acquired the rights to Tristar’s ''“Godzilla”'',[[note]]Contrary to popular belief, Toho didn't buy the rights to Tristar's monster just to humiliate him in ''Final Wars''. The agreement between Toho and Tristar for the '98 movie was that unless it got any sequels, Tristar's rights to Godzilla would expire in five years. Plans for a sequel failed to materialize, so the rights to the Tristar "Godzilla" were ceded to Toho in 2003.[[/note]] and rechristened him ''“Zilla”'', implying that he was unworthy of having the word ''“God”'' in his name. Then, when Zilla finally rocks up in ''Final Wars'', he’s so [[StylisticSuck poorly rendered in CGI that it hurts to look at him]] and compared to the suitimation-portrayed kaiju in this film, he's an eye sore. In one of his two (TWO!) scenes, Zilla gets a brief showing of how inept he is at destroying buildings (though he does manage to destroy the Sydney Tower in the first scene of his attack on Sydney), only able to bite down on one bus and eat two helpless guys!

** In the second scene, [[CurbStompBattle Godzilla obliterates Zilla with minimal effort in under thirty seconds]], with Godzilla tail-slapping him into the Sydney Opera House,[[note]] Which is where the sequel of Tristar's Godzilla would have taken place, just to rub salt on the wound.[[/note]] with [[UndignifiedDeath Zilla's last words being an undignified]] [[GirlyScream "EEEE"]] before Godzilla blasts him with his Atomic Breath. On top of this, the scene is underscored by ''“We're All To Blame”'' which has lyrics implying that Zilla stole something from the Big G, relating to how Godzilla's reputation went downhill after Godzilla ‘98 was released. This is all hilariously insulting to Zilla, ButWaitTheresMore In the very next scene, X calls Zilla a useless tuna-eating lizard, which is of course what he is! For such a short, laughable scene, it really packs so much in.

* A somewhat darkly funny example, but in the montage of the monsters attacking the world and laying waste to cities, Zilla is trampling Sydney, Rodan's flying high in New York City [[note]](a direct CallBack to ''Film/DestroyAllMonsters'' which had both Rodan and New York City appear, but not with Rodan attacking the Big Apple, he attacked Moscow in DAM while ''Godzilla'' struck the Big Apple)[[/note]], Anguirus is rolling around in Shanghai, Kamacurus is buzzing in Paris, King Caesar is in Okinawa...and Kumonga's somewhere in Arizona (likely outside of Phoenix). The others are causing massive property damage...and Kumonga destroys ''an RV''.

* A spoiled little child playing with Kaiju toys throws a [[Characters/PokemonGenerationIBulbasaurToTentacruel Squirtle]] toy into his fire place. It's an obvious TakeThat at Gamera.

* A somewhat darkly funny example, but in the montage of the monsters attacking the world and laying waste to cities, Zilla is trampling Sydney, Rodan's in New York, Anguirus is in Shanghai, Kamacurus is in Paris, King Caesar is in Okinawa...and Kumonga's somewhere in Arizona. The others are causing massive property damage...and Kumonga destroys ''an RV''.

** When ''Final Wars'' was in pre-production, Toho acquired the rights to Tristar’s ''“Godzilla”'',[[note]]Contrary to popular belief, Toho didn't buy the rights to Tristar's monster just to humiliate him in ''Final Wars''. The agreement between Toho and Tristar for the '98 movie was that unless it got any sequels, Tristar's rights to Godzilla would expire in five years. Plans for a sequel failed to materialize, so the rights to the Tristar "Godzilla" were ceded to Toho in 2003.[[/note]] and rechristened him ''“Zilla”'', implying that he was unworthy of having the word ''“God”'' in his name. Then, when Zilla finally rocks up in ''Final Wars'', he’s so [[StylisticSuck poorly rendered in CGI that it hurts to look at him]] and compared to the suitimation-portrayed kaiju in this film, he's an eye sore. In one of his two (TWO!) scenes, Zilla gets a brief showing of how inept he is at destroying buildings, only able to bite down on one bus and eat two helpless guys!