History Funny / GodzillaFinalWars

->''Pretty sure a tail-whip is the kaiju equivalent of a bitch-slap. So this scene seems very fitting.''

->''What did he expect to happen? Zilla got obliterated by a couple of missiles in NYC after all....''

->''“Godzilla, huh? Okay, let me see what you're made of.”''

->'''''*proceeds to produce the [[Franchise/DragonBall Yamcha]] of kaiju*'''''

->''“Godzilla vs. Zilla?”'' More like ''“Toho bought the rights to Zilla so the real Godzilla can finally kill the horrible abomination!”''

->''I love how little effort Godzilla puts into the defeat of Zilla. He's like, “Eh, I don't have time for you.”''

->''CG elephant vs atomic breathing menacing dinosaur.''

->''That's Japan throwing the finger at that embarrassment of a reboot.''

->''Space guy: “I want to summon something to push this LASER-SHOOTING GIANT LIZARD to his limits.”''

->'''''*Picks the oversized dinosaur*'''''

->''Godzilla: “Well, you pushed the limits of how hard I didn’t have to try.”''

->''We American fans of Godzilla thank you for killing Zilla. That is all.''

->''Well, he survived 45 seconds. I wonder how much milliseconds he would survive against Godzilla Earth.''

->''98 Godzilla sucked, and we all know it sucked, and the Japanese responded with this scene. Good.''

->''Zilla was so bad, it only took less than a minute to kill it.''

->''And on that day in history, balance had been restored.''

->''Take that, America. That was for Little Boy and Fat Man!''

->''I love how they were so butthurt over Zilla they got the rights back just to trash him. Pure salt.''

->''Thank you Godzilla, you've done the world a service by killing that abomination.''

** In the second scene, [[CurbStompBattle Godzilla obliterates Zilla with minimal effort in under thirty seconds]], with Godzilla tail-slapping him into the Sydney Opera House,[[note]] Which is where the sequel of Tristar's Godzilla would have taken place, just to rub salt on the wound.[[/note]] with [[UndignifiedDeath Zilla's last words being an undignified]] [[GirlyScream "EEEE"]] before Godzilla blasts him with his Atomic Breath. On top of this, the scene is underscored by''“We're All To Blame”'' which has lyrics implying that Zilla stole something from the Big G, relating to how Godzilla's reputation went downhill after Godzilla ‘98 was released. This is all hilariously insulting to Zilla, ButWaitTheresMore In the very next scene, X calls Zilla a useless tuna-eating lizard, which is of course what he is! For such a short, laughable scene, it really packs so much in.

** In the second scene,[[CurbStompBattle Godzilla obliterates Zilla with minimal effort in under thirty seconds]] which sees Godzilla tail-slapping him into the Sydney Opera House, with [[UndignifiedDeath Zilla's last words being an undignified]] [[GirlyScream "EEEE"]] before Godzilla blasts him with his Atomic Breath. On top of this, the scene is underscored by''“We're All To Blame”'' which has lyrics implying that Zilla stole something from the Big G, relating to how Godzilla's reputation went downhill after Godzilla ‘98 was released. This is all hilariously insulting to Zilla, ButWaitTheresMore In the very next scene, X calls Zilla a useless tuna-eating lizard, which is of course what he is! For such a short, laughable scene, it really packs so much in.

* After half-decade of subtly throwing shade at the much-maligned ''“[[Film/Godzilla1998 American Godzilla]]”'', Toho loudly and proudly humiliates him in a downright comical manner for the sole purpose of ensuring that no one would even dare to think of Tristar’s creation as being the same entity as Godzilla à la [[Film/Deadpool2 Deadpool killing Dudepeel]]. Let's break it down in detail:

** In the second scene, Godzilla obliterates Zilla with minimal effort in under thirty seconds which sees Godzilla tail-suplexing him into the Sydney Opera House before blasting Zilla with his Atomic Breath. On top of this, the scene is underscored by''“We're All To Blame”'' which has lyrics implying that Zilla stole something from the Big G, relating to how Godzilla's reputation went downhill after Godzilla ‘98 was released. This is all hilariously insulting to Zilla, ButWaitTheresMore In the very next scene, X calls Zilla a useless tuna-eating lizard, which is of course what he is! For such a short, laughable scene, it really packs so much in.

** Even better are the overabundance of Website/YouTube comments expressing unbridled glee at Zilla getting shitstomped.

** When ''Final Wars'' was in pre-production, Toho bought the rights to Tristar’s ''“Godzilla”'', which was a lot even for them and rechristened him ''“Zilla”'', implying that he was unworthy of having the word ''“God”'' in his name. Then, when Zilla finally rocks up in ''Final Wars'', he’s so [[StylisticSuck poorly rendered in CGI that it hurts to look at him]] and compared to the suitimation-portrayed kaiju in this film, he's an eye sore. In one of his two (TWO!) scenes, Zilla gets a brief showing of how inept he is at destroying buildings, only able to bite down on one bus and eat two helpless guys!

* [[ButtMonkey Gigan]], after being built up as Mothra's mortal enemy... gets killed ''twice''. First he [[OffWithHisHead loses his head]] to Godzilla, and then he accidentally decapitates himself using ''own'' shuriken blades. If that wasn't humiliating enough, he's finished off by a [[MadeOfExplodium double kill]] [[TakingYouWithMe via Mothra]].

** His first reaction is arguably his best. The first monster he sent to go clear up Godzilla was the heavily despised American "Zilla", who is the said monster from the 1998 Roland Emmerich film. X has an anger meltdown after seeing Godzilla use his atomic blue breath to wipe out Zilla after a 13-second fight, but then he immediately comments he knew "Tunahead" wasn't up too much, which is Toho Studios shouting ''TakeThat'' at Creator/RolandEmmerich.

** His first reaction is arguably his best. The first monster he sent to go clear up Godzilla was the heavily despised American "Zilla", who is the said monster from the 1998 Roland Emmerich film. X has an anger meltdown after seeing Godzilla use his atomic blue breath to wipe out Zilla after a 13-second fight, but then he immediately comments he knew "Tunahead" wasn't up too much, which is Toho Studios shouting ''TakeThat'' at Roland Emmerich.

* The part in New York City just before Rodan appears when a gangster speaking in JiveTurkey threatens a cop, all while a drunk homeless man watches. [[http://youtu.be/5EukSN6v0Xs It has to be seen to be believed]].

* The part in New York City just before Rodan appears when a gangster speaking in JiveTurkey threatens a cop. [[http://youtu.be/5EukSN6v0Xs It has to be seen to be believed.]]

* After Captain Gordon kills one of the remaining Xilians Commanders, he's ready to fight the female Commander. Just as he puts his fist in the air, she sarcastically asks "Are you going to hit a girl?" Gordon then turns his fist in a slap and replies "Yeah." He kills her with it.

* Every time Gigan loses his head to Godzilla and his ''own'' shuriken blades.

* The moment Ozaki is fighting X and punches him in the face hard enough that X has to take a second (including holding his finger up in the "gimmie a second" gesture) to recover.

* The fact that the Mutants combat gear is Transparent dirtbike gear and X and the Xilians outfits make them look like a J-Metal band.

* Every time Gigan loses his head to Godzilla and his ''own'' shuriken blades.

** Another is after the ''Gotengo'' crew has been captured and brought onboard his ship. He's mid-breakdown when they come in and goes "Just a sec," finishes, then turns around to confront them.

* A spoiled little child playing with Kaiju toys throws a Gamera toy into his fire place. It's an obvious TakeThat at Gamera.

* "They're coming to wake up Godzilla." *Cue [[Main/SpitTake]]*

* After Godzilla epically defeats Kaiser Ghidorah, he turns his attention to the Gotengo and attacks it. Captain Gordon's response? "Son of a bitch. He just won't quit."

After Godzilla epically defeats Kaiser Ghidorah, he turns his attention to the Gotengo and attacks it. Captain Gordon's response? "Son of a bitch. He just won't quit."

* Just the fact how long it takes Godzilla to defeat his American counterpart. To put it bluntly: 13 seconds.

** Another is after the ''Gotengo'' crew has been captured and brought onboard his shit. He's mid-breakdown when they come in and goes "Just a sec," finishes, then turns around to confront them.

** His first reaction is arguably his best. The first monster he sent to go clear up Godzilla was the heavily despised American "Zilla", who is the said monster from the 1998 Roland Emmerich film. X has an anger meltdown after seeing Godzilla use his atomic blue breath to wipe out Zilla after a 13-second fight, but then he immediately comments he knew "Tunahead" wasn't up too much, which is Toho shouting ''TakeThat'' at Roland Emmerich.

* Godzilla fighting Rodan, King Caesar, and Anguirus. After Rodan is down for the count, Anguirus rolls into a ball and does a combination attack with King Caesar, which is basically KC kicking Anguirus like a soccer ball, with Godzilla playing goalkeeper. Seriously, ''Godzilla jumped to catch the Anguirus-ball like a goalie! And MISSED!'' Right after that, King Caesar makes an expression that either says, "Man! I missed?!", or, "Dude! How could you miss that?!".

* The part in New York City just before Rodan appears when a gangster speaking in JiveTurkey threatens a cop. [[http://youtu.be/5EukSN6v0Xs It has to be seen to be believed.]]

* X having a VillainousBreakdown every time Godzilla kills another monster.