History Funny / GeorgeOfTheJungle

** Keep in mind, Shep is ''an elephant''.

'''Ape:''' Make them get on their bony knees and beg for mercy!\\

(Ursula [[FacePalm Face Palms]])

-->'''George''': Mop the floor with them!\\
'''Ape''': Make them get on their bony knees and beg for mercy!\\
'''Ursula''': Guys! [The book] says you're supposed to be polite at a horse show!\\
'''George''': ''Please'', mop the floor with them!\\
'''Ape:''': And ''thank you'' for making them beg for mercy!\\

'''Ape:''': And ''thank you'' for for making them beg for mercy!\\

'''Ursula''': Guys! [[The book]] says you're supposed to be polite at a horse show!\\

* The guys rooting for Magnolia in "Stripy Pony".

-->'''Ape''': Make them get on their bony knees and beg for mercy!\\
-->'''Ursula''': Guys! [[The book]] says you're supposed to be polite at a horse show.\\
-->'''George''': ''Please'', mop the floor with them!\\
-->'''Ape:''': And ''thank you'' for for making them beg for mercy!\\
-->(Ursula [[FacePalm Face Palms]])

** An explanation; Lyle is currently in a police line-up in Africa with the "usual suspects"... every one of whom doesn't look anything like him.

'''Narrator''': Uh...George, that's grooming him to be the heir, not ''grooming his hair''.\\

'''Narrator''': That's ''cranny'', not ''granny''!\\

'''Narrator''': Uh...George, that's grooming him to the heir, not ''grooming his hair''.\\

* The Creator/KennyRogers impersonator guy annoys Ape so much, that he resorts to strangling him ("STOP SINGING!! I've had more pleasure listening to ''alligators'' singing, than you! I'll kill ya, ya filthy bum!") , before finally ''taping his mouth''!

* The Creator/KennyRogers impersonator guy annoys Ape so much, that he resorts to strangling him, before finally ''taping his mouth''!

''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjVUUO5NAI [all burst into laughter] ]]''

* The ''only'' subversion of DontExplainTheJoke.

[''the gorillas are snoring'']\\

[''Gorillas proceed drumming'']
** As as George sends Tookie to get Ape

'''George''': (strained) Note to George, rethink sportsmanship.\\

-->[George runs up to final bulldozer that is threatening to destroy the treehouse with Ursula in it! The bulldozer is guarded by Lyle's hench-women Sally and Kowalski]

[After George has been smacked against several trees Sally kicks him off, but George climbs back on this time to face Kowalski]

''[Kowalski grins, looks down to George's crotch and kicks him hard leaving George in agonizing pain]''\\

-->'''George''': George not hit women so appreciate it if women not hit George.\\
'''Sally''': hehe! ''[Sally elbows George then punches him making dangle from the bulldozer, smacking his head against several trees]'' \\

'''George''': Note to George, rethink sportsmanship.\\
''[George falls off the bulldozer, Sally and Kowalski turn and see Rocky the Kangaroo poised to attack. The women scream as they are kicked across the Jungle. Rocky hops after them and, showing no mercy, jumps on their shoulders smacking them face first into the ground, grunting and squealing in the process.]''

* "..because of a remarkable trait of despicable dishonesty, Lyle had entered the Poker Game see if you can figure out which one he is.
** [view to A man with a black mustache and hair and a silly looking gambling suit ''under a neon sign reading: LYLE!'']

-->'''Narrator''': "George was grooming his son to be the heir of the throne.\\

-->'''Narrator''': When suddenly, the game was interrupted by an urgent bongo gram.\\

-->'''Narrator''': "While Tookie was winging his way to Las Vegas he--''[view to Tookie flying to China]'' I SAID, '''''LAS VEGAS!!'''''\\

** this scene with Lyle's hench-women
-->'''Narrator''': "Meanwhile, the dastardly duo of damsels, Sally & Kowalski were searching every nook and cranny."\\

[''Sally & Kowalski promptly leave the old lady alone and run off to find George'']\\
** another scene with Lyle's hench-women
-->'''George''': "George not hit women so appreciate it if women not hit George."\\
'''Sally''': hehe [Sally elbows George then punches him making dangle from the bulldozer, smacking his head against several trees] \\
''George'': "George realise that in order to save treehouse, boukuvou and entire Jungle life style, George now have to hit woman, but in name of sportsmanship George give woman fighting chance!" \\
[Kowalski grins, looks down to George's crotch and kicks him hard leaving George in agonising pain]
''George'': "Note to George re think sportsman ship"
[After George falls off the bulldozer, Sally and Kowalski look into bulldozer and see Rocky the Kangaroo ready to kick, the women scream as they are kicked acroos the Jungle. Rocky hops along after them and showing no mercy jumps on their shoulders smacking the women to their chests into the ground, grunting and squealing in the process!]
* This gem
-->'''Narrator''': "Back in Vegas, Lyle celebrated getting the deed, in a typically ''mature'' fashion...\\
'''Lyle''': ''([[DescriptionCut singing and skipping around the room]])'' "I have the deed! I have the deed! This is the deed I have the--"(''Beatrice trips him, sending him onto the nearby couch'') Ah! Oh!\\

-->'''Narrator''': "While Tookie was winging his way to Las Vegas he--''[view to Tookie flying to China]'' I said, '''''LAS VEGAS!!'''''\\

** this scene with Lyle's hench-women

** "George was grooming his son to be the heir of the throne. Uh...George, that's grooming him to the heir, not ''grooming his hair''.
** When suddenly, the game was interrupted by an urgent bongo gram.\\

I SAID, '''AN URGENT BONGO GRAM!!'''\\

** "While Tookie was winging his way to Las Vegas he--''[view to Tookie flying to China]''\\
I SAID, '''LAS VEGAS!!'''\\

** "Meanwhile, the dastardly duo of damsels, Sally & Kowalski were searching every nook and cranny."\\

'''Lyle''': ''([[DescriptionCut singing and skipping around the room]])'' "I have the deed! I have the deed! This is the deed I have the--"\\
(Beatrice trips him, sending him onto the nearby couch)\\
'''Lyle''': Ah! Oh!\\

'''Narrator''':That's ''cranny'', not ''granny''!\\

[''Sally & Kowalski promptly leave the old lady alone and run off to find George'']

(Sally & Kowalski are pickpocketing an elderly woman)\\
That's ''cranny'', not ''granny''!\\
(Sally & Kowalski promptly leave the old lady alone and run off to find George)

(Sally & Kowalski are pickpocketing an elderly woman)''\\
That's ''cranny'', not ''granny''!\\
(Sally & Kowalski promptly leave the old lady alone and run off to find George)

(Sally & Kowalski are pickpocketing an elderly woman)''
That's ''cranny'', not ''granny''!\\
(Sally & Kowalski promptly leave the old lady alone and run off to find George)