History Funny / GeorgeOfTheJungle

* All of "One with Nature"

* Bad guy falls in poop: classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh.
** Ready?
*** Ready! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

* When Ursala has been hypnotized into thinking Lyle is her husband, she remains unimpressed with him. This leads to her asking a friend "Why did you let me marry such an idiot?"

* "Bad guy falls in poop: classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh."

** Ready! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

* "Me new George! Studio too cheap to pay BrendanFraser!"

* Lyle's attempt at speaking Swahili:
-->'''Lyle:''' *''Subtitled''* Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.

* In "Mt. Georgemore", George is trying to find who vandalize his mountain. At first, he accused Ursula.

The 2007 cartoon:

---> '''Lyle''': (about the guides) They're probably saying I'm the biggest jerk they've ever seen in their lives. Probably trying to think of something evil to do to me.
---> ''(in Swahili, subtitles)''
---> '''First guide''': That guy's the biggest jerk I've seen in my life.
---> '''Second guide''': Let's think of something evil to do to him.
---> ''(Later in the movie)''
---> '''Lyle''': The important thing, Kwame, is that I was outnumbered.
---> '''Guide''': ''(in Swahili)'' It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero.
---> '''Lyle''': Absolutely!

* From TheFilmOfTheSeries:

** This opening bit from the Narrator after the opening animated sequence.
---> '''Narrator''': 25 years later the bouncing baby boy [[RaisedByWolves has grown into a swinging]] [[NatureHero Jungle]] [[NobleSavage King]]! He is swift, he is strong, he is sure, he is smart-
---> '''[[IdiotHero George]]''': ''([[RunningGag George crashes into tree]])'' Ough! ''(George falls down tree)'' Aaaaah! ''(faceplants in dirt)''
---> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Narrator]]''': [[TheChosenZero He is unconscious]].
** The scene on the tugboat:

** And Ursula's parents reacting to Ursula not wanting to marry Lyle anymore.

** And further proving the hilariousness of the narrator, the scene where ThoseTwoBadGuys fight with him.

** The scene where Lyle [[EpicFail epically fails]] at speaking Swahili:

** Also, Lyle tries to impress the natives with his "magic pictures" (an ordinary camera). One of them says something in Swahili that makes everyone (especially the translator) crack up. Lyle is confused and requests a translation:

** "Bad guy falls in poop: classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh."
*** Ready?
*** Ready! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
** These bits...

* The sequel has a few as well
** When Lyle finally has had enough of the Narrator's comments, he snaps "Your constant interrupts are ''annoying''! There! Now what are you going to do about it?" Cue [[spoiler:a giant cartoon hand dropping out of the sky, picking up Lyle, and carrying him off]]. The Narrator then asks the remaining characters onscreen if they have any problems with his comments, and they all quickly say no.
** When Ursala has been hypnotized into thinking Lyle is her husband, she remains unimpressed with him. This leads to her asking a friend "Why did you let me marry such an idiot?"

* This opening bit from the Narrator after the opening animated sequence.

* These bits...

---> '''Narrator''': 25 years later the bouncing baby boy [[Raised ByWolves has grown into a swinging]] [[NatureHero Jungle]] [[NobleSavage King]]! He is swift, he is strong, he is sure, he is smart-

* The first LiveActionAdaptation:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverish footsies over perilous paths. When they finally beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe!
-->'''Group:''' Awwwww....
-->'''Narrator:''' I said "Awe". A-W-E.
-->'''Group:''' Oooooh...
-->'''Narrator:''' That's better.

-->'''Everybody:''' ''Watch out for that-''

-->'''Everybody, wincing:''' Oooooh...

-->'''Ursula's Parents, smiling, in unison:''' We understand, dear.
-->'''Narrator:''' Juuuust kidding!
-->'''Ursula's Mother:''' [[BigNo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]

-->'''Thor:''' Why don't you say something constructive for a change, like what we should do now?
-->'''Narrator:''' Because I don't like you!
-->'''Thor:''' Well, I hate you, you snotty son of a-
-->'''Narrator:''' I pretend I didn't hear that.

-->'''Lyle:''' Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.

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-->"He says he likes your 'magic pictures' but he prefers the resolution of the Nikon series." * laughs again* "He also says that your lens is dirty, but he has the equipment to clean it for you."

-->'''Narrator:''' And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies over perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe.

-->'''Narrator:''' I said "Awe"! A-W-E!

-->'''Narrator:''' That's better!

-->'''Ursula's Parents, in unison:''' We understand honey.

-->'''Ursula's Mother:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-->"He says he likes your 'magic pictures' but he prefers the resolution of the Nikon series." * laughs again* "He also says that your lens is dirty, but he has the equipment to clean it for you if you would allow it."