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* At one point, Mari ends up so flummoxed by the [[PlotHole unexplained existence]] of Jayden's ARI glasses and withdrawal-induced hallucinations, she actually starts to wonder if the glasses are completely imaginary and Jayden's hallucinating the whole thing - if only because it makes about as much sense as anything else in the game.

* Things only get more confusing when Lucas starts experiencing visions of dead people telling him to search for answers in Mayan culture, only to be attacked by statues of angels - prompting Mari to declare that they're in an episode of ''Series/DoctorWho'' and the Weeping Angels are back. Also, the two are so simultaneously bewildered and bored that they just start talking about their two differing approaches to ''VideoGame/AlienIsolation'' and whether or not you can return games anymore - before eventually deciding that the angels represent David Cage's famous emotions. Eventually, after more in-game gibbering about superpowers and Mayans, Mari gives up and declares that [[MemeticPsycho Lucas is just crazy]].

* Things only get more confusing when Lucas starts experiencing visions of dead people telling him to search for answers in Mayan culture, only to be attacked by statues of angels - prompting Mari to declare that they're in an episode of ''Series/DoctorWho'' and the Weeping Angels are back. Also, the two are so simultaneously bewildered and bored that they just start talking about their two differing approaches to ''VideoGame/AlienIsolation'' and whether or not you can return games anymore - before eventually deciding that the angels represent David Cage's famous emotions. Eventually, after more in-game gibbering about superpowers and Mayans, Mari gives up and declares that [[MemeticMutation Lucas is just crazy]].

* Mari's utter disappointment over [[ButThouMust not being able to arrest Lucas]], even though nothing he says makes sense even within the context of the game.

** Also in this scene, Mari speculates that this scene is all in Lucas' head, and in reality he's running around on a rooftop and fighting with nobody like Star Wars Kid, all while the Indigo Child stands off to the side wondering what the creepy-looking pedophile who just kidnapped her is doing now.

* Not long after, the two finally get to meet the Internet, AKA the Purple Clan - a glowing wireframe monster who represents an A.I. uprising. Stacy and Mari are ''overjoyed.''

* The terrible sex scene.

--->No! No cat memes! Don't show theme to me! CAT MEMES! AAAARGH! HE'S SHOWING ME CAT MEMES, STACY!

* When Carla's neighbour invites himself over to share a bottle of wine with her, Stacy and Mari are immediately convinced that this is a booty call and get rather excited by the prospect of seeing [[FetishRetardant another terrible sex scene]] - and later worried that this going to result in another scene of a female character getting sexually assaulted. However, it eventually turns out that the neigbour is gay and just wanted a friendly chat. Eventually, the duo have to stop the game for a minute and explain that they're not disappointed in the guy's orientation, but in the fact that they're not getting another crappy sex scene. This is what ''Heavy Rain'' has done to them.

* In [[SeinfeldianConversation further off-topic conversations]], Lucas' attempts to hide out in his girlfriend's apartments prompts the duo to compare the matter to an episode of ''[[Creator/InvestigationDiscovery Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?]]''... and then Stacy brings up an incident in which "Brandon fucked up the pesto." Basically, Stacy's husband was being encouraged to help out in the kitchen by blending up a batch of pesto, with all the ingredients measured and prepared in advance, only for Brandon to press the ingredients down into the blender with a wooden spoon... ''[[EpicFail while the blender was running]].'' As a result, the spoon was completely ruined and the pesto was immediately filled with wood chips. Thankfully, Stacy's murderous expression prompted Brandon to clean everything out and try all over again.
** And then Stacy and Mari have to start playing again, right at the very moment that the [[YouHaveToBelieveMe totally not-insane Lucas]] [[NottHelpingYourCase begins speculating that homeless people are spying on him]]. Cue some ''very'' exasperated grumbling from the duo.

** At a loss to explain anything that's going on, the two jokingly fall back on David Cage's now-infamous emphasis on emotions in storytelling by proclaiming ''"L'emotion,"'' and "emotions are happening."

--->'''Mari:''' Now I'm from ''[[Film/TheMatrix The Maxtr]]-

** Then, once all the furniture in the apartment starts throwing itself at Lucas, Mari hits one of the logical problems of the button-prompt setup: because of the giant transparent Simon Says displays that are superimposed over the screen during action sequences, the player can't actually tell what's going on in the story, because averting your attention from the aforementioned Simon Says button prompts would mean risking a game over. As a result, Mari ''doesn't know what the hell is going on'' in this sequence, meaning Stacy has to explain it for her.

-->He's ducking to avoid a bunch of bullshit. He needs to clean his house, really. [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation I think the demon's just trying to help him out]]: "you need to move these boxes, here, let me help you..."

** In the final section, having ended up in the "Destroyed Dreams" pathway, the two are reduced to near-total silence by the terrifying atmosphere and the stress of being hunted down by [[EvilTwin Nightmare!Thomas]], and eventually have to apologize on the grounds that "we're trying to survive, here!"

* Despite finding Emily unbearable at the start of the game for her abuse of Matt and Jess, the two quickly [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap rally around her]] once it turns out she survived the near-fatal drop from the radio tower [[spoiler: and Matt's death at the hands of a Wendigo]], and are immediately impressed with the [[TookALevelInBadass amazing boost in competency and survival skills]] she displays - even comparing her to ''Lara Croft.'' This culminates with Mari declaring that Matt really was useless if Emily's doing so well without him.

* The encounter with the Pyro Guy. First of all, when Chris initially suspects the mystery visitor knocking on the door to be Jessica, even though she was killed by having her jaw ripped off earlier in the game, Mari and Stacy decide to make fun of this by joking that Jessica really has returned alive, somehow surviving despite missing her entire lower jaw, and have good fun mimicking her now-incomprehensible speech. And then the Pyro Guy explains that the real threat on the mountain is [[spoiler: a Wendigo]]. The next few seconds of dialog are drowned out by [[IKnewIt Stacy and Mari]] ''[[IKnewIt roaring]]'' [[IKnewIt in triumph]].

'''Mari:''' [[AC: "No, no, no, you wanna eat your friend, Jess!"]] "Uh, no, I'm not, like, that kind of girl..." [[AC: "No, no, no, I mean actually eat her flesh!"]] "Oh, right. I'm not that hungry right now, though." [[AC: Give it a few days...]]\\

'''Stacy:''' [[AC: Don't you like chicken wings? It's pretty much the same thing.]]\\

'''Stacy:''' [[AC: Shit.]]

* The voyage to [[EldritchOceanAbyss the Abyss]] is pure nightmare fuel, but Stacy and Mari manage to make it funny due to the fact that they spend most of the journey nope-ing out about almost everything: the moment they hear a roar in the distance, [[DontAskJustRun they don't even bother looking and just run for the nearest shelter]], and spend the next few seconds panicking over how big the damn thing must be; after finding that the path ahead has no lights, they frantically hurry back to the nearest control station without saying a word; after acquiring a robot to light the path ahead, the two almost explode with dread when it looks like its spotlights are failing; then, when their robotic helper gets eaten by the Leviathan, Mari once again sprints for cover, reciting "[[MadnessMantra I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know...]]"

** Upon leaving the cave, Mari immediately spots another one of the lights marking the path ahead... only to discover to late that it's actually [[AlluringAnglerFish a giant angler fish]]. Cue ''massive'' scream, followed by the two laughing about how the monster managed to fool them even after how scared and jumpy they've been for most of the journey.

* From the same episode, Carla and Tyler have a [[WithFriendsLikeThese "friendly"]] boxing match that becomes so violent it crosses the line into assault, to the point that Stacy and Mari worry that Tyler is going to end up with a concussion. Quite apart from the growing incredulity of the duo, there's a point in which Carla goes so far as to give him [[GroinAttack a full-strength kick in the nads]] - whereupon Mari interrupts himself with a shriek of "OH MY GOD, HIS PENIS!"

* Once again, a spoiler is revealed to them in advance - except where it got them even less invested in ''Heavy Rain,'' in this case it actually gets Stacy and Mari excited about the game. The spoiler? [[ItMakesSenseInContext Getting to punch out the Internet]].

* After witnessing Tyler taking a leak in the bathroom crime scene, Mari provides an open letter to "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment men with penises]] who go to the bathroom and [[BerserkButton don't wash their hands]]," during which Stacy tries to play devil's advocate and Mari hammers down on men touching their sweaty penises then not washing their hands. For added comedy, she tries to continue this speech, only to get tripped up by the weird controls and disruptive camera angles, prompting her to let out a snarl of "[[{{Angrish}} UUUUAAAAAGH!]] This guy..."

** Upon leaving the cave, Mari immediately spots another one of the lights marking the path ahead... only to discover to late that it's actually [[AlluringAnglerFish a giant angler fish]]. Cue ''massive'' scream, followed by the two laughing about how the monster managing to fool them even after how scared and jumpy they've been for most of the journey.

* This foray into David Cage's first game does not mince words: the first line in the Let's Play features Mari making fun of the fact that the main menu uses the term "new '''''[[YouKeepUsingThatWord movie]]'''''" in place of "new game." After an entire playthrough of ''Heavy Rain,'' the two are more than familiar with Cage's directorial quirks, and are fully prepared to make fun of it in earnest.

* Sometimes, the rather unconventional camera angles in the game cause some particularly hilarious mistakes.

* The encounter with the robot convinced it's really a human named Carl Semken - mainly because Mari begins to get [[{{Robosexual}} very interested in getting into a relationship with him]], prompting Stacy to remark that this seems a little too much like pity sex.

* During episode 8 of the same Let's play, Mari's reaction to seeing that Terry Akers ripped out his own eyes and left them on the floor is to grab one of the eyes and start dancing around singing "Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers?"

* As soon as they awaken in Pathos II, the two are simultaneously terrified and pissed off at being terrified; as a result, Mari spends most of the first episode grumbling at David Mushii - who is believed to have sent Simon into a terrifying simulated reality [[spoiler: {- and Stacy, who suggested they play this game in the first place.

-->'''Mari:''' And now they're gonna be like "[[AC: You're super hungry right now!]]" And we're like "well, we got nuts and stuff for snacks." [[AC: "No, no, no, you wanna like eat your friends!"]] \\

'''Mari:''' [[AC: "No, no, no, you wanna eat your friend, Jess!" "Uh, no, I'm not, like, that kind of girl..." [[AC: "No, no, no, I mean actually eat her flesh!"]] "Oh, right. I'm not that hungry right now, though." [[AC: Give it a few days...]]\\
'''Stacy:''' [[AC: "Just wait. She'll taste delicious."\\

* After meeting Jessica - [[LovableAlphaBitch a blonde cheerleader-type with her hair in pigtails]] - Mari ''immediately'' declares that she's gonna be the first to die. [[spoiler: Doubly amusing is the fact that, due to mistakes made during the big chase in Chapter 4, Jessica really is the first member of the group to get killed off.]] Also, when Jessica's re-introduced in Chapter 1, Mari is immediately unnerved by the weird grin on her face during the freeze-frame introduction and declares her to be insane; for added fun, Stacy is annoyed by this because Mari had already gotten unnerved by the [[MemeticMolester skeevy-looking grin]] Chris was wearing in his introduction, and worries that she's going to do this for every character in the game.

** "So I'm a bad bitch, am I? [InsultBackfire Well, I'm okay with that!]]"
** Comes to a head in Emily's escape from [[spoiler: Hannah the Wendigo]], in which she manages to outrun the threat through a mixture of quick-thinking and resources, finishing off with her jumping out of the monster's grip and sliding down a high-wire to safety. Mari's awestruck screams have to be heard to be believed:

-->'''Stacy:''' Pull trigger to rub butt-cheeks!

* After discovering that only twelve of the thirty miners survived being trapped by the cave-in, [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty most likely by eating the other eighteen]], Mari snarks that this is a ''lot'' for them to have eaten, even giving each survivor two dead bodies each - treating the whole cannibalism issue as though it was just bad dieting! "Once you go past two, you're just bored-eating."

* By now suspecting that Josh is a serial killer in disguise, the two begin doing as many nice things as possible for him so as to avoid his wrath. Then they start panicking as they descend into the lodge's CreepyBasement, and speculate that Josh will be waiting for [[EnsembleDarkHorse Sam]], ominously whispering "[[YouWillBeSpared Only you.]] [[BecauseYouWereNiceToMee Only you.]] [[VillainousCrush You will be my QUEEEEEN!]]" [[spoiler: Again, they're partly right about Josh being a bad guy.]]