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** And at the third time they examine The Events Of The Past, Mari ''correctly'' guesses that [[spoiler: that the true villains of the game are Wendigos.]]

* By now suspecting that Josh is a serial killer in disguise, the two begin panicking as they descend into the lodge's CreepyBasement, and speculate that Josh will be waiting for [[EnsembleDarkHorse Sam]], ominously whispering "[[YouWillBeSpared Only you. Only you.]] [[VillainousCrush You will be my QUEEEEEN!]]" [[spoiler: Again, they're partly right about Josh being a bad guy.]]

* After meeting Jessica - [[LovableAlphaBitch a blonde-cheerleader type with her hair in pigtails]] - Mari ''immediately'' declares that she's gonna be the first to die. [[spoiler: Doubly amusing is the fact that, due to mistakes made during the big chase in Chapter 4, Jessica really is the first member of the group to get killed off.]]

* More than once, the duo's efforts to make jokes to ease the tension are derailed by jumpscares or genuinely creepy discoveries, resulted in some pretty funny reactions. In one case, Mari tries to make light of blood on the edge of the bathroom vanity by claiming that [[PlayerCharacter Thomas]] was trimming his pubes in the skin... only for a close-up shot to reveal that the sink is ''full'' of blood and teeth - prompting both Stacy and Mari to let out ''perfectly-synchronized yells of alarm.''

* After meeting Jessica - a blonde-cheerleader type with her hair in pigtails - Mari ''immediately'' declares that she's gonna be the first to die. [[spoiler: Doubly amusing is the fact that, due to mistakes made during the big chase in Chapter 4, Jessica really is the first member of the group to get killed off.]]

[[folder: Neverending Nightmares]]

[[folder: SOMA]]

* After a long rant about how, as kids, they used to leave all the lights on when they were alone in the house in order to avoid getting murdered by a ghost, the two eventually find themselves in a ''pitch-black room.'' In the end, they're so spooked out by the darkness and the unnerving noises on the soundtrack, they have to exit.
** A little while later, they find a candle... and are immediately consumed with dread over the fact that they have to return to the dark room.
** Initially horrified by the discovery of a perfect duplicate of Thomas lying dead in said room, Stacy and Mari soon crack up upon noticing Thomas' lack of reaction, and start making jokes about how he's suppressing everything... only to be immediately consumed with dread all over again upon leaving the room and discovering that [[FromBadToWorse the corridor outside has gone dark as well]].
* While Stacy cringes in horror in disgust at the sight of [[SelfHarm Thomas ripping the veins out of his arm]] before waking up again, Mari is... more succinct.
->WHAT. THE FUCK. ''(giggling)'' The fuck?

* In their first podcast of 2016, Mari and Stacy give VideoGame/TheOrder1886 the dubious honor of "best game if you don't pay attention anything that they're saying and doing and just look at them and [[ShippingGoggles insert a lot of sexual tension]]."
* In the final "Life Is Strange" episode, Mari and Stacy begins discussing the concept of crying and why it's okay to do which begins with a real scientific explanation of how it works. It soon ends with Mari joking in a serious tone that it's due sadness why tears taste so good. Mari takes her seriously and is deeply disturbed.
--> '''Mari''' And that's why other people tears taste so good cause you can taste their sadness.
--> '''Stacy:''' What!
--> '''Mari:''' (Confused) What! What! What! What!
--> '''Stacy:''' When did you taste other people's tears!?
--> '''Mari:''' (Burst Out laughing) It was a joke. Is it though?
--> Beat/ Stunted Silence
--> '''Mari:''' (Burst out laughing) It's a joke I swear.
* If you finish watching their entire playlist for Episode 1 of VideoGame/LifeIsStrange and finish listening to their theories, it's funny to scroll down to the comment section to see fans freaking out months later over how Mari and Stacy pretty much called everything from the beginning.
* Mari utterly freaks out after Stacy unwittingly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_QCcIE1PLs&t=10m24s kills a virtual ballerina in a VR game]].
* After talking seriously about the morality of killing in ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheTombRaider'', they completely abandon it and spend the rest of the game gleefully killing everyone they can and talking about how much fun murder is. Might also be a TakeThat to the idea of MurderSimulators.
** Likewise Stacy's theory that the reason [[spoiler:the Deathless Ones]] never left their city, even though it would have gotten very boring in Kitezh, is that they were all having an orgy.
* The relentless piss-taking of ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', especially once [[CloudCuckooLander David Cage]]'s distinctive directorial quirks set in.
** Early on, Mari notes that Ethan's wife is mourning for Jason even though Ethan took the full brunt of the oncoming car, and Stacy replies that "once you have children, your spouse doesn't matter anymore. [...] He's just a sperm donor at this point."
** The opening credits leave Mari overwhelmed with questions about all the children seen randomly playing in the street, along with a complaint that it's hard to feel sorry for Jason for [[DeathOfAChild blundering into traffic]]... only to suddenly end up ''even more bewildered'' by the repeated motif of complete strangers standing in the rain and staring teary-eyed into the camera.

** Upon seeing Ethan waking up in the rain with an Origami figure in his hand, Mari concludes that he's actually a [[Film/BladeRunner Replicant]].
** The duo's hysterical astonishment over Norman Jayden's [[AugmentedReality ARI]] [[CoolShades glasses]], leading to giggled demands to know precisely when the game is set [[note]]2011[[/note]] and claims that "this is what Google Glass could have been!"
*** Eventually, this leads into a hilarious warning from Mari to avoid dating guys who own a collection of Oakleys sunglasses, citing it as a sure sign of said boyfriend being a complete and total tool. She also recommends that anyone in possession of an Oakleys collection change their ways while there's still time. For good measure, this segues into a skit in which collection owners end up seeing the Lets Play and then hurry off to the Oakley forums (AKA [=OakleyChan=]) to warn the members that someone's cracked the secret code of Masculine Douches.
** In a series-wide RunningGag, Stacy and Mari's growing amusement over the fact that almost ''none'' of the game's characters can correctly pronounce the word "Origami," instead mangling it into "Orrygammy." For good measure, the only character to get it right is Scott Shelby, [[spoiler: who turns out to be the Origami Killer.]]
** The drama of Shaun's disappearance is promptly [[{{Narm}} undermined]] by the slackjawed ThousandYardStare Ethan pulls while suffering a fugue state - and again when he wakes up to find himself just about to be run over by a truck, prompting Stacy to declare "''Heavy Rain:'' A Game In Which You Can Be A Complete Derp."
** [[TokenFemale Madison]]'s [[MsFanservice introduction]] immediately results in a cavalcade of irritated questions over how rich Madison must be if she can heat her [[FriendsRentControl massive loft apartment]] to the point that she can just wander around almost-naked. This leads to further annoyance over the fact that Madison drinks glass-bottled sparkling water - or, as Mari puts it, "she's one of ''those'' people." Later continued at the motel, when Madison arrives on a classic motorbike and Mari comments "I swear to god, if she's a waitress, I'm gonna be pissed."
** The extended "stopped time" hallucination sequence at the train station prompts Mari to conclude that Ethan is, in fact, an [[Franchise/XMen X-Man]].
** The two quickly declare [[HardboiledDetective Scott]] [[NiceGuy Shelby]] to be the only character in the entire game they actually like, later prompting them to theorize that [[AngelUnaware he's actually an angel of some kind]]. Also, they remark on how disappointed they'd be if it turned out that Scott turned out to be the Origami Killer, citing the fact that his hands are too big to make origami figures. [[spoiler: Guess who Scott turns out to be? For good measure, a commenter spoils the reveal for them well in advance, leaving them even more annoyed at the game's dodgy writing.]]
** In a prelude to another extended critique of the game's treatment of Madison, Mari remarks "[[BlatantLies I hate to complain]] - [[ImmediateSelfContradiction actually I don't hate to complain]], I ''love'' to complain..."
** Stacy and Mari ''completely lose it'' during the chase scene when Miroslav Korta [[{{Narm}} starts throwing live chickens at Jayden]], prompting the two of them to hysterically ask why live chickens would be for sale at a grocery store. [[note]] It's actually a farmer's market, but that isn't made clear anywhere except the chapter menu.[[/note]]
** Sometimes, the rather unconventional camera angles in the game cause some particularly hilarious mistakes.
--->'''Mari:''' [''while trying to navigate Scott's apartment''] How do I get to the front door? [''opens a door''] [[NoSenseOfDirection I'm in the bathroom]]! [''everyone cracks up'']
--->'''Stacy:''' HOW DID I GET HERE?!
** After taking note of how the Origami Killer contacts the fathers of the missing kids and gets them to participate in his death traps in the hopes of rescuing them, Stacy and Mari wonder why the killer only contacts the dads... and come to the conclusion that it's because the dads would naturally insist that ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself and go off on a Creator/JohnWayne-style [[TestosteronePoisoning lone wolf fantasy]]. If the killer sent his letters to the mothers, [[WomenAreWiser they'd go straight to the police]] and the killer would be caught ''immediately.''
** Following at least two scenes of Madison treating Ethan's wounds - [[StrangledByTheRedString and apparently developing a relationship with him]] - after just meeting him a couple of scenes ago, Stacy and Mari come up with the theory that Madison is actually the Origami Killer and using the kidnapping of children in order to hook up with their fathers.
** While genuinely disturbed by the events of the Lizard Trial, Stacy and Mari immediately crack up when they realize that the next clue to Shaun's location was right under the table - meaning that Ethan could have skipped the entire trial if only he'd taken a split-second glance under the table he was sitting at, [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption which he didn't]].
** At one point, Mari ends up so flummoxed by the [[PlotHole unexplained existence]] of Jayden's ARI glasses and withdrawal-induced hallucinations, she actually starts to wonder if the glasses are completely imaginary and Jayden's hallucinating the whole thing - if only because it makes about as much sense as anything else in the game.
** Part 13. All of it. More specifically, it kicks off with the reveal that, in order to convince Stacy and Mari that ''Heavy Rain'' really is good, [[InsaneTrollLogic fans have decided to spoil the entire story for them]]. As a result, Part 13 is titled "Complaining A Lot," and consists mainly of the two dissecting just about every bit of stupidity they've encountered so far, and pointing out just how badly the game's aged compared to other major releases from 2010 like ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' and ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''. Why is this funny? ''Because the game seems determined to prove their point'': Mad Jack jumps Jayden before they can find any of the clues that would have normally set off the confrontation with him, [=NPCs=] talk like they've been [[Franchise/MassEffect indoctrinated]], ten-year-old kids talk like thirty-seven-year-olds, a gravedigger remarks that AStormIsComing - ''[[CaptainObvious in the middle of the pouring rain]]'' - and Lauren Winter talks like a malfunctioning robot, prompting laughter and mimicry from Mari.
** Though otherwise deadly serious, Mari's [[ReasonYouSuckSpeech utter rage]] over the "female empowerment scene" of [[DudeNotFunny Madison being forced to strip naked at gunpoint]] before knocking Paco out with a lamp does offer up a few gems.
*** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext We like consenting boobs]]! Is that too much to ask?"
*** Among other things, she points out the double standard that, where Madison has been harassed, assaulted and almost raped throughout the game, none of the male characters have ever been subjected to ''this'' brand of treatment. For example though Ethan was forced to [[spoiler: [[{{Fingore}} slice his finger off]] ]], he didn't have to do so naked with the camera focusing on his asshole or erect penis while a female character laughed creepily in the background.
*** Also, she gets extremely annoyed at the choir of supporters trying to change their minds.
---->Everyone's like, "ugh, you guys missed so much," and I'm like "[[DeadpanSnarker Oh yeah? How many rape scenes did we miss?]]"
*** The follow-up scene, in which Madison torture Paco by crushing his balls with her bare hands... which, as Mari points out, looks as though Madison has reached too far and started fingering his butthole.

** The response to the [[FetishRetardant infamous sex scene]]; due to the assorted memes surrounding ''Heavy Rain,'' Stacy and Mari were well aware that there was a terrible sex scene in the game during the previous chapters, and practically rejoice at the sight of it. While cracking over Mari's inability to work the awkward controls, they not only draw attention to the fact that Ethan and Madison are wasting precious time while Ethan's son ''is literally drowning in a gutter,'' but the fact that the wanted fugitive and the renegade journalist [[WhatAnIdiot haven't even bothered to shut their motel room door while they screw!]] And in the aftermath, upon discovering that Ethan's thoughts indicate that he plans to leave while Madison is still asleep, the two just about die laughing.
--->'''Stacy:''' So realistic that you can fuck a girl and then leave before she wakes up! This is real life!
--->'''Mari:''' [[ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself But he has to do it on his own]], Stacy! He's a ''dad!'' He's a ''guy!'' Oh... my god. This is so stupid.

** After taking note of how the Origami Killer contacts the fathers of the missing kids and gets them to participate in his death traps in the hopes of rescuing them, Stacy and Mari wonder why the killer only contacts the dads... and come to the conclusion that it's because the dads would naturally insist that ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimSelf and go off on a Creator/JohnWayne-style [[TestosteronePoisoning lone wolf fantasy]]. If the killer sent his letters to the mothers, [[WomenAreWiser they'd go straight to the police]] and the killer would be caught ''immediately.''

*** Also, she gets extremely annoyed at the choir of [[FanDumb supporters]] trying to change their minds.

** When Jayden arrives at the club moments later to interrogate Paco, Mari suggests that the only way the game can possibly redeem itself now is if Jayden strips down and gives Paco "the craziest lapdance of his life" in exchange for the info... only for Stacy to suggest that Jayden should make ''[[FanDisservice Paco]]'' strip down. Mari even suggests that the scene should conclude with the player using the motion controls to perform the helicopter dick. And just to put the cherry on the hilarity sundae, the two of them are carrying on this debate while pointedly ignoring the splitscreen shot of Paco being shot dead by the Origami Killer.

** When Jayden arrives at the club moments later to interrogate Paco, Mari suggests that the only way the game can possibly redeem itself now is if Jayden strips down and gives Paco "the craziest lapdance of his life" in exchange for the info... only for Stacy to suggest that Jayden should make ''[[FanDisservice Paco]]'' strip down.

** While genuinely disturbed by [[{{Fingore}} the events]] of the Lizard Trial, Stacy and Mari immediately crack up when they realize that the next clue to Shaun's location was right under the table - meaning that Ethan could have skipped the entire trial if only he'd taken a split-second glance under the table he was sitting at, [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption which he didn't]].

** Part 13. All of it. More specifically, it kicks off with the reveal that, in order to convince Stacy and Mari that ''Heavy Rain'' really is good, [[InsaneTrollLogic fans have decided to spoil the entire story for them]]. As a result, Part 13 is titled "Complaining A Lot," and consists mainly of the two dissecting just about every bit of stupidity they've encountered so far, and pointing out just how badly the game's aged compared to other major releases from 2010 like ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' and ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''. Why is this funny? ''Because the game seems determined to prove their point'': Mad Jack jumps Jayden before they can find any of the clues that would have normally set off the confrontation with him, [=NPCs=] talk like they've been [[Franchise/MassEffect indoctrinated]], ten-year-old kids talk like thirty-seven-year-olds, a gravedigger remarks that AStormIsComing - ''[[CaptainObvious in the middle of the pouring rain]]'' - and Lauren Winter talks like a malfunctioning robot, prompting laughter and mimicry from Mari.

** [''while trying to navigate Scott's apartment''] "How do I get to the front door? [[NoSenseOfDirection I'm in the bathroom]]!" [''everyone cracks up'']

** Following at least two scenes of Madison treating Ethan's wounds - and apparently developing a relationship with him - after just meeting him a couple of scenes ago, Stacy and Mari come up with the theory that Madison is actually the Origami Killer and using the kidnapping of children in order to hook up with their fathers.

** After taking note of how the Origami Killer contacts the fathers of the missing kids and gets them to participate in his death traps in the hopes of rescuing them, Stacy and Mari wonder why the killer only contacts the dads... and come to the conclusion that it's because the dads would naturally insist that ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimSelf and go off on a Creator/JohnWayne-style [[TestosteronePoisoning lone wolf fantasy]]. If the killer sent his letters to the mothers, [[WomenAreWiser they'd go straight to the police]] and the killer would be caught ''immediately.''

** In a prelude to another extended critique of the game's treatment of Madison, Mari remarks "[[BlatanttLies I hate to complain]] - [[ImmediateSelfContradiction actually I don't hate to complain]], I ''love'' to complain..."

** The drama of Shaun's disappearance is promptly [[{{Narm}} undermined]] by the slackjawed ThousandYardStare Ethan pulls while suffering a fugue state - and again when he wakes up to find himself just about to be run over by a truck, prompting Stacy to declare "''Heavy Rain:'' A Game In Which You Can Be A Complete Derp."

** The opening credits leave Mari overwhelmed with questions about all the children seen randomly playing in the street, along with a complaint that it's hard to feel sorry for Jason for blundering into traffic... only to suddenly end up ''even more bewildered'' by the repeated motif of complete strangers standing in the rain and staring teary-eyed into the camera.

** Upon seeing Ethan waking up in the rain with an Origami figure in his hand, Mari concludes that he's actually a [[Film/BladeRunner Replicant]].

** Likewise Stacy's theory that the reason [[spoiler:the Deathless Ones]] never left their city, even though it would have gotten very boring in Kitezh, is that they were all having an orgy.

* If you finish watching their entire playlist for Episode 1 of LifeIsStrange and finish listening to their theories, it's funny to scroll down to the comment section to see fans freaking out months later over how Mari and Stacy pretty much called everything from the beginning.

* Mari utterly freaks out after Stacy unwittingly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_QCcIE1PLs&t=10m24s kills a virtual ballerina in a VR game]].

* If you finish watching their entire playlist for Episode 1 of LifeIsStrange and finish listening to their theories, it's funny to scroll down to the comment section to see fans freaking out months later over how Mari and Stacy pretty much called everything from the beginning.

--> '''Mari:''' (Burst out laughing) It's a joke I swear.

--> '''Mari:''' What! What!

--> '''Mari:''' (Burst Out laughing) It was a joke.

* In the final "Life Is Strange" episode, Mari and Stacy begins discussing the concept of crying and why it's okay to do which begins with a real scientific explanation of how it works. It soon ends with Mari joking in a serious tone that it's due sadness why tears taste so good. Mari takes her seriously and is deeply disturbed.

* In their first podcast of 2016, Mari and Stacy give VideoGame/TheOrder1886 the dubious honor of "best game if you don't pay attention anything that they're saying and doing and just look at them and [[ShippingGoggles insert a lot of sexual tension]]."

* During episode 8 of the same Let's play, Mari's reaction to seeing that Terry Akers ripped out his own eyes and left them on the floor is to grab one of the eyes and start dancing around singing "Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers?"

* During episode 8 of their ''VideoGame/{{SOMA}}'' Let's play, Mari's reaction to seeing that Terry Akers ripped out his own eyes and left them on the floor is to grab one of the eyes and start dancing around singing "Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers?"

* During episode 7 of their ''VideoGame/{{SOMA}}'' Let's play, Mari's reaction to seeing that Terry Akers ripped out his own eyes and left them on the floor is to grab one of the eyes and start dancing around singing "Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers?"