History Funny / GarthMarenghisDarkplace

--> '''Garth Marenghi:''' Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood!? Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Blood]]. [[RunningGag Blood]]. [[OverlyLongGag Blood]]. (Checks line)...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And bits of sick]].

-> '''Garth Marenghi:''' Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood!? Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Blood]]. [[RunningGag Blood]]. [[OverlyLongGag Blood]]. (Checks line)...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And bits of sick]].

* When Dag goes out alone to face the Scotch Mist, he is attacked by a set of bagpipes. The pipes latch onto him, steal his trousers and turn his hair ginger.

* "That thing's a potential killer! Look at these lab results!" ''[[ViewersAreMorons *points at piece of paper with "POTENTIAL KILLER" written on it*]]''

** Adding to it is the fact that he uses several curse words that would sound intimidating if his acting matched the character. However, the fact that the actor uses a deeper version of Ayoade's [[{{Series/TheITCrowd}} Maurice Moss]] voice makes any would-be tough lines fall so flat to hilariously-awkward effect!

* [[spoiler:[[TheFunInFuneral Larry Renwick's funeral]]]] in "Once Upon A Beginning". [[spoiler:Renwick bursts out of his coffin, in spite of the fact that in the previous scene he had exploded, but somehow survived as a disembodied head until Dag granted him a MercyKill.]] Dag pushes [[spoiler:Renwick's grieving mother]] aside, even shooting her in the shoulder, before pumping [[BottomlessMagazines an unholy number of magnum rounds]] into [[spoiler:Renwick]], while Reed supports him with his shotgun, after which he uses a ''[[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]'' to [[NoKillLikeOverkill finish the job]]. To cap it all off, Sanchez simply states "[[CaptainObvious Well, that'll stop him]]."

* StephenMerchant as the chef meets a sticky end:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ByUwUgq94 Goddamn sonofabitch]].

** Not only that, but the footage of Reed and his shotgun is badly edited it, to the point that every time it cuts back to Dag, Reed is standing behind him doing nothing.

* [[TheFunInFuneral Larry Renwick's funeral]]. Renwick bursts out of his coffin, in spite of the fact that in the previous scene he had exploded, but somehow survived as a disembodied head until Dag granted him a MercyKill. Dag pushes Renwick's grieving mother aside, even shooting her in the shoulder, before pumping [[BottomlessMagazines an unholy number of magnum rounds]] into Renwick, while Reed supports him with his shotgun, after which he uses a ''[[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]'' to [[NoKillLikeOverkill finish the job]]. To cap it all off, Sanchez simply states "[[CaptainObvious Well, that'll stop him]]."

* Sanchez is accosted by a [[ItMakesSenseInContext telekinetically levitated iron]]. He draws his pistol and shoots it. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard His own weapon suddenly comes to life]]. Sanch throws the weapon down, stamps on it and ''draws another pistol'' with which to shoot the first pistol.

* [[TheFunInFuneral Larry Renwick's funeral]]. Renwick bursts out of his coffin, in spite of the fact that in the previous scene he had exploded, but somehow survived as a disembodied head until Dag granted him a MercyKill. Dag pushes Renwick's grieving mother aside, even shooting her in the shoulder, before pumping [[BottomlessMagazines an unholy number of magnum rounds]] into Renwick, while Reed supports him with his shotgun, after which he uses a ''[[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]'' to [[NoKillLikeOverkill finish the job]]. To cap it all off, Sanchez simply states "Well, that'll stop him."

* [[TheFunInFuneral Larry Renwick's funeral]]. Renwick bursts out of his coffin, in spite of the fact that in the previous scene he had exploded, but somehow survived as a disembodied head until Dag granted him a MercyKill. Dag pushes Renwick's grieving mother aside, even shooting her in the shoulder, before pumping [[BottomlessMagazines an unholy number of magnum rounds]] into Renwick, while Reed supports him with his shotgun, after which he uses a ''[[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]'' to [[NoKillLikeOverkill finish the job]]. To cap it all, Sanchez simply states "Well, that'll stop him."

* [[TheFunInFuneral Larry Renwick's funeral]]. Renwick bursts out of his coffin, in spite of the fact that in the previous scene he had exploded, but somehow survived as a disembodied head until Dag granted him a MercyKill. Dag pushes Renwick's grieving mother aside, even shooting her in the shoulder, before pumping [[BottomlessMagazines an unholy number of magnum rounds]] into Renwick, which Reed supports him with his shotgun, after which he uses a ''[[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]'' to [[NoKillLikeOverkill finish the job]]. To cap it all, Sanchez simply states "Well, that'll stop him."

* [[BadBadActing Any]] [[DullSurprise of]] [[DaChief Thornton Reed's]] [[GoshDangItToHeck rants]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MsYislXJg Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper]], indeed.

* Sanchez is accosted by a [[ItMakesSenseInContext telekinetically levitated iron]]. He draws his pistol and shoots it. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard His own weapon suddenly comes to life]]. Sanch throws the weapon down, stamps on it and ''draws another pistol'' with which to shoot the first pistol.