History Funny / FurryFightChronicles

* As it turns out, the meeting is on a strip club. Muko reveals what happens when her WeaksauceWeakness goes UpToEleven when she undergoes a LustfulMelt that is noticed when a stripper steps on her. The stripper [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves as soon as she sees Muko.]]

''Furry Fight Chronicles'' is a ProWrestling comic, but it also has a bit of {{Animesque}} side when the protagonist is a perverted bunny who wants to become a female pro-wrestler to grope other girls and her manager is a squirrel whose shady business practices left her unemployed for two years and so desperate for money that she'll hire a complete amateur to get a match. [[SarcasmMode Yep, it'll be smooth sailing from here.]]

** Saniko asks Cookie to talk with Muko since she's been in an HeroicBSOD for weeks. Cookie initially refuses out of guilt and shame. How does Saniko convince her? [[BigSisterInstinct She threatens to sue her for making Muko fight bikers and participate into a match despite her lack of experience.]] Cookie then gladly goes to their apartment to talk with Muko.
* What's Cookie and Muko's first meeting after weeks following Muko's TenMinuteRetirement ? Cookie enters Muko's room and finds her in the middle of [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown masturbating to Internet porn.]] The next page shows their shocked, blushing, horrified faces before Muko kicks Cookie out of her room.

** Muko does it again when Kalita slams her head inside a bowl of soup and throws her to the ground, which causes Kalita to go into such an UnstoppableRage that she forgets to zip her suit. Soon after, Muko takes joy in realizing that Kalita is ''on top of her'', and thus the fox [[RageBreakingPoint foregoes any sense of composure]]. Muko could be taken to be a few things but a fast learner isn't one of them.

* After Nyarai has an [[DoesNotLikeMen "all men are the same"]] moment after dealing with the hippo asshole, [[ImStandingRightHere the male manager Shun responds that]] not all men are like that, and Nyarai changes the topic of discussion immediately.

* Continuing from the end of the previous chapter, Cookie notices that Muko's hair got longer and Muko proudly lampshades that she got a NextTierPowerUp that will allow her to beat Kalita. RealityEnsues when Kalita wins with a OneHitKill to boot!

** The performance of the contest is based on audience applause. What did Snuggly and Paipu get? [[EpicFail Zero applause.]] [[RealityEnsues A crossdressing man was definitely going to be a turn off for those who came to see idol singers.]]

--->'''Fidah''': (cheerfully talks about her dream) When I grow up, I'll be a pilot!/
'''Kalita''': (bored) That's rad.

** While she's being a PoliticallyIncorrectHero due to being InnocentlyInsensitive since she's not used to talking with transgendered people, Ida still shows a desire to date Daikarin. Cue to Cookie snapping at her, asking why Daikarin would date her with an expression of outrage and jealousy.

* Nyarai remembers Mellow as one of [[ThoseTwoGuys Muko's only two fans]] and gives him and Harry an EmbarrassingNickname each since she didn't know their names in the first place. Harry is fish face and Mellow is square face.
** For extra humor, Nyarai refers to Mellow as "square-face" every time she addresses him, clearly liking the nickname.

* Cookie [[OcularGushers cries a river of tears after Daikarin compliments her for her decision at Trilamity Day.]]
** For extra bonus, Daikarin pets Cookie's head while Muko cheers. The narration even refers to them as Cookie's Fan Club.

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** Really, just how much of an ass the hippo was loops back to being funny. Under normal circumstances he'd be a cookie-cutter HateSink because of his riches and FantasticRacism to Wilds, but since he's dealing with [[BullyingADragon a professional fighter]] [[GreyAndBlackMorality managed by the equivalent of]] a {{Yakuza}}, you can see that he's merely a VeryPunchableMan instead. Or [[GettingTheBoot Very Kickable Man]], in this case.
* After Nyarai has an [[DoesNotLikeMen "all men are the same"]] moment after dealing with the hippo asshole, [[ImStandingRightHere the male manager Shun responds that]] not all men are like that, though Nyarai changes the topic of discussion immediately.

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[[caption-width-right:247:Cookie and Muko establishing their comedy dynamic. For the record, this is the first time Cookie says her {{Catchphrase}} and it won't be the last.]]

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[[caption-width-right:225:Nothing snaps you out of depression better than the mutual embarrassment of finding someone with their pants down.]]

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[[caption-width-right:207:A high stakes gamble featuring the comedic dynamic of Muko, Cookie, and Kalita at a casino. The stakes include Kalita betting Cookie's money against her will, Cookie having bad luck at gambling, and Muko having a bad idea of how gambling works. HilarityEnsues long before Muko made the call.]]

* Kalita being annoyed at being the only one of the group with a driver's license, forcing her to drive all the way to the Fortune Factory in a van that's very cramped with her, Muko, Cookie, and Daikarin inside.

* Muko gives the TitleDrop of the chapter by citing a quote that Cookie said earlier, with her assumption that a match can take place anywhere. Cookie then tries to clarify to Muko what she meant, albeit on deaf bunny ears.
* Muko takes a moment to make peace with her former maids, explaining that as much as they don't like her, she always found them charming and will work to save them here. [[MoodWhiplash Then she asks for a pair of panties as a thank-you gift.]] [[BigNo Their response isn't that big of a stretch.]] Next, Kalita demands Muko fight her as Muko is walking up to the maids to insist on her offer, as they huddle up more terrified of Muko than the bikers themselves.

* [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Muko]] going back into her heroic-speech mode, and Kalita's followers promoting Kalita as a OneWomanArmy as if she were a Combagal, much to her dismay. In response, Cookie takes the chance to promote Muko by having her strike a cool pose and do a costume change, with her own hammy introduction.
-->'''[[SurroundedByIdiots Kalita]]:''' ''(taking a smoke with a deadpan expression that just '''screams''' "How the hell did I get into this mess?")'' …Geez. Are we done with the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] exposition now?

** Muko does it again when Kalita slams her head inside a bowl of soup and throws her to the ground, which causes Kalita to go into such an UnstoppableRage that she forgets to zip her suit. Soon after, Muko takes joy in realizing that Kalita is ''on top of her'', and thus the fox foregoes any sense of composure. Muko could be taken to be a few things but a fast learner isn't one of them.

** Really, just how much of an ass the hippo was loops back to being funny. Under normal circumstances he'd be a typical HateSink because of his riches and FantasticRacism to Wilds, but since he's dealing with [[BullyingADragon a professional fighter]] [[GreyAndBlackMorality managed by the equivalent of]] a {{Yakuza}}, you can see that he's merely a VeryPunchableMan instead. Or [[GettingTheBoot Very Kickable Man]], in this case.
* Nyarai [[DoesNotLikeMen complaining about men after the hippo learned not to mess with her]], causing Shun to tell her not all men are like that. One can say that he took offense to Nyarai's comment.

'''Maids:''' Such [[SuicidalOverconfidence overestimation!]]

** Once Muko notices Kalita, [[RunningGag every panel has the]] [[UnsoundEffect word constraint]] as a sound effect]] [[RunningGag while Muko is struggling to look normal due to having a large blush and trembling smile.]]

** Once Muko notices Kalita, [[RunningGag every panel has the [[UnsoundEffect word constraint]] as a sound effect]] while Muko is struggling to look normal due to having a large blush and trembling smile.

** Once Muko notices Kalita, [[RunningGag every panel has the [[UnsoundEffect word constraint as a sound effect]] while Muko is struggling to look normal due to having a large blush and trembling smile.

''Furry Fights Chronicles'' is a ProWrestling comic, but it also has a bit of {{Animesque}} side when the protagonist is a perverted bunny who wants to become a female pro-wrestler to grope other girls and her manager is a squirrel whose shady business practices left her unemployed for two years and so desperate for money that she'll hire a complete amateur to get a match.

[[caption-width-right:247:Cookie and Muko establishing their comedy dynamic. For the record, this is the first time Cookie says her Catchphrase and it won't be the last.]]

* The fact that Roora took a moment to give Fenny a wedgie as part of her NoHoldsBarredBeatdown borders on EvilIsPetty despite the seriousness of the situation.

* The fact that Fenny, the heroic artic vixen Combagal who just scored a comeback victory in this chapter was a DecoyProtagonist and the true protagonist was Muko, the rabbit fangirl who barely appeared in the chapter.

* The chapter begins with Muko quitting her job at Cafe Carrots, except the boss barely cares because Muko is such a poor worker and he considers her a good riddance. He even [[GettingTheBoot literally kicks her out of his cafe.]]
-->'''Muko:''' ''([[GenkiGirl happily soaring in the air]] after being kicked out)'' I'm free!

* Muko goes to meet Cookie, her new manager. There is just a few surprises she didn't think. One, Cookie's office is at Monyan, a soapland (a brothel with bathtubs). Two, Cookie's office is at the janitor's locker.

** Muko speaks behind her, scaring Cookie, who has a funny outburst.

*** Muko pretty much reveals that she has no education, training, or experience as a Combagal, having learned most of what she knows from magazine photos and only seeing one match, the one from the first chapter. She's also shamelessly admits that she wants to become a Combagal to grope cute girls and that the only reason she hired Cookie was that she was too lazy to enter a Combagal school to get training and education and she was too impatient to wait for her first match.

* At an extra page, Muko tells Cookie how she found all the information she needed to become a Combagal. Turns out she broke into the showers, eluding security guards to personally talk to Fenny and Roora in the process!

** Fenny and Roora's reactions to Muko and the guards staring at her. Fenny is more than happy to give all the information she needs to fulfill her dream. Roora on the other hand has a more ''blunt'' reaction.

Roora: ''(seething)'' [[GetOut GET OUT-]] ''([[MegatonPunch kicks Muko and the guards out of the showers]])'' '''ALL OF YOU!''' ''([[AmusingInjuries Muko crashes into a wall]])''

* The opening of the chapter introduces Muko's older sister Saniko, who disapproves of Muko entering into female furry fighting. She then tells Muko that she won't let her quit a good job for some fleeting passion, only for Muko to reveal she already quit, much to Saniko's shock. Muko brags that she won't come back. [[GilliganCut Cue to the next page]] showing a grumpy Muko while Cookie tries to convince her former boss to take her back.

* Muko's former boss and co-workers are not happy to see her after finding out she's the new employee Cookie asked them to hire. As it turns out Muko arrived late, left early, didn't do her job, and she also did perverted things to her former co-workers.
** Muko's NeverMyFault mentality pissing off her boss, believing that he had it against her because he hit on her and she rejected her, despite the fact that he pretty much explained that her poor work ethic is why he fired her.
* One of Muko's troubles was poor customer service. It's shown as her being [[DoesNotLikeMen socially awkward around men.]] To make matters worse, her former maids are pissed at Muko for her earlier perversions towards them and for trying to win a bet that will take their tips away. Cue to them acting extra nice to their customers and rubbing it on Cookie's face.
* Muko getting her first fan is awesome, funny, and heartwarming. First of all, he's a middle-aged fish, fired from his job, abandoned by his family, and one step from being DrivenToSuicide until Muko gives him customer service...by acting as an InnocentFanserviceGirl to him.
** While it's kind of dark, Muko's fan imagination of suicide is an ArtShift of a normal fish being hanged.
** Muko's fan getting all the patrons of the cafe interested on her. Despite that, he's the one who pays the most just to get serviced by her.

* Muko thanking Cookie for her advice pointing out that the key was being Muko, "the Combagal who plays as a maid," which causes Cookie to undergo an ArtShift that turns her into a realistic squirrel because that's the exact advice she gave Muko not too long ago.
* The extra that shows Muko's idea of training to become a Combagal. [[IKnowMortalKombat She stops playing RPG videogames and replaces them with fighting videogames instead!]]

* Cookie and the Roda Kira Gang fight over the cash register as the gang plans to use it for protection money and Cookie wants the cash since she and Muko all but won the bet. While the situation is serious, the way Cookie faces them is hilarious in both occasions.
** On the first time, one of Kalita's underlings tries to [[BatterUp break open the register with a baseball bat]] but Cookie throws herself on top of the register and protects it with her body. Cue to the underlings making fun of Cookie and her once again yelling about her size.
** Kalita tries to go after the register so Cookie gives her a DeathGlare to scare her off. RealityEnsues when Kalita casually picks the squirrel off and throws her away.
* Muko challenges Kalita to a fight. Her fan sees her courage but her fellow maids see her as suicidal.
* The first meeting between Muko and Kalita is pure gold. At first Muko is acting heroically, then MoodWhiplash kicks in as she fawns over Kalita's body, rating her a 10 out of 10. She starts to run to Kalita to fight, but she trips and grabs Kalita's breast. Cue to a MegatonPunch.
* Muko gives the TitleDrop of the chapter by citing a quote that Cookie said earlier, with her assumption that a match can take place anywhere. Cookie then yells at Muko, who's not paying attention, that she got what she said totally wrong.
* Muko tries to make peace with her former maids, but she asks for panties as payment, much to their disgust. Later, when Kalita demands Muko to fight her, Muko is close to the maids, who are hugging each other and crying, more terrified of Muko than the bikers themselves.

* Kalita's followers promoting Kalita as a OneWomanArmy as if she were a Combagal, much to her dismay. Cue to Cookie taking the chance to promote Muko by having her strike a cool pose and do a costume change.
* Muko throws a punch at Kalita, who dodges and throws her. However, it was a feint and Muko intended to distract her to [[SkewedPriorities unzip her suit to get a better view of her breasts.]] Cue to [[DefeatByModesty Kalita blushing]], especially when she sees her followers blushing in embarrassment.
** She does it again when Kalita slams her head inside a bowl of soup and throws her to the ground, which causes Kalita to go into such an UnstoppableRage that she forgets to zip her suit.

* Kalita wins the fight, but her fury was so great that she destroyed the shop, making her victory AllForNothing since the point of a ProtectionRacket is to maintain the shop intact.
* One of Muko's co-workers gives Cookie the bet's money as payment for protecting the store, leaving the blank-faced Cookie with dollar eyes. Cue Muko's boss appearing [[RealityEnsues and pointing out that they still have to point out for the damages to the store.]]

* Nyarai's introduction has her deal with an arrogant hippo customer. He's snobbish, rude, and racist towards Wilds (with Nyarai being one). The audience can very clearly see Nyarai faking a smile so the moment it breaks when he starts groping her, you can't help but smile once Nyarai kicks his face in.
** Really how much of an ass the hippo was. Under normal circumstances he'd be a HateSink because of his riches and FantasticRacism to Wilds, but since he's dealing with a professional fighter who's managed by the equivalent of a {{Yakuza}}, you can see that he's a VeryPunchableMan instead.
** The fact that Nyarai literally kicked him out of the club is pretty much an example of him GettingTheBoot for bad behavior.
* Nyarai [[DoesNotLikeMen complaining about men after the hippo learned not to mess with her,]] causing Shun to tell her not all men are like that. One can say that he took offense to Nyarai's comment.

* The opening of the chapter introduces Muko's older sister Saniko, who disapproves of Muko entering into female furry fighting. She then tells Muko that she won't let her quit a good job for some fleeting passion, only for Muko to reveal she already quit, much to Saniko's shock. Muko brags that she won't come back. [[GiliganCut Cue to the next page]] showing a grumpy Muko while Cookie tries to convince her former boss to take her back.

* Muko throws a punch at Kalita, who dodges and throws her. However, it was a feint and Muko intended to distract her to unzip her suit to get a better view of her breasts. Cue to Kalita blushing, especially when she sees her followers blushing in embarrassment.

*** Muko considering Roora's kick the equivalent of an autograph so she sees her ordeal as totally WorthIt.

* The opening of the chapter introduces Muko's older sister Saniko, who disapproves of Muko entering into female furry fighting. She then tells Muko that she won't let her quit a good job for some fleeting passion, only for Muko to reveal she already quit, much to Saniko's shock. Muko brags that she won't come back. Cue to the next page showing a grumpy Muko while Cookie tries to convince her former boss to take her back.

* Muko's former boss and co-workers are not happy to see her after finding out she's the ne employee Cookie asked them to hire. As it turns out Muko arrived late, left early, didn't do her job, and she also did perverted things to her former co-workers.

Roora: ''(seething)'' [[GetOut GET OUT-]] ''([[MegatonPunch kicks Muko and the guards out of the showers]])'' '''ALL OF YOU!''' ''([[Muko crashes into a wall)''

--->Muko: (happily soaring in the air) "I'm free!
** As Muko is quitting, her boss is talking with a scientist who wants him to sponsor a robo-maid, which [[FunnyBackgroundEvent malfunctions and attacks a patron,]] prompting Muko's boss to run him and the robo-maid off.

** Cookie realizes that Cookie is a squirrel and comments about her size, pushing her BerserkButton and announcing her {{Catchphrase}}
--->Cookie:"For a squirrel, I'm tall!"

** The fact that Fenny and Roora took a shower together after having such an intense match in the previous chapter.
** Fenny and Roora's reactions to Muko and the guards staring at her. Fenny is more than happy to give all the information she needs to fulfill her dream. Roora has a more realistic reaction.
--->Roora: (seething) "[[GetOut Get out!]]" ([[MegatonPunch Roora Kicks Muko and the guards out of the showers]])
*** Muko considering Roora's kick the equivalent of an autograph so she sees her ordeal as totally WorthIt

* How did Cookie lost all her money? [[TheGamblingAddict she gambled it all away!]] And she's so unlucky that she's on a losing streak that anybody working with her is bound to fail, hence why she's called [[TheJinx "Misfortune Cookie"]] by everybody.