History Funny / Friday

--> '''Smokey:''' (''walking outside of Craig's house with him'') I don't even know why I'm trippin'. Ain't nobody wanna mess with the Smoke-dawg! *barks like a dog; {{Beat}}* Man, who is that? \\

'''Craig and Smokey:''' [[OhCrap OH, SHIT!!!]] \\

* The first appearance of Smokey's "debut"; in the form of a brief argument with Craig when he tears through his curtains as he was getting dressed, a slight moment of HilarityEnsues when this happens:
-->'''Smokey''': ''(abruptly tearing through Craig's open bedroom window curtain)'' Break yo' self Fool!
-->'''Craig''': Man, look what you did to my curtain. You better watch that window you climbing in fool 'fo you get blasted on.
-->'''Smokey''': (sarcastic) With what? You ain't got nothin' man.

-->'''Smokey''': ''(freezes and stares down the gun crossed-and-wide-eyed)'' Ey, man. Where'd you get that from?
-->'''Craig''': (grinning) ''Yo Mama!''
-->'''Smokey''': (glares) Fuck you.
-->'''Craig''': Fuck ''you!''
-->'''Smokey''': Come on outside man, and stop playing.
-->'''Craig ''': Hehehe, gotta get dressed.
-->'''Smokey''': Hurry up!

--->'''Joker''': This look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you, homes? Do you see a red dot on my forehead? Do you see the ATM in the corner that doesn't work? Do you? No, you don't, so FUCK YOU, MY FRIEND! Get the hell outta here, Day-Day! (''to Roach'') You, too, [[Music/{{Eminem}} Silm Shady]]!

!![[Film/{{Friday}} The movies]]:

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Quickly followed by the comeback remark: ''"Boy, bring your ass up in here. What you talkin' 'bout, you wait 'til I come out? I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can smell mine for five minutes."''

-->'''Craig Jones''': Man, look what you did to my curtain. You better watch that window you climbing in fool 'fo you get blasted on.

-->'''Craig Jones''': With this! ''(whips out and points his Glock at Smokey's face)''

-->'''Craig Jones''': (grinning) ''Yo Mama!''

-->'''Craig Jones''': Fuck ''you!'' Hehehe (chuckling)

-->'''Craig Jones''': Gotta get dressed.
-->'''Smokey''': Hurry Up!
-->'''Craig Jones''': Don't tell me to hurry up!

The first appearance of Smokey's "debut"; in the form of a brief argument with Craig when he tears through his curtains as he was getting dressed, a slight moment of HilarityEnsues when this happens:

-->'''Smokey''': (glares) Fuck you.''
-->'''Craig Jones''': Fuck ''you!'' Hehehe ''(chuckling)

-->'''Smokey''': (abruptly tearing through Craig's open bedroom window curtain) Break yo' self Fool!

-->'''Craig Jones''': With this! (whips out and points his Glock at Smokey's face)
-->'''Smokey''': (staring down the gun crossed-and-wide-eyed) Ey, man. Where'd you get that from?

-->'''Smokey''': (glares) Fuck you.
-->'''Craig Jones''': Fuck ''you!'' Hehehe (chuckling)

-->'''Smokey''': [abruptly tearing through Craig's open bedroom window curtain] Break yo' self Fool!

The first appearancw of Smokey's "debut"; in the form of a brief argument with Craig when he tears through his curtains as he was getting dressed, a slight moment of HilarityEnsues when this happens:

* This exchange between Smokey and Deebo in a flashback when Red gets punched in the eye ''so hard'' he flyed backwards:

** Craig grabbing the customer and throwing him into a CD rack in retaliation for the customer pushing down another rack just as Craig walked in moments earlier (this is also an AwesomeMoment). The customer then holds up a CD and rambles about how "I can get jiggy with this," only for Craig to tell him to get out. The customer then runs out, begging Craig not to hit him.

* Craig vs. Pinky. Also qualifies as an AwesomeMoment.

* The old man who pulls a shotgun on Craig and Day-Day when they chase bad Santa into his yard. His role is made even funnier when he '''follows them into a strangers house''' to show how badass he is.

* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a pastor (played by the late Bernie Mac) who slept with his wife and throws a brick at his car, all while Craig cheers him on.

* Smokey closing the film by looking right at the camera with a smug look, lighting a joint, and saying "I WAS JUST BULLSHITTIN... AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAN!"

--->'''Stanley''': I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my... [[GoshDangItToHeck frigging grass!]] ''Please!''

-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat chitlins! I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!

* This exchange between Smokey and Deebo in a flashback:

* Smokey closing the film by looking right at the camera, lighting a joint, and saying "AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAN!"

* Craig grabs some milk from the fridge to pour into his cereal, only to then find there's hardly anything in the carton.

* Craig is jogging back over to Elroy's house, unaware Cheeco, the Jokers' dog, is pursuing him on the Jokers' orders. After turning to see Cheeco at Day-Day's urging, he utters [[OhCrap "Oh, shit!"]] and breaks into a full run across the street.
** Craig and Day-Day then climb onto the roof of Day-Day's BMW as Cheeco surrounds them, barking at them. Day-Day yells for Joker to call his dog, then orders Craig to get off his car.

** Craig then [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff takes off his belt]] and tries hitting Cheeco with it, all the while Day-Day says "You Uncle Willie's son! You know he don't play that shit!"

** Once Cheeco is gone, Day-Day gets off his car roof and orders Craig to get down. Craig, however, ends up falling on his ass on the roof. Day-Day is not pleased.

*** Then he ends up getting chased by Cheeco ("OH, FUCK!").

* Roach is sent to distract Cheeco. First, he feeds the dog a pack of bologna, then he feeds him a weed-laced brownie. Later on, he's seen smoking a joint and talking to Cheeco while the latter lays on his back, barely conscious.

* Cheeco rushing in and biting Deebo on his arm. And Tyrone trying to fight him off.

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--->'''Craig''': I play for the Chocamunga Cracker Killers. You want tickets?

* Tyrone using a brick to try and break the chain keeping him and Deebo attached to one another, and wondering if "this the same brick Craig knock yo' ass out with?"

--->'''Stanley''': I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!

* Craig slipping an ice cube that fell onto the kitchen floor into his father's glass of water. And Willie not realizing what happened.