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8th Nov '16 9:56:28 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* Big Worm, unsatisfied with Smokey's responses, has just threatened to kill both him and Craig if he doesn't either pay him the $200 that he owes him or return the weed that he was fronted by 10pm. Following this, one of the kids gathering at his ice cream truck asks for the food that he paid for.
-->'''Kid''': Can I have my chili Fritos!?
-->'''Big Worm''': You can't have shit, I'm closed, fatboy.
-->'''Kid''': Then gimme my money back!
-->'''Big Worm''': ''My'' money.
-->'''Kid''': MAMA!
29th Oct '16 1:46:28 PM appealus
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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.]]

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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, a bag of grapes, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.]]
16th Jul '16 12:07:40 AM taddavis
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-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker!

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-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker!motherfucker. C'mon, sister. C'mon.



* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.
-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!

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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.
food.]]
-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat chitlins! I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!



* Smokey: "I got {{mind control}} over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."

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* Smokey: "I got {{mind control}} over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and up.' I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."



-->'''Deebo''': Yo' what?!

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-->'''Deebo''': Yo' what?!You what?



-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?

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-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?What you want?



-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! Git the hell on!

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-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? What kinda shit is that?! Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! car?! Hell no! Git the hell on!



-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho broke ass, always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''. Git the hell on, Felisha.

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-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho wit' yo broke ass, always ass. Always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''.shit. Git the hell on, Felisha.



-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!

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-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!fuck!



-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn pest.

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-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn goddamn pest.
1st Apr '16 10:52:39 AM HasturHasturHastur
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(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')

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(''Smokey -->(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')
1st Apr '16 10:52:14 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* Felisha (an inveterate mooch) comes up to Craig and Smokey in her latest attempt to bum something off of them. The following exchange ensues:
-->'''Felisha''': What y'all smokin' on?
-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?
-->'''Felisha''': Oh! I need to borrow your car right quick.
-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! Git the hell on!
-->'''Felisha''': Let me borrow a joint.
-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho broke ass, always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''. Git the hell on, Felisha.
-->'''Felisha''': I'ma remember that...
-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!
-->'''Felisha''': (''looking at Craig hopefully'') Craig...
-->'''Craig''': [[NoSell Bye, Felisha.]]
(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')
-->'''Felisha''': Damn. Y'all stingy. (''walks off'')
-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn pest.
19th Mar '16 9:42:34 AM taddavis
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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.

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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a salesman pastor (played by the late Bernie Mac) who slept with his wife. And wife and throws bricks a brick at his car. All car, all while Craig cheers him on.
24th Jan '16 8:11:13 AM kalel32688
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This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.
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24th Jan '16 8:10:50 AM kalel32688
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[[AC: Friday]]

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[[AC: Friday]]''Friday'']]



* Smokey's reasoning that pot is okay to smoke because "God put it there for a reason."
* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"



** Earlier, he asked nicely. In this scene, after Deepo and Smokey snuck out before Stanley came home, Stanley came out to confront them with Smokey thinking he knows they broke in.
-->"I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!"

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** Earlier, he asked nicely. In this scene, after Deepo Deebo and Smokey snuck out before Stanley came home, Stanley came out to confront them with Smokey thinking he knows they broke in.
-->"I --->'''Stanley''': I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!"PLEASE!!
* Big Worm quickly fixing his hat before driving off.



* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cux), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"

[[AC: Next Friday]]
* This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.

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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cux), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"


[[AC: Next Friday]]
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''Next Friday'']]
This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.these.
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[[AC: Friday After Next]]

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[[AC: Friday ''Friday After Next]]Next'']]
18th Jan '16 6:22:12 PM TitoMosquito
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** Earlier, he asked nicely. In this scene, after Deepo and Smokey snuck out before Stanley came home, Stanley came out to confront them with Smokey thinking he knows they broke in.
-->"I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!"




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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cux), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"
25th Nov '15 8:58:22 PM ilovehirohamada
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* One word: "DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMN!"
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