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16th Jul '16 12:07:40 AM taddavis
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-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker!

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-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker!motherfucker. C'mon, sister. C'mon.



* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.
-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!

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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.
food.]]
-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat chitlins! I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!



* Smokey: "I got {{mind control}} over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."

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* Smokey: "I got {{mind control}} over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and up.' I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."



-->'''Deebo''': Yo' what?!

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-->'''Deebo''': Yo' what?!You what?



-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?

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-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?What you want?



-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! Git the hell on!

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-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? What kinda shit is that?! Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! car?! Hell no! Git the hell on!



-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho broke ass, always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''. Git the hell on, Felisha.

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-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho wit' yo broke ass, always ass. Always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''.shit. Git the hell on, Felisha.



-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!

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-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!fuck!



-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn pest.

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-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn goddamn pest.
1st Apr '16 10:52:39 AM HasturHasturHastur
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(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')

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(''Smokey -->(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')
1st Apr '16 10:52:14 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* Felisha (an inveterate mooch) comes up to Craig and Smokey in her latest attempt to bum something off of them. The following exchange ensues:
-->'''Felisha''': What y'all smokin' on?
-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?
-->'''Felisha''': Oh! I need to borrow your car right quick.
-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! Git the hell on!
-->'''Felisha''': Let me borrow a joint.
-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho broke ass, always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''. Git the hell on, Felisha.
-->'''Felisha''': I'ma remember that...
-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!
-->'''Felisha''': (''looking at Craig hopefully'') Craig...
-->'''Craig''': [[NoSell Bye, Felisha.]]
(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')
-->'''Felisha''': Damn. Y'all stingy. (''walks off'')
-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn pest.
19th Mar '16 9:42:34 AM taddavis
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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.

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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a salesman pastor (played by the late Bernie Mac) who slept with his wife. And wife and throws bricks a brick at his car. All car, all while Craig cheers him on.
24th Jan '16 8:11:13 AM kalel32688
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This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.
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24th Jan '16 8:10:50 AM kalel32688
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[[AC: Friday]]

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[[AC: Friday]]''Friday'']]



* Smokey's reasoning that pot is okay to smoke because "God put it there for a reason."
* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cox), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"



** Earlier, he asked nicely. In this scene, after Deepo and Smokey snuck out before Stanley came home, Stanley came out to confront them with Smokey thinking he knows they broke in.
-->"I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!"

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** Earlier, he asked nicely. In this scene, after Deepo Deebo and Smokey snuck out before Stanley came home, Stanley came out to confront them with Smokey thinking he knows they broke in.
-->"I --->'''Stanley''': I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!"PLEASE!!
* Big Worm quickly fixing his hat before driving off.



* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cux), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"

[[AC: Next Friday]]
* This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.

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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cux), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"


[[AC: Next Friday]]
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''Next Friday'']]
This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.these.
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[[AC: Friday After Next]]

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[[AC: Friday ''Friday After Next]]Next'']]
18th Jan '16 6:22:12 PM TitoMosquito
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** Earlier, he asked nicely. In this scene, after Deepo and Smokey snuck out before Stanley came home, Stanley came out to confront them with Smokey thinking he knows they broke in.
-->"I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!"




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* One of Craig's neighbors, a midget (played by Tony Cux), runs after a salesman who slept with his wife. And throws bricks at his car. All while Craig cheers him on.
-->"Goddamn devil!"
25th Nov '15 8:58:22 PM ilovehirohamada
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* One word: "DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMN!"
26th Sep '15 12:02:40 PM taddavis
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* The scene where Day-Day informs Elroy of the property tax notice and of his getting fired from Pinky's. Elroy's in S&M gear while Suga is bound to something behind him, and he doesn't bother to take off the gag around his mouth as he reads the tax notice. After Day-Day then informs him he got fired, Elroy's response is to hit Day-Day, splash some oil on him, and proceed to beat Day-Day's ass.

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* The scene where Day-Day informs Elroy of the property tax notice and of his getting fired from Pinky's. Elroy's in S&M gear while Suga is bound to something behind him, and he doesn't bother to take off the gag around his mouth as he reads the tax notice. After Day-Day then informs him he got fired, Elroy's response is to hit Day-Day, splash some oil on him, and proceed to beat Day-Day's ass. (His subtitles during that moment read "WHAT?? YOU GOT FIRED??? AUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!")
16th Sep '15 11:00:09 PM taddavis
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* This movie is as close to a live-action cartoon you'll ever get, because the film is LOADED with these.
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