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3rd Jun '17 4:39:12 PM KnightSpark
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--->'''Craig''': I play for the Chocamunga Cracker Killers. You want tickets?

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--->'''Craig''': I play for the Chocamunga Cracker Killers.Cucamonga Cracka Killaz. You want tickets?
3rd Jun '17 3:01:10 PM KnightSpark
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* Tyrone using a brick to try and break the chain keeping him and Deebo attached to one another, and wondering if "this the same brick Craig knock yo' ass out with?"

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* Tyrone using a brick to try and break the chain keeping him and Deebo attached to one another, and wondering if "this "[[CallBack this the same brick Craig knock yo' ass out with?"with?]]"
3rd Jun '17 2:59:48 PM KnightSpark
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--->'''Stanley''': I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!

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--->'''Stanley''': I asked nicely, but now I'm getting really irritated! For the last time, stay off my FREAKING GRASS! PLEASE!!my... [[GoshDangItToHeck frigging grass!]] ''Please!''
13th Apr '17 2:53:35 AM waters20
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* Craig slipping an ice cube that fell onto the kitchen floor into his father's glass of water. And Willie not realizing what happened.

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* Craig slipping an ice cube ([[StealthPun see what they did there?]]) that fell onto the kitchen floor into his father's glass of water. And Willie not realizing what happened.
2nd Feb '17 10:28:08 AM kalel32688
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* Felisha (an inveterate mooch) comes up to Craig and Smokey in her latest attempt to bum something off of them. The following exchange ensues:

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* Felisha (an Smokey's reasoning that pot is okay to smoke because "God put it there for a reason."
* Felisha, an
inveterate mooch) mooch, comes up to Craig and Smokey in her latest attempt to bum something off of them. The following exchange ensues:



* Big Worm, unsatisfied with Smokey's responses, has just threatened to kill both him and Craig if he doesn't either pay him the $200 that he owes him or return the weed that he was fronted by 10pm. Following this, one of the kids gathering at his ice cream truck asks for the food that he paid for.

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* Big Worm, unsatisfied with Smokey's responses, has just threatened to kill both him and Craig if he doesn't either pay him the $200 that he owes him or return the weed that he was fronted by 10pm.10 PM. Following this, one of the kids gathering at his ice cream truck asks for the food that he paid for.



-->'''Big Worm''': You can't have shit, I'm closed, fatboy.

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-->'''Big Worm''': You can't have shit, shit. I'm closed, fatboy.



* Smokey's reasoning that pot is okay to smoke because "God put it there for a reason."

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** Big Worm quickly fixing his hat before driving off.
* Smokey's reasoning that pot is okay to smoke because "God put it there for Craig doing a reason."brief impression of Smokey while griping at him about getting him involved with Big Worm.



* Big Worm quickly fixing his hat before driving off.
8th Nov '16 9:56:28 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* Big Worm, unsatisfied with Smokey's responses, has just threatened to kill both him and Craig if he doesn't either pay him the $200 that he owes him or return the weed that he was fronted by 10pm. Following this, one of the kids gathering at his ice cream truck asks for the food that he paid for.
-->'''Kid''': Can I have my chili Fritos!?
-->'''Big Worm''': You can't have shit, I'm closed, fatboy.
-->'''Kid''': Then gimme my money back!
-->'''Big Worm''': ''My'' money.
-->'''Kid''': MAMA!
29th Oct '16 1:46:28 PM appealus
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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.]]

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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, a bag of grapes, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.]]
16th Jul '16 12:07:40 AM taddavis
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-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker!

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-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker!motherfucker. C'mon, sister. C'mon.



* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.
-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!

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* Craig closing the fridge door to find his father, dressed for work and eating something, standing there before [[HypocriticalHumor launching into a rant about how he always finds Craig in the kitchen eating up all the food.
food.]]
-->'''Willie''': I wanna eat chitlins! I wanna eat some of them pig's feet!



* Smokey: "I got {{mind control}} over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."

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* Smokey: "I got {{mind control}} over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and up.' I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."



-->'''Deebo''': Yo' what?!

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-->'''Deebo''': Yo' what?!You what?



-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?

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-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?What you want?



-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! Git the hell on!

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-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? What kinda shit is that?! Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! car?! Hell no! Git the hell on!



-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho broke ass, always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''. Git the hell on, Felisha.

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-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho wit' yo broke ass, always ass. Always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''.shit. Git the hell on, Felisha.



-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!

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-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!fuck!



-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn pest.

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-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn goddamn pest.
1st Apr '16 10:52:39 AM HasturHasturHastur
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(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')

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(''Smokey -->(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')
1st Apr '16 10:52:14 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* Felisha (an inveterate mooch) comes up to Craig and Smokey in her latest attempt to bum something off of them. The following exchange ensues:
-->'''Felisha''': What y'all smokin' on?
-->'''Smokey''': Nothin'! Whatchu want!?
-->'''Felisha''': Oh! I need to borrow your car right quick.
-->'''Smokey''': WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!? Most people wanna borrow sugar, even ketchup! You wanna borrow my car!? HELL NO! Git the hell on!
-->'''Felisha''': Let me borrow a joint.
-->'''Smokey''': You need to borrow a job wit'cho broke ass, always tryin' to smoke up somebody's ''shit''. Git the hell on, Felisha.
-->'''Felisha''': I'ma remember that...
-->'''Smokey''': Remember it. Write it down, take a picture - I don't give a fuuuck!
-->'''Felisha''': (''looking at Craig hopefully'') Craig...
-->'''Craig''': [[NoSell Bye, Felisha.]]
(''Smokey makes a dismissive "go away" hand-waving gesture'')
-->'''Felisha''': Damn. Y'all stingy. (''walks off'')
-->'''Smokey''': She's a gawt damn pest.
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