History Funny / FreedomCityPlayByPost

* Though some people consider the [[CosmicHorrorStory Terminus Invasion of 1993]] to be the darkest hour of the [[TheVerse World of Freedom]], [[SuperSpeed Fast-Forward]] [[TheyDontMakeThemLikeTheyUsedTo remembers it]] as the time that [[UsefulNotes/TheBronzeAgeofComicBooks Wail]] called him a "Vanilla Ice-looking fool!" - [[The90s which to be fair]], [[TheFool he was!]]

* [[HumanPopsicle Time-lost]] [[WorldWarII/WarinAsiaandthePacific Japanese WW2]] [[LittleBitBeastly supersoldier]] [[CatGirl Neko]] has resettled in 2023 America, feeling out of place in today's Japan. [[HeroismWon'tPayTheBills What can she do to support herself?]] Become a streamer!

* Though some people consider the [[CosmicHorrorStory Terminus Invasion of 1993]] to be the darkest hour of the [[TheVerse World of Freedom]], [[SuperSpeed Fast-Forward]] [[TheyDontMakeThemLikeTheyUsedTo remembers it]] as the time that [[UsefulNotes/TheBronzeAgeofComics Wail]] called him a "Vanilla Ice-looking fool!" - [[The90s which to be fair]], [[TheFool he was!]]
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* When [[CosmicPlaything long-suffering]] [[CaptainPatriotic patriotic heroine]] [[LegacyCharacter the Patriot]] took [[PoweredArmor armored heroine]] [[FantasticFoxes Protector]] on a [[FakeRelationship pretend date]] to investigate the plans of [[DiabolicalMastermind Hades]], the hero community assumed that [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend the two were a couple]] - much to the very straight-laced Patriot's chagrin.

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* When [[CosmicPlaything long-suffering]] [[CaptainPatriotic patriotic heroine]] [[LegacyCharacter the Patriot]] took [[PoweredArmor armored heroine]] [[FantasticFoxes Protector]] on a [[FakeRelationship pretend date]] to investigate the plans of [[DiabolicalMastermind Hades]], the hero community assumed that [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend the two were a couple]] - much to the very [straight-laced Patriot's chagrin.

* Upon meeting the TroubledButCute Avenger in [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire his civilian identity]] at a high society party, Doktor Archeville's [[GoodAngelBadAngel shoulder devil]] shouted [[InnerMonologue internally]], "[[BigNo NOOO!!!]] He looks like [[LatinLover Valentino]]! He'll steal all the women!" (This became even funnier when it was revealed that the player of Phantom, the character who became Avenger's wife, had originally planned for her to get romantically entangled with Archeville!)
* Daisy Gibbons, the resident AlphaBitch of the [[ElaborateUniversityHigh Claremont Academy]], overheard Psyche talking about her recent discovery that Zephyr is her and Phalanx's daughter from the future. Daisy mistakenly thought that Psyche was pregnant in the present, and proceeded to spread vicious rumors about her and Edge (her boyfriend at the time) throughout the campus. This led Psyche's former UnluckyChildhoodFriend turned VictoriousChildhoodFriend Phalanx to mistakenly believe that Edge had impregnated Psyche, resulting in a very public physical confrontation. Rushing to defuse the situation, Psyche ran through the crowd of students and screamed at the top of her lungs. "Phalanx, you can't get someone pregnant by fondling their breasts!"

* Dark Star's relationship with the heroine Fleur de Joie had been going along swimmingly indeed; then he happened to arrive home shortly after the plant controller's close friend, the heroine Phantom, had just left. Phantom herself had just shown Fleur a pregnancy test, revealing she was about to have Avenger's child. Dark Star was not aware of this, and made a bit of an intuitive leap once he saw the aforementioned test amongst the clutter. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued.]]

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* Upon meeting the [[{{Troubled But Cute}} Troubled, But Cute]] Avenger in [[{{Friendly Neighborhood Vampire}} his civilian identity]] at a high society party, Doktor Archeville's [[{{Good Angel Bad Angel}} shoulder devil]] shouted [[{{Inner Monologue}} internally]], "[[{{Big No}} NOOO!!!]] He looks like [[{{Latin Lover}} Valentino]]! He'll steal all the women!" (This became even funnier when it was revealed that the player of Phantom, the character who became Avenger's wife, had originally planned for her to get romantically entangled with Archeville!)
* Daisy Gibbons, the resident AlphaBitch of the [[{{Elaborate University High}} Claremont Academy]], overheard Psyche talking about her recent discovery that Zephyr is her and Phalanx's daughter from the future. Daisy mistakenly thought that Psyche was pregnant in the present, and proceeded to spread vicious rumors about her and Edge (her boyfriend at the time) throughout the campus. This led Psyche's former {{Unlucky Childhood Friend}} turned {{Victorious Childhood Friend}} Phalanx to mistakenly believe that Edge had impregnated Psyche, resulting in a very public physical confrontation. Rushing to defuse the situation, Psyche ran through the crowd of students and screamed at the top of her lungs. "Phalanx, you can't get someone pregnant by fondling their breasts!" (No, she did not think that one through.)

* Daisy Gibbons, the resident AlphaBitch of the [[{{Elaborate University High}} Claremont Academy]], overheard Psyche talking about her recent discovery that Zephyr is her and Phalanx's daughter from the future. Daisy mistakenly thought that Psyche was pregnant in the present, and proceeded to spread vicious rumors about her and Edge (her boyfriend at the time) throughout the campus. This led Psyche's former {{Unlucky Childhood Friend}} turned {{Victorious Childhood Friend}} Phalanx to mistakenly believe that Edge had impregnated Psyche, resulting in a very public physical confrontation. Rushing to diffuse the situation, Psyche ran through the crowd of students and screamed at the top of her lungs. "Phalanx, you can't get someone pregnant by fondling their breasts!" (No, she did not think that one through.)

* Dark Star's relationship with the heroine Fleur de Joie had been going along swimmingly indeed; then he happened to arrive home shortly after the plant controller's close friend, the heroine Phantom, had just left. Phantom herself had just shown Fleur a pregnancy test, revealing she was about to have Avenger's child. Dark Star was not aware of this, and made a bit of an intuitive leap once he saw the aforementioned test amongst the clutter. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued.]]
* When Doktor Archeville introduced [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thrude]] to the [[ComicBook/BatmanAndTheOutsiders Interceptors]], she basically announced over the intercom "I HEAR YOU ARE AWESOME. I AM AWESOME TOO. [[TheyFightCrime LET'S FIGHT EVIL]]!"

** When [[{{Egomaniac Hunter}} Orion]] of the [[{{Legion Of Doom}} Crime League]] came closer than any previous villain to killing Jack, he said "Oh no! BULLETS! My one weakness!"
* Dark Star's relationship with the heroine Fleur de Joie had been going along swimmingly indeed; then he happened to arrive home shortly after the plant controller's close friend, the heroine Phantom, had just left. Phantom herself had just shown Fleur a pregnancy test, revealing she was about to have Avenger's child. Dark Star was not aware of this, and made a bit of an intuitive leap once he saw the aforementioned test amongst the clutter. [[{{Hilarity Ensues}} Hilarity Ensued.]]
* When Doktor Archeville introduced [[{{ComicBook/TheMightyThor}} Thrude]] to the [[{{Batman And The Outsiders}} Interceptors]], she basically announced over the intercome "I HEAR YOU ARE AWESOME. I AM AWESOME TOO. [[{{They Fight Crime}} LET'S FIGHT EVIL]]!"

** When [[{{Egomaniac Hunter}} Orion]] of the Crime League came closer than any previous villain to killing Jack, he said "Oh no! BULLETS! My one weakness!"

* Upon meeting [[{{Troubled But Cute}} Avenger]] in his civilian identity at a high society party, Doktor Archeville's [[{{Good Angel Bad Angel}} shoulder devil]] shouted [[{{Inner Monologue}} internally]] "[[{{Big No}} NOOO!!!]] He looks like [[{{Latin Lover}} Valentino]]! He'll steal all our women!" (This became even funnier when it was revealed that the player of Phantom -- the character who became Avenger's wife -- had originally planned for her to get romantically entangled with Archeville!)
* Daisy Gibbons, the resident AlphaBitch of the Claremont Academy, overheard Psyche talking about her recent discovery that [[spoiler:Zephyr is her daughter from the future]]. Daisy mistakenly thought that Psyche was pregnant, and proceeded to spread vicious rumors about her and Edge (her boyfriend at the time) throughout the campus. This led Psyche's [[strike:[[{{Unlucky Childhood Friend}} unlucky]]]] [[{{Victorious Childhood Friend}} victorious childhood friend]] Phalanx to mistakenly believe that Edge had impregnated Psyche, resulting in a very public physical confrontation. Rushing to diffuse the situation, Psyche ran through the crowd of students and screamed at the top of her lungs. "Mike, you can't get someone pregnant by fondling their breasts!" (No, she did ''not'' think that one through.)
* [[{{Swashbuckler}} Jack of all Blades]] manages to elicit a chuckle or two.

* Dark Star's relationship with the heroine Fleur de Joie had been going along swimmingly indeed; then he happened to arrive home shortly after the plant controller's close friend, the heroine Phantom, had just left. Phantom herself had just shown Fleur a pregnancy test, revealing she was about to have Avenger's child. Dark Star was not aware of this, and made a bit of an intuitive leap once he [[http://www.freedomplaybypost.com/viewtopic.php?p=61361#p61361 saw the aforementioned test amongst the clutter.]] [[{{Hilarity Ensues}} Hilarity Ensued.]]

* Daisy Gibbons, the resident [[{{The Libby}} Libby]] of the Claremont Academy, overheard Psyche talking about her recent discovery that [[spoiler:Zephyr is her daughter from the future]]. Daisy mistakenly thought that Psyche was pregnant, and proceeded to spread vicious rumors about her and Edge (her boyfriend at the time) throughout the campus. This led Psyche's [[strike:[[{{Unlucky Childhood Friend}} unlucky]]]] [[{{Victorious Childhood Friend}} victorious childhood friend]] Phalanx to mistakenly believe that Edge had impregnated Psyche, resulting in a very public physical confrontation. Rushing to diffuse the situation, Psyche ran through the crowd of students and screamed at the top of her lungs. "Mike, you can't get someone pregnant by fondling their breasts!" (No, she did ''not'' think that one through.)

* Dark Star's relationship with the heroine Fleur de Joie had been going along swimmingly indeed; then he happened to arrive home shortly after the plant controller's close friend, the heroine Phantom, had just left. Phantom herself had just shown Fleur a pregnancy test, revealing she was about to have Avenger's child. Dark Star was not aware of this, and made a bit of an intuitive leap once he [[http://www.freedomplaybypost.com/viewtopic.php?p=61361#p61361 saw the aforementioned test in the garbage can.]] [[{{Hilarity Ensues}} Hilarity Ensued.]]

* Dark Star's relationship with Stesha (aka Fleur de Joie) had been going along swimmingly indeed; then he happened to arrive home shortly after the plant controller's close friend, the heroine Phantom, had just left. Phantom herself had just shown Stesha a pregnancy test, revealing she was about to have Avenger's child. Dark Star was not aware of this, and made a bit of an intuitive leap once he [[http://www.freedomplaybypost.com/viewtopic.php?p=61361#p61361 saw the aforementioned test in the garbage can.]] [[{{Hilarity Ensues}} Hilarity Ensued.]]

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