History Funny / Freakazoid

* Guitierrez’s excited cry of “GO, GIRLFRIEND!” when he wins the Lobe’s raffle.

-->'''Mom:''' You spend far too much time with your computer. It's not healthy!\\

--> '''Steff:''' "What are you going do with us?"\\

-->'''Toby Danger:''' What's a saboteur? (Dr. Danger shows an image of the saboteur)\\

--> '''Freakazoid:''' If I want to drink myself into papaya-induced hallucinations, that's my business!
--> *the camera pans out, revealing that Fanboy is suddenly standing next to Freakazoid*
--> '''Fanboy:''' HELLO!\\

-->'''Freakazoid:''' You know, I think this might be the perfect time to have a conversation with my inner child.\\

** At one point, he suggests Creator/{{Dreamworks}} and Bravery actually considers it, but it's taken by someone else before he can choose.

-->"Hello, I'm Jack Valenti. And these are my cheeks."

-->'''Freakazoid:''' WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT INFERNAL RAKING?! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY, SHEESH!!

-->'''Monk:''' It is all right, my son. Forget about it.

-->'''Mrs. Douglas:''' Well, Merry Christmas, stranger!\\

-->'''Guitierrez:''' Ask the kitty how how he activated the flaw.\\

-->'''Roddy:''' What kind of sadistic creature are you?!

-->'''Freakazoid:''' That one! ‘Cause it runs!

--> '''Freakazoid:''' "OH! LISTEN TO DA BIG-HEADED MAN SAY EVIL THINGS!!"

--> '''Fatman:''' I've got a stitch in my side and I've lost my freshness...

-->'''Hans:''' We mustn't linger. It's dangerous out here at night.\\

-->''(cut shot to office)'' '''Spielberg:''' Who ''are'' you people?

-->'''Cosgrove:''' Hey, Freakazoid... We're going to rescue your family, right? [[TemptingFate I mean, it's not like anyone here doesn't know you're Dexter Douglas.]]\\

-->'''Jones:''' He's a brute, he hates me! I try to make things nice and whats my reward?! To be spat upon like an old hound- *the plane is suddenly attacked by anti-aircraft fire* I slave away all this time, never ONCE taking a vacation-\\

-->'''Cosgrove''': [[Film/{{Babe}} It's about a cute little pig]] [[Film/{{Braveheart}} that slaughters the English]].

-->''All around the mullberry bush''
-->''Guitierrez chased the weenie''
-->''The weenie thought 'twas all in fun''
-->''CRUNCH goes the weenie!''

--> '''Guitierrez''' ''(to Freakazoid on the TV)'': Why don't you come and see me, Freakazoid? It has been too long since we have exchanged... cordialities face to face.\\

-->'''Freakazoid:''' Hey! I really gotta go!\\

-->'''Freakzoid:''' Weeeeeeell...\\

--> '''Cosgrove:''' I invited him to go to the Yakov Smirnoff film festival. [[OutOfCharacterAlert And he said, “No”]].
--> '''Crowd:''' ''CLONE!''

-->'''Freakazoid:''' It's a plain old duck!\\

--> '''Narrator''': This episode is also dedicated to Mrs. Ashley Huggbees of Fullers Earth, Arizona, because we like saying the word "Huggbees". Go ahead, try it. Huggbees.\\

-->'''Freakazoid:''' (over the PA system) And out the left [side] is something very special.\\

--> '''Cosgrove''': Brando.\\

--> '''News Anchor:''' With the risk of editorializing, this reporter would like to say '''GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU THIEVING VULTURES BRED FROM THE BOWELS OF HECK!!'' Thank you.

*** In fact EVERY line Dr. Mystico is so very, very hammy. Even for Tim Curry. It's simply a joy to watch.

-->'''The Narrator:''' We now return to our show.\\

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--> '''Freakazoid:''' "Oy, let's watch the lip sync, okay??"\\

* From the first episode "Dance of Doom", Freakazoid's [[OverlyLongGag epic]], [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]] rant to Jeepers when the latter tries to show him a magic watch that turns beavers into gold.

-->'''Cosgrove:''' Hey, Freakazoid... We're going to rescue your family, right? [[TemptingFate I mean, it's not like anyone here doesn't know you're Dexter Douglas]].\\

-->'''Gutierrez:''' Ask the kitty how how he activated the flaw.\\

'''Gutierrez:''' *rolls his eyes in frustration* Oh, go away!
** Gutierrez torturing Dexter's family with The Best of Marty Ingels.

-->''Gutierrez chased the weenie''

''' Professor Jones:''' That's not a word!

** And when Gutierrez steals the Freakamobile to escape at the end of the episode, the attendants are ''still there'', and they're ''still singing.''
** When Gutierrez tries to affect Freakazoid with kryptonite to no avail because that's Comicbook/{{Superman}}'s weakness. Then he tries the color yellow but that's the Comicbook/GreenLantern's. Next, he tries water, but that's [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz the Wicked Witch]]. Finally, he just asks Freakazoid what his weakness is.

'''Gutierrez:''' You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.\\

** Gutierrez makes a clone of Freakazoid to ruin his reputation. Luckily, Cosgrove soon realizes it's a fake, and says as much to a group of reporters. When asked how he could tell...

--> '''Fanboy:''' HELLO! *Freakazoid does a [[OverlyLongGag ridiculously long spittake in surprise]]

Saying a show like Freakazoid is funny is like saying the sky is blue, or that water is wet. Comedy is built into the very purpose, the very being, the very nature of this hilarious series.

** "Low bridge, everybody down! Low bridge, Cave Guy's underwear is brown!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOeV5MLOvc "That's Uranus!"]]

** And: "Do I have time for another 'looking through the binoculars gag'? ''I like those!''" (Looks through binoculars)"''Hula girls!''"

*** "Of course! It all adds up! I’ve somehow landed in Norway!”

* Freakazoid is getting [[DrunkOnMilk drunk off fruit juice]] after the loss of another sidekick:

* Freakazoid pointing out the show's [[OffModel inconsistent lip-sync animation]].
--> '''Freakazoid:''' "Oy, let's watch the lip sync, okay??"\\
(Cut to [[VisualPun a giant pair of lips sinking into the ocean]] with the orchestra playing "Blow The Man Down")\\
'''Freakazoid''' (saluting): "A-thank yew!"
* The animal psychologist interrogating Mr. Chubbikins about how he activated the flaw:
-->'''Gutierrez:''' Ask him how he activated the flaw.\\

* The convention panel in "Freak a Panel," in which Freakazoid is pestered with questions about Superman, but has one supportive fan.
-->'''Fan:'''"You're very popular in a number of state institutions."\\
'''Freakazoid:''' "Uh, thanks, that's... different of you to say."
** Not to mention some of their incredibly stupid questions:
---> '''Fan:''' If Superman fought [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]], [[HypotheticalFightDebate who would win?]]\\
'''Freakazoid:''' Superman, I guess, unless Barney Rubble hit him from behind with a kryptonite club.
*** According to the writers, they're [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer not making those questions up.]] People at fan conventions can be very strange...
* The [[RunningGag running gags]] of two clips repeatedly being randomly [[CutawayGag cut back to]] in "Dexter's Date."
-->'''Mrs. Douglas:''' "Have a good time, now!"\\
'''The Lobe's Goon:''' "That is one happy man."
* One simple line: "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension. Thank you. And now back to our program."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXyHbAOgupQ Sorry madam, that was my pager. I had it set to "vibrate my bottom"!]]

* As well as the entire JustForFun/CandleJack episo[[spoiler:de. I'm flattered.]]
** '''SCREAM'''
** The moment where Freakazoid willingly invites capture just because [[DiscussedTrope he's always wanted to invoke a]] GilliganCut. Was this show ahead of its time or what?
*** [[AffablyEvil "Oh, I love that bit!"]]
** After That Guy With The Candle has captured the whole scout group.
--> '''Steff:''' "What are you going do with us?"\\
'''CJ:''' I don't know. I never gotten so many at once before. Not a very bright group, aren't you?"\\
'''Steff:''' What do you mean with that?\\
'''CJ:''' Oh... Nothing.
** The scene where the German doctor tries to explain to the audience that saying That Guy With The Candle's name won't make him come after you in real life, only for him to get captured, too.
** At the beginning of the episode, when all the kids are telling scary stories, all of which involve things turning into wood for some reason. Then Freakazoid scares them all off by saying the scariest thing in the world would be if ''[[TakeThat Sinbad got another TV show]]!'' The kicker is the two kids in bed sounding genuinely terrified by this notion.
** Why does he capture people who say his name? It's because he's a nut.
* Cosgrove is telling Freakazoid that he needs to go into the sewers to chase down Cobra Queen, but Freakazoid absolutely won't do it because they smell like poo gas. Then an immediate GilliganCut to the sewers where ... Freakazoid is not present. Then another cut to his apartment where he's watching TV and says "See? I said I wouldn't go."
* Or how about when [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Brain]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Wakko]], and Freakazoid started arguing over who Spielberg likes the best:

* Cosgrove's pretty much a Crowning Dude of Funny. "Hey Freakazoid, wanna go watch a bear ride a motorcycle?"
** And is followed by "Pigs are smarter than bears, but they can't ride motorcycles."
** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4 the reason he never got married.]]
* ''Freakazoid!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgv9WnQceYQ (In Stereo ... Where Available)]]
-->'''Narrator:''' "Freakazoid!", in stereo where available. And where not available, it's not in stereo. There's nothing we can do about that, so don't blame us. We have no control over it. Call your cable company if there's some sort of problem, or the local broadcaster, but if ''THEY'' aren't giving you stereo and ''YOU'' want stereo, that's your problem, ''NOT'' ours, '''''DON'T BUG US!!!''''' Blame your congressman, or ''[[TakeThat NEWT GINGRICH]]'', '''''LIKE I'M SURE HE'D CARE!!!!!!!''''' ''HA!!!!!!!!! BUT'', ''WE'' don't want to get any letters, '''''UNDERSTAND?!?!?!''''' GOOD.
* "Palm trees? ''Hula girls!'' Pineapples? ''Hula girls!'' Surfboards? ''Hula girls! Hula girls! Hula girls!''"
*** "Of course! It all adds up! I’ve somehow landed in Norway!”
** And: "Do I have time for another 'looking through the binoculars gag'? ''I like those!''" (Looks through binoculars)"''Hula girls!''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8JRm7ev1PU "This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System. This is only a test. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...."]]
** [[OverlyLongGag .... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......]]
*** And then [[SuddenlyShouting the demonstration]] of what would of happened if there had been an ''actual'' emergency.
* "[[RunningGag Have a good time, now!]]"
* "How [[MerchandiseDriven toyetic]] can you get?"
* Pretty much all of "Statuesque", including the interrogation of the monsters.
-->'''Freakzoid:''' Do you know [[EldritchAbomination Vorn the Unspeakable?]]\\
'''Dracula:''' Yes. I haven't seen him around, if that's what you're asking.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' We'll ask the questions around here. Have you seen him around?\\
'''Dracula:''' No!\\
'''Cosgrove:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Have you seen him around?]]\\
'''Dracula:''' (angrily) No! (slams door).
** "All we know about Jeepers is that he's from Venice Beach California. Wait it minute, could it be that simple? Have we overlooked the obvious? Probably."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68fEKLUzwg "Hey Man"]] the hippie busker's song.
* The fact that the show runners were able to get Ricardo Montalban to read such ridiculous lines as '''I AM NOT A WEENIE! YOU ARE THE WEENIE!!!!''' and "Hey, chubby boy, where is your donkey? Ahahaha!"
* When Gutierrez tries to affect Freakazoid with kryptonite to no avail because that's Comicbook/{{Superman}}'s weakness. Then he tries the color yellow but that's the Comicbook/GreenLantern's. Next, he tries water, but that's [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz the Wicked Witch]]. Finally, he just asks Freakazoid what his weakness is.
-->'''Freakzoid:''' Weeeeeeell...\\
* GilliganCut to Freakazoid in a cage*\\
'''Freakazoid:''' Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Never show the villain how to trap you in a cage.\\
'''Gutierrez:''' You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' I know! DUMB!

'''Jones:''' ''(off camera)'' That's not a word!
* "A BOWL! I FOUND A BOWL! GOOD FOR ME!"
* Another simple line: "We interrupt this program to bring you a very special message. I love you. And now back to our program."
** In general, every time the announcer interrupts the program, he says something absolutely hilarious. A personal favorite is "I am actually a deep-voiced woman."
* "Low bridge, everybody down! Low bridge, Cave Guy's underwear is brown!"
* "Cosgrove, he's a normal, regular guy just like everyone--NORM ABRAM! I'M TOUCHING NORM ABRAM! I'M HUGGING NORM ABRAM! I'M HOLDING NORM ABRAM ABOVE MY HEAD!"
* "What exactly is Creator/TheWB? Can someone tell me this? What's it mean, The WB? The Water Bucket? The Wimpy Boy? The Wet Bananas?! I don't know!! What, the Weird Butt?! What? I'm asking!!"
-->[{{Beat}}] "...This has been a special report from the Weird Butt network."
* Gutierrez torturing Freakazoid's family with The Best of Marty Ingels.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyvQ6ZvmrBg#t=8m21 The tongue twister scene.]] And Freakazoid just sums it up perfectly afterward.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXNjs_i38c From about 2:18 on to 3:16,]] Ed Asner manages to carry the entire scene with a grand total of four lines and his usual deadpan delivery.
* "Camera Guy, zip pan to the next scene! NOOOO! THE ''OTHER'' SCENE! AM I WORKING ''ALONE'' HEREEEEE?!"
* How an OminousPipeOrgan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaKirLtReLc sounds on]] Freakazoid:
-->''All around the mullberry bush''
-->''Gutierrez chased the weenie''
-->''The weenie thought 'twas all in fun''
-->''CRUNCH goes the weenie!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsV34y-Zrbs A cameo by Bill Gates]], who they were allowed to use because he's friends with Creator/StevenSpielberg (so Bill probably wouldn't have sued).
* Everything about Handman.
* "That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones....WORKS FOR ME!"
* After Freakazoid gives a dog catcher a 'ticket'... "Oh no... please! [[TakeThat Not]] [[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZPTavtZSZs Gasigo.]] That is all.
-->'''Freakazoid:''' Hey! I really gotta go!\\
'''Attendant:''' But we...but we didn't finish our song.\\
''(Cut to the Gasigo attendants riding along with Freakazoid. Singing.)
** And when Gutierrez steals the Freakamobile to escape at the end of the episode, the attendants are ''still there'', and they're ''still singing.''
* [[BreakingTheFourthWall "Great, my one bit in this scene and I get upstaged by a mallet."]]
* In ''The Chip'', one of the first things Freakazoid does upon...coming into being is zoom all the way to Tibet where a monk is raking the ground.
-->'''Freakazoid:''' WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT INFERNAL RAKING?! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY, SHEESH!!
** And in part II, just before defeating Gutierrez, Freakazoid zips back to that monk to apologize.
-->'''Monk:''' It is all right, my son.
** In part II, how Freakazoid ultimately decides to become a superhero.
--->'''Cosgrove:''' You know what you should do with your powers?\\
'''Freakazoid:''' What?\\
'''Cosgrove:''' I’d become a superhero. But that’s me.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' Naaaaah.\\
'''Cosgrove:''' You could fight crime.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' Naaaah...\\
'''Cosgrove:''' Uphold the truth.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' Naaaah...\\
'''Cosgrove:''' Impress the ladies...\\
'''Freakazoid:''' OKAY! I’LL DO IT!
* At the end of Mo-Ron's debut episode, he ''finally'' remembers the message he was supposed to deliver; A comet's going to hit the area! As everyone else panics and flees...
-->'''Freakazoid:''' ''Now'' he tells us!
** In general, all his segments in that episode are stupidly funny, in a [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist Kung Pow]] sort of way.
* The Lord Bravery segments also have some funny ones. Such as the bit where Lord Bravery finds he can't use his name (Someone else has the copyright), and the bureaucrat he's talking to keeps suggesting inane ones like 'Smoked Meats and Fishes' and 'Taste Of Tempura'.
-->'''Lord Bravery:''' But what kind of superhero would call himself 'Lord Smoked-Meats-And-Fishes'?
-->'''Mr. Snarzetti:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic One who wishes to use the element of surprise.]] ''(winks)''
-->'''Lord Bravery:''' ...You're a loon, aren't you? Right, where have you escaped from? I'll take you back!
** At one point, he suggests Creator/{{Dreamworks}} and Bravery actually considers it, but it's taken by someone else before he can choose.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpdbAlRvp0 The Technical Difficulties bit]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOfPJ6naTGY The Lobe's parody of the title song from Hello Dolly]]. Also counts as SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgFFcQu4Go Jocko Prezents: Guitierrez's All-Time Favorite Blupors!]]
-->'''Freakazoid:''' It's a plain old duck!\\
'''Guitierrez:''' No! It's a very special duck, because... there is a guy in it!
* After Cosgrove accidentally blurts out that Freakazoid is Dexter in front of Steff (which gets Freakazoid upset), they start doing introductions for his new butler.
-->'''Freakazoid:''' And you all know me, I'm Freakazoid... ''[[SuddenlyShouting OR YOU COULD JUST CALL ME BY MY SECRET IDENTITY OF DEXTER DOUGLAS!]]''
** The entire exchange when Cosgrove accidentally lets it slip is hilarious.
-->'''Cosgrove:''' Hey, Freakazoid... We're going to rescue your family, right? [[TemptingFate I mean, it's not like anyone here doesn't know you're Dexter Douglas]].\\
'''Steff:''' ''You're'' Dexter Douglas?! Dexter "Creepy" Douglas is ''Freakazoid''?\\
'''Freakazoid:''' (''[[FacePalm face palms]]'') ''COSGROVE!''\\
'''Cosgrove:''' Sorry, kid. I thought Steff knew. I mean, she's your girlfriend, and all...\\
'''Freakazoid:''' I trusted you, and you just ''blurted it out''! You should've checked with me first!\\
'''Steff:''' Too much! I gotta call Val and Jill! (''tries to run out of the room'')\\
'''Freakazoid:''' (''grabs Steff and pulls her back'') You can't tell anyone!\\
'''Steff:''' How come Cosgrove knows?\\
'''Freakazoid:''' (''{{Beat}}'') ''HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE!!!''
** After Professor Jones gets upset at Cosgrove's attitude towards him, Freakazoid tries to meddle.
-->'''Jones:''' He's a brute, he hates me! I try to make things nice and whats my reward?! To be spat upon like an old hound- *the plane is suddenly attacked by anti-aircraft fire* I slave away all this time, never ONCE taking a vacation-\\
'''Freakazoid:''' *trying desperately to hold the plane together* IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY!!
* From the Toby Danger short:
-->'''"Dash" O' Pepper:''' Just let me ThrowABarrelAtIt!
** When they investigate the lab where the Semiconductor was activated.
-->'''Toby Danger:''' What's a saboteur? (Dr. Danger shows an image of the saboteur)\\
''(everyone gasps)''\\
'''"Dash" O'Pepper:''' I knew it! [[SuspectIsHatless It's some guy in a helmet]]!
** [[RunningGag "AIEEE!"]]
** Dash's fight with Dr. Sin with deliberately LimitedAnimation.
** Dash's swan dive into the pool deck.
* Anytime the white-haired man--an {{Expy}} of real-life broadcaster [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Harvey Paul Harvey]]--appears to tell what happens next or the origins of something.
-->"And now you know...the rest of the [whatever thing he was talking about]... [{{Beat}}] ...Good day."
* In the episode "Hero Boy", Gutierrez makes a clone of Freakazoid to ruin his reputation. Luckily, Cosgrove soon realizes it's a fake, and says as much to a group of reporters. When asked how he could tell...
--> '''Cosgrove:''' I invited him to go to the Yakov Smirnoff film festival. [[OutOfCharacterAlert And he said “No”]].
--> '''Crowd:''' ''CLONE!''
* The running gag from Invisibo's episode where Dexter's family runs through random scenes screaming in terror, followed by Cosgrove asking if that was Freakazoid's family and Freakazoid responds with a dejected "Yeah."
* An alien is abducting nerds. Cut to an episode of The Late Late Show with Tom Snyder, where Tom is talking (and talking and talking) and not letting his guest, the Pope, get a word in edgewise. As Tom is beamed by the alien, we see the Pope [[ThereIsAGod smiling and clasping his hands in a praying gesture]].
* The creepy old lady who can only communicate by making creepy sound effects. At one point the narrator simply tells her to "Stop that and go away." When she gets attacked by one of Cobra Queen's giant snakes, the Narrator screams at her to run, and then is happy she got away.
** Later, when the police are questioning her about what happened, she just makes more spooky noises before leaving in a huff after the policemen insult her.
* The introduction of Professor Jones, and [[RunningGag everyone asking him]] if he was [[Series/LostInSpace on that show with the robot.]]
* "Hello, I'm Jack Valenti. And these are my cheeks."
* From "The Cloud" and carrying over into "Statuesque," every time somebody mentions the removal of Disneyland's Motor Boat Cruise.
-->'''Freakazoid:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]] NOT THE BOATS!
** This exchange.
-->'''Hans:''' We mustn't linger. It's dangerous out here at night.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' It's day.\\
'''Hans:''' Then I suppose we can linger for a moment. ({{Beat}}) Okay, let's go.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' (does the "cuckoo" geature)\\
'''Hans:''' I saw that!
* Following the first commercial break in "Normadeus," it suddenly cuts to a murder mystery surrounding the death of somebody named Sir Jeffry. When the investigator starts asking Freakazoid questions, Freak realizes he's in the wrong show. Also:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utddDvJ1Rvo This exchange]] between Dexter and his mother. The fact that she, as always, [[PerpetualSmiler is grinning ear to ear and delivers her lines in a serenely happy tone]] absolutely seals it.
-->'''Mom:''' You spend far too much time with your computer. It's not healthy!\\
'''Dexter:''' It's my life...\\
'''Mom:''' That's so very, very sad.
* In the episode "The Freakazoid", Freakazoid learns that according to the "Superhero Code Book", he must grant every request asked of him on his birthday, and as a result, can't stop the Lobe's latest crime spree since Lobe requested that Freakazoid would leave him alone. Finally, Freakazoid rips up the code book in a fit of frustration, throwing the scraps into the wind, except for one lone scrap that keeps flying back to him. And it's when he finally reads what's on said scrap[[note]](it reveals that Lobe published the code book himself, and made up the whole "superheroes granting requests on their birthdays" thing)[[/note]], we get this little gem:
-->'''Freakazoid:''' I ''KNEW'' IT!\\
'''NO HE DIDN’T'''
* Pretty much the entirety of the "Fatman and Boy Blubber" sketch, especially the part where they spoof Batman and Robin shaking hands by having Boy Blubber try to pull Fatman out of the tire swing and what Fatman says after Louis' bullies get away.
-->'''Fatman:''' If either of you ever again ridicule an overweight person, I will personally sit on you!
** Right afterwards, Fatman and Boy Blubber immediately collapse out of exhaustion.
--> '''Fatman:''' I've got a stitch in my side and I've lost my freshness...
* The entirety of "RelaxOVision," really just starting with the concept and every time it's used.
** Ben Stein as H.A. Futterman delivering some of the most ridiculous lines a man can be asked to read in his usual deadpan delivery.
** The way he says "Two!" when ordering frozen bananas for him and Stef. There's just something delightfully funny about Freakazoid briefly acting normal.
** Freakazoid [[BriefAccentImitation briefly slipping into]] [[ActorAllusion Paul Rugg's trademark]] Creator/JerryLewis impression.
--> '''Freakazoid:''' "OH! LISTEN TO DA BIG-HEADED MAN SAY EVIL THINGS!!"
** Freakazoid's BattleCry: "AH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!"
** Freakazoid commenting that the studio blew the season's entire animation budget on a fight scene that was Relax-o-Visioned out.
** And finally, Freakazoid beating up Futterman for using it to censor his BigDamnKiss with Steff at the end.

* When put in a sticky situation in "A Matter Of Love," a close up of Cosgrove's worried face is scored to a chorus singing "What will Cosgrove do? What will Cosgrove do?" ...before he turns to the camera and tells them to [[CatchPhrase cut it out]].
** The "Huggbees" running gag from the same episode. Especially the beginning:
--> '''Narrator''': This episode is also dedicated to Mrs. Ashley Huggbees of Fullers Earth, Arizona, because we like saying the word "Huggbees". Go ahead, try it. Huggbees.\\
''(Cuts to stock footage of a cheering crowd)''\\
'''Crowd''': Huggbees!\\
''(Cuts to a blue screen with the word "Huggbees" written on it)''\\
'''Narrator''': ''(Bombastically)'' HUGGBEES!\\
''(Cuts to stock footage of a moose)''\\
'''Moose''': Huggbees!\\
''(Cuts to a model in a bathing suit drifting past the camera)''\\
'''Model''': ''(Vacantly)'' Moose!
* Freakazoid's conversation with his inner child, which was obviously improvised.
-->'''Freakazoid:''' You know, I think this might be the perfect time to have a conversation with my inner child.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' ''(Thinking)'' Billy? Billy?\\
'''Billy:''' H-hello. I-I've grown quite large.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' ''(Thinking)'' I brought you shorts.\\
'''Billy:''' Good. I-I can't come out because of my girth.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' ''(Thinking)'' I brought you a diet book as well.\\
'''Billy:''' ''({{Corpsing}})'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Okay, I think we've gone as far as we can go.]]
* The end of "Conversational Norwegian", at which point the announcer speaks as if he's going down with the ship.
* The cold open from "Hero Boy":
-->'''Announcer:''' We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Stay tuned.\\
''(crashing noises)''\\
'''Freakazoid:''' LOOK OUT! Quick! Get it back up! HURRY!\\
'''Announcer:''' We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Stay tuned.\\
'''Freakazoid:''' Are we all clear? (''sigh'') Okay, we're all clear. Alright, hit the red button.\\
''(button pressing noise)''\\
'''Freakazoid:''' '''NO, NOT''' '''''THAT''''' '''BUTTON!!'''\\
''(sounds of alarms, screaming and utter chaos)''\\
'''Announcer:''' And now: Freakazoid!
* The cold opening from "Virtual Freak" where the announcer tells a story about a building next to a Freakazoid sign. The scene repeats itself and each repeat shows the building in a growing state of despair until [[FromBadToWorse the sign is knocked down by ghost and King Kong is rampaging in the Background.]] The network censor pop in to announce that they have rejected the sequence on the grounds that it is too scary and request that all the scary stuff be taken out, much to the disgruntlement of the announcer who gets into an argument with the censor for taking out all the cool stuff.
** Some of the events going on in the background include a disgruntled couple fighting on the ledge of a building, a giant venus fly trap eating a man in the room below, Count Dracula turing into a bat, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking naughty images being drawn on the Freakazoid sign.]]
** When Steff puts the idea to go watch a movie, Cosgrove suggests "Babeheart". Freakazoid asks what it's about.
-->'''Cosgrove''': [[Film/{{Babe}} It's about a cute little pig]] [[Film/{{Braveheart}} that slaughters the English]].
* "The Cloud" has a RunningGag of Freakazoid and other characters lamenting the closure of various [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] rides, starting with Freakazoid enthusiastically comparing the gondola lift he's on to Skyway before getting deflated by Hans's comment that both it and "ze ride vere they shrink you down, tiny" ("Adventures thru Inner Space") are "nicht." Freakazoid says that [[TemptingFate at least they still have the Motor Boat Cruise]]. Hanz, who doesn't have the heart to tell him, just turns and awkwardly bites his lip.
-->'''Frekazoid:''' NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE BOOOOAAAAATS!!!
** Even better, the usual scene transition of Freakazoid's face zooming in an out at the camera now has a look of despair in light of the bad news.
** Later, as Prof. Hiney is explaining the clown phenomenon they're dealing with, Freakazoid randomly bursts into tears, not because people are turning turned into clowns by a mysterious cloud but because he's still sad about the motor boat ride closing down.

-->'''Freakazoid:''' And you all know me, I'm Freakazoid...''OR YOU COULD JUST CALL ME BY MY SECRET IDENTITY OF DEXTER DOUGLAS.''

* In the episode "The Freakazoid", Freakazoid learns that according to the "Superhero Code Book", he must grant every request asked of him on his birthday, and as a result, can't stop the Lobe's latest crime spree since Lobe requested that Freakazoid would leave him alone. Finally, Freakazoid rips up the code book in a fit of frustration, throwing the scraps into the wind, except for one lone scrap that keeps flying back to him. And it's when he finally reads what's on said scrap [[spoiler:(it reveals that Lobe published the code book himself, and made up the whole "superheroes granting requests on their birthdays" thing)]], we get this little gem:

[[spoiler:'''NO HE DIDN’T''']]

* [[http://jedaniels-adventures.blogspot.co.uk/2007/06/animaniacs-freakazoid-crossover.html The crossover comic with]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''. Where to start with it? Dot flirts with Freakazoid, while the Lobe gets kicked out for proposing a ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'' rip-off, and then has to deal with Yakko and Wakko's wisecracking when he decides to hold them hostage. Also [[spoiler:Cosgrove can get the Warner siblings to cut it out.]]

* The end of "Conversational Norwegian", at which point the announcer speaks [[spoiler:as if he's going down with the ship]].

** Dash's swan dive into the pool [[spoiler:deck]]

** "Of course, it all makes sense now! I must've landed in Norway!"

[[spoiler:[[AC:NO HE DIDN’T]]]]

-->''Cosgrove'': [[Film/{{Babe}} It's about a cute little pig]] [[Film/{{Braveheart}} that slaughters the English]].

** "Sparkle has to tinky."

-->'''Jeepers:''' Do you want to see something strange and mystical?\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_rP5SDvyKI "Eheheheheheh! Would you like to see something strange and mystical...?"]] Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Freakazoid.

* "The Cloud" has a RunningGag of Freakazoid and other characters lamenting the closure of various [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] rides, starting with Freakazoid enthusiastically comparing the gondola lift he's on to Skyway before getting deflated by Hans's comment that both it and "ze ride vere they shrink you down, tiny" ("Adventures thru Inner Space") are "nicht." Freakazoid says that at least they still have the Motor Boat Cruise. Cue Hanz, who doesn't have the heart to tell him, awkwardly biting his lip.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162rSgMysDY This]] VisualPun is both groan inducing and absurdly funny, partially due to Freakazoid's usual bizarre cheerfulness signing off the gag.