History Funny / ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen

12th Dec '15 7:13:20 PM draconis826
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*The first AN. Edward is their GODD and they want to sex him gud. * Atlantia wants this one ratty brain called Ellie Mayfair to DIE in PAIN with SHIT ON HER FACE. Sorry, she's not normally such a batch (of cookies?). * Dave and Marie are very nice and hole some.

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* The various weird-ass euphemisms the authors uses to describe penises. Gigglestick. Mancarrots. Lavender man-fruit thing. And, of course, Jacob's horible wet mushroom.
21st Aug '15 7:45:26 PM SignorYaoiHands
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* A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention: -->Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.'
7th Aug '15 12:21:16 PM chelonianmobile
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* ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen is practically a Crowning Moment Of Funny in itself. As for individual moments: ** Pretty much everything to do with the panda. ** "stop raping me!!" *** The best part about that bit is, in the Dramatic Reading, the narrator says it like it's only mildly annoying, like how you might say, "Stop poking me!" ** Uncle Larry calling Tiana an "evil bitch" and then demanding she go and wash his car, ''and she actually goes and does it''. And also he apparently spanks for ''half-an-hour'' before raping her on the bonnet of his "red porche" in broad daylight. ** "HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!" (Once would have been funny, but when the same misspelling is repeated ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row ...]]'') ** A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention: *** Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.' ** Also, mancarrots. ** Tiana showed Edward her naked BEASTS!
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* ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen is practically a Crowning Moment Of Funny in itself. As for individual moments: ** Pretty much everything to do with the panda. ** * "stop raping me!!" *** me!!" The best part about that bit is, in the Dramatic Reading, the narrator says it like it's only mildly annoying, like how you might say, "Stop poking me!" ** * Uncle Larry calling Tiana an "evil bitch" and then demanding she go and wash his car, ''and she actually goes and does it''. And also he apparently spanks for ''half-an-hour'' before raping her on the bonnet of his "red porche" in broad daylight. ** * "HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!" (Once would have been funny, but when the same misspelling is repeated ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row ...]]'') ** * A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention: *** Actually, -->Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.' ** * Also, mancarrots. ** * Tiana showed Edward her naked BEASTS!
7th Nov '13 10:01:57 AM chelonianmobile
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* The word "plimpled".
15th Oct '13 8:05:19 AM RatherRandomRachel
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** ManWithoutABody's reading makes it even funnier when he adds as a note "Well, right back at you you [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Plantagenet Plantagenet]] whore
6th Aug '13 3:14:06 PM TricksterGrayhound
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* "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOU EVIL RODENT PEOPLE?!!!!!
1st Apr '13 7:47:00 AM StormRequiem
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** Edward switching from YeOldeEnglishe to saying, "And now I am falling in love with thou and it is all such a darn mess!"
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** Edward switching from YeOldeEnglishe YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe to saying, "And now I am falling in love with thou and it is all such a darn mess!"

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** Edward switching from YeOldeEnglishe to saying, "And now I am falling in love with thou and it is all such a darn mess!"* ManWithoutABody giving Uncle Larry Barney the Dinosaur's voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.
7th Jan '13 12:00:59 PM StormRequiem
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** Not to mention he's mentioned as ''jumping up and down'' whilst yelling.
19th Dec '12 5:04:16 PM StormRequiem
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** Edward switching from YeOldeEnglishe to saying, "And now I am falling in love with thou and it is all such a darn mess!"

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* This Troper's face hurt from laughing after, "everyone CLANGLED at me and blushing I went to sit on my friends".

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*** The best part about that bit is, in the Dramatic Reading, the narrator says it like it's only mildly annoying, like how you might say, "Stop poking me!" ** Uncle Larry calling Tiana an "evil bitch" and then demanding she go and wash his car, ''and she actually goes and does it''. And also he apparently spanks for ''half-an-hour'' before raping her on the bonnet of his "red porche" in broad daylight.

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** Tiana showed Edward her naked BEASTS!
16th May '12 5:56:29 AM Dante668
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* ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen is practically a Crowning Moment Of Funny in itself. As for individual moments: ** Pretty much everything to do with the panda. ** "stop raping me!!" ** "HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!" (Once would have been funny, but when the same misspelling is repeated ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row ...]]'') ** A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention: *** Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.' ** Also, mancarrots.
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