History Funny / ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen

2nd Jun '17 7:22:36 PM raulbucktooth
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* "IT WAS EWDARD!"
15th May '17 3:50:28 PM TheLuckyCat
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* The principal ''caked'' up onstage and announces the winner by ''screaming'' "ATLANATIANA REBECKAH LOREN!!"
21st Apr '17 4:10:06 AM Amariah
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** Especially the revelation that [[spoiler: he's gay apparently.]]
** From the dramatic reading: during chapter eight, ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' adds a note that reads, [[spoiler: "From self-hating closet case to drug-fueled threesomes with people you've just met, one of whom is a talking panda. It's been quite a night for Jasper."]]
** The moment Snoofles introduces himself, ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' tosses up a note that reads what we're all thinking.
-->"This story's tone just shifted dramatically."



* Tiana showed Edward her naked BEASTS!

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* Tiana showed Edward her naked naked, heaving BEASTS!


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* ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' gives [[spoiler: Caius]] a... very nasally, disinterested voice. This Troper isn't sure what accent he's affecting there, but it makes [[spoiler: Caius']] "spooky" dream visitations seem more like court-mandated welfare checks.
* ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' also takes ridiculous pleasure in frequently pointing out how in-character Edward and Bella are throughout the fic. He's not wrong.
6th Apr '17 7:40:27 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' giving Uncle Larry Series/BarneyTheDinosaur's voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.

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* ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' giving Uncle Larry Series/BarneyTheDinosaur's [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney the Dinosaur's]] voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.
6th Apr '17 7:39:44 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' giving Uncle Larry Barney the Dinosaur's voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.

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* ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' giving Uncle Larry Barney the Dinosaur's Series/BarneyTheDinosaur's voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.
12th Feb '17 11:16:23 PM Nylsa
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** ManWithoutABody's reading makes it even funnier when he adds as a note "Well, right back at you you [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Plantagenet Plantagenet]] whore

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** ManWithoutABody's ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'s'' reading makes it even funnier when he adds as a note note: "Well, right back at you you [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Plantagenet Plantagenet]] whorewhore.



* ManWithoutABody giving Uncle Larry Barney the Dinosaur's voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.

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* ManWithoutABody ''[=ManWithoutABody=]'' giving Uncle Larry Barney the Dinosaur's voice, as if the character wasn't ridiculous enough.
12th Dec '15 7:13:20 PM draconis826
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*The first AN. Edward is their GODD and they want to sex him gud.
* Atlantia wants this one ratty brain called Ellie Mayfair to DIE in PAIN with SHIT ON HER FACE. Sorry, she's not normally such a batch (of cookies?).
* Dave and Marie are very nice and hole some.


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* The various weird-ass euphemisms the authors uses to describe penises. Gigglestick. Mancarrots. Lavender man-fruit thing. And, of course, Jacob's horible wet mushroom.
21st Aug '15 7:45:26 PM SignorYaoiHands
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* A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention:
-->Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.'
7th Aug '15 12:21:16 PM chelonianmobile
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* ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen is practically a Crowning Moment Of Funny in itself. As for individual moments:
** Pretty much everything to do with the panda.
** "stop raping me!!"
*** The best part about that bit is, in the Dramatic Reading, the narrator says it like it's only mildly annoying, like how you might say, "Stop poking me!"
** Uncle Larry calling Tiana an "evil bitch" and then demanding she go and wash his car, ''and she actually goes and does it''. And also he apparently spanks for ''half-an-hour'' before raping her on the bonnet of his "red porche" in broad daylight.
** "HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!" (Once would have been funny, but when the same misspelling is repeated ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row ...]]'')
** A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention:
*** Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.'
** Also, mancarrots.
** Tiana showed Edward her naked BEASTS!

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* ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen is practically a Crowning Moment Of Funny in itself. As for individual moments:
**
Pretty much everything to do with the panda.
** * "stop raping me!!"
***
me!!" The best part about that bit is, in the Dramatic Reading, the narrator says it like it's only mildly annoying, like how you might say, "Stop poking me!"
** * Uncle Larry calling Tiana an "evil bitch" and then demanding she go and wash his car, ''and she actually goes and does it''. And also he apparently spanks for ''half-an-hour'' before raping her on the bonnet of his "red porche" in broad daylight.
** * "HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!" (Once would have been funny, but when the same misspelling is repeated ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row ...]]'')
** * A direct quote from a troper, directly after a gigglestick mention:
*** Actually, -->Actually, make that the entire fight scene, which has wonderful events such as Edward punching the wall with 'his buckly fist', attacks like 'I schlepped him hard across the face', Edward catching her 'waste' (highly unsanitary, honestly), Edward somehow managing to ham her 'he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall', Edward's face becoming blunt 'His face was blunt and right heavy in mine', the aforementioned gigglestick, Edward's reaction to this blatant Groin Attack 'he drubbed over in pan' and the final sentence: 'I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.'
** * Also, mancarrots.
** * Tiana showed Edward her naked BEASTS!
7th Nov '13 10:01:57 AM chelonianmobile
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* The word "plimpled".
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