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7th Sep '17 9:01:41 AM Magnimik
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* A comedian in Bishop's casino. Lameness of his jokes, his nervouseness and the audience's reaction make his performances [[SoUnfunnyThisIsFunny]].

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* A comedian in Bishop's casino. Lameness of his jokes, his nervouseness and the audience's reaction make his performances [[SoUnfunnyThisIsFunny]].[[SoUnfunnyItsFunny]].
3rd Sep '17 5:59:46 PM Magnimik
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* A dialogue between "Painless" Doc Johnson and his not very intelligent assistant Rattray, who also a strange habit to eat bugs he catches:

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* A dialogue between "Painless" Doc Johnson and his not very intelligent assistant Rattray, who also has a strange habit to eat bugs he catches:



* Wooz, a bartender in Gecko, tend to tell strange stories about severed heads in Hell (which he considers very funny) and obsessed with the card game [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Tragic: the Gathering]]:

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* Wooz, a bartender in Gecko, tend tends to tell strange stories about severed heads in Hell (which he considers very funny) and is obsessed with the card game [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Tragic: the Gathering]]:
2nd Sep '17 12:39:31 PM Magnimik
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-->'''Chosen One:''' [[NoFourthWall For some reason, I think I should save my game in a brand new slot.]]

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-->'''Chosen One:''' [[NoFourthWall For some reason, I think I should save my game in a brand new slot.]]]]
* A comedian in Bishop's casino. Lameness of his jokes, his nervouseness and the audience's reaction make his performances [[SoUnfunnyThisIsFunny]].
-->'''Comedian:''' Super mutants?
-->'''Audience:''' Does this asshole ever stop telling these stupid jokes?
-->'''Comedian:''' What's so SUPER about them? When was the last time you saw a super mutant... Get a cat out of a tree? Never! Know why? Uhhh... because super mutants don't rescue cats... They kill mercilessly!
-->'''Audience:''' Wish someone would kill you mershssmbl...
-->'''Comedian:''' So who calls them SUPER mutants? Who are these people?
-->'''Audience:''' Probably the same idiots who hired you!
* A dialogue between "Painless" Doc Johnson and his not very intelligent assistant Rattray, who also a strange habit to eat bugs he catches:
-->'''Doc Johnson:'''And that's another thing, I don't want to see you constantly eating those beetles, or roaches, or whatnot.
-->'''Ratt:''' Doctor not want Ratt to get rid of bugs? Okay, Ratt save nice bugs for Doctor to eat.
-->'''Doc Johnson:''' I don't want to eat them, you fool! I just don't want to watch you eat them.
-->'''Ratt:''' Ratt not eat bugs?
-->'''Doc Johnson:''' That's right, DON'T EAT BUGS IN FRONT OF ME. I don't care for that nasty crunching sound.
-->'''Ratt:''' Ratt just suck on crunchy shells then?
-->'''Doc Johnson:''' NO! I don't want you chewing bugs, sucking on them, licking them, or anything else.
-->'''Ratt:''' Ratt no eat bugs. Ratt take good care of Doctor's bugs.
* Wooz, a bartender in Gecko, tend to tell strange stories about severed heads in Hell (which he considers very funny) and obsessed with the card game [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Tragic: the Gathering]]:
-->'''Wooz:''' Oh, the Chosen One. Oh my, I didn't realize. I'll just try to stop shaking long enough to tell you something then. (Wooz smiles) Come closer and I'll whisper it to you. Let me whisper in your earů '''FUCK YOU!!!''' Now get out of my bar. Chosen one. Sheesh, what a loser.
* If you don't rush into the fight with supermutants in the Mariposa base, you can read the dialogue between two supermutants, which borders both on the funny moment and {{Squick}}:
-->'''Supermutant # 1:''' Want hear new recipe?
-->'''Supermutant # 2:''' What kind?
-->'''Supermutant # 1:''' Rat surprise.
-->'''Supermutant # 2:''' Sound good. How me make?
-->'''Supermutant # 1:''' Catch rat. Careful no squish too much.
-->'''Supermutant # 2:''' How no squish? Every time I club them, they pop. Very messy.
-->'''Supermutant # 1:''' You want hear recipe or not? Catch rat your problem.
-->'''Supermutant # 2:''' Me sorry.
-->'''Supermutant # 1:''' Like said, catch rat. Hang by tail on wall.
-->'''Supermutant # 2:''' Let hang til tail fall off. It ready then.
-->'''Supermutant # 1:''' Eat quickly, if let sit too long, the surprise crawl out and fly away.
-->'''Supermutant # 2:''' Sound yummy.
1st Aug '17 9:36:06 PM Teakay
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up467bDJ8Vs low intelligence dialogue with Myron]].



* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up467bDJ8Vs low intelligence dialogue with Myron]].
* In an early part of the game is a man named Torr whom the player can have low intelligence conversations with (Complete with subtitles!). The implication being that the two idiots understand one another perfectly. Here's a transcript:

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up467bDJ8Vs low intelligence dialogue with Myron]].
* In an early part of the game is
Sulik then points you to a man named Torr whom the player can have low intelligence conversations with (Complete with subtitles!). The implication being that the two idiots understand one another perfectly. Here's a transcript:
31st May '17 2:28:57 PM AzyWng
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** Most of the other female responses to Myron's blatant come-ons are worth seeing.



--> '''Chosen One:''' Mother of Go-

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--> '''Chosen One:''' [[KilledMidSentence Mother of Go-Go-]]
11th Feb '17 10:17:56 AM AzyWng
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-->'''Sulik:''' Most people have evil spirits. You? You have ''stupid spirits''. Go see shaman. Get hole in head. ''Big'' hole. ''Huge!''

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-->'''Sulik:''' Most people have evil spirits. You? You have ''stupid spirits''. Go see shaman. Get hole in head. ''Big'' hole. Very big. ''Huge!''
6th Feb '16 4:11:30 AM moloch
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* You can prank call the Enclave. [[DummiedOut And if you have the Restoration/Megamod patch]], they send a squad to kill you. Then you can kill them, and take their DiscOneNuke equipment, if you can.

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* You can prank call the Enclave. [[DummiedOut And if you have the Restoration/Megamod patch]], they send a squad to kill you. Then you can kill them, and take their DiscOneNuke equipment, if you can.can, and if you ''can't'', with high Speech you can bullshit your way out like a champ!
20th Jan '16 9:40:52 PM Gesperitia
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** Also also:
-->'''Dornan''': YOU MO-RON! You are not to question my orders! When I say jump, you jump! When I say fight, you fight! When I tell you to die for your country, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin THEN YOU WILL CERTAINLY DIE!!]] Have I made myself clear?!
17th Jan '16 2:22:15 PM Dirtyblue929
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'''The Chosen One:''' I would, but I don't have ten seconds to spare right now.

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'''The Chosen '''Chosen One:''' I would, but I don't have ten seconds to spare right now.



-->'''The Chosen One:''' What does Mrs. Bishop say in confession? \\

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-->'''The Chosen -->'''Chosen One:''' What does Mrs. Bishop say in confession? \\



--> '''The Chosen One:''' Mother of Go-

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--> '''The Chosen '''Chosen One:''' Mother of Go-



-->'''The Chosen One:''' I always suspected Jesus had ties to organized crime.

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-->'''The Chosen -->'''Chosen One:''' I always suspected Jesus had ties to organized crime.



-->'''The Chosen One:''' How the hell did you open a lock with CLAWS?

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-->'''The Chosen -->'''Chosen One:''' How the hell did you open a lock with CLAWS?



* Getting the [[NoFourthWall Fallout 2 hintbook]].
-->Well, ''this'' would've been useful at the beginning of the goddamn game.

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* Getting the [[NoFourthWall Fallout 2 hintbook]].
-->Well,
hintbook]] from Father Tully after beating the game.
-->You see: The Fallout 2 Hintbook\\
''[examine]''\\
Well,
''this'' would've been useful at the beginning of the goddamn game.
17th Jan '16 2:19:07 PM Dirtyblue929
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-->"[[NoFourthWall Now I have to reload! This is so shitty! I'll get you during my next save game.]]"

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-->"[[NoFourthWall -->'''Chosen One:''' [[NoFourthWall Now I have to reload! This is so shitty! I'll get you during my next save game.]]"]]



-->'''Chosen One:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall For some reason, I think I should save my game in a brand new slot.]]

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-->'''Chosen One:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall [[NoFourthWall For some reason, I think I should save my game in a brand new slot.]]
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