History Funny / EverybodyHatesChris

1st Jul '17 2:11:07 PM Joel32AK
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* "Everybody Hates the Subsitute":
-->'''Subsitute''': Veni. Vidi. Vici....I came. I saw. I conquered.\\

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* "Everybody Hates the Subsitute":
-->'''Subsitute''':
Substitute":
-->'''Substitute''':
Veni. Vidi. Vici....I came. I saw. I conquered.\\



-->'''Subsiture:''' "The Vitruvian Man."\\

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-->'''Subsiture:''' -->'''Substitute:''' "The Vitruvian Man."\\



** What makes it funnier is that ''[[ComicalOverreacting the teacher is crying]]'' [[ComicalOverreacting about Drew being missing]]; no teacher normally reacts that way to an absence. This could easily be a {{Crowning Moment of Funny}}.

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** What makes it funnier is that ''[[ComicalOverreacting the teacher is crying]]'' [[ComicalOverreacting about Drew being missing]]; no teacher normally reacts that way to an absence. This could easily be a {{Crowning Moment of Funny}}.Funny}}.
* In ''Everybody Hates Kris'', Julius had netted himself a job as what is very likely the first black Santa Claus at a fancy department store called "Goldstein's" in which the white people are usually are the majority of shoppers. While this may not seem too funny at face value, one must be reminded that [[TheScrooge Julius is cheapness personified]]. Because of that, after the children tell him their wishes, he lists anything negative he can think of about getting said presents, ergo Julius unintentionally makes the children weep bitter tears. Because of his stinginess, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Julius seems to think they are literally asking]] ''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint him]]'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint rather than the character he's playing, ergo he completely misinterprets the point of Santa Claus.]]
** For instance, when a girl asks for a Malibu Barbie set...
--> Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
--> Little Girl: A Malibu Barbie with the pink remote-controlled Corvette, the Barbie townhouse and the Barbie swimming pool.
--> Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
--> Little Girl: No.
--> Julius: Well, Santa's gonna tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
--> Little Girl: No.
--> Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
--> ''(The little girl starts crying)''
--> Narrator: ''Welcome to my world, kid.''
8th May '17 10:28:14 PM billybobfred
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* Ironically, while no one except Caruso and Greg cares about Chris's absence from school in 'Everybody Hates Gretzky', Drew's fellow classmates and teacher sure as hell do and go into mass hysteria. In fact, [[PanicButton in the event that Drew is not present in school without a legit excuse, they have installed a "Drew Alert" button.]]

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* Ironically, while no one except Caruso and Greg cares about Chris's absence from school in 'Everybody Hates Gretzky', Drew's fellow classmates and teacher sure as hell do and go into mass hysteria. In fact, [[PanicButton in the event that Drew is not present in school without a legit excuse, they have installed a "Drew Alert" button.]]
25th Apr '17 10:18:09 AM ThePantherMan
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* Ironically, while no one except Caruso and Greg cares about Chris's presence not being there, Drew's fellow classmates and teacher sure as hell do and go into mass hysteria. In fact, [[PanicButton in the event that Drew is not present in school without a legit excuse, they have installed a "Drew Alert" button.]]

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* Ironically, while no one except Caruso and Greg cares about Chris's presence not being there, absence from school in 'Everybody Hates Gretzky', Drew's fellow classmates and teacher sure as hell do and go into mass hysteria. In fact, [[PanicButton in the event that Drew is not present in school without a legit excuse, they have installed a "Drew Alert" button.]]
20th Mar '17 11:31:04 AM Monolaf317
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** To the sound of his heartbeats, we see a black screen, then Rochelle's angry face, then a black screen, then Chris' OhCrap face, then a black screen, then Chris lying on a bed in the hospital. A nearby X-ray reveals that Rochelle's shoe got stuck in his anus.

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** To the sound of his heartbeats, we see a black screen, then Rochelle's angry face, then a black screen, then Chris' OhCrap face, then a black screen, then Chris lying on a bed in the hospital. A nearby X-ray reveals that Rochelle's shoe [[AssShove got stuck in his anus.]]
22nd Sep '16 9:15:49 PM nombretomado
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* In "Everybody Hates Malvo", Caruso gives Chris a "comedy" video for his Betamax system. The film? [[spoiler:''Film/TheBirthOfANation'']].

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* In "Everybody Hates Malvo", Caruso gives Chris a "comedy" video for his Betamax system. The film? [[spoiler:''Film/TheBirthOfANation'']].[[spoiler:''Film/{{The Birth of a Nation|1915}}'']].
22nd May '16 2:42:09 PM Joel32AK
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* Rochelle going batshit insane at Julius about Tonya's bra in "Everybody Hates Doc's".

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* Rochelle going batshit insane at Julius about Tonya's bra in "Everybody Hates Doc's".Doc's".
* Ironically, while no one except Caruso and Greg cares about Chris's presence not being there, Drew's fellow classmates and teacher sure as hell do and go into mass hysteria. In fact, [[PanicButton in the event that Drew is not present in school without a legit excuse, they have installed a "Drew Alert" button.]]
** What makes it funnier is that ''[[ComicalOverreacting the teacher is crying]]'' [[ComicalOverreacting about Drew being missing]]; no teacher normally reacts that way to an absence. This could easily be a {{Crowning Moment of Funny}}.
30th Mar '16 10:30:10 AM CosmoKessler297
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* When Rochelle threatens to smack Chris "into another nationality", she does so and Chris is now Chinese.

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* When Rochelle threatens to smack Chris "into another nationality", a quick cutaway gag shows she does so and Chris is now Chinese.
13th Mar '16 10:52:43 AM Vir
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* This piece of dialogue from Everybody Hates Fat Mike when Rochelle gives Julius a grand chewing out for saying that he does house work better than her which can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhspzWX03Ak here.]]

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* This piece of dialogue from Everybody "Everybody Hates Fat Mike Mike" when Rochelle gives Julius a grand chewing out for saying that he does house work better than her which can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhspzWX03Ak here.]]



-->'''Rochelle:''' Chris!
-->'''Chris:''' What?!

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-->'''Rochelle:''' Chris!
-->'''Chris:'''
Chris!\\
'''Chris:'''
What?!



* Everybody Hates the Subsitute:
--> Subsitute: Veni. Vidi. Vici....I came. I saw. I conquered.
--> Chris: Eenie. Meenie. Miney. Mo....Catch a tiger. By the toe.

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* Everybody "Everybody Hates the Subsitute:
--> Subsitute:
Subsitute":
-->'''Subsitute''':
Veni. Vidi. Vici....I came. I saw. I conquered.
--> Chris:
conquered.\\
'''Chris'''"
Eenie. Meenie. Miney. Mo....Catch a tiger. By the toe.



--> Subsiture: "The Vitruvian Man."
--> Chris: "The Hang Man. Pick a letter."

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--> Subsiture: -->'''Subsiture:''' "The Vitruvian Man."
--> Chris:
"\\
'''Chris:'''
"The Hang Man. Pick a letter."



* In "Everybody Hates Malvo", Caruso gives Chris a "comedy" video for his Betamax system. The film? [[spoiler:''Film/TheBirthOfANation'']]
-->'''Narrator:''' Whatever it was, it couldn't be as bad as ''SoulPlane''.

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* In "Everybody Hates Malvo", Caruso gives Chris a "comedy" video for his Betamax system. The film? [[spoiler:''Film/TheBirthOfANation'']]
[[spoiler:''Film/TheBirthOfANation'']].
-->'''Narrator:''' Whatever it was, it couldn't be as bad as ''SoulPlane''.''Film/SoulPlane''.



-->'''Woman:''' How did you get here?
-->'''Chris:''' You don't want to know.

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-->'''Woman:''' How did you get here?
-->'''Chris:'''
here?\\
'''Chris:'''
You don't want to know.



-->'''Julius:''' What are you listening to?
-->'''Drew:''' The Mets, they're my new favorite baseball team.
-->'''Julius:''' ''[[SkywardScream (to the heavens)]]'' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''
-->''(cut to a shot of the earth exploding)''

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-->'''Julius:''' What are you listening to?
-->'''Drew:'''
to?\\
'''Drew:'''
The Mets, they're my new favorite baseball team.
-->'''Julius:'''
team.\\
'''Julius:'''
''[[SkywardScream (to the heavens)]]'' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''
-->''(cut
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''\\
''(cut
to a shot of the earth exploding)''



* Rochelle going batshit insane at Julius about Tonya's bra in Everybody Hates Doc's.

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* Rochelle going batshit insane at Julius about Tonya's bra in Everybody "Everybody Hates Doc's.Doc's".
13th Mar '16 10:39:52 AM Vir
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* When Chris gets a dog, he takes him to a trainer in a Puerto Rican part of town to which he claims is just like Bedstuy just with more Puerto Ricans. "There was a Puerto Rican Killmoves." Cut to Killmoves wrapped in a Puerto Rican flag trying to dance to latin music.

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* When Chris gets a dog, he takes him to a trainer in a Puerto Rican part of town to which he claims is just like Bedstuy just with more Puerto Ricans. "There was a Puerto Rican Killmoves." Cut to Killmoves wrapped in a Puerto Rican flag trying to dance to latin Latin music.
19th Mar '15 9:23:34 AM AlinhoAlisson
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* Almost any scene with Ms. Morello.

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* Almost any scene with Ms. Morello.Morello.
* Rochelle going batshit insane at Julius about Tonya's bra in Everybody Hates Doc's.
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