* This piece of dialogue from "Everybody Hates Fat Mike" when Rochelle gives Julius a grand chewing out for saying that he does house work better than her which can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhspzWX03Ak here.]]
--> '''Rochelle:''' Well, ain't this about a [[CurseCutShort bi-!]] ''(crash)'' Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day ''(crash)'' and now it ain't that damn hard?! ''(crash)'' You bakin', fryin', ''(crash)'' biscuit bakin', pancake makin', bald-headed bastard! ''(crash)'' You must think I'm crazy! ''(crash)'' You can kiss my ain't that hard [[CurseCutShort a-!]] ''(crash)'' HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
** And then what Chris says afterwards:
--> "And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy."
* Chris is pretending to be a bad boy to impress a girl. He's confronting a waiter who threatened to throw him out while "Everybody Plays the Fool" plays and his parents walk up behind him.
-->'''Rochelle:''' Chris!\\
'''Chris:''' What?!
** To the sound of his heartbeats, we see a black screen, then Rochelle's angry face, then a black screen, then Chris' OhCrap face, then a black screen, then Chris lying on a bed in the hospital. A nearby X-ray reveals that Rochelle's shoe [[AssShove got stuck in his anus.]]
* "Hey mom, can I have some cookie?" No, that's not a typo.
* When Chris gets a dog, he takes him to a trainer in a Puerto Rican part of town to which he claims is just like Bedstuy just with more Puerto Ricans. "There was a Puerto Rican Killmoves." Cut to Killmoves wrapped in a Puerto Rican flag trying to dance to Latin music.
** The episode ends with Chris being chased by the dog, with the the usual episode-ending RecurringRiff being sung in Spanish.
* "Everybody Hates the Substitute":
-->'''Substitute''': Veni. Vidi. Vici....I came. I saw. I conquered.\\
'''Chris'''" Eenie. Meenie. Miney. Mo....Catch a tiger. By the toe.
* From the above:
-->'''Substitute:''' "The Vitruvian Man."\\
'''Chris:''' "The Hang Man. Pick a letter."
* [[ScaryBlackMan Julius]] having a phobia of rabbits? Funny. Finding out that he has this phobia because he saw ''Film/NightOfTheLepus''? Hilarious.
* Rochelle gets mad at Julius for not telling her about a credit card he has, to which he tells her that the only thing he bought using it was her wedding ring, which gets her to be quiet. While he's calm about it, we then see an ImagineSpot of him doing a hilarious victory dance while singing about how he was right.
* Why did Chris decide against admitting to his father that he drove his car without permission? He [[ImagineSpot imagined]] that his dad [[DestinationDefenestration would throw him out the window]] if he found out.
* In "Everybody Hates Malvo", Caruso gives Chris a "comedy" video for his Betamax system. The film? [[spoiler:''Film/{{The Birth of a Nation|1915}}'']].
-->'''Narrator:''' Whatever it was, it couldn't be as bad as ''Film/SoulPlane''.
* When Rochelle threatens to smack Chris "into another nationality", a quick cutaway gag shows she does so and Chris is now Chinese.
** Similarly, in the Thanksgiving episode, Chris' grandmother threatens to "hit him into another family". SmashCut to Chris on a couch with a white family.
-->'''Woman:''' How did you get here?\\
'''Chris:''' You don't want to know.
* In "Everybody Hates Ex-Cons", when Julius feels betrayed when he finds out that Drew is a fan of the Mets and not the Dodgers (which he only likes because they had Jackie Robinson for a player).
-->'''Julius:''' What are you listening to?\\
'''Drew:''' The Mets, they're my new favorite baseball team.\\
'''Julius:''' ''[[SkywardScream (to the heavens)]]'' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''\\
''(cut to a shot of the earth exploding)''
* In "Everybody Hates Earth Day", Tonya gets busted at school for threatening a classmate, which Rochelle finds out is a trait that she got from her. And to add to it, Tonya repeats the threat to her family ''in Rochelle's voice''.
* Almost any scene with Ms. Morello.
* Rochelle going batshit insane at Julius about Tonya's bra in "Everybody Hates Doc's".
* Ironically, while no one except Caruso and Greg cares about Chris's absence from school in 'Everybody Hates Gretzky', Drew's fellow classmates and teacher sure as hell do and go into mass hysteria. In fact, in the event that Drew is not present in school without a legit excuse, they have installed a "Drew Alert" button.
** What makes it funnier is that ''[[ComicalOverreacting the teacher is crying]]'' [[ComicalOverreacting about Drew being missing]]; no teacher normally reacts that way to an absence. This could easily be a {{Crowning Moment of Funny}}.
* In ''Everybody Hates Kris'', Julius had netted himself a job as what is very likely the first black Santa Claus at a fancy department store called "Goldstein's" in which the white people are usually are the majority of shoppers. While this may not seem too funny at face value, one must be reminded that [[TheScrooge Julius is cheapness personified]]. Because of that, after the children tell him their wishes, he lists anything negative he can think of about getting said presents, ergo Julius unintentionally makes the children weep bitter tears. Because of his stinginess, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Julius seems to think they are literally asking]] ''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint him]]'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint rather than the character he's playing, ergo he completely misinterprets the point of Santa Claus.]]
** For instance, when a girl asks for a Malibu Barbie set...
--> Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
--> Little Girl: A Malibu Barbie with the pink remote-controlled Corvette, the Barbie townhouse and the Barbie swimming pool.
--> Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
--> Little Girl: No.
--> Julius: Well, Santa's gonna tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
--> Little Girl: No.
--> Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
--> ''(The little girl starts crying)''
--> Narrator: ''Welcome to my world, kid.''