History Funny / EvangelionReDeath

14th Feb '16 3:11:22 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''David:''' Hey, what does "phallic" mean?
'''Conan:''' ''(whispering)'' It means "penis".

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'''David:''' Hey, what does "phallic" mean?
mean?\\
'''Conan:''' ''(whispering)'' It means "penis".\\
14th Feb '16 3:10:52 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.):''' Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?\\

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'''Billy -->'''Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.):''' Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?\\
14th Feb '16 3:10:06 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Hyuga:''' Sensors indicate serious trauma to the groin area!

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'''Hyuga:''' Sensors indicate serious trauma to the groin area!area!\\
14th Feb '16 3:09:52 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''Bob Dole:''' ARE YOU A PIMP, GENDO!?!\\

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''Bob '''Bob Dole:''' ARE YOU A PIMP, GENDO!?!\\
14th Feb '16 3:09:36 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.):''' Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?
-->'''Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK):''' Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...
-->'''David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia):''' Dull?
-->'''Woody Allen (SEELE France):'''' Ugly?
-->'''Bob Dole (Keel):''' [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} TINKY WINKY!]]
-->'''Conan:''' That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the PRIDE color. And that thing on its head is OBVIOUSLY a PHALLIC reference.
-->'''David:''' Hey, what does "phallic" mean?
-->'''Conan:''' ''[whispering]'' It means "penis".
-->'''David:''' Oh...

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-->'''Billy '''Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.):''' Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?
-->'''Conan
Conan?\\
'''Conan
O'Brien (SEELE UK):''' Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...
-->'''David
um...\\
'''David
Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia):''' Dull?
-->'''Woody
Dull?\\
'''Woody
Allen (SEELE France):'''' Ugly?
-->'''Bob
Ugly?\\
'''Bob
Dole (Keel):''' [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} TINKY WINKY!]]
-->'''Conan:'''
WINKY!]]\\
'''Conan:'''
That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the PRIDE ''pride'' color. And that thing on its head is OBVIOUSLY ''obviously'' a PHALLIC reference.
-->'''David:'''
''phallic'' reference.\\
'''David:'''
Hey, what does "phallic" mean?
-->'''Conan:''' ''[whispering]'' '''Conan:''' ''(whispering)'' It means "penis".
-->'''David:''' '''David:''' Oh...



** Misato drunkenly talking attempting to lay down "ground rules" for Shinji and Asuka.
-->'''Misato:''' Okay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have...TWO breasteses.
-->''[Shinji and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other]''
-->'''Misato:''' Not ONE.
-->''[Shinji and Asuka stare]''
-->'''Misato:''' But TWO!
-->''[Sound of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.]''
**
-->''[Shinji looks at Asuka]''
-->'''Shinji:''' How many breastseses do you have?
-->''[Asuka looks to the side and crosses her arms]''
-->'''Asuka:''' [[VocalDissonance N]][[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger o]].

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** * Misato drunkenly talking attempting to lay down "ground rules" for Shinji and Asuka.
-->'''Misato:''' Okay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have...TWO breasteses.
-->''[Shinji
[[{{Pluralses}} breasteses]].\\
''(Shinji
and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other]''
-->'''Misato:'''
other)''\\
'''Misato:'''
Not ONE.
-->''[Shinji
ONE.\\
''(Shinji
and Asuka stare]''
-->'''Misato:'''
stare)''\\
'''Misato:'''
But TWO!
-->''[Sound
TWO!\\
''(Sound
of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.]''
**
-->''[Shinji
)''\\
''(Shinji
looks at Asuka]''
-->'''Shinji:'''
Asuka)''\\
'''Shinji:'''
How many breastseses do you have?
-->''[Asuka
have?\\
''(Asuka
looks to the side and crosses her arms]''
-->'''Asuka:'''
arms)''\\
'''Asuka:'''
[[VocalDissonance N]][[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger o]].o]].
* Shinji falls over in the Evangelion.
-->'''Shinji:''' ''(grumbling)'' My groin!\\
'''Misato:''' Damage report!\\
'''Hyuga:''' Sensors indicate serious trauma to the groin area!
'''Misato:''' [[ShareTheMalePain That's gotta hurt!]]



-->'''Gendo:''' All female personnel please report to... my office for...breast inspection.

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-->'''Gendo:''' All female personnel please report to... my office for... breast inspection.\\\
'''Gendo:''' ''(picks up his phone and clears throat)'' Gendo. You may... speak. ''({{beat}})'' What?! No! 'Course they're clean! Who do you think you're talking to?!? My ladies are ''always''... on time.\\
'''Conan:''' That brings us to something else we need to talk about, Gendo. You see, me and the other members of DI$NEY are becoming quite concerned, and, frankly, I'm becoming concerned, too. That is to say...\\
''Bob Dole:''' ARE YOU A PIMP, GENDO!?!\\
'''Gendo:''' I don't have to put up with these wild allegations-- ''(phone rings)'' Hi. This is... Gendo. Yeah. [[NotHelpingYourCase Plenty of womens.]] Sure, they do whatever you want. ''({{beat}})'' Well, maybe not ''that''.
10th Feb '14 2:53:24 PM TnAdct1
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-->'''Bob Dole (Keel):''' TINKY WINKY!

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-->'''Bob Dole (Keel):''' [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} TINKY WINKY!WINKY!]]
5th Feb '13 8:58:24 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Asuka:''' [[VocalDissonance N]][[ArnoldSchwarzenegger o]].

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-->'''Asuka:''' [[VocalDissonance N]][[ArnoldSchwarzenegger N]][[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger o]].
1st Sep '12 9:25:32 PM MrKurtz
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** -->''[Shinji looks at Asuka]''

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** **
-->''[Shinji looks at Asuka]''
1st Sep '12 9:25:18 PM MrKurtz
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** -->''[Shinji looks at Asuka]''
-->'''Shinji:''' How many breastseses do you have?
-->''[Asuka looks to the side and crosses her arms]''
-->'''Asuka:''' [[VocalDissonance N]][[ArnoldSchwarzenegger o]].
17th Jun '12 4:02:12 AM FELH2
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-->'''Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK):''' Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...
-->'''David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia):''' Dull?
-->'''Woody Allen (SEELE France):'''' Ugly?

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-->'''Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK):''' Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...
um...
-->'''David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia):''' Dull?
Dull?
-->'''Woody Allen (SEELE France):'''' Ugly? Ugly?



* Asuka has ArnoldSchwarzenegger's voice. HilarityEnsues.

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* Asuka has ArnoldSchwarzenegger's Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's voice. HilarityEnsues.



-->'''Misato:''' But TWO!

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-->'''Misato:''' But TWO! TWO!
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