- The SEELE (or rather Di$ney) members (whose names are now those of celebrities they happen to resemble) speaking to Gendo about EVA Unit-01.
Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.): Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK): Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia): Dull?Woody Allen (SEELE France):' Ugly?Bob Dole (Keel): TINKY WINKY!Conan: That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the PRIDE color. And that thing on its head is OBVIOUSLY a PHALLIC reference.David: Hey, what does "phallic" mean?Conan: [whispering] It means "penis".David: Oh...
- Asuka has Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice. Hilarity Ensues.
- Misato proclaiming, "This is a great make-out spot!" before turning to Shinji and staring at him with a vacant, shit-eating grin.
Misato: Okay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have...TWO breasteses.[Shinji and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other]Misato: Not ONE.[Shinji and Asuka stare]Misato: But TWO![Sound of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.][Shinji looks at Asuka]Shinji: How many breastseses do you have?[Asuka looks to the side and crosses her arms]
- Misato drunkenly talking attempting to lay down "ground rules" for Shinji and Asuka.
- Gendo. Just Gendo.
Gendo: All female personnel please report to... my office for...breast inspection.
Funny / Evangelion: ReDeath
There are many, MANY Crowning Moments Of Funny within this fandub.