History Funny / EnnuiGo

--->'''Hashim (imitating Darcy):''' SOON Izzy, your crotch will surrender to the UNYIELDING MIGHT OF DARCY!\\

--> '''Tanya:''' P-please don't bother Izzy, she's having a depressive episode today.
--> '''Darcy:''' I don't care. She has a great deal of work to do today and I can't wait around for her weird brain to feel like doing it.
--> '''Tanya:''' But she's depressed! She can't help it...
--> '''Darcy:''' Similarly, I can't help but want to forcibly remove you from my path. And yet, here we are, still talking. What wonders human determination is capable of.
--> '''Tanya:''' I-Izzy needs to rest...
--> '''Darcy:''' What she '''NEEDS''' is ''me.'' I like you, girl. You're cute and you look after Izzy. But I own most of her company. I am the tiger-force at the core of her operations. When you cry out in your wet dreams, it is Darcy that you see.
--> '''Tanya:''' [[BringMyBrownPants I think I peed a little]]...

--> '''Tanya:''' So, I want to talk to you about Izzy...
--> '''Darcy:''' Oh my God you cannot possibly be doing this right now.
--> '''Tanya:''' Listen, I know you two have a history, but she's really special to me and I'd appreciate it if you didn't hang around her all the time.
--> '''Darcy:''' You think I am your competition? You could not be more wrong. There are none who can compete with Darcy. I will persue whomever I wish. I will date Izzy, and YOU as well. [[{{Polyamory}} All is one in Darcy]]. When I stare into your eyes I will invade your dreams and break your heart. Nothing like Darcy has ever come among you, and nothing will again. I will take you to a night without exit or end and there I will murder your pussy. I will make you crawl and beg. And swoon! Swoon! Swoon for Darcy!
--> '''Tanya:''' *''blushing hard''* [[HereWeGoAgain Oh god why is this happening again?!]]

--> '''Narration''': '''One Month Later'''
--> *''By now, Izzy's hair has grown and her pink dye has faded away to her original blonde, Noah's grown a full grown beard and Hashim's skin has tanned considerably. Their clothes have also completely tattered.''*
--> '''Hashim:''' Aaaaaany day now!
--> '''Izzy:''' Stop saying that!

** [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/472 Hashim makes a flambe]].
** Espinosa [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/475 meets]] [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Len]]. Later on, she meets Renee....who also slaps her ass. [[RuleOfThree Then does it again with a swatter]].
** Max's school is having a fundraiser and wants Espinosa to buy crabs from him. It'd be better if you just read the [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/477 page]] to see for yourself.

--> '''Izzy:''' What summons? ''*she asks as she tears the summons in half.*

--> '''Espinosa:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I quit.]]

** [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/833 Darcy makes a video tutorial about cosplaying]], at least she tries to.

--> '''Hashim (imitating Darcy):''' SOON Izzy, your crotch will surrender to the UNYIELDING MIGHT OF DARCY!
--> '''Noah (also imitating Darcy):''' SILENCE, FOOL! Or the sanctity of your ass will be FORFEIT this day!
--> '''Izzy:''' Guys, she's gonna fucking kill you.
--> '''Darcy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny No, no, that's quite good actually.]] There may be hope for you two yet.

--> '''Izzy:''' Tanya! We should-
--> '''[[OnlySaneMan Tanya]]:''' [[BluntNo No.]]

--> *''door is kicked open''*
--> '''Darcy:''' [[IncomingHam Hello children]].
--> '''Max:''' [[OhCrap Oh hell this ain't gonna be good]].

--> '''Hashim:''' '''SLAM DUNK!'''
--> '''Sarah:''' *''As she is inside the net''* [[DidntSeeThatComing It's really my fault for not expecting something like this]].
* [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/644 Sarah holds a magic show]]. [[TheShowMustGoWrong It goes about as well as you think it does]].

--> '''Darcy:''' *''off-panel''* "Ahoy", "Captain"! *climbing into the boat, wearing a swimsuit, googles and snorker, sporting a SlasherSmile''* [[BloodKnight Darcy believes our rematch got interrupted]]. And it looks like this time, you've got no harpoon.
--> '''Captain Orca:''' *''as Darcy races toward him, knocking away Flamingo Joe and'' ''[[NeckLift grabbing Ally by the throat single-handed]]''* [[OhCrap Oh blast me barnacles, this won't be good]].

--> '''Captain Orca:''' [[WithFriendsLikeThese Y'know I still coulda used some BACKUP when she boarded]].
--> '''Ally:''' [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Hey, when she choked me out, I went down and stayed down]]. 'Sides, I ain't the one who stabbed her with a fuckin' HARPOON.

--> '''Sybil:''' I work retail jobs where I habitually underperform. I like to push the envelope to see how unhelpful I can be before I get fired.
--> '''Xoltan:''' Wow. You make the world so much worse, so casually!
--> '''Sybil:''' What do you do?
--> '''Xoltan:''' I like to switch the "push" and "pull" signs on doors.
--> '''Narration:''' '''Just right''' *''Xoltan and Sybil are making out, knocking off the table they were sitting in.''*

--> *''We are in a laboratory as Len, Tanya and Axil watch through a giant glass window a bunch of screeching chimpanzees thrashing around and throwing their excrement everywhere.''*
--> '''Len:''' Behold, where the science of social media is studied. These chimps are forced to scroll through Website/{{Twitter}} for ten hours a day. They become violently insane.
--> '''Axil:''' '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext TOLD YOU!]]'''
--> '''Random Scientist:''' Are you an alien?!
--> '''Axil:''' '''[[BlatantLies ABSOLUTELY]] [[HughMann NOT!]]'''
--> '''Random Scientist:''' Oh, okay.
--> '''Tanya:''' Why would anyone do this?
--> '''Axil:''' '''THE ABSTRACT FOR THEIR RESEARCH SAYS IT IS "[[ItAmusedMe FOR THE LOLS]]".'''

---> '''Renee:''' (shocked) B-but... how?! I poured a whole bottle of hot sauce on those.\\
'''Sarah:''' (smugly) Oh honey... [[UnaffectedBySpice I eat Hashim's cooking every day]]. You were beaten before you even opened the bottle.

---> '''Darcy:''' '''TELL THE BOY WHERE IT WENT, TANYA.'''\\

---> '''Darcy:''' You are the target audience. What do you think?\\

--> '''[[OnlySaneMan Tanya]]:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No.]]

--> *''By now, Izzy's hair has grown and her pink dye has faded away to her original blonde, Noah's grown a full grown beard and Hashim's skinned has tanned. Their clothes have also completely tattered.''*

** To wit: a naked Hashim rides on a skateboard while carrying an equally naked Sarah, does an aerial on a ramp, goes flying and then dunks Sarah through a net like a basketball. All the while she's carrying a blank expression on her face, as if to say "well, this is happening."

---> '''Darcy:''' '''TELL THE BOY WHERE IT WENT, TANYA.''\\

--> '''Darcy:''' You are the target audience. What do you think?\\

* Of all Darcy's wives, why is ''Darcy'' pregnant? [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/1448 Because Izzy tripped and put the applicator in the wrong person.]]

--> '''Hashim (imitating Darcy):''' SOON Izzy, your crotch will surrender to the UNYIELDING MIGHT Of DARCY!

** Of course, as "Cannon Maintenance" revealed, Darcy did leave Orca and his crew alone....but she still [[CurbStompBattle beat the crap out of him]]. For a few days, in fact.

** Renee and Len have been fighting over who gets exclusive with Noah, so when they end up being partners in the "Wheelbarrow" race, their arguing naturally devolves into a CatFight.

*** '''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Darcy]]''' '''''[[FunnyBackgroundEven IS]].'''''... also watching the fight with similar ''interest.''

*** '''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Darcy]]''' '''''IS.'''''... also watching the fight with similar ''interest.''

* The "Blood on the Sand" arc in Vol. 3, where Izzy host a "family fun fest" on Key Manati, also has great moments of comedy, as well as a showcase of underhanded-ness from these characters:

'''Doctor Bald''': CURSES! WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS?! [[note]]Frankie told him that someone would slap it off his hands. She was right[[/note]]
** How do Captain Orca and his crew end up losing the "Sack Race"? By intentionally bumping into Officer Espinosa, charged with assaulting an police officer and being sent to jail.

** How do Captain Orca and his crew end up losing the "Sack Race"? By bumping into Officer Espinosa, charged with assaulting an police officer and being sent to jail.

--> '''Axil:''' '''THE ABSTRACT FOR THEIR RESEARCH SAYS IT IS "[[ItAmusedMe FOR THE LOLS]]".'''

--> *''door is kicked open''* '''Darcy:''' Hello children.

---> *''We are in a laboratory as Len, Tanya and Axil watch through a giant glass window a bunch of screeching chimpanzees thrashing around and throwing their excrement everywhere.''*
---> '''Len:''' Behold, where the science of social media is studied. These chimps are forced to scroll through Website/{{Twitter}} for ten hours a day. They become violently insane.

---> '''Axil:''' '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext TOLD YOU!]]'''
---> '''Random Scientist:''' Are you an alien?!
---> '''Axil:''' '''[[BlatantLies ABSOLUTELY]] [[HughMann NOT!]]'''
---> '''Random Scientist:''' Oh, okay.
---> '''Tanya:''' Why would anyone do this?
---> '''Axil:''' '''THE ABSTRACT FOR THEIR RESEARCH SAYS IT IS "[[ItAmusedMe FOR THE LOLS]]".'''

--> '''Narration:''' '''Just right''' *''Xoltan and Sybil are making out, knocking off the table they were sitting in.''*

---> '''Darcy:''' *''off-panel''* "Ahoy", "Captain"! *climbing into the boat, wearing a swimsuit, googles and snorker, sporting a SlasherSmile''* [[BloodKnight Darcy believes our rematch got interrupted]]. And it looks like this time, you've got no harpoon.
---> '''Captain Orca:''' *''as Darcy races toward him, knocking away Flamingo Joe and'' ''[[NeckLift grabbing Ally by the throat single-handed]]''* [[OhCrap Oh blast me barnacles, this won't be good]].

--> '''Ally:''' Hey, when she choked me out, I went down and stayed down. 'Sides, I ain't the one who stabbed her with a fuckin' HARPOON.

* Vol. 4 ends with Captain Orca, after being saved by his nemesis the Jellyfish Girl, letting go of his vendetta and leave Key Manati with his crew. Seems like a calm, heartwarming end for him [[KarmaHoudini even after all the stuff he pulled throughout Vols. 3 and 4]]? [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/1000 Well....]]

* [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/644 Sarah holds a magic show]]. [[TheShowMustGoWrong It goes about as well as you think it does]].

** The reveal that [[spoiler:Adelie, who had been acting as a tour guide for Espinosa [[TwinSwitch was]] actually Izzy. Apparently, [[NoodleIncident this wasn't the first time she pretended to be her sister to have sex with someone]].]]

--> '''Tanya:''' *''blushing hard''* [[CallBack Oh god why is this happening again?!]]