History Funny / Emma

22nd Aug '17 8:39:33 AM YourEternalTroper
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!!The Wrestler
*The Raw after SummerSlam, Emma has been bragging and ranting on how she should be in the championship picture at SummerSlam, but she had to fight in a triple threat match and then against 6-time Women's Champion Wrestling/MickieJames, getting screwed on both matches. And then she continues to rant about her current opponent, Nia Jax, who is [[RightBehindMe standing right behind her]] as she rants. And when Emma turns her attention to Nia after being so close to calling the latter a moron, there is this exchange
-->'''Emma:''' How long have you been standing there?
-->'''Nia Jax''': A while. Yeah, and after our match tonight, the trend on Website/{{Twitter}} is gonna be "Give Emma...CPR!"
**Made even funnier when the crowd started chanting "CPR! CPR! CPR!" on Emma...while Wrestling/MichaelCole wishes her good luck.
10th Apr '17 6:42:24 AM BobTanaka
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* This GilliganCut:
-->'''Emma:''' (discussing the Box Hill party) "It shall be an intimate gathering and we shall only invite people we like!"
-->''Cut to:''
-->'''[[{{Jerkass}} Mrs. Elton:]]''' "Box Hill! What marvelous idea!"
12th Mar '17 7:45:32 PM eowynjedi
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!!The Novel



* The archery scene in the 1996 film version: "Try not to kill my dogs."



* Emma's reaction in the 2009 series to Mr. Elton's complimenting Harriet's (extremely sloppy) painting:
-->'''Emma:''' "Oh, my. He really must be in love!"
* Another one from the 2009 series is Emma's long rant over Mrs. Elton upon first meeting her. She walks from home, through the town, and back, muttering angrily to herself all the while:
-->'''Emma:''' "Knightley! She calls him 'Knightley'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"


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!!1996 film
* The archery scene: "Try not to kill my dogs."

!!2009 series
* Emma's reaction to Mr. Elton's complimenting Harriet's (extremely sloppy) painting:
-->'''Emma:''' "Oh, my. He really must be in love!"
* Mr. Knightly remarks that Mr. Elton is so full of himself it's a wonder he can stay on the horse.
* Emma's long rant over Mrs. Elton upon first meeting her. She walks from home, through the town, and back, muttering angrily to herself all the while:
-->'''Emma:''' "Knightley! She calls him 'Knightley'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"
* The general reaction to old Mrs. Churchill's death. John Knightly coldly but accurately points out that nobody liked her while she was alive, and he doesn't know why they should have to be sad--his wife makes a token disagreement but says it is very ''interesting''. The Westons and Emma, meanwhile, try very hard to react properly and fail utterly.
-->'''Emma:''' I am so very happy at this... dreadful news!
* There is something rather humorous at Emma's utter melodrama when she bursts into Knightly's office, sobbing that she can never marry him in spite of her feelings, and runs away, leaving him bewildered.
5th Oct '16 6:33:21 PM LadyNorbert
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* Mr Perry, an apothecary of Highbury, acknowledged to Mr Woodhouse that wedding-cake can be too heavy to be eaten and might disagree with many, though it seemed rather against his bias of inclination. Mr Woodhouse took for granted that Mr Perry himself would not touch it, yet this followed:

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* Mr Mr. Perry, an apothecary of Highbury, acknowledged acknowledges to Mr Mr. Woodhouse that wedding-cake can be too heavy to be eaten and might disagree with many, though it seemed seems rather against his bias of inclination. Mr Mr. Woodhouse took takes it for granted that Mr Perry himself would not touch it, yet this followed:follows:



* When Emma hosts a party for Mrs Elton, Mr John Knightley is also present because he has just happened to bring his two eldest sons to stay with their grandpapa and aunt Emma. Mr John Knighley is concerned that they might be too much for her, and then there is a hilarious exchange between Emma, Mr Knightley and Mr John Knightley, which amuses Mr Knightley a great deal. However, narrator's sly comment at the end of the chapter takes the cake:

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* When Emma hosts a party for Mrs Mrs. Elton, Mr Mr. John Knightley is also present because he has just happened to bring his two eldest sons to stay with their grandpapa and aunt Emma. Mr Mr.. John Knighley is concerned that they might be too much for her, and then there is a hilarious exchange between Emma, Mr Knightley and Mr Mr. John Knightley, which amuses Mr Mr. Knightley a great deal. However, narrator's sly comment at the end of the chapter takes the cake:



* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably a very good sort of fellow").

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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's Knightley's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] Knightley]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably a very good sort of fellow").fellow.")



* The LemonyNarrator gets some good snark in. For instance, when Emma meditates on Harriet's good heart and thinks that "to resemble her would be more for her own welfare and happiness could be more for her own welfare than all that genius and intelligence could do," the narration quickly disperses the idea:
-->'''Narrator:''' "It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant..."

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* The LemonyNarrator gets in some good snark in.snark. For instance, when Emma meditates on Harriet's good heart and thinks that "to resemble her would be more for her own welfare and happiness could be more for her own welfare than all that genius and intelligence could do," the narration quickly disperses the idea:
-->'''Narrator:''' "It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant...""
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24th Sep '16 8:37:56 AM BobTanaka
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-->'''Emma:''' "Knightley! She calls him 'Knightley'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"

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-->'''Emma:''' "Knightley! She calls him 'Knightley'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"that!"
* The LemonyNarrator gets some good snark in. For instance, when Emma meditates on Harriet's good heart and thinks that "to resemble her would be more for her own welfare and happiness could be more for her own welfare than all that genius and intelligence could do," the narration quickly disperses the idea:
-->'''Narrator:''' "It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant..."
1st Jun '16 11:25:05 AM LadyNorbert
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* Mr Woodhouse continued to call Mrs Weston "Miss Taylor" after her marriage. When discussing their plans for the day of the Coles' party, Mrs. Weston spoke of her previous title as if "Miss Taylor" was another person altogether:
--> '''Mr Woodhouse:''' Ah, Miss Taylor, if you had not married, you would have staid at home with me.
--> '''Mrs Weston:''' Well, sir, as I took Miss Taylor away, it is incumbent on me to supply her place, if I can.



* Emma's reaction in the 2009 Series to Mr. Elton's complimenting Harriet's (extremely sloppy) painting:

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* Emma's reaction in the 2009 Series series to Mr. Elton's complimenting Harriet's (extremely sloppy) painting:



-->'''Emma:''' "Knightly! She calls him 'Knightly'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"

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-->'''Emma:''' "Knightly! "Knightley! She calls him 'Knightly'! 'Knightley'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"
7th May '16 5:14:15 PM BobTanaka
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-->'''Emma:''' "Oh, my. He really must be in love!"

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-->'''Emma:''' "Oh, my. He really must be in love!"love!"
* Another one from the 2009 series is Emma's long rant over Mrs. Elton upon first meeting her. She walks from home, through the town, and back, muttering angrily to herself all the while:
-->'''Emma:''' "Knightly! She calls him 'Knightly'! I've known him all my life and ''I'' don't call him that!"
7th May '16 3:22:10 PM BobTanaka
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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably a very good sort of fellow").

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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably a very good sort of fellow").fellow").
* Emma's reaction in the 2009 Series to Mr. Elton's complimenting Harriet's (extremely sloppy) painting:
-->'''Emma:''' "Oh, my. He really must be in love!"
4th May '16 6:46:31 AM BobTanaka
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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's a very good sort of fellow").

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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably a very good sort of fellow").
20th Jan '16 1:33:37 PM BobTanaka
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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably a very good sort of person").

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* At the climax, Mr. Knightly's emotions are expressed this way: Emma is low and dejected ("Frank Churchill is a villain!"). Emma never felt anything for Frank ("Frank Churchill is not so bad.") [[spoiler: Emma loves Mr. Knightly]] ("Can't think of Frank Churchill right now, but he's probably he's a very good sort of person").fellow").
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