History Funny / Elementary

* Lucy's [[http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/11/06/elementary-jonny-lee-miller-lucy-liu/ idea]] for how Joan and Sherlock should hook up, and Jonny's reason for why Sherlock does not wear a hat.
* Lucy and Jonny answer some [[http://www.people.com/people/videos/0,,20867187,00.html burning questions]], such as "Trigonometry" spoken in Jonny's accent, and Lucy balancing the container on her head.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aB2hU3axc HOLMES: The Revolutionary New Sleep System]]
* Holmes and Watson [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_tIzCQvrmI meets]] [[Series/PersonOfInterest Finch and Reese]].
-->'''Holmes''': I have a beautiful and alluring partner.\\
'''Finch''': [[HoYay So do I]].\\
[''Reese stares at Finch incredulously for a {{Beat}}'']\\
'''Watson''': Awkward...
** Even funnier in Season 7 where [[spoiler:the big bad could be described as Finch without the morals.]]

* The internet collective Everyone agrees to search for missing persons who received payments from a shell corporation. In return, Sherlock has to put together a researched essay as to why [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella should have ended up with Jacob, not Edward]]. And read it aloud at a convention.

* Sherlock makes an off-hand comments about "last night's events". Turns out his plan to put out a fake murder to try and catch a criminal murder cleaner actually attracted an undercover police officer, with all the drama ("") that entails.

* Sherlock's offended by an IncrediblyLamePun.

** Then Margaret tries to soothe little Archie with what looks like a strange hand-cranked egg beater, only for this gem from Watson:

-->'''Kitty:''' I think you meant [[IncrediblyLamePun "football."]]

** Joan getting her own back for Sherlock assaulting her in the foyer by throwing over the rack of locks Sherlock has placed by country of origin. The look on Sherlock's face is ''priceless''.

* The opening of the episode shows Holmes in group therapy being unusually still. When Watson puts her hand on him, he jumps up shouting "AMYGDALA!" and then happily leaves as if nothing happened. It turns out that he had hypnotized himself into a trance. The next time they're at a meeting, Holmes is about to doze off when Watson threatens to jab a thumbtack into his thigh. The look on her face wisely shuts him up.

'''Watson''': No. ''[Two seconds later, realizing what Ty just said]'' Wow. Uh, not even close.

'''Joan''': [''muttering under her breath''] If you do, swing from the left.

'''Sherlock''': Me! ''Baton!'' [whacks "M" out cold]

* The B Plot concerns a porno that was shot and filmed in Watson's apartment while she's been living with Sherlock. It provides several hilarious moments such as both her and Sherlock criticizing the film's continuity errors, Sherlock buying a spatula to replace the one that was "violated" in the porno in question (as well as a replacement toothbrush, though just why Watson's old brush needed to be replaced when they didn't use it in the film is [[NoodleIncident never explained]]), and Watson [[spoiler: blackmailing the film's director and the superintendent who was in on it to pay for her items to be put into storage and a new couch.]]

* Sherlock hit Joan in the back with a tennis ball. She later retaliates by beaning him in the face with a basketball.
** [[IronicEcho “Could have been a knife.”]]
* Joan getting her own back for Sherlock assaulting her in the foyer by throwing over the rack of locks Sherlock has placed by country of origin. The look on Sherlock's face is ''priceless''.

-->'''Watson:''' ''[blank look]''

-->'''Watson:''' ''[rolls eyes]''

* Lydon's driver, Crabtree, shows up at the brownstone with a bee in a box for Sherlock as an offer of payment in exchange for Sherlock taking the case. Sherlock is unimpressed until he realizes it's a rare species and proceeds to stare in wonder for several moments before rejecting it. As Crabtree turns away, still holding the bee, Sherlock looks visibly pained by the decision.

'''Mycroft''': My. Croft. Hasn't been that long, has it?\\

'''Sherlock''': Fatty, this is Watson. Watson, this is Fatty.\\

* Watson's face after Sherlock calls Mycroft "an indolent manchild".

-->'''Sherlock:''' [[Franchise/SpiderMan I was bitten by a radioactive detective.]]

-->'''Sherlock:''' ''(entering interview room)'' Victor Nardin; think fast! ''(throws orange at the suspect's face, bouncing it off his left eye)'' This man is innocent. ''(leaves)''

-->'''Sherlock''': He allowed himself to be duped by an [[LawmanGoneBad FBI agent who told him he was a registered informant]], when he wasn’t. He left fingerprints on a gun at the scene of a murder [[WhatanIdiot he did not commit]]. And how did you two meet again?
-->'''Watson''': Wait, hold on a second…
-->'''Sherlock''': That’s right! You pulled five bullets out of him after he was ambushed and shot! Now that I know him better I’m surprised he didn’t step on a bear trap and then fall down a well! I’m sorry, but if I had known he was going to remain with the SBK, I never would have [[spoiler: wiped his fingerprints from that gun]]! That man is safer in prison!

-->'''Marcus:''' Your brother-in-law, Milo Spitz, was found dead in his car at South Mount Reservation.
-->'''Mobster:''' Milo committed suicide.
-->'''Joan:''' He was stabbed sixteen times.
-->'''Mobster:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Hardest he ever worked in his life.]]

'''Watson''': No.\\
'''Watson''' (''Two seconds later, realizing what Ty just said''): Wow. Uh, not even close.

* In the lift, Sherlock gives an awkward apology to the AlmightyJanitor for earlier when he threw a jug off water on the ground to get the Janitor out of the room. The janitor says it's alright, gets out of the lift... [[{{Troll}} but not before he presses every button up to Sherlock's floor]].

[[Ac: 09 - No One Lives Forever]]

** The writers are not making this up, there have ''actually been'' some infamous heists involving [[spoiler: maple syrup]], google it.

* "The Leviathan" introduces Mr. Batonvert. Whose name in French means green stick.