History Funny / ETTheExtraterrestrial

** Elliott's mom actually ''laughs'' as she tries to reprimand him.

* Elliott's reaction to seeing E.T. dressed up.
-->"You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."

* E.T. laughing at the WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing a beer can at it.
* The botched frog dissection scene is full of these.
** When Elliott first releases his frog:
--> "Run for your life! Back to the river, back to the forest! Run! I gotta save you!"
** The way none of the other students try to help or hinder, just sit at their lab tables and chant:
--> "Back to the river, back to the forest!"
** When he tries to free one big kid's frog, and the boy resists. (That's also the kid he steps on later while kissing the girl.)
** One traumatized pigtailed girl just stands there holding a frog in each hand while chaos erupts around her and two boys heap frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's reenactment of the Creator/JohnWayne [[Film/TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching, inspired in part by a pretty girl screaming (because the two prankster boys also put a frog on ''her'' shoes) and fleeing for the exit just like the woman in the movie.
** The wistful music playing as the kids dump the frogs out the window and the pretty girl watches Elliot get hauled away. [[KidANova Elliot, you charmer, you!]]
** Two words: [[IntoxicationEnsues Drunken E.T.]]
* Big brother Michael needs to get his priorities straight.
--> '''Michael''': We're all gonna die and they're never gonna give me my license!

* When poor hungover E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.
--> '''Gertie''': Here he is!
--> '''Mary''': Here's who?
--> '''Gertie''': The man from the moon, but I think you've killed him already.
** Gertie is like a walking funny moment. Everywhere she goes something hilarious happens.
* Elliot tries to keep E.T. concealed after his revival:
-->'''E.T.''' [through Elliot's hands]]: ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''' [whispering]: Will you shut up...!
* It's Halloween and E.T. sees a kid dressed as [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Yoda]]... ''and recognizes him''.
-->[waddling after the kid] Home! Home!
* Gertie being screaming at E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. screaming right back. (He seems to be starting to think that's how people greet each other around here.)

* ET trying to heal the "bloody" costume knife through Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.
* ET crashing the bike after Elliott hopes he won't.
* It's really subtle and hard to hear, but when Elliott is grabbing his jar with the frog in it, you can hear a kid say "Let's put some chloroform on the teacher."

* When Elliot tells Michael that E.T. is alive again, he gets so overwhelmed with joy that he jumps up and accidentally hits his head on the ceiling.
* Elliot belching after E.T. chugs a can of Coors.
* After the boys steal the van, Mary tries to follow in her car with Gertie. Keys stops them, asking where they're going.
-->'''Gertie'''[as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat and tries to shush her]: To the spaceship! To the spaceship to the... Moon!

-->'''Tyler''': "Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
-->'''Greg''': "He doesn't get it, Ty."
-->'''Tyler''': "Your ''anus''?"
-->'''Greg''': "He doesn't get it"
-->'''Elliot''': "You have zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "And you're such a cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "Cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Pretty Girl''' [unnoticed]: "Hi, Elliot."
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "[[LameComeback You wimp!]]"

** The fact that Elliott's ''mom'' laughs as she tries to reprimand him.

** "You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."
* When E.T. falls into the bath tub... He doesn't drown, of course.

** When Elliott first releases his frog, "Run for your life! Back to the river, back to the forest! Run! I gotta save you!"
** The fact that none of the other students are trying to help or hinder, they just sit at their lab tables chanting "back to the river, back to the forest!".
** When he tries to free the "big kids" frog, and the boy naturally resists.
** One pigtailed girl just standing there holding a frog in each hand while chaos erupts around her.
** The two boys scaring the one girl by placing their frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's reenactment of the Creator/JohnWayne [[Film/TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching.
** Two words: [[IntoxicationEnsues Drunk E.T.]]

--> '''Michael''': ''(feigning shock)'' He came back? He came back? ''(pretends to be attacked)'' Oh, my God!

* When poor drunk E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.

-->'''E.T.''': ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''': ''(whispering)'' Will you shut up!

-->''(waddling after the kid)'' Home! Home!
* Gertie being scared of E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. being equally scared of her.

* ET trying to fix the costume knife in Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.

-->'''Gertie:''' (''as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat'') We're going to the spaceship! We're-we're going to the spaceship!

-->'''Boy''': "Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
-->'''Other Boy''': "He doesn't get it."
-->'''First Boy''': "Your ''anus''?"
-->'''Second Boy''': "He doesn't get it"

-->'''First Boy''': "And you're such an absoluta simia!"

-->'''Gertie:''' (''as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat'') We're going to the spaceship! We're-we're going to the spaceship!

-->'''Gertie:''' ''as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat'' We're going to the spaceship! We're-we're going to the spaceship!

* E.T. screaming at the WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing a beer can at it.

* After the boys steal the van, Mary tries to follow in her car with Gertie. The keys man stops them, asking where they're going.

* Elliot belching after E.T. chugs a can of Coors.

* When Elliot tells Michael that E.T. is alive again, he gets so overwhelmed with joy that he jumps up and accidentally hits his head on the ceiling.

** When Elliott first releases his frog, "Get out of here! Go back to the river!"

--> '''Elliott''': Michael, he came back.

--> '''Elliott''': Okay, swear it one more time.
--> '''Michael''': ''(as Yoda)'' Absolute power you have! Eerrp!

--> '''Gertie''': I want you to meet somebody. The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

* It's really subtle and hard to hear, but when Elliott is grabbing his jar with the frog in it, you can hear a kid say "Let's put some cloriform on the teacher."

* When Elliot tells Michael that E.T. is alive again, he gets so overwhelmed with joy that he jumps up and accidentally hits his head on the ceiling.
* What Michael exclaims during the scene when he's driving the van away from the police:
-->'''Micheal:''' We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

-->'''Gertie:''' Give me a break!

* Elliott's "It was nothing like that, penis breath!" ''still'' makes [[@/HappyCorner this troper]] scream in laughter.
** This troper always loved that Elliott's *mom* laughs as she tries to reprimand him.
* When E.T. falls into the bath tub... He doesn't drown of course.

** Elliott's reenactment of the JohnWayne [[TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching.

* Personally I loved the whole "Most Excellent Promise" scene.

* It's Halloween and E.T. sees a kid dressed as [[TheEmpireStrikesBack Yoda]]... ''and recognizes him''.

* E.T. screaming at the TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing a beer can at it.

* It's really subtle and hard to hear, but when Elliott is grabbing his jar with the frog in it, you can hear a kid say "Let's put some cloriform on the teacher."

* ET crashing the bike after Elliott hopes he won't.

* ET trying to fix the costume knife in Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.

-->'''Elliot''': ''[whispering]'' Will you shut up!

-->''[waddling after the kid]'' Home! Home!

--> '''Elliott''': O.K., stand over there. And you'd better take off your shoulder pads.

--> '''Michael''': O.K., they're closed. Mom is going to kill you. Eeeeghh!
--> '''Elliott''': O.K., swear it one more time.
--> '''Michael''': ''as Yoda'' Absolute power you have! Eerrp!

--> '''Michael''': ''(feigning shock)'' He came back? He came back? ''[pretends to be attacked]'' Oh, my God!

--> '''Michael''': ''[feigning shock]'' He came back? He came back? ''[pretends to be attacked]'' Oh, my God!

* Gertie being scared of E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. being equally scared of her.

-->''[waddling after the kid]'' Home! Home!

** When Elliott first realesed his frog, "Get out of here! Go back to the river!"

** The two boy's scaring the one girl by placing their frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's renenactment of the JohnWayne movie E.T. is watching.

--> '''Elliott''': O.K., stand over there. You'd better take off your shoulder pads. You might scare him. And close your eyes.

--> '''Michael''': ''as Yoda'' You have absolute power! Eerrp!

** Gertie is like, a walking momnet of funny. Everwhere she goes something hilarious happens.

--> '''Michael''': He came back? He came back? Oh, my God!

* Gertie is like, a walking momnet of funny. Everwhere she goes something hilarious happens.
* When E.T.'s heart light's up again and he is revived.
--> '''E.T.''': E.T. phone home. Phone home, phone home.
--> '''Elliott''': HA!!!