History Funny / ETTheExtraterrestrial

6th Nov '17 1:18:57 PM LittleGwen
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6th Nov '17 1:04:57 PM LittleGwen
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-->'''Greg''': Tell me when it's over! '''squeezes eyes shut'''

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-->'''Greg''': Tell me when it's over! '''squeezes eyes shut'''shut'''
** The boys' expressions when they're coming in for a landing are a hilarious mix of awe, excitement and terror.
6th Nov '17 1:03:32 PM LittleGwen
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-->[[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar softly]]] "[[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]"

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-->[[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar softly]]] "[[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]"shit!]]"
* When E.T. makes the bikes fly to save them from the government agents one of the feds just sort of leans back against his car and stares.
-->'''Greg''': Tell me when it's over! '''squeezes eyes shut'''
25th Jul '17 3:30:57 PM SithPanda16
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29th May '17 9:40:47 PM Nakuyabi
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-->'''Greg''': He doesn't get it

to:

-->'''Greg''': He doesn't get itit!



* E.T. laughing at the WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing a beer can at it.

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* E.T. laughing (or crying out in disgust?) at the WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing a beer can at it.it. ([[ProducePelting Everyone's a critic.]])
29th May '17 9:32:17 PM Nakuyabi
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* Elliot's shedding plastic tunnel segment with the two guys in it. After they're cut loose, the guys yell after the van. While the subtitles have the more vocal one yelling "That did it!" [[TheUnintelligible one suspects that's]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar not quite what he was saying]]...

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* Elliot's shedding the plastic tunnel segment with the two guys in it.it from the van. After they're cut loose, the guys yell after the van. While the subtitles have the more vocal one yelling "That did it!" [[TheUnintelligible one suspects that's]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar not quite what he was saying]]...
29th May '17 9:31:13 PM Nakuyabi
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--> '''Michael''': Okay, they're closed. Mom is going to kill you. Eeeeghh!

to:

--> '''Michael''': Okay, they're closed. Mom is going to kill you. Eeeeghh! Eeeughh!



* Mary's reaction to seeing Elliot's supposed "reorganizing" of his room:
--> "This is no room. This is an accident."



-->'''Gertie:''' Give me a break!

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-->'''Gertie:''' [[LittleMissSnarker Give me a break!break!]]
** Especially funny in retrospect when you see her reaction to the ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve part of her mother's reading of ''Peter Pan''.



* Gertie and Elliot discussing their plans while overhearing their mother arguing with Michael:
-->'''Gertie''': ...Meet you at the lookout. ''At the lookout!'' I'm not stupid, you know!
-->'''Mary''': Listen, buster, you won't get ''four blocks'' dressed like that!
-->'''Michael''': Please?
-->'''Mary''': No, and that's final! You are ''not'' going as a terrorist!
-->'''Michael''': But all the guys are!
-->'''Gertie''': ...Not stupid, you know.



* Another snippet from the same scene: Elliot happens to notice the flowers are reviving, though "Keys" doesn't.
-->'''Keys''': You want the flowers?
-->'''Elliot''': [Cries out even louder while feigning grief.]



* Elliot's shedding plastic tunnel segment with the two guys in it. After they're cut loose, the guys yell after the van. While the subtitles have the more vocal one yelling "That did it!" [[TheUnintelligible one suspects that's]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar not quite what he was saying]]...
* Greg's being WrongGenreSavvy:
-->'''Greg''': Can't he just... beam up?
-->'''Elliot''': ThisIsReality, Greg.



-->[Two packs of agent from either side lunge in after him, roaring like angry savages]

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-->[Two packs of agent from either side lunge in after him, roaring like angry savages]savages.]
29th May '17 9:10:35 PM Nakuyabi
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** Elliott's mom actually ''laughs'' as she tries to reprimand him.

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** Elliott's mom actually ''laughs'' ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughs]]'' as she tries to reprimand him.



* Elliott's reaction to seeing E.T. dressed up.
-->"You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."



* E.T. laughing at the WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing a beer can at it.
* The botched frog dissection scene is full of these.
** When Elliott first releases his frog:
--> "Run for your life! Back to the river, back to the forest! Run! I gotta save you!"
** The way none of the other students try to help or hinder, just sit at their lab tables and chant:
--> "Back to the river, back to the forest!"
** When he tries to free one big kid's frog, and the boy resists. (That's also the kid he steps on later while kissing the girl.)
** One traumatized pigtailed girl just stands there holding a frog in each hand while chaos erupts around her and two boys heap frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's reenactment of the Creator/JohnWayne [[Film/TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching, inspired in part by a pretty girl screaming (because the two prankster boys also put a frog on ''her'' shoes) and fleeing for the exit just like the woman in the movie.
** The wistful music playing as the kids dump the frogs out the window and the pretty girl watches Elliot get hauled away. [[KidANova Elliot, you charmer, you!]]
** Two words: [[IntoxicationEnsues Drunken E.T.]]
* Big brother Michael needs to get his priorities straight.
--> '''Michael''': We're all gonna die and they're never gonna give me my license!



* When poor hungover E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.
--> '''Gertie''': Here he is!
--> '''Mary''': Here's who?
--> '''Gertie''': The man from the moon, but I think you've killed him already.
** Gertie is like a walking funny moment. Everywhere she goes something hilarious happens.
* Elliot tries to keep E.T. concealed after his revival:
-->'''E.T.''' [through Elliot's hands]]: ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''' [whispering]: Will you shut up...!
* It's Halloween and E.T. sees a kid dressed as [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Yoda]]... ''and recognizes him''.
-->[waddling after the kid] Home! Home!
* Gertie being screaming at E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. screaming right back. (He seems to be starting to think that's how people greet each other around here.)

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* When poor hungover E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.
--> '''Gertie''': Here he is!
--> '''Mary''': Here's who?
--> '''Gertie''': The man from the moon, but I think you've killed him already.
** Gertie is like a walking funny moment. Everywhere she goes something hilarious happens.
* Elliot tries to keep E.T. concealed after his revival:
-->'''E.T.''' [through Elliot's hands]]: ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''' [whispering]: Will you shut up...!
* It's Halloween and E.T. sees a kid dressed as [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Yoda]]... ''and recognizes him''.
-->[waddling after the kid] Home! Home!
* Gertie being screaming at E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. screaming right back. (He seems to be starting to think that's how people greet each other around here.)



* ET trying to heal the "bloody" costume knife through Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.
* ET crashing the bike after Elliott hopes he won't.
* It's really subtle and hard to hear, but when Elliott is grabbing his jar with the frog in it, you can hear a kid say "Let's put some chloroform on the teacher."



* When Elliot tells Michael that E.T. is alive again, he gets so overwhelmed with joy that he jumps up and accidentally hits his head on the ceiling.
* Elliot belching after E.T. chugs a can of Coors.
* After the boys steal the van, Mary tries to follow in her car with Gertie. Keys stops them, asking where they're going.
-->'''Gertie'''[as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat and tries to shush her]: To the spaceship! To the spaceship to the... Moon!

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* When A little snippet between Elliot tells and Michael that E.T. is alive again, he gets so overwhelmed with joy that he jumps up and accidentally hits his head on the ceiling.
* Elliot belching after E.T. chugs a can of Coors.
* After the boys steal the van, Mary tries to follow in her car with Gertie. Keys stops them, asking where
when they're going.
-->'''Gertie'''[as Mary shoves her into
headed off to school the passenger seat and tries next day.
-->'''Michael''': Did you explain
to shush her]: To the spaceship! To the spaceship him about school?
-->'''Elliot''': How do you [[SchoolIsForLosers explain school]]
to the... Moon!''higher intelligence''?



-->'''Tyler''': "Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
-->'''Greg''': "He doesn't get it, Ty."
-->'''Tyler''': "Your ''anus''?"
-->'''Greg''': "He doesn't get it"
-->'''Elliot''': "You have zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "And you're such a cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "Cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Pretty Girl''' [unnoticed]: "Hi, Elliot."
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "[[LameComeback You wimp!]]"

to:

-->'''Tyler''': "Where's Where's he from? Uranus? [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it? Your anus?"
anus?]]
-->'''Greg''': "He He doesn't get it, Ty.Ty.
-->'''Tyler''': Your ''anus''?
-->'''Greg''': He doesn't get it
-->'''Elliot''': You have zero charisma!
-->'''Greg''': And you're such a cyno-supremist!
-->'''Elliot''': Zero charisma!
-->'''Greg''': Cyno-supremist!
-->'''Pretty Girl''' [[[ForeShadowing unnoticed]]]: Hi, Elliot.
-->'''Elliot''': Zero charisma!
-->'''Greg''': "[[LameComeback You wimp!]]
* Elliot belching after E.T. chugs a can of Coors.
* The botched frog dissection scene is full of these.
** It's really subtle and hard to hear, but when Elliott is grabbing his jar with the frog in it, you can hear a kid say "Let's put some chloroform on the teacher.
"
-->'''Tyler''': "Your ''anus''?"
-->'''Greg''': "He doesn't
** When Elliott first releases his frog:
--> "Run for your life! Back to the river, back to the forest! Run! I gotta save you!"
** The way none of the other students try to help or hinder, just sit at their lab tables and chant:
--> "Back to the river, back to the forest!"
** When he tries to free one big kid's frog, and the boy resists. (That's also the kid he steps on later while kissing the girl.)
** One traumatized pigtailed girl just stands there holding a frog in each hand while chaos erupts around her and two boys heap frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's reenactment of the Creator/JohnWayne [[Film/TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching, inspired in part by a pretty girl screaming (because the two prankster boys also put a frog on ''her'' shoes) and fleeing for the exit just like the woman in the movie.
** The wistful music playing as the kids dump the frogs out the window and the pretty girl watches Elliot
get it"
-->'''Elliot''': "You have zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "And you're such
hauled away. [[KidANova Elliot, you charmer, you!]]
** Two words: [[IntoxicationEnsues Drunken E.T.]]
* E.T. laughing at the WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon on the TV and throwing
a cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "Cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Pretty Girl''' [unnoticed]: "Hi, Elliot.
beer can at it.
* When poor hungover E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.
--> '''Gertie''': Here he is!
--> '''Mary''': Here's who?
--> '''Gertie''': The man from the moon, but I think you've killed him already.
** Gertie is like a walking funny moment. Everywhere she goes something hilarious happens.
* Elliott's reaction to seeing E.T. dressed up.
-->"You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
"
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "[[LameComeback You wimp!]]"
* It's Halloween and E.T. sees a kid dressed as [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Yoda]]... ''and recognizes him''.
-->[waddling after the kid] Home! Home!
* ET trying to heal the "bloody" costume knife through Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.
* ET crashing the bike after Elliott hopes he won't.
* Elliot tries to keep E.T. concealed after his revival:
-->'''E.T.''' [through Elliot's hands]]: ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''' [whispering]: Will you shut up...!
* When Elliot tells Michael that E.T. is alive again, he's jumping for joy and beans his head on the door lintel.
* After the boys steal the van, Mary tries to follow in her car with Gertie. Keys stops them, asking where they're going.
-->'''Gertie'''[as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat and tries to shush her]: To the spaceship! To the spaceship to the... Moon!
* Big brother Michael needs to get his priorities straight.
--> '''Michael''': We're all gonna die and they're never gonna give me my license!
* Tyler's premature celebration of escaping the government pursuers:
-->"[[TemptingFate We made it!]]"
-->[Two packs of agent from either side lunge in after him, roaring like angry savages]
-->[[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar softly]]] "[[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]"
29th May '17 8:39:34 PM Nakuyabi
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** The fact that Elliott's ''mom'' laughs as she tries to reprimand him.

to:

** The fact that Elliott's ''mom'' laughs mom actually ''laughs'' as she tries to reprimand him.him.
-->[[HaHaHaNo "Sit down!"]]



** "You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."
* When E.T. falls into the bath tub... He doesn't drown, of course.

to:

** "You -->"You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."
* When The bonus scene in the 20th Anniversary Edition when E.T. falls into the bath tub... He and doesn't drown, drown. Also, Elliot's pretending to throw up on the phone: the kid's a ''master'' of course.PlayingSick.



** When Elliott first releases his frog, "Run for your life! Back to the river, back to the forest! Run! I gotta save you!"
** The fact that none of the other students are trying to help or hinder, they just sit at their lab tables chanting "back to the river, back to the forest!".
** When he tries to free the "big kids" frog, and the boy naturally resists.
** One pigtailed girl just standing there holding a frog in each hand while chaos erupts around her.
** The two boys scaring the one girl by placing their frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's reenactment of the Creator/JohnWayne [[Film/TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching.
** Two words: [[IntoxicationEnsues Drunk E.T.]]

to:

** When Elliott first releases his frog, frog:
-->
"Run for your life! Back to the river, back to the forest! Run! I gotta save you!"
** The fact that way none of the other students are trying try to help or hinder, they just sit at their lab tables chanting "back and chant:
--> "Back
to the river, back to the forest!".
forest!"
** When he tries to free the "big kids" one big kid's frog, and the boy naturally resists.
resists. (That's also the kid he steps on later while kissing the girl.)
** One traumatized pigtailed girl just standing stands there holding a frog in each hand while chaos erupts around her.
** The
her and two boys scaring the one girl by placing their heap frogs on her feet.
** Elliott's reenactment of the Creator/JohnWayne [[Film/TheQuietMan movie]] E.T. is watching.
watching, inspired in part by a pretty girl screaming (because the two prankster boys also put a frog on ''her'' shoes) and fleeing for the exit just like the woman in the movie.
** The wistful music playing as the kids dump the frogs out the window and the pretty girl watches Elliot get hauled away. [[KidANova Elliot, you charmer, you!]]
** Two words: [[IntoxicationEnsues Drunk Drunken E.T.]]



--> '''Michael''': ''(feigning shock)'' He came back? He came back? ''(pretends to be attacked)'' Oh, my God!

to:

--> '''Michael''': ''(feigning shock)'' He came back? He came back? ''(pretends to be attacked)'' suffering a heart attack)'' Oh, my God!



* When poor drunk E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.

to:

* When poor drunk hungover E.T. gets hit with the refrigerator door.



-->'''E.T.''': ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''': ''(whispering)'' Will you shut up!

to:

-->'''E.T.''': ''' [through Elliot's hands]]: ET phone home! ET phone home! ET phone home!
-->'''Elliot''': ''(whispering)'' -->'''Elliot''' [whispering]: Will you shut up!up...!



-->''(waddling after the kid)'' Home! Home!
* Gertie being scared of E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. being equally scared of her.

to:

-->''(waddling -->[waddling after the kid)'' kid] Home! Home!
* Gertie being scared of screaming at E.T. the first time she sees him, with E.T. being equally scared of her.screaming right back. (He seems to be starting to think that's how people greet each other around here.)



* ET trying to fix the costume knife in Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.

to:

* ET trying to fix heal the "bloody" costume knife in through Michael's head, then being knocked over by the camera flash.



-->'''Gertie:''' (''as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat'') We're going to the spaceship! We're-we're going to the spaceship!

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-->'''Gertie:''' (''as -->'''Gertie'''[as Mary shoves her into the passenger seat'') We're going seat and tries to shush her]: To the spaceship! We're-we're going to To the spaceship!spaceship to the... Moon!



-->'''Boy''': "Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
-->'''Other Boy''': "He doesn't get it."
-->'''First Boy''': "Your ''anus''?"
-->'''Second Boy''': "He doesn't get it"

to:

-->'''Boy''': -->'''Tyler''': "Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
-->'''Other Boy''': -->'''Greg''': "He doesn't get it.it, Ty."
-->'''First Boy''': -->'''Tyler''': "Your ''anus''?"
-->'''Second Boy''': -->'''Greg''': "He doesn't get it"



-->'''First Boy''': "And you're such an absoluta simia!"

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-->'''First Boy''': -->'''Greg''': "And you're such an absoluta simia!"a cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "Cyno-supremist!"
-->'''Pretty Girl''' [unnoticed]: "Hi, Elliot."
-->'''Elliot''': "Zero charisma!"
-->'''Greg''': "[[LameComeback You wimp!]]"
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