History Funny / DumbingOfAge

16th Aug '17 5:22:00 PM SunMushan
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* Any time Joyce has a freak out, paticuarlly her bug eyed facial expression though the best example is [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/item/ her reaction to Dina saying she and Becky just had sex. ]]

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* Any time Joyce has a freak out, paticuarlly particularly her bug eyed facial expression though the best example is [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/item/ her reaction to Dina saying she and Becky just had sex. ]]
8th Aug '17 1:56:29 PM infernape612
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* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/exchange/ Joyce fails her spot check.]]
-->'''Joyce:''' I was like, "Um, hey, Mary? Is there maybe somebody here you like?" And she said, "Yes. Oh, yes, there is." And then she went back to making out with the boy she was with when I'd interrupted them to ask.\\
'''Ruth, Billie, and Carla:''' ''[StunnedSilence]''\\
'''Joyce:''' Yeah, that whole exchange was crazy awkward.
2nd Aug '17 6:37:19 PM kazokuhouou
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* "Blowjob Cat?" "Blowjob Cat."

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* "Blowjob Cat?" "[[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/border/ Blowjob Cat?]]" "Blowjob Cat."
2nd Aug '17 4:30:32 PM kazokuhouou
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* "Blowjob Cat?" "Blowjob Cat."
-->'''AltText:''' THAT'S RIGHT BLOWJOB CAT GETS A TAG, ALL HAIL BLOWJOB CAT.
25th Jul '17 12:14:51 PM infernape612
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-->'''Mike''': [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/sleepyhead/ Billie was drunkenly mauled by a bear.]]
-->'''Walky''': ...What?
-->'''Mike''': ...[[AmbiguousSyntax She was drunk, not the bear.]]
-->'''Dorothy''': Mike!
-->'''Mike''': Fine, they were both drunk.

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-->'''Mike''': --->'''Mike''': [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/sleepyhead/ Billie was drunkenly mauled by a bear.]]
-->'''Walky''': ...What?
-->'''Mike''': ...
]]\\
'''Walky''': ...What?\\
'''Mike''': ...
[[AmbiguousSyntax She was drunk, not the bear.]]
-->'''Dorothy''': Mike!
-->'''Mike''':
]]\\
'''Dorothy''': Mike!\\
'''Mike''':
Fine, they were both drunk.



--->'''Walky:''' Thursday you told us Billie was mauled to death by a bear!
--->'''Mike:''' Yeah, and did anyone ''believe'' me?! No!

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--->'''Walky:''' Thursday you told us Billie was mauled to death by a bear!
--->'''Mike:'''
bear!\\
'''Mike:'''
Yeah, and did anyone ''believe'' me?! No!



-->'''Mike:''' Come on, I can't be the only one who wanted to do that.

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-->'''Mike:''' --->'''Mike:''' Come on, I can't be the only one who wanted to do that.



-->'''Ethan''': I'm struggling to find a way to ask if you know about the thing-she-does without tipping you off about the thing-she-does if you didn't already know.
-->'''Danny''': I hope to God you're thinking about what I think you are, because God help her if there's more than one.

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-->'''Ethan''': I'm struggling to find a way to ask if you know about the thing-she-does without tipping you off about the thing-she-does if you didn't already know.
-->'''Danny''':
know.\\
'''Danny''':
I hope to God you're thinking about what I think you are, because God help her if there's more than one.



-->'''Danny''': --Okay, she's '''AMAZI-GIRL''', all right? We're both talking about her being Amazi-Girl?
-->'''Ethan''': "Yes. Thank you. That was getting kind of stretchy."

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-->'''Danny''': --Okay, she's '''AMAZI-GIRL''', all right? We're both talking about her being Amazi-Girl?
-->'''Ethan''': "Yes.
Amazi-Girl?\\
'''Ethan''': Yes.
Thank you. That was getting kind of stretchy."



-->'''Dina:''' She's fainted.
-->'''Other Rachel:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome The detritus has claimed her. She is part of the stall, now.]]

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-->'''Dina:''' She's fainted.
-->'''Other
fainted.\\
'''Other
Rachel:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome The detritus has claimed her. She is part of the stall, now.]]



--->'''Willis:''' Whenever I get on an airplane-because I am morbid as hell-I think about the last strip I uploaded to the website. Essentially, what would be my Last Strip Ever. This was one such strip, and frankly I'm a little sorry I lived. Joyce trips, dies, the end,

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--->'''Willis:''' Whenever I get on an airplane-because I am morbid as hell-I think about the last strip I uploaded to the website. Essentially, what would be my Last Strip Ever. This was one such strip, and frankly I'm a little sorry I lived. Joyce trips, dies, the end,end.



-->'''Joyce''': It's going to be full of partly naked ladies, so, uh, feel free to do some window shopping, I guess.
-->'''Becky''': I shall sample your finest wimmins.

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-->'''Joyce''': It's going to be full of partly naked ladies, so, uh, feel free to do some window shopping, I guess.
-->'''Becky''':
guess.\\
'''Becky''':
I shall sample your finest wimmins.



** The follow up [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/kidding-2/ also deserves a spot here. ]]
--> '''Becky''': Hey Billie i'm a lesbian! High five!
--> '''Joyce''': Oh why don't you just tell everybody?!
--> '''Becky''': [[InsultBackfire That's the idea!]]

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** The follow up [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/kidding-2/ also deserves a spot here. ]]
--> '''Becky''': Hey Billie i'm --->'''Becky''': Hey, Billie, I'm a lesbian! High five!
-->
five!\\
'''Joyce''': Oh why don't you just tell everybody?!
-->
everybody?!\\
'''Becky''': [[InsultBackfire That's the idea!]]



-->'''Joyce:''' Oh Ethan my poor gay baby... can I call you that, is that a slur?
-->'''Ethan:''' I don't think so, but i'd shy away from the [[UnfortunateImplications "Your Own Kind" stuff. ]]
-->'''Joyce:''' Y-yeah, i've learned a lot today but it might be a while before my vocabulary synchronizes.

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-->'''Joyce:''' --->'''Joyce:''' Oh Ethan my poor gay baby... can I call you that, is that a slur?
-->'''Ethan:'''
slur?\\
'''Ethan:'''
I don't think so, but i'd I'd shy away from the [[UnfortunateImplications "Your Own Kind" stuff. ]]
-->'''Joyce:'''
stuff.]]\\
'''Joyce:'''
Y-yeah, i've I've learned a lot today but it might be a while before my vocabulary synchronizes.



* Much of the comments section can be CMOFs in their own right. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/stuffed-shirts/ Such this strip,]] elevating Sal to being a CommanderContrarian.
--> '''Commenter''': Don't pull the lever! *Sal pulls the lever.*
-->'''Commenter''': EAT YOUR VEGETABLES *Sal goes for a doughnut*
-->'''Commenter''': Don't Jump the shark! *Sal harpoons it instead*
-->'''Commenter''': Just be good! *Becomes world's greatest villain*
-->'''Commenter''': DON'T DO ANYTHING I TELL YOU! *obeys perfectly* [[Main/DoubleTake Wait]].

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* Much of the comments section can be CMOFs [=CMOFs=] in their own right. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/stuffed-shirts/ Such this strip,]] elevating Sal to being a CommanderContrarian.
--> '''Commenter''': Don't pull the lever! *Sal pulls the lever.*
-->'''Commenter''': EAT YOUR VEGETABLES *Sal goes for a doughnut*
-->'''Commenter''': Don't pull the lever! *Sal pulls the lever.*\\
'''Commenter''': EAT YOUR VEGETABLES *Sal goes for a doughnut*\\
'''Commenter''': Don't
Jump the shark! *Sal harpoons it instead*
-->'''Commenter''':
instead*\\
'''Commenter''':
Just be good! *Becomes world's greatest villain*
-->'''Commenter''':
villain*\\
'''Commenter''':
DON'T DO ANYTHING I TELL YOU! *obeys perfectly* [[Main/DoubleTake [[DoubleTake Wait]].



-->'''alt-text''': Now when Joyce says she's seen the twins, she doesn't mean Sal and Walky.
-->'''Commenter''': They're still called "Sal and Walky", though. She has family issues.
-->'''Commenter''': Walky is her least favourite boob.
-->'''Commenter''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice But it's the one her family likes more.]]

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-->'''alt-text''': Now when Joyce says she's seen the twins, she doesn't mean Sal and Walky.
-->'''Commenter''':
Walky.\\
'''Commenter''':
They're still called "Sal and Walky", though. She has family issues.
-->'''Commenter''':
issues.\\
'''Commenter''':
Walky is her least favourite boob.
-->'''Commenter''':
boob.\\
'''Commenter''':
[[CrossesTheLineTwice But it's the one her family likes more.]]



-->'''Dina:''' YOU WILL KISS ME.
-->'''Becky:''' Oh, good, God answers lesbian prayers.

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-->'''Dina:''' YOU WILL KISS ME.
-->'''Becky:'''
ME.\\
'''Becky:'''
Oh, good, God answers lesbian prayers.



-->'''Sal:'''You! Off! Shoo!
-->'''Becky:''' But we're Chris Pratt and his bestest raptor pal, Blue!
-->'''Dina:''' Rarrghl, I should have feathers and be the size of a dog!

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-->'''Sal:'''You! Off! Shoo!
-->'''Becky:'''
Shoo!\\
'''Becky:'''
But we're Chris Pratt and his bestest raptor pal, Blue!
-->'''Dina:'''
Blue!\\
'''Dina:'''
Rarrghl, I should have feathers and be the size of a dog!



--> '''Alt-text:''' *closes door* *Billie leaves webcomic forever*

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--> '''Alt-text:''' -->'''Alt-text:''' *closes door* *Billie leaves webcomic forever*



--->'''Walky:''' INDOMINUS REX ATTACK!
--->'''Dina:''' ''(As Walky strides over her)'' That dinosaur is noncanonical!

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--->'''Walky:''' INDOMINUS REX ATTACK!
--->'''Dina:'''
ATTACK!\\
'''Dina:'''
''(As Walky strides over her)'' That dinosaur is noncanonical!



-->'''Leslie:''' Wait... what photographs?
-->'''Robin:''' THESE photographs!
-->'''Leslie:''' That's a lockscreen.
-->'''Robin:''' Oh, oh, right. Damn.

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-->'''Leslie:''' Wait... what photographs?
-->'''Robin:'''
photographs?\\
'''Robin:'''
THESE photographs!
-->'''Leslie:'''
photographs!\\
'''Leslie:'''
That's a lockscreen.
-->'''Robin:'''
lockscreen.\\
'''Robin:'''
Oh, oh, right. Damn.



--> '''Alt-Text:''' You want to get Butt's Disease? Because that's how you get Butt's Disease.

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--> '''Alt-Text:''' -->'''Alt-Text:''' You want to get Butt's Disease? Because that's how you get Butt's Disease.



--> '''Danny:''' ''(with a scrunched up face)'' Did you just ''throw your voice?''
--> '''Sal:''' ''(Off-screen)'' ''...Dangit!''
--> '''Amber:''' ''Ha ha!'' Fell into a ravine!

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' ''(with a scrunched up face)'' Did you just ''throw your voice?''
-->
voice?''\
'''Sal:''' ''(Off-screen)'' ''...Dangit!''
-->
Dangit!''\\
'''Amber:''' ''Ha ha!'' Fell into a ravine!



---> '''Amber:''' ...Oh. Yeah, well, we'll ''see'' how well we get along after I put this banana down on her favorite shortcut.

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---> '''Amber:''' ...--->'''Amber:''' ...Oh. Yeah, well, we'll ''see'' how well we get along after I put this banana down on her favorite shortcut.
24th Apr '17 7:37:34 AM LordOfTheSword
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* Apparently Amber knows how to throw her voice (i.e. make her voice sound like it's coming from someplace other than her). When do we learn this? [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/ravine/ When she uses it to distract Sal]] so Amber can [[MundaneMadeAwesome beat her at Mario Kart]].
--> '''Danny:''' ''(with a scrunched up face)'' Did you just ''throw your voice?''
--> '''Sal:''' ''(Off-screen)'' ''...Dangit!''
--> '''Amber:''' ''Ha ha!'' Fell into a ravine!
** And then when Danny says he's happy Amber and Sal get along, Amber mistakes it for being about Amber and her split personality. When Danny clarifies...
---> '''Amber:''' ...Oh. Yeah, well, we'll ''see'' how well we get along after I put this banana down on her favorite shortcut.
13th Apr '17 9:50:21 AM Discar
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* Sydney Yuss as a waitress. "'''[[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/pawing FOOLS]]''' FLESH IS FOR '''WINNERS!'''

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* Sydney Yuss as a waitress. "'''[[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/pawing FOOLS]]''' FLESH IS FOR '''WINNERS!''''''WINNERS!'''"
13th Apr '17 9:50:02 AM Discar
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* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/prattering/ Galasso then fires Sydney.]] Not for being a terrible waitress who refuses to do her job correctly, but because her plan to cow the customers failed.
22nd Mar '17 9:43:28 PM infernape612
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** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/answer-2/ ALL HAIL SATAN]]. The stunned reaction of Joyce and Dorothy really sell it.]]

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** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/answer-2/ ALL HAIL SATAN]]. The stunned reaction of Joyce and Dorothy really sell it.]]
1st Mar '17 10:49:27 PM LordOfTheSword
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--> ''Alt-Text:''' You want to get Butt's Disease? Because that's how you get Butt's Disease.

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--> ''Alt-Text:''' '''Alt-Text:''' You want to get Butt's Disease? Because that's how you get Butt's Disease.
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