* [[CloudCuckoolander Walky]] is a fountain for these.
** Walky's face at the end of [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/dexter/ this strip]]. And he gets it whenever he sees Dorothy.
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/throw/ I GIVE IT TO YOU!]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/mcnuggets/ Fifty. McNuggets.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/hair/ Weiner]] [[{{Squick}} mange]].
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/ingenuity/ Pajama jeans.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/bus/ NUNCHAKU!]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/do/ What, you thought he was stupid?]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/walky/ His name is Gary.]] [[HoYay They will get Man Married]].
** '''[[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/awol/ "That was allowed?!"]]''' ([[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/touch-2/ And followup.]])
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/text-2/ Dirk Lonestyle.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/missed-2/ "I AM A LIVING GOD!"]]
** He may have outdone himself reactions-wise [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/freezeframe/ here]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/climbing/ "Okay,]] but if ''she'' starts climbin' onto buildings, I quit."
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/chestwindow/ Did. She have. A CHEST WINDOW?]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/line/ The line to get into Danny's room.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/tissue/ For the next five minutes, we don't know each other.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/deign-2/ "Just promise me I'm not walking into some dumb teenage drama or sitcom misunderstanding."]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/drag/ Mike gets angry.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/temptation/ This]] is pretty funny, but with context, it becomes even funnier. The previous strips had involved [[{{Gayngst}} drama with Ethan being gay]]. In this strip, Ethan comes to a resolution...and then the punchline hits, releasing several weeks of tension at once. In addition, this was the day that Willis released the "Sexiest Man" poll.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/surprised-2/ FOOMP!]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/persistent/ "Geez, Joe, your dad is just you with a beard."]]
** Or, if you think Joe's punchline is funnier: "I wish I could say he was only like this ''after'' the divorce."
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/salute/ A worthy salute.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/need/ "I needed to leave."]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/holes-2/ Shoving stuff into holes.]]
* Danny mentions needing to stay away from people Amber knows, due to recent events. And then, [[spoiler: Sal]], whom he has been forming a friendship with, shows up. The AltText really sells it:
-->man the writer sure hates this kid don't he
* Joyce finds something ''interesting'' in [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/share-2/ Sarah's drawer]].
--> "Well I've ruled out "karaoke microphone"."
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/evasive/#comments Danny and Ethan's]] IKnowYouKnowIKnow battle.
-->'''Ethan''': I'm struggling to find a way to ask if you know about the thing-she-does without tipping you off about the thing-she-does if you didn't already know.
-->'''Danny''': I hope to God you're thinking about what I think you are, because God help her if there's more than one.
** And then, for possibly the first time in the comic, Danny ''gets to the point'':
-->'''Danny''': --Okay, she's '''AMAZI-GIRL''', all right? We're both talking about her being Amazi-Girl?
-->'''Ethan''': "Yes. Thank you. That was getting kind of stretchy."
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/congratulations Why did Mike go after Walky?]] That's why.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/helpful/ excuse me, vinegar, i have this baking soda that i need you to look at]]
* Mike interrupts an otherwise sweet moment as only he can:
-->'''Mike''': [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/sleepyhead/ Billie was drunkenly mauled by a bear.]]
-->'''Walky''': ...What?
-->'''Mike''': ...[[AmbiguousSyntax She was drunk, not the bear.]]
-->'''Dorothy''': Mike!
-->'''Mike''': Fine, they were both drunk.
* After strip upon strip of Joyce being disgusted by Walky's behavior, we find out that Becky, of all people, [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/belchin/ has]] [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/forevers/ quite]] [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/straightforward/ a bit in common with him]].
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/sample/ Joyce sends Becky off to the showers:]]
-->'''Joyce''': It's going to be full of partly naked ladies, so, uh, feel free to do some window shopping, I guess.
-->'''Becky''': I shall sample your finest wimmins.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/justbecky/ The last panel of this strip in its entirety.]]
--> '''Becky''': Hey, guess what, I'm a LESBIAN!
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/answer-2/ ALL HAIL SATAN]]. The stunned reaction of Joyce and Dorothy really sell it.
* The comments for [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/outrage/#comments Outrage]] featured some particularly charged discussion, so Willis used a word filter to replace the word "bitch" with "bongo". The results speak for themselves.
* While most of the strip is either a TearJerker or a CrowningMomentOfAwesome (the latter due to Joyce showing off her remarkable character development), the fact that [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/goodbyemyfriend/ Joyce]] references "Harry and the Hendersons" of all things while [[spoiler: breaking up with Ethan]] is pretty hilarious.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/inconspicuous/ Becky's attempt at an accent.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/fuck/ Proof that Sal is Walky's Twin.]]