* [[CloudCuckoolander Walky]] is a fountain for these.
** Walky's face at the end of [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/dexter/ this strip]]. And he gets it whenever he sees Dorothy.
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/throw/ I GIVE IT TO YOU!]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/mcnuggets/ Fifty. McNuggets.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/hair/ Weiner]] [[{{Squick}} mange]].
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/ingenuity/ Pajama jeans.]]
---> '''Walky''': [[Main/MundaneMadeAwesome Humanity's ingenuity has climaxed]].
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/bus/ NUNCHAKU!]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/do/ What, you thought he was stupid?]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/walky/ His name is Gary.]] [[HoYay They will get Man Married]].
** '''[[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/awol/ "That was allowed?!"]]''' ([[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/touch-2/ And followup.]])
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/text-2/ Dirk Lonestyle.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/missed-2/ "I AM A LIVING GOD!"]]
** He may have outdone himself reactions-wise [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/freezeframe/ here]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/climbing/ "Okay,]] but if ''she'' starts climbin' onto buildings, I quit."
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/weeenus/ "BAM! Weenus-pointed!]] The Alt Text really sells it.
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/scenarios/#comment His face]] when he realizes that not only does Joyce apparently ''still'' ship him with Billie, but she's got entire scenarios planned out in her head.
** Advising Dina to eat chik-a-fil: "Yes! Eat the Dinosaur, and '''absorb''' its '''power!'''
* [[{{Jerkass}} Mike]] is also a constant source of these:
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/drag/ Mike gets angry.]]
** The entirety of Mike chaperoning Amber on her date with Joe.
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/fifty/ Joe underestimates how much Mike likes punching people. ]]
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics-archive/2011-02-01-temple.png Do I get to punch her?]]
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/lust/ "She said lust I get to punch her!"]]
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/olives/ "Give me a medium pizza with black olives and green peppers"]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/asshole/ I got you something and I promise it's not a punch in the face.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics-archive/2011-11-24-swallow.png "I dunno is your conscience also gay?" ]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/liberals/ "I can never tell if your on my side or not." ]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/introduced/ Hi, we]] [[MomentKiller haven't been introduced.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/congratulations Why did Mike go after Walky?]] That's why.
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/06-strange-beerfellows/plan/ "Let's hope it's not becoming a crackwhore. "]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/pagans/ "Have you tried a strap-on?"]] StrangeMindsThinkAlike at it's finest.
** Mike interrupts an otherwise sweet moment as only he can:
-->'''Mike''': [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/sleepyhead/ Billie was drunkenly mauled by a bear.]]
-->'''Walky''': ...What?
-->'''Mike''': ...[[AmbiguousSyntax She was drunk, not the bear.]]
-->'''Dorothy''': Mike!
-->'''Mike''': Fine, they were both drunk.
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/underhanded/ Mike finds he can do more damage with the truth.]]
--->'''Walky:''' Thursday you told us Billie was mauled to death by a bear!
--->'''Mike:''' Yeah, and did anyone ''believe'' me?! No!
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/interrogation/ Amazi-Girls attempts]] [[MythologyGag to interrogate Mike]] [[TooKinkyToTorture backfire. ]]
*** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/confession/ the follow up.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/answer-2/ ALL HAIL SATAN]]. The stunned reaction of Joyce and Dorothy really sell it.]]
-->'''Mike:''' Come on, I can't be the only one who wanted to do that.
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/drill/ "so Mike, you hungry?"]]
** Mike having a MetaGuy [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics-archive/2015-05-13-nice.png moment. ]]
** Mike [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/busy/ knows Amber well.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/unbeliever/ "IS that really your go-to move.]]
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics-archive/2016-12-02-brand.png "Asking for an eight-legged friend"]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/penis/ "She's a sweetie and you're some kind of sex monster."]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/time/ ALL SHALL BURN!]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/chestwindow/ Did. She have. A CHEST WINDOW?]]
** And [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/oldfashioned/ much later]]...
--->'''Dorothy''': [-...I seem to have accidentally browsed backwards to a {{Creator/Google}} search for [[TheInternetIsForPorn "Amazi-Girl nude"]].-]\\
'''Daisy''': That is ''new''-fashioned [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow sleuthing]].
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/line/ The line to get into Danny's room.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/tissue/ For the next five minutes, we don't know each other.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/deign-2/ "Just promise me I'm not walking into some dumb teenage drama or sitcom misunderstanding."]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/temptation/ This]] is pretty funny, but with context, it becomes even funnier. The previous strips had involved [[{{Gayngst}} drama with Ethan being gay]]. In this strip, Ethan comes to a resolution...and then the punchline hits, releasing several weeks of tension at once. In addition, this was the day that Willis released the "Sexiest Man" poll.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/surprised-2/ FOOMP!]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/persistent/ "Geez, Joe, your dad is just you with a beard."]]
** Or, if you think Joe's punchline is funnier: "I wish I could say he was [[TheCasanova only like this]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart after]]'' the divorce."
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/lures/ Why the hell am I waving?]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/salute/ A worthy salute.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/need/ "I needed to leave."]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/holes-2/ Shoving stuff into holes.]]
* Danny mentions needing to stay away from people Amber knows, due to recent events. And then, [[spoiler: Sal]], whom he has been forming a friendship with, shows up. The AltText really sells it:
-->[[CosmicPlaything man the writer sure hates this kid don't he]]
* Joyce finds something ''interesting'' in [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/share-2/ Sarah's drawer]].
--> "Well I've ruled out "karaoke microphone"."
** Even better in that this was [[BrickJoke set up in the previous book]], when Sarah mentioned [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/noises/ she has "toys"]].
--->'''Joyce''': Aw, c'mon Sarah, we can play with them ''together''! [[RightForTheWrongReasons You can shove 'em around if I get to make]] the ''[[ImmodestOrgasm noises]]''!\\
'''Sarah''': [[NoJustNoReaction Stop. Talking]].
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/evasive/#comments Danny and Ethan's]] IKnowYouKnowIKnow battle.
-->'''Ethan''': I'm struggling to find a way to ask if you know about the thing-she-does without tipping you off about the thing-she-does if you didn't already know.
-->'''Danny''': I hope to God you're thinking about what I think you are, because God help her if there's more than one.
** And then, for possibly the first time in the comic, Danny ''gets to the point'':
-->'''Danny''': --Okay, she's '''AMAZI-GIRL''', all right? We're both talking about her being Amazi-Girl?
-->'''Ethan''': "Yes. Thank you. That was getting kind of stretchy."
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/helpful/ excuse me, vinegar, i have this baking soda that i need you to look at]]
** Similarly Billie and Ruth's [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/lead-2/ attempt to throw Mary off their trail]] [[BelligerentSexualTension backfires a bit]].
--->'''Billie''': ''F-Fuck you''!\\
'''Ruth''': ''Fuck you first''!\\
'''Billie''': ''I'd like to see you try''!\\
'''Ruth''': ''I'll throw you to the ground and''-- [-Okay, I think this is starting to backfire.-]\\
'''Billie''': [-Hey, I'm following your lead, but [[MasochismTango your lead is kind of doing it for me]].-]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/detritus/ Joyce tries to brave the filthy shower stall... and she fails.]] But the character's commentary sells it.
-->'''Dina:''' She's fainted.
-->'''Other Rachel:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome The detritus has claimed her. She is part of the stall, now.]]
** The author commentary for book 5 makes it even funnier.
--->'''Willis:''' Whenever I get on an airplane-because I am morbid as hell-I think about the last strip I uploaded to the website. Essentially, what would be my Last Strip Ever. This was one such strip, and frankly I'm a little sorry I lived. Joyce trips, dies, the end,
* After strip upon strip of Joyce being disgusted by Walky's behavior, we find out that Becky, of all people, [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/belchin/ has]] [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/forevers/ quite]] [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/straightforward/ a bit in common with him]].
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/sample/ Joyce sends Becky off to the showers:]]
-->'''Joyce''': It's going to be full of partly naked ladies, so, uh, feel free to do some window shopping, I guess.
-->'''Becky''': I shall sample your finest wimmins.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/justbecky/ The last panel of this strip in its entirety.]]
--> '''Becky''': Hey, guess what, I'm a LESBIAN!
** Mike's confused reaction to it sells it.
** The follow up [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/kidding-2/ also deserves a spot here. ]]
--> '''Becky''': Hey Billie i'm a lesbian! High five!
--> '''Joyce''': Oh why don't you just tell everybody?!
--> '''Becky''': [[InsultBackfire That's the idea!]]
* The comments for [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/outrage/#comments Outrage]] featured some particularly charged discussion, so Willis used a word filter to replace the word "bitch" with "bongo". The results speak for themselves.
* While most of the strip is either a TearJerker or a CrowningMomentOfAwesome (the latter due to Joyce showing off her remarkable character development), the fact that [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/goodbyemyfriend/ Joyce]] references "Harry and the Hendersons" of all things while [[spoiler: breaking up with Ethan]] is pretty hilarious.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/inconspicuous/ Becky's attempt at an accent.]]
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/fuck/ Proof that Sal is Walky's Twin.]]
* Much of the comments section can be CMOFs in their own right. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/stuffed-shirts/ Such this strip,]] elevating Sal to being a CommanderContrarian.
--> '''Commenter''': Don't pull the lever! *Sal pulls the lever.*
-->'''Commenter''': EAT YOUR VEGETABLES *Sal goes for a doughnut*
-->'''Commenter''': Don't Jump the shark! *Sal harpoons it instead*
-->'''Commenter''': Just be good! *Becomes world's greatest villain*
-->'''Commenter''': DON'T DO ANYTHING I TELL YOU! *obeys perfectly* [[Main/DoubleTake Wait]].
* The comments to [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/bunk/ "Bunk"]] have these gems about Joyce finding Sal sleeping topless;
-->'''alt-text''': Now when Joyce says she's seen the twins, she doesn't mean Sal and Walky.
-->'''Commenter''': They're still called "Sal and Walky", though. She has family issues.
-->'''Commenter''': Walky is her least favourite boob.
-->'''Commenter''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice But it's the one her family likes more.]]
* Dina's [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/searching/ first reaction]] to Ross [=MacIntyre=].
-->'''Dina''': His head looks like a giant toe.
** This resulted in a meta moment of funny when Ross' FanNickname quickly became "Toedad".
* Any time Joyce has a freak out, paticuarlly her bug eyed facial expression though the best example is [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/item/ her reaction to Dina saying she and Becky just had sex. ]]
* Dina has trouble interpreting a moment of silence with Becky, so she just goes for the [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/misreading/ direct approach]]. Becky's not complaining:
-->'''Dina:''' YOU WILL KISS ME.
-->'''Becky:''' Oh, good, God answers lesbian prayers.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/five/#comment Becky and Dina re-enacting]] ''Film/JurassicWorld'' on Sal's motorcycle.
-->'''Sal:'''You! Off! Shoo!
-->'''Becky:''' But we're Chris Pratt and his bestest raptor pal, Blue!
-->'''Dina:''' Rarrghl, I should have feathers and be the size of a dog!
* Sitting down to dinner with her brother [[spoiler:and sister]], Joyce is a whole 20% certain John ''won't'' eat her.
* [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/pudding/ "Pudding?"]]
--> '''Alt-text:''' *closes door* *Billie leaves webcomic forever*
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/drugged/ "Oh my god]], they '''''drugged the shit''''' out of you, didn't they."
* Danny learning that Dina ''will'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext let loose the raptor]] if provoked.
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/indominus The raptor meets its match.]]
--->'''Walky:''' INDOMINUS REX ATTACK!
--->'''Dina:''' ''(As Walky strides over her)'' That dinosaur is noncanonical!
** Ethan meets [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/security Dina's improved security measures]]
* She could be facedown in a ditch [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/facedown/ somewhere!]]
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