History Funny / Drowtales

* Despite being a dramatic scene, the page where [[spoiler:Syphile]] [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=5967 jumps out to attack Quain'tana while shouting a challenge]] is hilarious because of the WhatAnIdiot factor and Quain'tana's OhNoNotAgain face. The forum reaction to this page was universal {{facepalm}}.

* The [[WordOfGod author's description]] of page 36 of chapter 40:
--> Beating on Faen is turning to be a national sport. One that Durlyn disapproves strongly. Meanwhile Shinae is pushing her own national sport : everyone getting a good beating. It's all boil down to violence though, the root of all drowish sports.

-->'''Fame'nidea''': How did you get up there?\\
'''Kiel''': "ith difficulty

-->'''Fame'nidea''': "How did you get up there?"\\
'''Kiel''': "With difficulty"

-->'''Chry'stel:''' You killed [[spoiler:my grandmother]]?

* Near the end of chapter 47, [[spoiler:[[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10689 when the Vloz-rez fortress has collapsed into the rift and Kar'liir is left hovering]] despondently [[LifesWorkRuined over his life's work]], he spies Ni'bai (''who was responsible for the whole mess'') clinging desperately to the side of the rift and screaming for help. [[SaveTheVillain Kar'liir ''[[SaveTheVillain could]]'' [[SaveTheVillain have saved her...]] but instead chooses to [[KarmicDeath let her fall to her death while he gets the heck out of dodge]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking finds a ham sandwich]]. As Kern points out in the forum, [[http://forums.drowtales.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18736 "He chose ham. Ham sandwich is much better than her life."]] ]]

* Near the end of chapter 47, [[spoiler: when the Vloz-rez fortress has collapsed into the rift and Kar'liir is left hovering despondently [[LifesWorkRuined over his life's work]], he spies Ni'bai (''who was responsible for the whole mess'') clinging desperately to the side of the rift and screaming for help. [[SaveTheVillain Kar'liir ''could'' have saved her...]] but instead chooses to [[KarmicDeath let her fall to her death while he gets the heck out of dodge]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking finds a ham sandwich]]. As Kern points out in the forum, [[http://forums.drowtales.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18736 "He chose ham. Ham sandwich is much better than her life."]] ]]

* And of course: "[[ThereIsOnlyOneBed Hel]] [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=5466 Yes!]]

-->'''Fame'nidea''': "How did you get up there?"
-->'''Kiel''': "With difficulty"

--> '''Kiel:''' ''[cheerfully]'' With a pilot like this, we're bound to explode.
--> '''Pilot:''' [[StuffBlowingUp Big boom!]]
--> '''Kiel:''' Try to get us there first, you know, before breaking everything.
--> '''Pilot:''' ''[[[LaughingMad insane laughter]]]''
--> '''Kiel:''' I knew I could count on ya. ''[to audience]'' Expendable assistant, he said. No shit.

--> '''Sara''': [[AccidentalInnuendo I have something for you inside my chestplate.]]
--> '''Chrys''': Sara... I am in a relationship with your brother.
--> '''Sara''': That's not what I- Goddesses, I'm not that flirty, am I?
--> '''Chrys''': Well, a bit, yes.

--->'''Kiel''': Ariel!!
--->'''Ariel''': What?
--->'''Kiel''': I hate your clan!
--->'''Ariel''': ...[[NoYou I hate your clan too]].

--->'''Nau''': What if they [[WouldHurtAChild have our child]]?
--->'''Kiel''': We kill them harder! ''(The former assassin arrives)'' DAAAAAMN! That's...
--->'''Nau''': I see bones.
--->'''Naal''': The child got the assassin!

** To crown it all, the assassin was actually a summon, who arrogantly proclaimed that she was immortal. Once her spirit rises from her mangled body, Kiel shows just how wrong she is; the assassin barely has time for an OhCrap expression before Kiel's demon princes swarm and devour her.

--->'''Naal''': The child got the assassin!

* [[spoiler:While at Vaelia's home, Ariel and Faen (at Vaelia's suggestion) finally buckle down to give Pup and Poopy Baby real names. They go through several, uh, less-than-creative names (with Pup turning them all down), including '''Gha,' mimicing one of the baby's sounds!'' Finally, Vaelia asks Pup what name he wants, and when he comes up with the equally-funny 'Pulaaah,' [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=11775 Vaelia suggests Pelan, which he instantly and exuberantly agrees to.]]]]

** Then, crossing over with CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, the [[http://drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10856 sight]] of Ariel's [[PrehensileHair ponytail]] ''wagging'' upon receiving an approving smile from Quain.

* This exchange between Sara and Chrys'tel:

** This moment gets a hilarious callback when [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=11374 Faen uses the supposedly leaking baby]] to distract Zith long enough for Ariel to get inside and see what's up with Quain.

** Then, crossing over with CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, the [[http://drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10856 sight]] of Ariel's [[PrehensileHair ponytail]] ''wagging'' upon receiving an approving smile from Quain.

* The [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10837 entire sequence]] of Ariel and Faen visiting [[spoiler:Mel'arnach's]] kids goes hilariously wrong very quickly, with the kids acting up and attacking the "Kraken" Ariel making her lose her temper, Faen's NotSoAboveItAll moment when they tell her her butt is too big to fit behind their barricade, and then when the baby [[PottyFailure does what babies do best]] Ariel panics and tries to hand her off to Faen who ran to get a towel... except [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10852 she actually hands her]] to ''Quain'tana'', whose face is literally the :[ emoticon.

* The [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10837 entire sequence]] of Ariel and Faen visiting [[spoiler:Mel'arnach's]] kids goes hilariously wrong very quickly, with the kids acting up and attacking the "Kraken" Ariel making her lose her temper, Faen's NotSoAboveItAll moment when they tell her her butt is too big to fit behind their barricade, and then when the baby [[PottyFailure does what babies do best]] Ariel panics and tries to hand her off to Faen who ran to get a towel... except [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10852 she actually hands her]] to ''Quain'tana'', whose face is literally the :[ emoticon.

* Near the end of chapter 47, [[spoiler: when the Vloz-rez fortress has collapsed into the rift and Kar'liir is left hovering despondently [[Life'sWorkRuined over his life's work]], he spies Ni'bai (''who was responsible for the whole mess'') clinging desperately to the side of the rift and screaming for help. [[SaveTheVillain Kar'liir ''could'' have saved her...]] but instead chooses to [[KarmicDeath let her fall to her death while he gets the heck out of dodge]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking finds a ham sandwich]]. As Kern points out in the forum, [[http://forums.drowtales.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18736 "He chose ham. Ham sandwich is much better than her life."]] ]]

* Near the end of chapter 47, [[spoiler: when the Vloz-rez fortress has collapsed into the rift and Kar'liir is left hovering despondently over his life's work, he spies Ni'bai (who was responsible for this whole mess) clinging desperately to the side of the rift and screaming for help. [[SaveTheVillain Kar'liir ''could'' have saved her...]] but instead chooses to [[KarmicDeath let her fall to her death while he gets the heck out of dodge]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking finds a ham sandwich]]. As Kern points out in the forum, [[http://forums.drowtales.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18736 "He chose ham. Ham sandwich is much better than her life."]] ]]

* Near the end of chapter 47, [[spoiler: when the Vloz-rez fortress has collapsed into the rift and Kar'liir is left hovering despondently over his life's work, he spies Ni'bai clinging desperately to the side of the rift and screaming for help. Kar'liir ''could'' have saved her...but instead chooses to let her fall to her death while he gets the heck out of dodge, and finds a ham sandwich. As Kern points out in the forum, [[http://forums.drowtales.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18736 "He chose ham. Ham sandwich is much better than her life."]] ]]

* When the Vloz'rez insurgents open their nether gate in their throne room, all hell breaks loose; a nether demon ''god'' emerges from the portal, the loyalist Vloz arrive and attack, people are yelling, fighting, and fleeing, while the EldritchAbomination continues to grow larger by the second. All [[TheDreaded Kharla]] does during all this is [[FluffyTheTerrible admire how "cute" it is.]]

* When Vloz'rez insurgents finally open their gate in their throne room, all hell breaks loose; a nether demon ''god'' is emerges from the portal, the loyalist Vloz arrive and attack, people are yelling, fighting, and fleeing, while the EldritchAbomination continues to grow larger by the second. All [[TheDreaded Kharla]] does during all this is [[FluffyTheHorrible admire how "cute" it is.]]
* The [[TheDreaded infamous, nigh unstoppable]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromRealFast Kharla]] finally meets her end in chapter 47. But was she undone by an alliance of legendary clan leaders, or the badass hero protagonist? No, she was [[spoiler: nommed from behind by a peckish Naal who was just looking for a snack]]. Although it quickly turns tragic, [[http://drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10665 Kiel’s expression in the last panel]] is probably the most sincere “WTF!?” face throughout the series.
** It’s also amusing that Kharla (Who is now, for all intents and purposes, a God) [[FailedASpotCheck somehow failed to notice a 1,000 lbs Glutton demon ambling up behind her.]]

* So, you're stuck in a room with [[spoiler: a nether demon ''god'']], and everything is going to hell. People are yelling, fighting, and fleeing while an EldritchAbomination looms larger and larger over the whole mess. [[FluffyTheTerrible All Karla does is admire how "cute" it is.]]

* So, you're stuck in a room with [[spoiler: a nether demon ''god'']], and everything is going to hell. People yelling, shouting, and fleeing while this EldritchAbomination looms larger and larger over the whole mess. Karla thinks it's [[FluffyTheTerrible cute.]]

* Baliir's attempt at revolutionary politics in Chel is noble at heart, but fails to account for one rather important detail: [[http://drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10479 the Vloz'ress are, quite simply, insane.]]

* Zala tells Quain'tana she can knock it off with the looming, and Quain'tana, clearly uncomfortable, [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=10436 takes a seat]] and then pours the liquor she was offered on the ground as deliberate TakeThat, to which Zala laments that with all that's going on no one knows when they'll see such quality hooch again.