History Funny / DragonsDogma

24th Mar '16 3:14:45 PM Soldancer
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* The ability to throw items and people can be quite amusing. Tossing one of your pawns simply results in her getting back up and dusting herself off, with no comment.
** Throwing ExplodingBarrels is pretty funny, too. Thankfully there's no damage to your party, but it will send you and all nearby Pawns sprawling.



* Or whenever you meet a spellcaster and your pawns shout "[[YouShallNotPass You shall not cast!]]"

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* Or whenever Whenever you meet a spellcaster and your pawns shout "[[YouShallNotPass You shall not cast!]]"



* Pawns can sometimes utter completely out of place observations during the most inappropriate times

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* The dialogue of the Pawns throughout the game makes for some pretty funny moments:
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Pawns can sometimes utter completely out of place observations during the most inappropriate times



** The trigger events for certain Pawn comments doesn't take into account which direction you are headed. So you'll often wind up with a Pawn talking about a place you just left, such as Gran Soren, as though you've never been there.
** There's something weirdly funny about the way the Pawns comment on your return from a dip in the Brine:
---> '''Pawn:''' Master, you're back!



* Hard Mode can be quite a challenge, but it compensates by making enemies drop a lot more of money. This can turn hilarious as, if you're on a killing spree, many enemies will start dropping giant bags of money, even creatures that have no business holding money to begin with, such as wolves, quimeras, and even [[LizardFolk Saurian]]'s tails!

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* Hard Mode can be quite a challenge, but it compensates by making enemies drop a lot more of money. This can turn hilarious as, if you're on a killing spree, many enemies will start dropping giant bags of money, even creatures that have no business holding money to begin with, such as wolves, quimeras, chimeras, and even [[LizardFolk Saurian]]'s tails!
30th Jan '16 2:09:32 PM Sordid
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* The game's unusually broad character customization options can lead to unintentionally funny moments due to the fact that the dialog remains the same regardless of what kind of character you happen to be playing. Some lines uttered by NPCs, e.g. a large, heavily armored guard's panicked pleas to "D-Do something!", take on wildly inappropriate and/or funny meanings when spoken to a small child or a wizened old man. That is to say nothing of the romance system, which likewise doesn't take apparent age into account at all.

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* The game's unusually broad character customization options can lead to unintentionally funny moments due to the fact that the dialog remains the same regardless of what kind of character you happen to be playing. Some lines uttered by NPCs, [=NPCs=], e.g. a large, large and heavily armored guard's panicked pleas to "D-Do something!", take on wildly inappropriate and/or funny meanings when spoken to a small child or a wizened old man. That is to say nothing of the romance system, which likewise doesn't take apparent age into account at all.
30th Jan '16 2:08:10 PM Sordid
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* The game's unusually broad character customization options can lead to unintentionally funny moments due to the fact that the dialog remains the same regardless of what kind of character you happen to be playing. Some lines uttered by NPCs, e.g. a large, heavily armored guard's panicked pleas to "D-Do something!", take on wildly inappropriate and/or funny meanings when spoken to a small child or a wizened old man. That is to say nothing of the romance system, which likewise doesn't take apparent age into account at all.
28th Aug '15 9:28:34 PM Troper251
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*If you stand still long enough, one of your pawns will wave his/her hand in front of your face, as if trying to see if you're awake.
1st Apr '15 7:53:21 PM NeutralPerson
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** Or when you are facing a Drake, and your Pawn yells "Goblin!". Seriously, since when is a Goblin more of a threat than a Drake?
** How about Pawns not understanding what a plural is? "There master, Griffions!" when there is only one. The same thing happens vice-versa at times, like when you face multiple Goblins but only "Goblin" is yelled.
23rd Mar '15 9:44:32 PM nombretomado
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* "[[FearAndLoathingInLasVegas We can't stop here! This is deer country!]]"

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* "[[FearAndLoathingInLasVegas "[[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas We can't stop here! This is deer country!]]"
11th Mar '15 7:04:00 AM Spev
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---> '''I fear you made a friend of her.'''

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---> '''I '''Pawn:''' I fear you made a friend of her.'''



--->'''Pawn'''(when fighting a giant, fire-breathing drake who is killing everyone): Look, Arisen, a rope! Seems suspicious...

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--->'''Pawn'''(when --->'''Pawn''' (when fighting a giant, fire-breathing drake who is killing everyone): Look, Arisen, a rope! Seems suspicious...



--->'''Pawn''' ''(entering a fight with goblins when one gets a sneak attack in on him)'': "I will protect you, Arisen! '''''OW!'''''"

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--->'''Pawn''' ''(entering (entering a fight with goblins when one gets a sneak attack in on him)'': "I him): I will protect you, Arisen! '''''OW!'''''"'''''OW!'''''
13th Jan '15 7:44:00 PM barretxiii
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* The dragon, Grigori, dispatches [[spoiler:Elysion]] rather [[KilledMidSentence abruptly]] and quips in his usual sophisticated manner that he only did it to shut him up.
--> '''Grigori:''' The rantings of an up jumped zealot make for tedious listening.
16th Oct '14 7:11:14 AM Alexlayer
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* Hard Mode can be quite a challenge, but it compensates by making enemies drop a lot more of money. This can turn hilarious as, if you're on a killing spree, many enemies will start dropping giant bags of money, even creatures that have no business holding money to begin with, such as wolves, quimeras, and even [[LizardFolk Saurian]]'s tails!
2nd Sep '14 7:50:41 PM Sugao
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* Give your male Pawn voice #4 (the highest-pitched one) and tell him to "voice his anguish" in a "Timid" manner. Whenever he gets hit, he'll let out a yelp. Becomes particularly funny if he also has the Guardian personality:
--->'''Pawn''' ''(entering a fight with goblins when one gets a sneak attack in on him)'': "I will protect you, Arisen! '''''OW!'''''"
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