History Funny / DragonBallZBattleOfGods

* The greatest game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, [[spoiler:for it is a battle to save Earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2sJkg7VwM]], and the "great" advice given by Puar:

** A member of the race that doesn't have girls in the first place (Piccolo) considering Mai and Trunks' engagement impure as if he had more than just an intellectual understanding of what he was talking about.

-->'''Goku:''' *With an Oh Crap reaction* No. [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]

--> '''Goku:''' Bulma's party is today and I totally forgot. This is real bad King Kai, she's gonna be ''pissed''.
--> Then a few minutes, after King Kai notices something terrible is coming:

** Then there is Kuririn's line of dialogue in the English dub, which reflects what quite a few fans were thinking when they first saw this scene out of context:
-->'''Kuririn''': OK, he's been drinking more than Gohan.

--> They stop laughing, Pilaf's jaw drops and the tongue falls as well while Mai's face "freezes". Birds chirp and then...

--> '''Pilaf:''' (disgusted) Okay, that just went to a weird place; I expect my evil henchmen to have [[EvenEvilHasStandards a little class.]]

-->'''Trunks''': (not worried despite a gun at his head) Hey, uh, Mai, I wanna break up-\\

'''Trunks''': But your chest is on my shoulder-\\
'''Mai:''' (squeaks in embarrassed shock)

-->'''Goku:''' (referring to Shenron's explanation on the Super Saiyan God) Uh, can you go over that again?\\
'''Shenron:''' [[NotSoStoic (getting annoyed)]] So many questions yet no wishes.

--> '''Puar''' (cheerfully): But don't lose because if we die, it'll be all your fault!

--> '''Goku (imitating Vegeta's voice)''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmpcMqc1KOc My Bulma!]]

* Whis confirms to Beerus that the flight to Earth will take "about 26 minutes". Beerus notes that [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that's the length of your average anime episode]].

--> '''Goku (imitating Vegeta's voice)''': My Bulma! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmpcMqc1KOc

* Vegeta is desperately trying to keep Beerus happy after he gets irritated. So what he does? He swallows his pride and performs a completely ridiculous dance with a bad song.

--> '''Goku (imitating Vegeta's voice)''': My Bulma! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmpcMqc1KOc
* The fact that the [[spoiler:second]] strongest enemy ever shown in a Dragon Ball movie is named either [[ForgotToPayTheBill Bills]] or [[TheAlcoholic Beerus]].

** And you see Master Roshi falling asleep in the background during the explanation.

** At the end, Shenron immediately flees without technically granting a single wish (even if he had, he is normally able to grant at least two now), likely trying to get the hell away from Beerus as fast as possible.

* Beerus has a hilarious flip-out when Whis tells him that Goku managed to defeat Frieza, [[FaceFault falling backwards]] while bathing and then standing up so suddenly that Whis has to point out that he's still naked, upon which Beerus quickly hides himself under the water again. He knows that despite being less powerful than him, Frieza is still a very powerful being in the universe, and is utterly gob-smacked that someone other than him managed to defeat him.

** It evens out for Vegeta though if you consider yet another piece of math. According to the official timeline, Bra was born only shortly after Pan, [[FridgeBrilliance putting her probable date of conception at around about the time of this movie!]] Seems as though Bulma was ''very'' appreciative of Vegeta's RoaringRampageOfRevenge...

--> '''Shuu:''' I'm pretty sure the diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just take that and left?

* While telling Goku about Beerus for the first time, King Kai does so while driving his CoolCar around his planet... you know, his BabyPlanet. Presumably to cope his stress.

** It evens out for Vegeta though if you consider yet another piece of math. According to the official timeline, Bra was born only shortly after Pan, [[FridgeBrilliance putting her probable date of conception at around about the time of this movie!]] Someone's gettin' some tonight!

* Mr. Satan getting hammered on booze and tries to challenge ''Beerus''. Vegeta was ready to kill him.

* Mr. Satan getting hammer on booze and tries to challenge ''Beerus''. Vegeta was ready to kill him.

* While telling Goku about Beerus for the first time, Kaio-sama does so while driving his CoolCar around his planet... you know, his BabyPlanet. Presumably to cope his stress.
* While Goku is training on his BabyPlanet, Kaio-sama wears protective goggles over his CoolShades.
* After learning from Shenlong that they need 5 pure-hearted Saiyans to create a Super Saiyan god, Piccolo scoffs at the idea because he feels only Gohan and Goten meets the criteria.

* Goku meets Beerus and is forced by Kaio-sama to be respectful and polite. He doesn't do a very good job.

* After Goku wheedles the truth about Beerus out of him, Kaio-sama nervously asks why he's wearing his "butt-kicking clothes."

-->'''Kaio-sama:''' What Goku? Is he here?

--> Then a few minutes, after Kaio-sama notices something terrible is coming:

* After they [[OhCrap run from Trunks and Goten]], Mai reveals that she gave the diamond back so they won't suspect the fact that the 4 star dragonball is missing. She plans on ransoming it for one million zeni in cash. Pilaf and Mai are laughing with the plan, until...

* Shenlong getting ''nervous'' when he hears that Beerus is there.

-->'''Goku:''' (referring to Shenlong's explanation on the SSJG) Uh, can you go over that again?\\
'''Shenlong:''' [[NotSoStoic (getting annoyed)]] So many questions yet no wishes.

* The greatest game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, [[spoiler:for it is a battle to save Earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2sJkg7VwM]], and the "great" advice given by Pu'er:
--> '''Pu'er''' (cheerfully): But don't lose because if we die, it'll be all your fault!

--> They stop laughing, Pilaf's jaw drops and the tongue falls as well while Mai face "freezes". Birds chirp and then...

--> '''Pilaf:''' (disgusted) Okay, that just went to a weird place, I expect my evil henchmen to have [[EvenEvilHasStandards a little class.]]

* The ridiculous bingo prizes Bulma offers up. Including a plane, a piano organ made of gold, and a Castle! Shuu gets really excited over 3rd place being a years supply of canned ham.

* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Tipsy Gohan]] manages to be a [[UpToEleven even bigger]] LargeHam as Great Saiyaman.

-->'''Beerus''': My, my, Whis, I think we might have found someone even worse at singing than you.

* While Goku is training on his BabyPlanet, Kaio-sama wears a protective goggles over his CoolShades.