History Funny / DragonBallZBattleOfGods

-->'''Vegeta:''' I WON'T TOLERATE MOCKERY! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS IS NOT SOME RIGHTEOUS-HEARTED GOODY-GOODY!

-->'''Goku''': Uh... my name is Sir Goku, sir. It is an honor for you to meet me.
-->'''Beerus''': If you say so...

-->'''Goku:''' So a God of Destruction's gotta be pretty strong, right?
-->'''King Kai:''' [[CaptainObvious Sort of a job requirement, yeah.]]

-->'''Goku:''' ''(With an OhCrap reaction)'' No. [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]
-->'''King Kai:''' What Goku? Is he here?
--> '''Goku:''' Bulma's party is today and I totally forgot! This is real bad King Kai, she's gonna be ''pissed!''
--> ''(Then after a few minutes, King Kai notices something terrible is coming.)''
-->'''Goku:''' What!? Why is Bulma coming here?

-->'''Whis''': That was certainly something...
-->'''Beerus''': Indeed. I never figured Vegeta for such a poor song and dance man. Though, he'd give you a run for your money.

-->'''Krillin''': OK, he's been drinking more than Gohan.
** [[TheUnsmile You can see poor Vegeta's pride wither and die on his face with that dance.]]

--> "Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Fun time bingo!"

--> '''Bulma''': Hey, guys! [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Vegeta]] [[ThrowItIn actually has friends!]]

-->'''Mai''': Real mature...

--> '''Shuu:''' I'm pretty sure the diamond was worth more than a million zeni, [[DidntThinkThisThrough couldn't we have just taken that and left]]?
--> ''(They stop laughing, Pilaf's [[JawDrop jaw drops]] and the tongue falls as well while Mai's face "freezes". [[{{Beat}} A gust of wind blows, birds chirp, and then...]])''
--> '''Shuu:''' ...Or not.
--> '''Pilaf:''' [[IMeantToDoThat Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be that rich, it's too stressful! It's all about balance!]]
--> '''Mai:''' That's right, you'll be so stressed you'll be wetting yourself all the time and [[{{Squick}} I'm not washing your pee-pee pants]]!
--> '''Pilaf:''' ''(disgusted)'' Okay, that just went to a weird place; I expect my evil henchmen to have [[EvenEvilHasStandards a little class.]]
** It gets even funnier that in Resurrection F, Shuu wishes for a million zeni. [[HypocriticalHumor She gets angry over him wishing for just 1 million instead of more money]].

--> '''Pilaf:''' Sweet flaming Dragon Balls! Why would you fly through the air to move twenty-five feet?

-->'''Trunks''': ''(At gunpoint; not worried)'' Hey, uh, Mai, I wanna break up-\\

'''Trunks''': [[ThanksForTheMammary But your chest is on my shoulder-]]\\

-->'''Goku:''' ''(Referring to Shenron's explanation on the Super Saiyan God)'' Uh, can you go over that again?\\

* Gotenks' [[CurbstompBattle attempt]] to fight Beerus, which ends with Beerus literally spanking him. Not only is this funny, but also rather satisfying considering how obnoxious Gotenks usually acts.

-->'''Oolong''': 38 is crazy old!
-->'''Bulma''': '''''SHUT UP!'''''
* The greatest game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, [[spoiler:for it is a battle to save Earth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2sJkg7VwM]], and the "great" encouragement given by Puar:
--> '''Puar''': ''(cheerfully)'' But don't lose, because if we die, it'll be all your fault!

* True to his word, [[spoiler: Beerus destroys the earth when Goku loses. Just... not all of it at once.]]

** And then Whis [[spoiler: just casually ''knocks him out'', telling him to go to sleep for '''three years'''. Then he promptly realizes that he can't go to sleep yet because [[SeriousBusiness he hasn't brushed his teeth.]]]]

--> '''Goku''': ''(Imitating Vegeta's voice)'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqk7ncQAfmI My Bulma!]]

* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Tipsy Gohan]] manages to be a [[UpToEleven even bigger]] LargeHam as the Great Saiyaman.

* If you do the math based on the established timeline, both Bulma ''and'' Mai are lying about their age!
** Which Oolong constantly points out towards Bulma, much to her chagrin.
** Bulma claims to be 38 but she is actually 45.
** And finally, this exchange near the end of the movie.

* Whis confirms to Beerus that the flight to Earth will take "-about 26 minutes." Beerus notes that [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that's the length of your average anime episode]].

** Funnier still, Chichi points out that despite everything Goku did, he technically fits that description too since he proposed to her when he was ''10'' (although it was an accident).
** Chichi calling Roshi a geezer, with him replying that he's a wise elder

* When Goku [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3PMSdNGu2s remembers]] that Bulma's party was happening, he [[{{Understatement}} gets scared over a pissed off Bulma]].

* When Bulma tries to get Vegeta to join her in making a "grand entrance" at the party, pointing out that all their friends will be there. Vegeta is less than enthused.
--> '''Vegeta''': (''sounding agitated'') Sure let's go see Yamcha.
** Considering that both Bulma ''and'' Yamcha are perfectly fine with being AmicableExes. Seems the only one who feels awkward about it now is Vegeta.

* When Bulma tries to get Vegeta to join her in making a "grand entrance" at the party, pointing out that all their friends will be their. Vegeta is less than enthused.

--> '''Bulma''': Hey, guys! [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Vegeta]] actually has friends!

--> '''Shuu:''' Or not.
--> '''Pilaf:''' Don't be stupid, nobody wants to be that rich, it's too stressful. It's all about balance.
--> '''Mai:''' That's right, you'll be so stressed you'll be wetting yourself all the time and [[{{Squick}} I'm not washing your pee-pee pants.]]

-->'''Mai: '''Not to be pointing fingers, but when Shenron offered to grant us our wishes, you ''did'' tell him ''"Shenron, please make us young again!"''.

--> '''Shuu:''' I'm pretty sure the diamond was worth more than a million zeni, [[Didn'tThinkThisThrough couldn't we have just taken that and left]]?

--> '''Bulma''': Hey, guys! Vegeta actually has friends!

--> '''Shuu:''' I'm pretty sure the diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we have just taken that and left?
--> ''(They stop laughing, Pilaf's jaw drops and the tongue falls as well while Mai's face "freezes". [[{{Beat}} Birds chirp and then...]])''

--> '''Pilaf:''' ''(Disgusted)'' Okay, that just went to a weird place; I expect my evil henchmen to have [[EvenEvilHasStandards a little class.]]

--> '''Puar''': ''(Cheerfully)'' But don't lose because if we die, it'll be all your fault!

** It gets even funnier that in Resurrection F, Shuu wishes for a million zeny. [[HypocriticalHumor She gets angry over him wishing for just 1 million instead of more money]].

'''Shenron:''' ''([[NotSoStoic Getting annoyed]])'' So many questions yet no wishes.

* When Trunks asks Mai to act as his girlfriend, both Pilaf and Shuu thought he was referring to them. Trunks has to spell out to them before it sinks in for the three of them. Yes, including Mai.

-->'''Trunks''': ''(Not worried despite a gun at his head)'' Hey, uh, Mai, I wanna break up-\\

* Trunks when he discovers Pilaf, Shu, and Mai wonders if Pilaf is a monkey.

* Gotenks' [[CurbstompBattle attempt]] to fight Beerus, which ends with Beerus literally giving him a spanking and making him apologize. Not only is this funny, but also rather satisfying considering how obnoxious Gotenks usually acts.

* True to his word, [[spoiler: Beerus destroys the earth when Goku loses. Just... Not all of it at once.]]
* Beerus eating Wasabi straight by mistake. He winds up bouncing around so much from the pain that he accidentally destroys a few planets/moons by plowing through them.
** And then Whis [[spoiler: just casually ''knocks him out'', telling him to go to sleep for '''three years'''. Then he promptly realizes that he can't go to sleep yet; [[SeriousBusiness he hasn't brushed his teeth.]]]]

-->'''Mai:'''Not to be pointing fingers but when Shenron offered to grant us our wishes, you ''did'' tell him ''"Shenron, please make us young again!"''.

** Mai's exasperated reminder to Pilaf that he's the reason their little gang have age-regressed to being children again.
-->'''Mai:'''Not to be pointing fingers but when Shenron offered to grant us our wishes, you ''did'' tell him ''Shenron, please make us young again!''.

* Shenron getting ''nervous'' when he hears that Beerus is there.

** You can even see him anxiously sweating as he speaks.

--> '''Goku''': ''(Imitating Vegeta's voice)'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmpcMqc1KOc My Bulma!]]

* Beerus has a hilarious flip-out when Whis tells him that Goku managed to defeat Frieza, [[FaceFault falling backwards]] while bathing and then standing up so suddenly that Whis has to point out that he's still naked, upon which Beerus quickly hides himself under the water again. He knows that despite being less powerful than him, Frieza is still one of the most powerful mortal beings in the universe, and is utterly gob-smacked that someone other than him managed to defeat Frieza.

* Not only is Piccolo singing at the karaoke (and apparently [[DreadfulMusician doing a terrible job]]) but he seems [[NotSoStoic downright frustrated]] when he is not winning at bingo and then [[RageQuit throws the bingo card to the ground.]].