History Funny / DragonBallZAbridgedSaiyanSaga

19th Jan '17 4:22:55 AM rufusluciusivan
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** Which leads to Vegeta summoning his artificial moon.
-->'''Goku:''' "Question!"
-->'''Vegeta:''' "What?"
-->'''Goku:''' "Are they made of cheese?"
-->'''Vegeta:''' ''({{Beat}})'' "I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should..."
28th Dec '16 10:16:41 PM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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'''Krillin:''' BOOBS! I mean, Bulma... Hi!\\

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'''Krillin:''' BOOBS! [[FreudianSlip BOOBS!]] I mean, Bulma... Hi!\\
25th Nov '16 5:39:38 PM SenorCornholio
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'''Piccolo:''' [[SarcasmMode Yes, Goku, I'm a green freakin' dinosaur.]]\\

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'''Piccolo:''' [[SarcasmMode Yes, Goku, I'm a green freakin' f*cking dinosaur.]]\\



-->'''Raditz:''' Ah ha, so nudity makes you stronger on this planet! '''*zipper sound*'''\\

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-->'''Raditz:''' Ah ha, so -->'''Goku:''' Piccolo? You use weighted training clothes as well?\\
'''Piccolo:''' [[SarcasmMode No Goku]]; [[HoYay I just love to get naked when I'm around you]].\\
'''Raditz:''' {Their power level is rising...} So,
nudity makes you stronger on this planet! '''*zipper sound*'''\\



'''Raditz:''' Of course, that would be ridiculous! Ah ha, ha ha...\\

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'''Raditz:''' Of course, O, o-of course! Because that would be ridiculous! Ah ha, ridiculous, ah ha ha ha ha...\\\\
*{{beat}}*\\
12th Nov '16 8:56:16 PM SparksOfTheTempest
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-->''*cut to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon*''
-->'''Piccolo:''' '''MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!''' ''*destroys the moon*''

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-->''*cut -->''(cut to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon*''
moon)''
-->'''Piccolo:''' '''MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!''' ''*destroys ''(destroys the moon*''moon)''
12th Nov '16 8:52:30 PM SparksOfTheTempest
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''*cut to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon*''
'''Piccolo:''' '''MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!''' ''*destroys the moon*''

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''*cut -->''*cut to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon*''
'''Piccolo:''' -->'''Piccolo:''' '''MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!''' ''*destroys the moon*''
12th Nov '16 8:51:54 PM SparksOfTheTempest
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* After Vegeta gets blown away by a Kaioken charged Kamehameha.
-->'''Vegeta:''' I'll show that little bastard! I'll become the mighty oozaru, and crush him into the...''(beat)''...where's the moon? WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!
''*cut to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon*''
'''Piccolo:''' '''MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!''' ''*destroys the moon*''
27th Sep '16 7:32:38 AM nmn3r3
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* Vegeta and Nappa land in the middle of a crowded city with a lot of people staring at them.
-->'''Person:''' ...So are you guys aliens?\\
''(Nappa levels the city)''\\
'''Nappa:''' I hate awkward silences.
* "First rule of Popo's training: do not talk about Popo's training!"
-->'''Gohan:''' Krillin? Why are you crying?
-->'''Krillin:''' SECOND RULE OF POPO'S TRAINING!
-->'''Piccolo:''' Aw man, he's already crying and the Saiyans aren't even here yet!
-->'''Nappa:''' [[IncomingHam Yeah we are!]] ''*ScareChord*'' Hi.



'''Nappa:''' [[{{Beat}}...]][[LateToThePunchline I get it!]]

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'''Nappa:''' [[{{Beat}}...]][[LateToThePunchline ''({{Beat}})''... [[LateToThePunchline I get it!]]
6th Sep '16 5:07:35 PM TheRoguePenguin
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''(cut to Kame House, were Master Roshi, Bulma, Oolong, Puar, and Turtle watches the news in abject horror)''

to:

''(cut to Kame House, were Master Roshi, Bulma, Oolong, Puar, and Turtle watches the news in abject horror)''horror)''\\



'''Popo:''' So. How was it?\\

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'''Popo:''' -->'''Popo:''' So. How was it?\\



'''Krillin:''' Wh-what?!
'''Popo:''' Bye!
'''Krillin:''' NOOOOOO--
''(the group is teleported away)''

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'''Krillin:''' Wh-what?!
Wh-what?!\\
'''Popo:''' Bye!
Bye!\\
'''Krillin:''' NOOOOOO--
NOOOOOO--\\
''(the group is teleported away)''away)''\\
31st Aug '16 2:04:33 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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--> '''Farmer:''' (''notices spaceship crash on his farm in the distance'') OH GOD NO, MY MARIJUANA PATCH! I mean uhhh, my carrot patch. Uh... YEAH. (''approaches crashed spaceship'') Guess I'll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (''pulls out rifle''): GIT MAH GUN!\\

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--> '''Farmer:''' (''notices ''(notices spaceship crash on his farm in the distance'') distance)'' OH GOD NO, MY MARIJUANA PATCH! I mean uhhh, my carrot patch. Uh... YEAH. (''approaches ''(approaches crashed spaceship'') spaceship)'' Guess I'll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (''pulls ''(pulls out rifle''): rifle)'': GIT MAH GUN!\\



'''Farmer:''' (''Notices Raditz getting out of his ship bathed in blue light'') HOLY CRAP, IT'S [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!]] Oh wait, no... Itís an alien! HOLY S***, IT'S AN ALIEN!\\
'''Raditz:''' Finally, on this dead plan... (''notices teeming wildlife'') wait... what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, goddamnit! I knew we should have sent Turles.\\
'''Farmer:''' (''thinking'') I better think of something cool to say to make him stop (''cocks gun, then shouting'') HEY YOU! (''thinking again'') Genius, farmer... Genius.\\

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'''Farmer:''' (''Notices ''(notices Raditz getting out of his ship bathed in blue light'') HOLY CRAP, IT'S [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!]] Oh wait, no... Itís an alien! HOLY S***, IT'S AN ALIEN!\\
'''Raditz:''' Finally, on this dead plan... (''notices ''(notices teeming wildlife'') wildlife)'' wait... what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, goddamnit! I knew we should have sent Turles.\\
'''Farmer:''' (''thinking'') ''(thinking)'' I better think of something cool to say to make him stop (''cocks ''(cocks gun, then shouting'') shouting)'' HEY YOU! (''thinking again'') ''(thinking again)'' Genius, farmer... Genius.\\



'''Farmer:''' (''shoots'') PROTECT ME, GUN!\\
'''Raditz:''' (''catches the bullet'') Hey! No! Bad human! (''flicks it back'')\\

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'''Farmer:''' (''shoots'') ''(shoots)'' PROTECT ME, GUN!\\
'''Raditz:''' (''catches ''(catches the bullet'') bullet)'' Hey! No! Bad human! (''flicks ''(flicks it back'')\\back)''\\



'''Raditz:''' Bad! Now get back up and say you're sorry. (''Farmer doesn't move'') Human? Huuuman? (''sighs'') [[AndCallHimGeorge So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule]].

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'''Raditz:''' Bad! Now get back up and say you're sorry. (''Farmer ''(Farmer doesn't move'') move)'' Human? Huuuman? (''sighs'') ''(sighs)'' [[AndCallHimGeorge So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule]].



-->'''Nappa:''' Hey Vegeta did you hear that?\\

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-->'''Nappa:''' --->'''Nappa:''' Hey Vegeta did you hear that?\\



-->'''Goku:''' Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!\\

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-->'''Goku:''' --->'''Goku:''' Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!\\



[{{beat}}, cut to the two flying]\\

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[{{beat}}, ''({{beat}}, cut to the two flying]\\flying)''\\



-->'''Lanipator as Raditz:''' "Prepare yourself for my signature attack: DOUBLE SUN-" (Picture turns monochrome and the RecordNeedleScratch sound is heard.)\\

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-->'''Lanipator as Raditz:''' "Prepare yourself for my signature attack: DOUBLE SUN-" (Picture ''(picture turns monochrome and the RecordNeedleScratch sound is heard.)\\heard)''\\



'''Lanipator:''' Eh - huh?\\

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'''Lanipator:''' Eh - -- huh?\\



'''Lanipator:''' What? No - come on, man!\\
'''[=Vegeta3986:=]''' Dude, give me the mic! (A picture of the original Dragonball appears on screen with the words 'We are experiencing technical difficulties' superimposed over the top and bottom.)\\

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'''Lanipator:''' What? No - -- come on, man!\\
'''[=Vegeta3986:=]''' Dude, give me the mic! (A ''(a picture of the original Dragonball appears on screen with the words 'We are experiencing technical difficulties' superimposed over the top and bottom.)\\bottom)''\\



'''[=Vegeta3986:=]''' No it isn't!\\

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'''[=Vegeta3986:=]''' No No, it isn't!\\



--> '''Goku:''' Someone stop him!\\
[cuts to the island as crickets chirp]\\
'''Goku:''' Damn it Krillin!\\
'''Krillin:''' Hey I was bitch-slapped through a house! What's your excuse?\\

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--> '''Goku:''' -->'''Goku:''' Someone stop him!\\
[cuts ''(cuts to the island as crickets chirp]\\
chirp)''\\
'''Goku:''' Damn it it, Krillin!\\
'''Krillin:''' Hey Hey, I was bitch-slapped through a house! What's your excuse?\\



'''Piccolo:''' (annoyed growl)

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'''Piccolo:''' (annoyed growl)''(annoyed growl)''



--> '''Raditz:''' Ah ha, so nudity makes you stronger on this planet! *Zipper sound*\\
'''Goku:''' Uh no, we're wearing weighted clothing. *Zipper sound*\\
'''Raditz:''' Of course, that would be ridiculous! Ah ha, ha ha[[{{Beat}} ...]]\\

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--> '''Raditz:''' -->'''Raditz:''' Ah ha, so nudity makes you stronger on this planet! *Zipper sound*\\
'''*zipper sound*'''\\
'''Goku:''' Uh no, we're wearing weighted clothing. *Zipper sound*\\
'''*zipper sound*'''\\
'''Raditz:''' Of course, that would be ridiculous! Ah ha, ha ha[[{{Beat}} ...]]\\ha...\\



'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') Retarded?\\

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'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''(offscreen)'' Retarded?\\



'''Goku:''' Ah- a ''Yoshi.''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!\\

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'''Goku:''' Ah- Ah -- a ''Yoshi.''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''(offscreen)'' I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!\\



'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''DAMMIT Goku!!''\\

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'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''(offscreen)'' ''DAMMIT Goku!!''\\



[''Raditz crushes Goku's ribs'']\\

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[''Raditz ''(Raditz crushes Goku's ribs'']\\ribs)''\\



--->'''Krillin:''' Holy crap. (''cheerfully''): I'm not the first person to die in this series!\\

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--->'''Krillin:''' Holy crap. (''cheerfully''): ''(cheerfully)'' I'm not the first person to die in this series!\\



--->'''Raditz:''' *Tries to break free.* Ok, let go. *Continues to struggle* Seriously this is starting to piss me off!

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--->'''Raditz:''' *Tries ''(tries in vain to break free.* Ok, free)'' Okay, let go. *Continues ''(continues to struggle* Seriously this struggle)'' Seriously! This is starting to piss me off!



-->'''Raditz:''' NO! MY SPACE PO-- (''Gohan headbutts Raditz's chest, cracking his armor'') UGH! MY SPACE ARMOR!\\

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-->'''Raditz:''' NO! MY SPACE PO-- (''Gohan ''(Gohan headbutts Raditz's chest, cracking his armor'') armor)'' UGH! MY SPACE ARMOR!\\



-->'''Raditz:''' UNCLE RADITZ IS PISSED! [He swipes at Gohan. The scene pauses.]\\
'''[=KaiserNeko=]:''' We here at TeamFourStar do not condone child violence. We do, however, [[CrossesTheLineTwice find it hilarious]]. [Scene resumes.]

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-->'''Raditz:''' UNCLE RADITZ IS PISSED! [He (he swipes at Gohan. The Gohan; the scene pauses.]\\
pauses)\\
'''[=KaiserNeko=]:''' We here at TeamFourStar do not condone child violence. We do, however, [[CrossesTheLineTwice find it hilarious]]. [Scene resumes.]''(scene resumes)''



--> '''Piccolo:''' I'm taking Gohan bye. [flies off]\\

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--> '''Piccolo:''' I'm taking Gohan Gohan, bye. [flies off]\\''(flies off)''\\



[dead silence as the wind blows]\\

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[dead ''(dead silence as the wind blows]\\blows)''\\



-->'''Chi-Chi''': [[GroinAttack I'd castrate]] [[ShootTheMessenger the messenger]] in his sleep with [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon a rusty carving knife]].\\
'''Krillin''': Oh. Then it's a good thing I'm not telling you that!\\

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-->'''Chi-Chi''': -->'''Krillin:''' So... Chi-Chi. ''Hypothetically''; what would you do if you were told your husband was dead and your son was kidnapped by his worst enemy?\\
'''Chi-Chi:'''
[[GroinAttack I'd castrate]] [[ShootTheMessenger the messenger]] in his sleep with [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon a rusty carving knife]].\\
'''Krillin''': Oh. '''Krillin:''' Oh... Then it's a good thing I'm not ''not'' telling you that!\\



'''Chi-Chi''': ''(While sharpening something off-screen, speaking in sing-song)'' Kril-lin! Where are you?

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'''Chi-Chi''': ''(While '''Chi-Chi:''' ''(while sharpening something off-screen, speaking in sing-song)'' Kril-lin! Where are you?



-->'''King Yenma:''' Give me one good reason I should allow this!
-->'''Kami:''' Because if you don't, that line's going to increase by 6 billion!
-->'''King Yenma:''' 6 billion?! I'm supposed to be intimidated by 6 billion?! Please! I can judge 6 billion souls faster than you can take a piss, old man!
-->'''Kami:''' You know, I am the guardian of Earth. [[DudeWheresMyRespect Can I please get a little respect around here?]]

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-->'''King Yenma:''' Give me one good reason I should allow this!
-->'''Kami:'''
this!\\
'''Kami:'''
Because if you don't, that line's going to increase by 6 billion!
-->'''King
billion!\\
'''King
Yenma:''' 6 billion?! I'm supposed to be intimidated by 6 billion?! Please! I can judge 6 billion souls faster than you can take a piss, old man!
-->'''Kami:'''
man!\\
'''Kami:'''
You know, I am the guardian of Earth. [[DudeWheresMyRespect Can I please get a little respect around here?]]



-->'''King Yemma:''' Sure, he can go to King Kai, but he'll have to run on [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace SNAAAAKE WAAAAY]]! ''(Cue [[{{Sting}} Dramatic Sting]])''\\

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-->'''King Yemma:''' Sure, he can go to King Kai, but he'll have to run on [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace SNAAAAKE WAAAAY]]! ''(Cue ''(cue [[{{Sting}} Dramatic Sting]])''\\dramatic sting]])''\\



'''Goz:''' IT USED TO BE WATER!

to:

'''Goz:''' IT USED TO BE WATER!VATER!



'''Piccolo:''' ''[from really far away]'' '''[[StatingTheSimpleSolution CLIMB DOWN!!]]'''\\

to:

'''Piccolo:''' ''[from ''(from really far away]'' away)'' '''[[StatingTheSimpleSolution CLIMB DOWN!!]]'''\\



'''Krillin:''' Uh, yeah, I- (''cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot falling off said lookout'') AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!\\
[''[[RunningGag Krillin Owned Count]]: 3'']\\
'''Popo:''' Enjoy the climb back up, '''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]'''! Any more questions? (''silence'') Good. Then we can begin.

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'''Krillin:''' Uh, yeah, I- (''cut I-- ''(cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot falling off said lookout'') lookout)'' AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!\\
[''[[RunningGag ''([[RunningGag Krillin Owned Count]]: 3'']\\
3)''\\
'''Popo:''' Enjoy the climb back up, '''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]'''! Any more questions? (''silence'') ''(silence)'' Good. Then we can begin.



--> '''Anchorman:''' We now go to our resident expert on lunar science, Anime/SailorMoon. Sailor?\\
'''Anime/SailorMoon:''' ''*Getting electrocuted*'' '''OH DEAR GOD!!!'''\\

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--> -->'''Piccolo:''' Yep. And once again wanton destruction has solved ''all'' of my problems. With absolutely ''no'' negative repercussions.\\
''(cut to Kame House, were Master Roshi, Bulma, Oolong, Puar, and Turtle watches the news in abject horror)''
'''Anchorman:''' We've got breaking news that the Earth's Moon has been completely destroyed. While the long term environmental effects can only be guessed at, pulmonary speculation put the short-term death toll from tidal effects alone at the hundred of millions. We now go to our resident expert on lunar science, Anime/SailorMoon. Sailor?\\
'''Anime/SailorMoon:''' ''*Getting electrocuted*'' ''(getting electrocuted)'' '''OH DEAR GOD!!!'''\\



'''Nail:''' (thinking) Oh God, this is so horribly dull. [[{{Foreshadowing}} I sure hope something happens,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I don't care what it is!]]\\

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'''Nail:''' (thinking) ''(thinking)'' Oh God, this is so horribly dull. [[{{Foreshadowing}} I sure hope something happens,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I don't care what it is!]]\\



'''Nail:''' (''obviously angry'') WHAT!\\
'''Guru:''' I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass.

to:

'''Nail:''' (''obviously angry'') ''(obviously angry)'' WHAT!\\
'''Guru:''' I saw a bird. bird... It was pretty.pretty... Kick its ass.



-->'''Nappa:''' Don't drop the soap.\\
'''Vegeta''' I swear to god, Nappa, I will shiv you.

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-->'''Nappa:''' --->'''Nappa:''' Don't drop the soap.\\
'''Vegeta''' '''Vegeta:''' I swear to god, Nappa, I will shiv you.



-->'''Arlian:''' You have freed our race! We shall erect statues of you...\\

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-->'''Arlian:''' --->'''Arlian:''' You have freed our race! We shall erect statues of you...\\



'''Arlian:''' ... Out of our dung!\\
'''Nappa:''' (''beat'') Well, isn't that nice of them, Vege-\\

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'''Arlian:''' ... Out of our dung!\\
'''Nappa:''' (''beat'') ''(beat)'' Well, isn't that nice of them, Vege-\\



'''Aquaman:''' (Desperately) C'mon guys! We could use whales! WHAAAAAAAAAALES!\\

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'''Aquaman:''' (Desperately) ''(desperately)'' C'mon guys! We could use whales! WHAAAAAAAAAALES!\\



'''Aquaman:''' (sadly) But the whales...

to:

'''Aquaman:''' (sadly) ''(sadly)'' But the whales...



'''King Kai:''' First, you must-\\

to:

'''King Kai:''' First, you must-\\must--\\



'''King Kai:''' Actually, I was going to-\\

to:

'''King Kai:''' Actually, I was going to-\\to--\\



'''Yamcha:''' Yeah? [[HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday Well at least I get some pus-]] wow, [[ThatCameOutWrong that did not come out right]].

to:

'''Yamcha:''' Yeah? [[HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday Well at least I get some pus-]] pus]]-- wow, [[ThatCameOutWrong that did not come out right]].



-->'''Kami:''' Mr. Popo, where did you send them?\\

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-->'''Kami:''' '''Popo:''' So. How was it?\\
'''Krillin:''' ''(gibbering in terror)''\\
'''Tien:''' It was... ''horrible!''\\
'''Popo:''' Good. You survived the first test.\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh, ''thank'' God!\\
'''Popo:''' But I have some bad news...\\
'''Krillin:''' What?\\
'''Popo:''' You're going ''back!''\\
'''Krillin:''' Wh-what?!
'''Popo:''' Bye!
'''Krillin:''' NOOOOOO--
''(the group is teleported away)''
'''Kami:''' ...
Mr. Popo, where did you send them?\\



-->'''Piccolo''': So, you guys are the Saiyans?\\

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-->'''Piccolo''': -->'''Piccolo:''' So, you guys are the Saiyans?\\Saiyans?\\
'''Nappa:''' No.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Don't be rude, Nappa.\\
'''Krillin:''' And you're here for the Dragon Balls!\\



'''Vegeta''': Don't be rude, Nappa.\\
'''Krillin''': And you're here for the Dragon Balls!\\
'''Nappa''': No.\\



'''Vegeta''': ({{beat}}) ...f*** you, Nappa.

to:

'''Vegeta''': ({{beat}}) ...''({{beat}})'' ...f*** you, Nappa.



'''Nappa:''' That means he doesn't have a penis, right Vegeta? [Vegeta and Nappa snicker off-screen, as Piccolo stands gaping.]\\

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'''Nappa:''' That means he doesn't have a penis, right Vegeta? [Vegeta ''(Vegeta and Nappa snicker off-screen, as Piccolo stands gaping.]\\gaping)''\\



'''Nappa:''' Do you hear that, Vegeta? Itís a Chiaotzu! I'm gonna catch it!. *Grabs Pokéball.*\\
'''Chiaotzu:''' I told you I am not a Pokém...OW! *Gets hit by a Pokéball*\\
'''Nappa:''' Awwww, it didnt work, Vegeta.\\

to:

'''Nappa:''' Do you hear that, Vegeta? Itís a Chiaotzu! I'm gonna catch it!. *Grabs Pokéball.*\\
''(grabs Pokéball)''\\
'''Chiaotzu:''' I told you I am not a Pokém...OW! *Gets ''(gets hit by a Pokéball*\\
Pokéball)''\\
'''Nappa:''' Awwww, it didnt didn't work, Vegeta.\\



'''Nappa:''' Alright! Let's see if I can get a [[CriticalHit critical]]!! *Chiaotzu flinches in response*

to:

'''Nappa:''' Alright! Let's see if I can get a [[CriticalHit critical]]!! *Chiaotzu ''(Chiaotzu flinches in response*response)''



'''[beat]'''\\

to:

'''[beat]'''\\'''(beat)'''\\



-->'''Raditz''' (from the afterlife): I... hate... all of you!

to:

-->'''Raditz''' (from -->'''Raditz:''' ''(from the afterlife): afterlife)'' I... hate... all of you!



-->'''Vegeta''': Hold on, you went to college?\\
'''Nappa''': Yup!\\
'''Vegeta''': What the hell could someone like you possibly major in?!\\
'''Nappa''': Child psychology...\\
'''Gohan''': Wow, that sounds really interestin-\\
'''Nappa''': ...'''WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!!'''

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-->'''Vegeta''': -->'''Vegeta:''' Hold on, you went to college?\\
'''Nappa''': '''Nappa:''' Yup!\\
'''Vegeta''': '''Vegeta:''' What the hell could someone like you possibly major in?!\\
'''Nappa''': '''Nappa:''' Child psychology...\\
'''Gohan''': '''Gohan:''' Wow, that sounds really interestin-\\
'''Nappa''': ...
interestin--\\
'''Nappa:''' ...
'''WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!!'''



-->'''Vegeta:''' Looks like he's been... disarmed.
-->'''Nappa:''' [[{{Beat}} ..............]][[LateToThePunchline I get it!]]

to:

-->'''Vegeta:''' Looks like he's been... disarmed.
-->'''Nappa:''' [[{{Beat}} ..............
disarmed.\\
'''Nappa:''' [[{{Beat}}...
]][[LateToThePunchline I get it!]]



--> '''Piccolo:''' (''To Krillin'') Can you get him in a Full Nelson?
-->'''Krillin:''' ''*{{Beat}}*'' [[CallBack Any plans that don't involve killing me?]]
--> '''Piccolo:''' Well, there is the multi-form technique.
-->'''Krillin:''' But won't that cut our power-levels by-
--> '''Piccolo:''' Plan A or Plan B, Krillin!
-->'''Krillin:''' PLAN B! PLAN B!

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--> '''Piccolo:''' (''To Krillin'') -->'''Piccolo:''' ''(to Krillin)'' Can you get him in a Full Nelson?
-->'''Krillin:''' ''*{{Beat}}*''
Nelson?\\
'''Krillin:''' ''({{beat}})''
[[CallBack Any plans that don't involve killing me?]]
-->
me?]]\\
'''Piccolo:''' Well, there is the multi-form technique.
-->'''Krillin:'''
technique.\\
'''Krillin:'''
But won't that cut our power-levels by-
-->
by--\\
'''Piccolo:''' Plan A or Plan B, Krillin!
-->'''Krillin:'''
Krillin!\\
'''Krillin:'''
PLAN B! PLAN B!



-->'''Krillin and Piccolo:''' [[Manga/{{Naruto}} KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!]] [Clones of Krillin and Piccolo appear]\\
'''Nappa:''' Vegeta! I can't... [[CatchPhrase BELIEVE IT!]] [Vegeta groans in disgust]

to:

-->'''Krillin and Piccolo:''' [[Manga/{{Naruto}} KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!]] [Clones ''(clones of Krillin and Piccolo appear]\\
appear)''\\
'''Nappa:''' Vegeta! I can't... [[CatchPhrase BELIEVE IT!]] [Vegeta ''(Vegeta groans in disgust]disgust)''



'''Nappa:''' (''After all of the clones are gone'') Good effort, but I'm the patty cake champion.\\

to:

'''Nappa:''' (''After ''(after all of the clones are gone'') gone)'' Good effort, but I'm the patty cake champion.\\



'''Vegeta:''' (''[[{{Angrish}} stammering]]'') ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

to:

'''Vegeta:''' (''[[{{Angrish}} stammering]]'') ...''[[{{Angrish}} (stammering)]]'') ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.



'''Vegeta:''' Nappa, just kill them first and-\\

to:

'''Vegeta:''' Nappa, just kill them first and-\\and--\\



'''Nappa:''' I had a hell of a day, Vegeta: I sank their battleship, AND THEIR WHALES. [Cuts to an ocean full of blood and sunken ships.]\\

to:

'''Nappa:''' I had a hell of a day, Vegeta: I sank their battleship, AND THEIR WHALES. [Cuts ''(cuts to an ocean full of blood and sunken ships.]\\ships)''\\



-->'''Krillin:''' [=PleasenotmepleasenotmepleasenotmePLEASENOTME!=]
-->'''Nappa:''' Eeny meeny miney '''you''' (''knocks Gohan out cold'')
-->'''Krillin:''' WHOO!!! NOT ME! [[{{Beat}} ...]]Gohan?

to:

-->'''Krillin:''' [=PleasenotmepleasenotmepleasenotmePLEASENOTME!=]
-->'''Nappa:'''
[=PleasenotmepleasenotmepleasenotmePLEASENOTME!=]\\
'''Nappa:'''
Eeny meeny miney '''you''' (''knocks ''(knocks Gohan out cold'')
-->'''Krillin:'''
cold)''\\
'''Krillin:'''
WHOO!!! NOT ME! [[{{Beat}} ...]]Gohan?



-->'''Krillin:''' (''with Nappa charging towards him'') Crap, myturnmyturnMYTURN! (''Nappa stops dead in his tracks.'')\\

to:

-->'''Krillin:''' (''with ''(with Nappa charging towards him'') him)'' Crap, myturnmyturnMYTURN! (''Nappa ''(Nappa stops dead in his tracks.'')\\tracks)''\\



'''Vegeta:''' Wha... I... uh... (''nose starts to bleed'')\\

to:

'''Vegeta:''' Wha... I... uh... (''nose ''(nose starts to bleed'')\\bleed)''\\



'''Nappa:''' Oh. (''beat'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't think you were]] [[InsultMisfire that stupid, Vegeta.]]\\

to:

'''Nappa:''' Oh. (''beat'') ''(beat)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't think you were]] [[InsultMisfire that stupid, Vegeta.]]\\



-->'''Krillin:''' HEY! Stop treating me like a joke dammit! I've got a new technique - [[FridgeLogic which I probably could've used earlier and maybe saved all of our friends' lives]] - but that's beside the point! (''charging a disc of energy in his hand'') Get ready for my '''Destructo Disc!'''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''barely alive'') Laaame.\\
'''Krillin:''' Now, take THIS! (''throws the disc at an angle, where it grinds across the ground before heading towards Nappa and Vegeta'')\\

to:

-->'''Krillin:''' HEY! Stop treating me like a joke dammit! I've got a new technique - [[FridgeLogic which I probably could've used earlier and maybe saved all of our friends' lives]] - but that's beside the point! (''charging ''(charging a disc of energy in his hand'') hand)'' Get ready for my '''Destructo Disc!'''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''barely alive'') ''(barely alive)'' Laaame.\\
'''Krillin:''' Now, take THIS! (''throws ''(throws the disc at an angle, where it grinds across the ground before heading towards Nappa and Vegeta'')\\Vegeta)''\\



'''Nappa:''' Yay, like a doggy! (''gets cut by the disc, which rebounds towards a small mountain'') Ow!\\
'''Ricola guy:''' Riiicola-- (''disc explodes, cutting off the mountain's top half''') Oh goddammit! (''mountain half falls and breaks into pieces'')

to:

'''Nappa:''' Yay, like a doggy! (''gets ''(gets cut by the disc, which rebounds towards a small mountain'') mountain)'' Ow!\\
'''Ricola guy:''' Riiicola-- (''disc ''(disc explodes, cutting off the mountain's top half''') half)''' Oh goddammit! (''mountain ''(mountain half falls and breaks into pieces'')pieces)''



--> '''Piccolo:''' I'm back (''shoots Nappa in the [[IncrediblyLamePun back]]'')\\

to:

--> '''Piccolo:''' -->'''Piccolo:''' I'm back (''shoots back! ''(shoots Nappa in the [[IncrediblyLamePun back]]'')\\back]])''\\



'''Gohan:''' (''calmed down'') Wha? I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo, I didn't mean to snap like that!\\

to:

'''Gohan:''' (''calmed down'') ''(calmed down)'' Wha? I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo, I didn't mean to snap like that!\\



[Nappa gets his ass handed to him by Goku.]\\
'''Nappa:''' (''while Vegeta is delivering the below lines'') That one doesnít bend that way! MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! (''*snap*'') Aaw, now it does!\\

to:

[Nappa ''(Nappa gets his ass handed to him by Goku.]\\
Goku)''\\
'''Nappa:''' (''while ''(while Vegeta is delivering the below lines'') lines)'' That one doesnít bend that way! MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! (''*snap*'') '''*snap*''' Aaw, now it does!\\



'''Nappa:''' (''collapses at Vegeta's feet'') Whaaaaat?!\\
'''Vegeta:''' I had the Scouter upside down. It's OverNineThousand. (''calmly crushes Scouter'') Rah.\\

to:

'''Nappa:''' (''collapses ''(collapses at Vegeta's feet'') feet)'' Whaaaaat?!\\
'''Vegeta:''' I had the Scouter upside down. It's OverNineThousand. (''calmly ''(calmly crushes Scouter'') Scouter)'' Rah.\\



-->'''Vegeta:''' (Laughs maniacally) HE'S GONE! HE'S FINALLY GONE! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT NOT EVEN SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!!\\

to:

-->'''Vegeta:''' (Laughs maniacally) ''(laughs maniacally)'' HE'S GONE! HE'S FINALLY GONE! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT NOT EVEN SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!!\\



'''Vegeta:''' (Laughter dies down) Oh no, you are all thoroughly screwed.

to:

'''Vegeta:''' (Laughter ''(laughter dies down) down)'' Oh no, you are all thoroughly screwed.



'''Vegeta:''' [[[TheScream loudly screams out of frustration]]] I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!!\\

to:

'''Vegeta:''' [[[TheScream ''([[TheScream loudly screams out of frustration]]] frustration]])'' I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!!\\



'''Vegeta:''' It means I'm of the upper class, a finer breed-- the highest grade of warrior!\\
'''Goku:''' ([[{{Beat}} floats there silently, blinking confusedly]])\\
'''Vegeta:''' (annoyed sigh) Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm Filet Mignon.\\

to:

'''Vegeta:''' It means I'm of the upper class, a finer breed-- breed -- the highest grade of warrior!\\
'''Goku:''' ([[{{Beat}} ''([[{{Beat}} floats there silently, blinking confusedly]])\\
confusedly]])''\\
'''Vegeta:''' (annoyed sigh) ''(annoyed sigh)'' Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm Filet Mignon.\\



'''Goku:''' Hopefully before dinner, because I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi to- (Vegeta interrupts with an attack)

to:

'''Goku:''' Hopefully before dinner, because I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi to- (Vegeta to-- ''(Vegeta interrupts with an attack)attack)''



-->(Oozaru!Vegeta has Goku in his grasp)\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Alright, Kakarot! Let's hear those bones shatter! (squeezes harder)\\
'''Goku:''' *squeaky*\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' ... What the?\\
'''Goku:''' *squeaky*\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' My God, [[CrossesTheLineTwice that's hilarious!]]\\
'''Goku:''' *squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky*

to:

-->(Oozaru!Vegeta -->''(Oozaru!Vegeta has Goku in his grasp)\\
grasp)''\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Alright, Kakarot! Let's hear those bones shatter! (squeezes harder)\\
''(squeezes harder)''\\
'''Goku:''' *squeaky*\\
'''*squeak*'''\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' ... What the?\\
the? ''(squeezes again)''\\
'''Goku:''' *squeaky*\\
'''*squeak*'''\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' My God, [[CrossesTheLineTwice that's hilarious!]]\\
hilarious!]] ''(squeezes repeatedly)''\\
'''Goku:''' *squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky*'''*squeak squeak squeak squeak*'''



-->'''Goku:''' Gohan, this is daddy. I know you're angry right now but you have to focus your anger.  R-remember Icarus? (shows Icarus and explosion) *Gohan has an angered expression* (Camera shows Vegeta) [[MotivationalLie He did it.]] *Gohan SCREAMS in anger*\\

to:

-->'''Goku:''' Gohan, this is daddy. I know you're angry right now but you have to focus your anger.  R-remember Icarus? (shows ''(shows Icarus and explosion) *Gohan explosion; Gohan has an angered expression* (Camera expression; camera shows Vegeta) Vegeta)'' [[MotivationalLie He did it.]] *Gohan SCREAMS ''(Gohan screams in anger*\\anger)''\\



'''???:''' "Vegeta... Vegeeeeetaaaaa..."\\
'''Vegeta:''' "Wh-what?"\\
'''Nappa:''' ''[appears as a ghost]'' I'mhauntingyou!\\

to:

'''???:''' "Vegeta...Vegeta... Vegeeeeetaaaaa..."\\
\\
'''Vegeta:''' "Wh-what?"\\
Wh-what?!\\
'''Nappa:''' ''[appears ''(appears as a ghost]'' ghost)'' I'mhauntingyou!\\



'''Goku:''' (dazed) ... Huh?\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice CHRISTOPHER REEVE!]] (crushes Goku's legs)\\
'''Goku:''' (in agony) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, [[DudeNotFunny that was in terrible taaaaaaste]]!\\

to:

'''Goku:''' (dazed) ...''(dazed)'' ... Huh?\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice CHRISTOPHER REEVE!]] (crushes ''(crushes Goku's legs)\\
legs)''\\
'''Goku:''' (in agony) ''(in agony)'' AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, [[DudeNotFunny that was in terrible taaaaaaste]]!\\



'''Vegeta:''' Kaio-what? ([[TalkToTheFist Punched repeatedly in the face]], before breaking away the combo with a kick to the chin) Okay... not bad... but still nothing compared to me!

to:

'''Vegeta:''' Kaio-what? ([[TalkToTheFist Punched ''([[TalkToTheFist punched repeatedly in the face]], before breaking away the combo with a kick to the chin) chin)'' Okay... not bad... but still nothing compared to me!



'''Vegeta:''' Times wha-(PUNCH) GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (sent flying and crashes into a mountain) This... proves... nothing...

to:

'''Vegeta:''' Times wha-(PUNCH) wha-- ''(punch)'' GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (sent ''(sent flying and crashes into a mountain) mountain)'' This... proves... nothing...



'''Vegeta:''' Nononononononono-(gets carried away by the blast)-[[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUUUUUU-]]

to:

'''Vegeta:''' Nononononononono-(gets Nononononononono-''(gets carried away by the blast)-[[AtomicFBomb blast)''-[[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUUUUUU-]]



-->"AAAAH. My eyes! Oh God, it's like walking in on Freeza in the shower. Wait a minute, Freeza's always naked - AAAAAAGGGGHHH!

to:

-->"AAAAH. My eyes! Oh God, it's like walking in on Freeza in the shower. Wait a minute, Freeza's always naked - -- AAAAAAGGGGHHH!



---->'''Vegeta:''' Again with the f***ing eye!!"\\
'''Vegeta:''' The eye! The eye! Why is always that goddamned eye!!??"

to:

---->'''Vegeta:''' Again with the f***ing eye!!"\\
eye!!\\
'''Vegeta:''' The eye! The eye! Why is always that goddamned eye!!??"eye!!??



-->'''Vegeta:''' Now watch, Kakarot, as your life becomes inconsequential, as I reveal my GIANT MONKEY- [camera is centered on crotch]\\
'''Crowd:''' (gasp)\\
'''Vegeta:''' [camera pans up] [[SubvertedTrope FORM!]]\\
'''Crowd:''' (sighs of relief)\\

to:

-->'''Vegeta:''' Now watch, Kakarot, as your life becomes inconsequential, as I reveal my GIANT MONKEY- [camera MONKEY-- ''(camera is centered on crotch]\\
crotch)''\\
'''Crowd:''' (gasp)\\
''(collective gasp)''\\
'''Vegeta:''' [camera ''(camera pans up] up)'' [[SubvertedTrope FORM!]]\\
'''Crowd:''' (sighs ''(sighs of relief)\\relief)''\\



'''Goku:''' I'm kind of out of options. (Goku gives Krillin the spirit bomb)\\

to:

'''Goku:''' I'm kind of out of options. (Goku ''(Goku gives Krillin the spirit bomb)\\bomb)''\\



'''Vegeta:''' *Gets blasted into the sky with the Spirit Bomb* CURSE MY HUBRIIIIIIIIS!

to:

'''Vegeta:''' *Gets ''(gets blasted into the sky with the Spirit Bomb* Bomb)'' CURSE MY HUBRIIIIIIIIS!
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