History Funny / DragonBallZAbridgedNamekFreezaSaga

''(Angry mob hacking Guru to pieces)''
'''Guru ''(gurgling and fading)'':''' Choke on... them...! [[RegretEatingMe Choke on them...!]] [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 Choke on them...!]]

'''Guru:''' NOOOOO! NAAAAAAAAAAAIL! ''(carnage)'' [[RegretEatingMe Choke on them!]] [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 Choke on them!]]

'''Freeza:''' ''(hurriedly)'' Allow them to live for. I mean first we lose... what was his name?\\

'''Vegeta:''' ''(back to the present)'' Pansy!\\

'''Krillin''': Are you still on about that?\\
(Cut to Vegeta about to get finished, heh, by Zarbon): NO, NO, NO, NO, NO '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''' ''(boom)''

(Cut to Vegeta about to get finished, heh, by Zarbon): No, no, no, '''nooooooooooooooo!''' ''(boom)''

'''Freeza''': ''[[FauxAffablyEvil [calmly] ]]'' Bye!\\

'''Freeza:''' Well, I--''[[DidntSeeThatComing (glances over his shoulder in shock)]]'' Ginyu, I'll call you back. ''(disconnects Space Skype and drops back down to floor level)'' ... come again?\\

'''Freeza:''' ''(rapidly)'' [[BadBoss Oh no that minion died]] [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject could you go fix that]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain we'll continue this conversation never.]]\\
'''Zarbon:''' ... did he say something about Vegeta?\\

'''Freeza:''' Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, let alone Vegeta!

* The stinger, after Freeza kills Krillin:
-->'''Mr. Popo:''' (''dramatic close-up'') '''''[[BrickJoke CALLED IT.]]'''''

'''Vegeta:''' Oh you mother'''''FU'''''--''(cut back to the dragon)''--'''''CKEEEEEEEERS!'''''\\

'''Krillin:''' ... I'm never gonna get my hoagie.\\

* The entire Spacey's skit. It's good food. InSpace

'''George Takei:''' [[CatchPhrase Ohhhh]] ''[[CatchPhrase my!]]''\\

'''Piccolo:''' ''(still in the distance)'' [--[[CatchPhrase NEEEEEEEERRRRDDD!]]--]

* The Fake Namekians are funnier than the [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce source material.]] Exploiting the already existing similarities is hilarious enough, but the voice-over work is extremely spot-on even given the standards of this series, and the TFS-style editing only amplifies each punchline. The moment the viewer realizes they are expies of Emory and Oglethorpe from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' is one of these in a meta sense.
* The lizard doctor working on Vegeta and talking about "delicious, magical science".
* Vegeta's TranquilFury to the lizard doctor:

'''Doctor Lizard:''' What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.\\

'''Random Minion:''' Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing--[[KilledMidSentence TAAAAANK! (dies by ki blast)]]\\

'''Goku:'''...eeeeeeee *gasp* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-\\

'''Appule:''' ...\\
'''Zarbon:''' ...Well, it looks like you have everything under control here! (quickly takes his leave)\\
'''Appule:''' ...Freaks me the f*** out.

'''Guru:''' I am this many. [doesn't move]\\

''(Repeatedly slaps Freeza's face, with particular slow motion focus to [[ToonPhysics how his face looks each hit]] with Freeza letting hilarious pained yelping after each slap)''\\

-->'''Goku:''' NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY! (repeatedly slaps Freeza's face, with particular slow motion focus to [[ToonPhysics how his face looks each hit]]) ARE YOU SORRY YET?!\\
'''Freeza:''' I think I peed a little.

* The death of the toilet, which is only because [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Frieza's minions are so bad at aiming]].

* Before this we see Frieza being tranquilly sarcastic before he urges Dodoria to get after the Earthlings.

-->'''Vegeta:''' Because Frieza. You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore. I am a Super Saiyan!\\

'''Vegeta:''' That's right, Frieza. I've arisen beyond the limits of a normal Saiyan, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! (Frieza starts speaking faintly at this point) I, Prince Vegeta, have become a... (voice completely trails off)\\

** When Frieza transforms into his third form, Krillin is still wailing in pain.

''(Frieza punches him)''\\

''(Frieza punches him again)''\\

''(Frieza punches him one more time)''\\

'''Vegeta''': He has risen above and become a legend... the legend that you fear... He has become... a Super Sai-- (''Frieza blasts him in the chest with a Death Beam. Vegeta gasps, then collapses''.)\\

'''King Kai:''' ...''oh my god...''\\

* Going by the epiosode's pro wrestling theme, how is Goku's arrival on Namek announced? By playing Wrestling/HulkHogan's "Real American" as he prepares to descend from his ship.

'''Goku:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Do you know]] [[[[YouKeepUsingThatWord what a minute is?]]\\

'''Guru:''' And now I can die with a clear conscience. Hurk! Err! ''(still alive)'' Uh... UGH! ''(still alive)'' Uh, oh.\\
'''Moori:''' KILL HIM!\\
'''Guru:''' NO! NAAAAAAAAAAAIL! ''(carnage)'' [[RegretEatingMe Choke on them!]] [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 Choke on them!]]

--> [Everyone on the planet except Goku and Freeza vanishes sent away] '''Freeza:''' What? No! This isn't what I wished for? ''What's going on?!''\\

'''Dende:''' So what if I did? What are you going to do about it, huh? ''Come at me bro!'' [Freeza fires at him, then Dende poofs away before it hits]

'''Goku:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Do]] [[YouKeepUsingThatWord you know what a minute is?]]\\

-->'''Goku:''' (thinking) ''I know! A distraction!'' Hey, look, Freezer! A giant dragon!\\
'''Freeza:''' What? (Sees Porunga) Well I'll be damned. Immortalityismine! (Flies off)\\
'''Goku:''' (thinking) ''[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Ohhh, I am become error.]]''

'''Piccolo:''' (thinking) I think he's looking for you.\\

'''Nail:''' DONOTMAKEEYECONTACT!

'''Vegeta:''' Yeah, think I'm-a stay away from that one. ''(sees Porunga)'' ''That'', however... Minemineminemineminemine-

-->'''Freeza:''' ''[[DissonantSerenity (in a calm tone despite the look of horror on his face)]]'' ... [[OhCrap Oh.]] [[FuryFueledFoolishness Somehow I *completely* forgot about that...]]\\

-->'''Freeza:''' ''(in a calm tone despite the look of horror on his face)'' ...Oh. Somehow I ''completely'' forgot about that.\\

'''Freeza:''' ''(still calm)'' [[DissonantSerenity Oh my god.]]\\

'''Freeza:''' ''(thinking)'' If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying.

'''King Yemma:''' (To all arriving souls) Strip...next. Strip...next. Strip...next. Strip...({{beat}}, leans forward) nice.\\
'''Arriving soul:''' Recoome thanks you.

'''Freeza:''' ...I miss [[CampStraight Zarbon]].

'''Freeza''': YOU ''BIT MY F*CKING TAIL!''\\

'''Freeza:''' ...are you real?
** And to top it all off, as Freeza would soon find out later, ''[[CassandraTruth what Goku said is entirely true.]]''

'''Freeza:''' [[{{Angrish}} Arrr...!]]

'''Vegeta:''' ''(looking)'' Actually, that looks more like a plat--*PUNCH*--''EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU!!''

'''Piccolo:''' I don't ge- (Freeza blasts him in the knee) OH HO I GET IT!

'''Dende''': Well, since you asked so nicely. (flies away)\\
'''Vegeta''': Come back... Magic Man...(collapses)

'''Vegeta:''' (''Annoyed'') Uh, hello, awesome? Right here.\\

'''Vegeta:''' ... You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK.

-->'''Freeza''': Okay, seriously. First off: "Super Saiyan." What is that? What even IS that? I'll tell you what it is: It's just some ''stupid'' legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you, Vegeta: I don't deal in legends, I deal in facts. And here's a fact: By the end of this, you are going to be crying, like a little BITCH.

-->'''Vegeta:''' (thinking) ''Yes I have him on the ropes! All he can do is dodge me!''\\
'''Freeza:''' (thinking) ''God, Zarbon's dead, Dodoria's dead, the Ginyus are dead...this has been one giant mess. It's [[NoodleIncident just like that jockstrap incident]], only now I don't have Ginyu around [[NoodleImplements to dig the holes]]!''

-->'''Vegeta''': Wha...how...how is that...gah...\\

'''Freeza:''' Oh my god, you actually are crying!\\

'''Freeza''': It's sad, really. But before we part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you [[{{Pun}} a tale]]...''(swats Vegeta with his tail)'' The end.

'''Vegeta:''' ''(in pain)'' Wh-...What?\\

'''Freeza:''' Au contraire Vegeta... ''You'' brought this on yourself.\\

* The whole scene with Freeza [[CurbstompBattle curb stomping]] Vegeta is pretty morbid, but it's humorous when Krillin asks if they should do something

---> '''Goku:''' I'm Goku! I'm insane, from Earth!\\

'''Freeza:''' ''[[BigWhat What?!]]''\\

'''Goku:''' ...And to top it all off, you're ''really'' kind of a jerk.\\
'''Freeza:''' ''(shocked)'' And apparently, this is now happening. ''Vegeta! Explain!''

'''Freeza:''' ''(sounding utterly done)'' ''[[NoJustNoReaction OH MY GOD!!!]]''\\

'''Freeza''': No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got.

'''Freeza''': YOU BIT MY F*CKING TAIL!\\

'''Freeza''': ...yes! Yes, you win!\\

'''Goku:''' (totally lost) Y... you.\\
'''Freeza:''' N-no, that was a rhetorical question.\\

'''Freeza:''' ...[[SurroundedByIdiots Good lord, I traded Vegeta for this]].

'''Krillin:''' Don't worry, Gohan. Little Green'll- (''Shot of Dende's corpse'') ...oh. Vegeta, no!\\
'''Piccolo:''' ...Meh.

'''Gohan:''' (whispering) Dad... beat him within an inch of his life... AND HANG HIM UP BY HIS ENTRAILS!\\
'''Goku:''' (To himself) Wow, he sounds like he's had a hard time. Piccolo should really have a talk with him.

-->'''Freeza:''' (threateningly) Want to play a game?\\

'''Freeza:''' (Wide eyed, says nothing. Leans forward making a creaking sound)

* Freeza loses his patience with Goku.

'''Freeza:''' (''Snidely'') Because they're cute and cuddly.\\

'''Goku:''' KA! ME! HA! ME! '''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''' ''(he apparently obliterates Freeza)''\\

'''Tien:''' ...Well, [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat we shouldn't think less of them for it]].

* [[IncomingHam "RECOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE! DIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE!]]

* Goku being totally blind to Freeza's attacks.

'''Freeza:''' ''[[{{Pun}} Rock solid]]''! *lifts a mountain* Filthy Monkey, meet General Mountain!!\\

'''Goku''' "...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hi General Mountain! I'm Go-*SLAM*]]