History Funny / DragonBallZAbridgedNamekFreezaSaga

16th Jan '18 9:08:10 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* Jeice getting punched in the face over and over again is enough to make you fall down laughing.
** Especially when he tries to think about what Ginyu said to do in that situation... only for Goku to punch him again mid-flashback. Jeice then holds his face and screams "Oh, he cut off the captain!"
** Jeice can't rely on his squad mates either:
--->'''Jeice:''' Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of the Ginyu For--! ''(gets punched)'' GUOGH!! D'AAUGH! You ''goddamn wanker!'' You punched me right in the--! ''(gets punched)'' D'UOGH! ''D'AUGH!'' You did it ''again!'' I-- ''(gets punched)'' D'ACK! Stop it! STOP IT, I-- ''(gets punched)'' '''PIIIISS!!!''' ''(thinking)'' Auugh, what would the Cap'n tell us to do in this situation?!\\

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* Jeice getting punched in the face over and over again is enough to make you fall down laughing.
** Especially when he tries to think about what Ginyu said to do in that situation... only for Goku to punch him again mid-flashback. Jeice then holds his face and screams "Oh, he cut off the captain!"
** Jeice can't rely on his squad mates either:
--->'''Jeice:'''
laughing:
-->'''Jeice:'''
Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of the Ginyu For--! ''(gets punched)'' GUOGH!! D'AAUGH! You ''goddamn wanker!'' You punched me right in the--! ''(gets punched)'' D'UOGH! ''D'AUGH!'' You did it ''again!'' I-- ''(gets punched)'' D'ACK! Stop it! STOP IT, I-- ''(gets punched)'' '''PIIIISS!!!''' ''(thinking)'' Auugh, what would the Cap'n tell us to do in this situation?!\\



** Jeice and Burter have a touching display of camaraderie, showing how good friends they are and promising to go out drinking once it’s all over, the music swells... [[SingleStrokeBattle and Goku one-shots Burter]].
** Jeice stops taking Burter's claims of being "the fastest in the universe" at face value:
--->'''Jeice''': Alright, this is just bloody stupid!\\

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** Jeice and Burter have a touching display of camaraderie, showing how good friends they are and promising to go out drinking once it’s all over, the music swells... [[SingleStrokeBattle and Goku one-shots Burter]].
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* Jeice stops taking Burter's claims of being "the fastest in the universe" at face value:
--->'''Jeice''': -->'''Jeice''': Alright, this is just bloody stupid!\\



*** Given Burter's reptilian-sounding voice, this means he had a literal hissy fit!
*** Burter and Jeice starts making up again:
---->'''Jeice:''' You're me best mate!\\

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*** ** Given Burter's reptilian-sounding voice, this means he had a literal hissy fit!
*** * Jeice and Burter have a touching display of camaraderie, showing how good friends they are and Jeice starts making up again:
---->'''Jeice:'''
promising to go out drinking once it's all over, the music swells... [[SingleStrokeBattle and Goku one-shots Burter]].
-->'''Jeice:'''
You're me best mate!\\
16th Jan '18 9:06:49 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* Episode 21, Jeice getting punched in the face over and over again is enough to make you fall down laughing.

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* Episode 21, Jeice getting punched in the face over and over again is enough to make you fall down laughing.
16th Jan '18 9:05:30 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Jeice:''' Ohhh, THAT'S what the Captain-- ''(gets punched) Owww.'' BURTER! ''SUPPORT!!''\\

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'''Jeice:''' Ohhh, THAT'S what the Captain-- ''(gets punched) Owww.'' Owww!'' BURTER! ''SUPPORT!!''\\
15th Jan '18 2:46:53 PM SuperSonicHeroes
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* When Freeza [[spoiler:kills Krillin]] after taking out Piccolo:
--> '''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' (After seeing Piccolo taken out) Oh, for a moment I thought that was going to be me.\\

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* When Freeza [[spoiler:kills Krillin]] kills Krillin after taking out Piccolo:
--> '''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' ''' Krillin:''' (After seeing Piccolo taken out) Oh, for a moment I thought that was going to be me.\\



'''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' Wait, what'd I ever do to you?\\
'''Freeza:''' Remember [[spoiler: my tail]]?\\
'''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' Can't you take a joke?\\
* Freeza gives an ugly stare at [[spoiler: Krillin]], while [[spoiler: Krillin]] gives a smile*\\
'''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' [[spoiler: [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!]] *explodes*]]\\

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'''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' '''Krillin:''' Wait, what'd I ever do to you?\\
'''Freeza:''' Remember [[spoiler: my tail]]?\\
'''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:'''
tail?\\
'''Krillin:'''
Can't you take a joke?\\
* Freeza gives an ugly stare at [[spoiler: Krillin]], Krillin, while [[spoiler: Krillin]] Krillin gives a smile*\\
'''[[spoiler: Krillin]]:''' [[spoiler: '''Krillin:''' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!]] *explodes*]]\\*explodes*\\



[[spoiler: *Krillin's Owned Count goes to 28*]]
* The stinger, after [[spoiler: Freeza kills Krillin]]:

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[[spoiler: *Krillin's Owned Count goes to 28*]]
28*
* The stinger, after [[spoiler: Freeza kills Krillin]]:Krillin:



* King Kai's attempt to talk to [[HumanoidAbomination Mr. Popo]] telepathically. [[spoiler: His antennae explode.]] And Mr. Popo then gets to fire off the best line in the saga:

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* King Kai's attempt to talk to [[HumanoidAbomination Mr. Popo]] telepathically. [[spoiler: His antennae explode.]] explode. And Mr. Popo then gets to fire off the best line in the saga:



* Guru confessing to the Namekians that he's the one who drank all their planet's water, not the Albino Namekians, before dying of old age (a second time). [[spoiler: Except he wasn't dying. The mob of angry Namekians fixes this, though.]]

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* Guru confessing to the Namekians that he's the one who drank all their planet's water, not the Albino Namekians, before dying of old age (a second time). [[spoiler: Except he wasn't dying. The mob of angry Namekians fixes this, though.]]



'''Guru:''' [[spoiler: It was me.]]\\

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'''Guru:''' [[spoiler: It was me.]]\\\\



'''Guru:''' [[spoiler: I drank it.]]\\

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'''Guru:''' [[spoiler: I drank it.]]\\\\



'''Guru:''' How do you think [[spoiler: I got so FAAAAT?]]\\

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'''Guru:''' How do you think [[spoiler: I got so FAAAAT?]]\\FAAAAT?\\



'''Guru:''' And now I can die with a clear conscience. Hurk! Err! [[spoiler:*still alive* Uh... UGH! *still alive* Uh oh.]]\\
'''Namekian 4:''' [[spoiler:KILL HIM!]]\\
'''Guru:''' [[spoiler:NO! NAAAAAAAAAAAIL! *carnage* Choke on them! Oh god why?!]]

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'''Guru:''' And now I can die with a clear conscience. Hurk! Err! [[spoiler:*still *still alive* Uh... UGH! *still alive* Uh oh.]]\\
\\
'''Namekian 4:''' [[spoiler:KILL HIM!]]\\
KILL HIM!\\
'''Guru:''' [[spoiler:NO! NO! NAAAAAAAAAAAIL! *carnage* Choke on them! Oh god why?!]]why?!



* Goku [[spoiler: finds [[CallBack the muffin button]]!]]

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* Goku [[spoiler: finds [[CallBack the muffin button]]!]]button]]!



'''Goku:''' Come on, come on! (finds the button) There! (presses it) [[spoiler: (Out comes... [[BrickJoke a muffin]].)]] Yes!!! [[spoiler:(keeps pressing button and more muffins pop up)]]\\

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'''Goku:''' Come on, come on! (finds the button) There! (presses it) [[spoiler: (Out comes... [[BrickJoke a muffin]].)]] ) Yes!!! [[spoiler:(keeps (keeps pressing button and more muffins pop up)]]\\up)\\



'''Goku:''' ([[spoiler:muffins keep popping up]]) YAAAAAAAAYYYYY-- (Namek explodes)

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'''Goku:''' ([[spoiler:muffins (muffins keep popping up]]) up) YAAAAAAAAYYYYY-- (Namek explodes)



* Dende declaring his love for [[spoiler: Gohan]] and when [[spoiler: Gohan]] is understandably stunned by this he freaks out and immediately has Porunga teleport all the Namekians from old Namek to the new Namek.

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* Dende declaring his love for [[spoiler: Gohan]] Gohan and when [[spoiler: Gohan]] Gohan is understandably stunned by this he freaks out and immediately has Porunga teleport all the Namekians from old Namek to the new Namek.



* TheStinger, involving [[spoiler: Nappa returning to life, since everyone who was killed by Freeza and his men were wished back and Vegeta was working for Freeza when he killed Nappa. Also, Nappa becomes a Hollywood producer and is currently making an autobiographical film called [[Film/CitizenKane Citizen Nappa]]. With [[ShownTheirWork Mark]] Satan.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Nappa:''' Need to work on the first name, thinking Hercule...]]
** Close listeners will note the ringtone of [[spoiler: Nappa calling Vegeta]] is that of [[spoiler: [[CallBack Ghostbusters.]]]]

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* TheStinger, involving [[spoiler: Nappa returning to life, since everyone who was killed by Freeza and his men were wished back and Vegeta was working for Freeza when he killed Nappa. Also, Nappa becomes a Hollywood producer and is currently making an autobiographical film called [[Film/CitizenKane Citizen Nappa]]. With [[ShownTheirWork Mark]] Satan.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Nappa:'''
Satan.
-->'''Nappa:'''
Need to work on the first name, thinking Hercule...]]
Hercule...
** Close listeners will note the ringtone of [[spoiler: Nappa calling Vegeta]] Vegeta is that of [[spoiler: [[CallBack Ghostbusters.]]]]]]



--->[[spoiler: '''Vegeta:''' GOD... damn it... Nappa.]]

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--->[[spoiler: '''Vegeta:''' --->'''Vegeta:''' GOD... damn it... Nappa.]]
15th Jan '18 1:55:02 PM SuperSonicHeroes
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!! Warning: SpoilersOff applies to these pages. Proceed at your own risk



* Season 2 gives us [[spoiler: Goku's reaction to Popo.]]

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* Season 2 gives us [[spoiler: Goku's reaction to Popo.]]



* When Krillin hears the [[spoiler:fake]] Namekians talk about their penises:

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* When Krillin hears the [[spoiler:fake]] [fake Namekians talk about their penises:



* Vegeta's reaction to [[spoiler: Dodoria]]'s [[UnsettlingGenderReveal true gender]]:

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* Vegeta's reaction to [[spoiler: Dodoria]]'s Dodoria's [[UnsettlingGenderReveal true gender]]:



'''[[spoiler: Dodoria]]:''' I said I ''am'' a woman!!\\

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'''[[spoiler: Dodoria]]:''' '''Dodoria:''' I said I ''am'' a woman!!\\



----> '''[[spoiler: Dodoria]]:''' And that's why I was considered the most beautiful, '''and''' fertile, woman on my home planet. Before Freeza blew it up.\\

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----> '''[[spoiler: Dodoria]]:''' '''Dodoria:''' And that's why I was considered the most beautiful, '''and''' fertile, woman on my home planet. Before Freeza blew it up.\\



'''[[spoiler: Dodoria]]:''' W-w-wait! You and I... we could team up against Freeza! Rule the Universe! ... as husband and wife!

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'''[[spoiler: Dodoria]]:''' '''Dodoria:''' W-w-wait! You and I... we could team up against Freeza! Rule the Universe! ... as husband and wife!



* Zarbon is [[spoiler:straight]] and acts really surprised if someone calls him [[spoiler:gay]]. And even so, Zarbon still acts [[spoiler:like he's gay]].

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* Zarbon is [[spoiler:straight]] straight and acts really surprised if someone calls him [[spoiler:gay]]. gay. And even so, Zarbon still acts [[spoiler:like like he's gay]].gay.



'''Zarbon:''' Well, I need to call [[spoiler:my girlfriend]].\\

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'''Zarbon:''' Well, I need to call [[spoiler:my girlfriend]].my girlfriend.\\



'''Zarbon:''' You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up, and I want to see where [[spoiler:she]] wants to go so we can make reservations early.\\

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'''Zarbon:''' You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up, and I want to see where [[spoiler:she]] she wants to go so we can make reservations early.\\



** Vegeta's final words to Zarbon as he prepares to [[spoiler:shoot a hole through his stomach]]. Doubly funny due to Zarbon's confused expression:

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** Vegeta's final words to Zarbon as he prepares to [[spoiler:shoot shoot a hole through his stomach]]. Doubly funny due to Zarbon's confused expression:



--> '''Vegeta:''' "Son of a g[[spoiler:um]]-[[spoiler:chewing]] fu[[spoiler:n]]k monster! Why the f[[spoiler:ruit]] does all this fu[[spoiler:nny]] s[[spoiler:tuff]] happen to me? F[[spoiler:orget]] my life! Always surrounded by m[[spoiler:iserable]] f[[spoiler:ail]]ing c[[spoiler:lods]]! It's like this whole world just likes to bend me over and f[[spoiler:ind]] [[Film/TheBigLebowski me in the A]][[spoiler:lp]]s! Like I'm some sort of sh[[spoiler:lock]] receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable c[[spoiler:ow]]s can have a f[[spoiler:ancy barbecue]], WITH A '''GODDAMN PIG'''!"\\

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--> '''Vegeta:''' "Son of a g[[spoiler:um]]-[[spoiler:chewing]] fu[[spoiler:n]]k gum-chewing funk monster! Why the f[[spoiler:ruit]] fruit does all this fu[[spoiler:nny]] s[[spoiler:tuff]] funny stuff happen to me? F[[spoiler:orget]] Forget my life! Always surrounded by m[[spoiler:iserable]] f[[spoiler:ail]]ing c[[spoiler:lods]]! miserable failing clods! It's like this whole world just likes to bend me over and f[[spoiler:ind]] find [[Film/TheBigLebowski me in the A]][[spoiler:lp]]s! Alps! Like I'm some sort of sh[[spoiler:lock]] shlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable c[[spoiler:ow]]s cows can have a f[[spoiler:ancy barbecue]], fancy barbecue, WITH A '''GODDAMN PIG'''!"\\



** And finally, Guldo's FacingTheBulletsOneLiner, as he realises he is dying, and begins to contemplate his afterlife and what it all means... [[spoiler:before Vegeta throws another dog treat at him.]]

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** And finally, Guldo's FacingTheBulletsOneLiner, as he realises he is dying, and begins to contemplate his afterlife and what it all means... [[spoiler:before before Vegeta throws another dog treat at him.]]



** [[spoiler: Don't forget the Daddy's Little Princess Dance, as he is contractually obligated to do…thanks to Freeza's brother Cooler.]]
** [[RuleOfThree And as]] TheStinger, Ginyu performs the "Dance of Cheering You Up" after [[spoiler: Freeza realizes that the Dragonballs might have a password that he doesn't know - and ''can't'' know because he'd used the KillEmAll approach]].

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** [[spoiler: Don't forget the Daddy's Little Princess Dance, as he is contractually obligated to do…thanks to Freeza's brother Cooler.]]
Cooler.
** [[RuleOfThree And as]] TheStinger, Ginyu performs the "Dance of Cheering You Up" after [[spoiler: Freeza realizes that the Dragonballs might have a password that he doesn't know - and ''can't'' know because he'd used the KillEmAll approach]].approach.



* Freeza's rant: "I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the [[SpaceX Space]] [[DeepSouth Boonies]] for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear ''banjos'' on the way, because everyone is inbred and [[OnlySixFaces LOOKS THE F***ING SAME!]] Not to mention I lost Dodoria ''and'' [[AmbiguouslyGay Zarbon]], the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his [[spoiler: girlfriend]], [[MistakenForGay WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK]]!"

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* Freeza's rant: "I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the [[SpaceX Space]] [[DeepSouth Boonies]] for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear ''banjos'' on the way, because everyone is inbred and [[OnlySixFaces LOOKS THE F***ING SAME!]] Not to mention I lost Dodoria ''and'' [[AmbiguouslyGay Zarbon]], the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his [[spoiler: girlfriend]], girlfriend, [[MistakenForGay WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK]]!"



** [[spoiler: Becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment when you find out in episode 30 that he's the one who drank all the water, caused the drought, blamed it on the albino Namekians, then ordered their extermination as punishment.]]

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** [[spoiler: Becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment when you find out in episode 30 that he's the one who drank all the water, caused the drought, blamed it on the albino Namekians, then ordered their extermination as punishment.]]



* [[spoiler: Guru]]'s death and how well it fits with [[JerkAss his character]]:
-->'''[[spoiler: Guru]]:''' I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon. Would be a ''reeeal'' dick move to die right now... ''Huuurrkk!'' ''[dies]''

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* [[spoiler: Guru]]'s Guru's death and how well it fits with [[JerkAss his character]]:
-->'''[[spoiler: Guru]]:''' -->'''Guru:''' I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon. Would be a ''reeeal'' dick move to die right now... ''Huuurrkk!'' ''[dies]''



* Episode 25 has several including Freeza raising the Owned count so high that he gets [[SuperMarioBros 1Ups]], Nappa in the flashback and [[spoiler:Dodoria shopped onto a [[{{Squick}} fat woman in lingerie]] during a solar flare]].

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* Episode 25 has several including Freeza raising the Owned count so high that he gets [[SuperMarioBros 1Ups]], Nappa in the flashback and [[spoiler:Dodoria Dodoria shopped onto a [[{{Squick}} fat woman in lingerie]] during a solar flare]].flare.



* Vegeta attempting to [[CallBack rock Freeza like a hurricane]]. [[spoiler:It fails.]] [[note]]Technically, Music/{{Scorpions}} were ''not'' a one-hit wonder. Their second hit, "Winds of Change", was an even bigger hit (US #4) than "Rock You Like a Hurricane" (US #25).[[/note]]

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* Vegeta attempting to [[CallBack rock Freeza like a hurricane]]. [[spoiler:It fails.]] It fails. [[note]]Technically, Music/{{Scorpions}} were ''not'' a one-hit wonder. Their second hit, "Winds of Change", was an even bigger hit (US #4) than "Rock You Like a Hurricane" (US #25).[[/note]]



'''Arriving soul:''' [[spoiler: Recoome thanks you.]]

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'''Arriving soul:''' [[spoiler: Recoome thanks you.]]



** And when the Ginyus get kicked down to hell [[spoiler: by King Kai]]:

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** And when the Ginyus get kicked down to hell [[spoiler: by King Kai]]:Kai:
10th Jan '18 6:27:59 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Krillin:''' And no problem...\\

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'''Krillin:''' And no problem...\\''no problem''...?\\
10th Jan '18 6:13:43 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Jeice:''' OH, THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!\\

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'''Jeice:''' OH, GAOGH! D'OH, THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!\\''FAIR!''\\
10th Jan '18 7:30:00 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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*** Which is promptly followed by:

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*** ** Which is promptly followed by:



-->'''King Kai''': I don't believe it! Goku has truly done it! He has become the one ''and only'' Super Saiyan! ''({{beat}})'' Right?
-->'''Narrator''': Y-[[PowerCreepPowerSeep yeah]]...
-->'''King Kai''': You hesitated there for a second. ''(beat)'' What?

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-->'''King Kai''': I don't believe it! Goku has truly done it! He has become the one ''and only'' Super Saiyan! ''({{beat}})'' Right?
-->'''Narrator''':
Right?\\
'''Narrator''':
Y-[[PowerCreepPowerSeep yeah]]...
-->'''King
yeah]]...\\
'''King
Kai''': You hesitated there for a second. ''(beat)'' What?
10th Jan '18 7:22:09 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(Freeza struggles with the Spirit Bomb by realizes that he can't hold it back)''

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''(Freeza struggles with the Spirit Bomb by realizes that he can't hold it back)''back)''\\
10th Jan '18 7:21:54 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Vegeta:''' All I have to do now is stay under the radar, and not fly around like a jackass saying--
-->'''Krillin:''' I've got a Dragon Ball!
-->'''Vegeta:''' …I was gonna say "come and get me Freeza", but that works too!

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-->'''Vegeta:''' All I have to do now is stay under the radar, and not fly around like a jackass saying--
-->'''Krillin:'''
saying--\\
'''Krillin:'''
I've got a Dragon Ball!
-->'''Vegeta:'''
Ball!\\
'''Vegeta:'''
…I was gonna say "come and get me Freeza", but that works too!too!\\



--->'''Zarbon:''' Maybe Lord Freeza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying--
--->'''Vegeta:''' Come to papa, you bald bastard!
--->'''Zarbon:''' …I was going to say "come and get me Freeza", but that works too!

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--->'''Zarbon:''' ---->'''Zarbon:''' Maybe Lord Freeza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying--
--->'''Vegeta:'''
saying--\\
'''Vegeta:'''
Come to papa, you bald bastard!
--->'''Zarbon:'''
bastard! \\
'''Zarbon:'''
…I was going to say "come and get me Freeza", but that works too!



'''Freeza:''' (still calm) Oh my god.\\
'''Freeza:''' (thinking) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying.

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'''Freeza:''' (still calm) ''(still calm)'' Oh my god.\\
''(Freeza struggles with the Spirit Bomb by realizes that he can't hold it back)''
'''Freeza:''' (thinking) ''(thinking)'' If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying.
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