History Funny / DontRestYourHead

10th Mar '12 8:48:34 PM Rothul
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-->I was just blowing smoke with my friends the other night when I said I'd "[[ClusterFBomb fuck the fucking shit]] out of that hot ass chicklet... Worst. Literal. Sex. Ever''"
* A few more descriptions from that page.

to:

-->I was just blowing smoke with my friends the other night when I said I'd "[[ClusterFBomb fuck the fucking shit]] out of that hot ass chicklet... Worst. Literal. Sex. Ever''"
Ever"
* A few more descriptions from that page.page:



** High ranks of the ability allow you to make "vegan cheese that tastes and melts like real mozazarella (though considering where it came from, who- besides you- is going to eat such miraculous '''ass-cheese''' vegan or otherwise?)..."

to:

** High ranks of the ability allow you to make "vegan cheese that tastes and melts like real mozazarella mozzarella (though considering where it came from, who- besides you- is going to eat such miraculous '''ass-cheese''' vegan or otherwise?)..."
10th Mar '12 8:48:14 PM Rothul
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** If you said, "These jeans make my ass look fucking hot," then expect to have it stared at, slapped, and quite possibly asked out on a date (don't worry the rest of you gets to join in). Then again you ass could [[LiteralGenie literally]]'''[[OhCrap explode into flame.''']]
** Tell someone "you fucking want me", and they'll go to bed with you (even though you'd be a total fucking shitbag for using a supernatural whammy to get laid.

to:

** If you said, "These jeans make my ass look fucking hot," then expect to have it stared at, slapped, and quite possibly asked out on a date (don't worry the rest of you gets to join in). Then again you ass could [[LiteralGenie literally]]'''[[OhCrap literally]] '''[[OhCrap explode into flame.''']]
]]'''
** Tell "Tell someone "you 'you fucking want me", me', and they'll go to bed with you (even though you'd be a total fucking shitbag for using a supernatural whammy to get laid.
laid)".
10th Mar '12 8:47:26 PM Rothul
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-->I was just blowing smoke with my friends the other night when I said I'd "[[ClusterFBomb fuck the fucking shit]] out of that hot ass chicklet."
''Worst. Sex. Ever''

to:

-->I was just blowing smoke with my friends the other night when I said I'd "[[ClusterFBomb fuck the fucking shit]] out of that hot ass chicklet."
''Worst.
chicklet... Worst. Literal. Sex. Ever''
Ever''"
31st Jan '12 10:54:09 PM null507
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Added DiffLines:

*From the Fuck ability story:
-->I was just blowing smoke with my friends the other night when I said I'd "[[ClusterFBomb fuck the fucking shit]] out of that hot ass chicklet."
''Worst. Sex. Ever''

* A few more descriptions from that page.
**If you said, "These jeans make my ass look fucking hot," then expect to have it stared at, slapped, and quite possibly asked out on a date (don't worry the rest of you gets to join in). Then again you ass could [[LiteralGenie literally]]'''[[OhCrap explode into flame.''']]
**Tell someone "you fucking want me", and they'll go to bed with you (even though you'd be a total fucking shitbag for using a supernatural whammy to get laid.

*The Innards ability, which allows you to eat anything and then excrete anything else has some funny moments too:
**High ranks of the ability allow you to make "vegan cheese that tastes and melts like real mozazarella (though considering where it came from, who- besides you- is going to eat such miraculous '''ass-cheese''' vegan or otherwise?)..."
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