History Funny / DokiDokiLiteratureClubLoops

* [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Waspinator]] calls Natsuki "No Mammaries" in Chapter 23.9. Bad move. Also, they're in Waspinator's head for some reason.

* In the final part of a Fused Loop with Fate/Grand Order where Monika is summoned to help kill a variant of herself (from Act 3 of the original game), when Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki are summoned to Chaldea, first Ritsuka admits it was a slow week for Chaldea[[note]]The story itself regarded a situation where Act 3!Monika was spreading a HatePlague that exaggerated the worst traits of every Servant without Mad Enhancement much like she tried to do with Natsuki and Yuri in Act 2.[[/note]] and then Natsuki pulls out a Fate/Grand Carnival Blu-ray...only for Ritsuka to pull out [[VideoGame/{{Hades}} Exagryph]] and shoot the Blu-ray to pieces. Cue this:
--> '''Natsuki''' ''shouting'': What was that about!?\\
'''Ritsuka''': S-sorry... the version of me in that reminded me too much of... her...\\
''Ritsuka's eyes darken as her voice drips with pure venom at the mention of... her.''\\
''Cu Chulainn, Andersen and [[EveryoneHasStandards Shakespeare]] nod in sympathy.''[[note]]Shakespeare was the one responsible for the story to begin with.[[/note]]

* A Fused Loop with ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' has Adrien and Plagg calmly (though not without a wince in Adrien's case) watching as Natsuki, who is replacing Natalie, destroys Adrien's things. Even funnier, the only time he reacts is when he nabs a glitch-free version of Sonic '06 and sticks it in his Pocket. After that, we get this:
--> '''Natsuki''' ''stares at Adrien with a quizzical look on her face.'': Are you seriously waiting for me TO destroy more of your stuff?\\
''Adrien nods, Plagg chimes in with'' I didn't know you could use a blowtorch like that! And I'm the kwami of destruction!\\
'''Natuski''': Okay, it was weird when Dumbledore let me destroy his office when I replaced Harry. A pre-teen rich kid letting me destroy his manga collection? Bizarre.\\
'''Adrien''': Most of the manga you destroyed was stuff I was gonna toss out anyway, the ink person for Beast Bonding #7-9 and Fukuro Feather Fighter Fushooseru really dropped the ball. Besides, I have copies of the ones I love in my Pocket.

* A snip about Monika dealing with the new code from [=DDLC+=] being really buggy and accidentally causing the girls to lose their voices before she fixes it leads to this from Natsuki:
--> '''Natsuki''' ''huffs, turning back to the closet'' If any of us weren't Awake, that'd have been one heck of a freakout moment, "There's quiet, and then there's... that. Creepy as f... fudge donut... flavored... ghost... zombies.\\
''There was a long stretch of thankfully audible silence. Even Yuri had to give her girlfriend a disappointed look this time.''\\
'''Sayori''' ''sardonically'': Ooooh, nice save ''re-Pockets the swear jar''

* In the final part of a Fused Loop with Fate/Grand Order where Monika is summoned to help kill a variant of herself (from Act 3 of the original game), when Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki are summoned to Chaldea, first Ritsuka admits it was a slow week for Chaldea and then Natsuki pulls out a Fate/Grand Carnival Blu-ray...only for Ritsuka to pull out Exagryph and shoot the Blu-ray to pieces. Cue this:

'''Ritsuka''': S-sorry... the version of me in that reminded me too much of... her... ''Ritsuka's eyes darken as her voice drips with pure venom at the mention of... her.''\\
''Cu Chulainn, Andersen and Shakespeare nod in sympathy.''

* During a Fused Loop with ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' has Adrien and Plagg calmly (though not without a wince in Adrien's case) watching as Natsuki, who is replacing Natalie, destroys Adrien's things. Even funnier, the only time he reacts is when he nabs a glitch-free version of Sonic '06 and sticks it in his Pocket. After that, we get this:

* [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Waspinator]] calls Natsuki "No Mammaries" in Chapter 23.9. Bad move.

--->'''Sayori:''' I have a bad feeling about this.\\

* Many of the Author's notes count. For instance, at the end of Chapter 34 which is a Fused Loop with ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'' with Sayori replacing Marianne von Edmund, he explains the names of the branching paths as to how the snip ("Aureate Sun") got its name and then finishes with this:
---> And knowing is half the battle.\\

** Shortly followed by the discovery that Mace Windu is now Looping. His welcome culminates in Pinkie Pie attempting to give him a PieInTheFace. Mace, being a skilled Jedi Knight, [[NoSell catches it.]] [[RefugeInAudacity He then proceeds to identify the flavor, critique Pinkie's baking and walk off eating the pie,]] leaving Pinkie in a rare moment of StunnedSilence and drawing a classic Star Wars RunningGag from Sayori:

* In Chapter 20.3, Sayori notices that [[VideoGame/{{Subnautica}} Perditia]]'s appearance (a silhouette) has no Z-axis, leading to this observation:

** Drunk ''Sayori'', culminating in her, [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]], [[Franchise/SailorMoon Minako Aino]], and Pinkie Pie singing "[[Music/{{Journey}} Don't Stop Believin']]".

* In Chapter 8.4, during a discussion of [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] with guest [[Franchise/{{RWBY}} Blake Belladonna]] (taking Hiroaka's place), Natsuki mentions that "he was a ''total'' burn master", using "Thine face is not worth sunburning"[[labelnote:source]](''Henry V'' Act 5, Scene 2)[[/labelnote]] as an example. Yuri joins in on the burn quoting, and the SnarkToSnarkCombat begins:

'''Natsuki:''' Why, because you're a huge dick?\\

* During a fused loop with [[VideoGame/WarioWare Wario Ware]], Monika does an interview with Wario which goes like this:
---> Wario: So, I'll need a smattering of short and sweet games. Anywhere between three to ten seconds each. Every so often, you can go nuts and make, get this... a minigame!
---> Monika ''*nods''*: I can do that easy. I've been coding as a hobby. I don't even care about being paid either.
---> Wario: Good! You're hired. I'll call you in when I need games. Now go and do your thing. I got stuff to do and places to be. * Gets up and goes to his couch before channel flipping*. Eh... one thousand channels and the only good thing to watch is in some stupid language.
---> TV: ¿Como pudiste? ¡Ese pan de ajo era para mi sobrina!
---> *Monika looks at Mona who nods in approval prompting Monika to think about how she won't be able to fully comprehend what she's gotten herself into.*

'''Monika:''' Yes, well... ''(glances behind herself; Natsuki has a smug grin on her face)'' Really?\\

'''Natsuki:''' I've got my Tsundere nametag right here. ''([[FlippingTheBird sticks out middle finger]])''

-->'''Yuri:''' ''(lofty tone)'' "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" [[labelnote:source]](''King Lear'' Act 2, Scene 4)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Natsuki:''' ''(turning to face Yuri)'' "Thou cream-faced loon" [[labelnote:source]](''Macbeth'' Act 5, Scene 3)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Yuri:''' ''(turning to face Natsuki)'' "Thou lump of deformity" [[labelnote:source]](''Richard III'' Act 1, Scene 2)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Natsuki:''' ''(eyes narrowed)'' "Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of the Nile" [[labelnote:source]](''Cymbeline'' Act 3, Scene 4)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Yuri:''' ''(smiling)'' "Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon" [[labelnote:source]](''Timon of Athens'' Act 4, Scene 3)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Natsuki:''' ''(through clenched teeth)'' "The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril" [[labelnote:source]](''The Merry Wives of Windsor'' Act 3, Scene 5)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Yuri:''' ''(turning away)'' "More of your conversation would infect my brain" [[labelnote:source]](''Coriolanus'' Act 2, Scene 1)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Natsuki:''' ''(in her hammiest voice)'' "Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage!" [[labelnote:source]](''As You Like It'' Act 2, Scene 7)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Yuri:''' ''(calmly sips her tea, then turns back to Natsuki)'' "Away, you three-inch fool." [[labelnote:source]](''Taming of the Shrew'' Act 4, Scene 1)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Sayori, Monika, and Blake:''' ''(as Natsuki collapses to the floor)'' ''Daaaaaaamn.''

'''Natsuki:''' MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD! ''(Unpockets a maul and throws herself at Sayori)''

''(Waspinator begins to cry)''\\

* From Chapter 30.1:

''(Yuri turns beet-red, Seras falls out of her chair laughing hysterically)''

* Chapter 17.2 sees Monika telling Sayori about a weird dream (or possibly Loop) she had - ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'' with the ''DDLC'' characters in various roles and Franchise/{{Pokemon}} mashups as the colossi. Sayori comes up with two explanations:

-->'''Natsuki:''' WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, YOU WANNABE KENNY WITH NO CONCEPT OF NORMAL SPEECH?! ''(Waspinator begins to cry)''\\

* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]'s acts of randomness, as per her standard, but a standout is her arrival on [[Franchise/StarWars Tatooine]] in Chapter 7.7.

* Natsuki and Yuri have a fight about {{Shipping}} in Chapter 17.3, featuring lots of great insults and even a CallBack to Baseline.

* Chapter 17.2 sees Monika telling Sayori about a weird dream (or possibly Loop) she had - ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'' with the ''DDLC'' characters in various roles and [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]] mashups as the colossi. Sayori comes up with two explanations:

** Hiroaka suddenly presents gifts for the girls. Cue confusion and [=WTFery=] at what said gifts ''are''.

** The mere fact that Sayori has a "Force Sobriety" ability, which she uses on Monika at one point.

* Natsuki humiliating [[Franchise/DragonBall Pilaf, Mai, and Shu]] in Chapter 8.11.

* Several from Chapter 18:

** Drunk ''Sayori'', culminating in her, [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]], [[Franchise/SailorMoon Minako Aino]], and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]] singing "[[Music/{{Journey}} Don't Stop Believin']]".