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30th Apr '16 10:12:27 AM Sapphirea2
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** "What if the Doctor had chosen another instrument?" Cue him [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice playing a xylophone while standing atop a tank]], struggling to get a harp out of the TARDIS, and [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent playing "Clara"]] on a one-man band. "I think it's called 'Clara!'" "What?" "'Clara!'" "What?" "'Clara'!"

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** "What if the Doctor had chosen another instrument?" Cue him [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice playing a xylophone while standing atop a tank]], struggling to get a harp out of the TARDIS, and [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent playing "Clara"]] on a one-man band. "I ("I think it's called 'Clara!'" 'Clara'." "What?" "'Clara!'" "'Clara'!" "What?" "'Clara'!""'Clara'!")
30th Apr '16 10:11:24 AM Sapphirea2
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* ''The Daft Dimension'' is a 3-panel gag strip that's been running since Twelve's tenure began, mostly featuring AffectionateParody of recent episodes. Highlights include:
** The Doctor's [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied original plan to defeat the Mire]] was to use the electric eels to power his guitar for a battle of the bands.
** The reason the fabled Singing Towers of Darillium sing? [[spoiler: The Second Doctor's wandering about them playing his recorder.]]
** "What if the Doctor had chosen another instrument?" Cue him [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice playing a xylophone while standing atop a tank]], struggling to get a harp out of the TARDIS, and [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent playing "Clara"]] on a one-man band. "I think it's called 'Clara!'" "What?" "'Clara!'" "What?" "'Clara'!"
23rd Jan '16 3:42:52 PM Outis
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---->''Let the streets run red spread our message of pain,''\\
''When they beg for their lives use the pliers again,''\\
''No need to ask why, do it for the Most High, you are Beep's friend CONQUER ALLLL!''

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---->''Let the streets run red spread red! Spread our message of pain,''\\
pain!''\\
''When they beg for their lives lives, use the pliers again,''\\
again.''\\
''No need to ask why, why - do it for the Most High, you High.''\\
''You
are Beep's friend - CONQUER ALLLL!''
31st Jul '14 9:50:12 AM narm00
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** As The Doctor and [[spoiler: Ian]] confront the Prometheans, The Doctor starts going into a WorldOfCardboardSpeech...only for Lynix to interrupt him mid-sentence by swooping in for a poorly timed BigDamnHeroes moment.

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** As The Doctor and [[spoiler: Ian]] confront the Prometheans, The Doctor starts going into a WorldOfCardboardSpeech...only for Lynix Horatio to interrupt him mid-sentence by swooping in for a poorly timed BigDamnHeroes moment.
23rd Jul '14 5:16:07 PM firejewel
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* "Hunters of the Burning Stone"

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* "Hunters of the Burning Stone""Comicbook/HuntersOfTheBurningStone"
8th Jul '14 10:23:57 AM Sapphirea2
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* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor, in support of Beep, entered ''our'' universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. Near BBC Television Centre. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into submission. By ''talking''. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.
* ''Happy Deathday'' had the then-eight incarnations of the Doctor fighting to defeat a Guardian of Space and Time - The Beige Guardian. From the Wildean Wit Enforcer (a parody of the Raston Warrior Robot which beats people into submission when it hears bad puns), to the Fourth and Seventh Doctors talking about their allergies while casually ignoring the horde of monsters approaching, to the Third Doctor pummelling a couple of drunken Sontarans, to the Fifth recognizing a shapeshifter by their sweat, to the First and Eighth launching a stick of dynamite to the Guardian while he's lamenting how he used to be bullied by the other Guardians for being a loser... CMOF from beginning to end.

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* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor, in support pursuit of Beep, entered ''our'' universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. Near BBC Television Centre. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into submission. By ''talking''. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.
expression. (This was written to mark the 20th anniversary of the magazine, which launched in 1979 -- so that's the temporal setting.)
* ''Happy Deathday'' Deathday'', which marked the franchise's 35th anniversary, had the then-eight incarnations of the Doctor fighting to defeat a lesser-known Guardian of Space and Time - The Beige ''Beige'' Guardian. From the Wildean Wit Enforcer (a parody of the Raston Warrior Robot which beats people into submission when it hears bad puns), to the Fourth and Seventh Doctors talking about their allergies (which change with each regeneration) while casually ignoring the horde of monsters approaching, to the Third Doctor pummelling a couple of drunken Sontarans, to the Fifth recognizing a shapeshifter by their sweat, to the First and Eighth launching a stick of dynamite to the Guardian while he's lamenting how he used to be bullied by the other Guardians for being a loser... CMOF from beginning to end.
2nd Jul '14 8:05:26 AM firejewel
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--> '''[[spoiler:Ian]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker You didn't kidnap them all, I hope.]]

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--> '''[[spoiler:Ian]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker You didn't kidnap them all, I hope.]]]]
** As The Doctor and [[spoiler: Ian]] confront the Prometheans, The Doctor starts going into a WorldOfCardboardSpeech...only for Lynix to interrupt him mid-sentence by swooping in for a poorly timed BigDamnHeroes moment.
--> '''Doctor''': (''as a pair of grapplers catch him and pull him to safety'') WAIT I WASN'T FINISHHHED!!!
12th Jun '14 4:03:10 PM frogpatrol
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''No need to ask why, do it for the Most High, you are Beep's friend,'' '''Conquer Alllllll!'''
* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor get lost when almost crashing with Beep the Meep's escape. They end up entering OUR universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. In the BBC Building. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into almost-submission. By talking. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.

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''No need to ask why, do it for the Most High, you are Beep's friend,'' '''Conquer Alllllll!'''
friend CONQUER ALLLL!''
* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor get lost when almost crashing with Beep the Meep's escape. They end up entering OUR Doctor, in support of Beep, entered ''our'' universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. In the Near BBC Building.Television Centre. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into almost-submission. submission. By talking.''talking''. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.
12th Jun '14 4:00:43 PM frogpatrol
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** And there was the time he got trapped inside a movie. A ''Franchise/{{Lassie}}'' knockoff.

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** And there was the time he got the Doctor trapped him inside a movie. A ''Franchise/{{Lassie}}'' knockoff.''a Franchise/{{Lassie}} movie''.
14th May '14 11:43:35 AM narm00
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* Beep the Meep is a walking, talking CMOF waiting to happen. Imagine a creature that looks about as cuddly and furry as a Furby... with a Hitleresque desire to conquer the galaxy with his Black Star radiation. Now imagine it trying to do so by repeatedly playing TheWoobie. And then picture it as it goes AxCrazy with his guns.
** And there was the time he got trapped inside a movie. A ''Franchise/{{Lassie}}'' knockoff.
** And the audio story where he tried to market a TV show starring himself for the purposes of brainwashing his viewers into his own private army. The Doctor thwarted his plans, but most of the action was transmitted live on national TV. Cue the cancellation of Beep's show, and a deluge of people asking for a sci-fi show with this mysterious ''Doctor''...
*** The [[CrossesTheLineTwice theme song]] for Beep's show simply ''must'' be mentioned. Picture "[[EarWorm It's a Small World After All]]" with lyrics by [[AxCrazy Jeffrey Dahmer]]:
---->''Let the streets run red spread our message of pain,''\\
''When they beg for their lives use the pliers again,''\\
''No need to ask why, do it for the Most High, you are Beep's friend,'' '''Conquer Alllllll!'''
* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor get lost when almost crashing with Beep the Meep's escape. They end up entering OUR universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. In the BBC Building. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into almost-submission. By talking. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.
* ''Happy Deathday'' had the then-eight incarnations of the Doctor fighting to defeat a Guardian of Space and Time - The Beige Guardian. From the Wildean Wit Enforcer (a parody of the Raston Warrior Robot which beats people into submission when it hears bad puns), to the Fourth and Seventh Doctors talking about their allergies while casually ignoring the horde of monsters approaching, to the Third Doctor pummelling a couple of drunken Sontarans, to the Fifth recognizing a shapeshifter by their sweat, to the First and Eighth launching a stick of dynamite to the Guardian while he's lamenting how he used to be bullied by the other Guardians for being a loser... CMOF from beginning to end.
* ''Planet Bollywood'' has the Doctor and Amy land on a planet where everyone participates in Bollywood-style musical numbers... including ''them.'' HilarityEnsues as the Doctor must fix a malfunctioning Shiva-like cyborg called "the Muse" in order to defeat a fleet of singing Ganesh-like aliens. Even more hilarity ensues as both the Doctor and Amy have multiple [=CMoF=] musical numbers. One particularly hilarious number comes from Amy, where she complains about the Doctor's overuse of {{Technobabble}} ''through song!''
* In "Fire and Brimstone", [[AscendedFanboy Ascended Fangirl Extraordinaire]] Izzy Sinclair has a momentary {{Squee}} over her first ever encounter with 'space people' -- and promptly turns to them, does the [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan salute]] and announces "[[Film/TheDayTheEarthStoodStill1951 Klaatu barada nikto]]. We come in peace." Behind her, the Doctor {{face palm}}s.
* In ''Ophidius'', when the Eighth Doctor is captured and about to be executed (again), he protests that in his culture there is no greater disgrace than to be killed like that...
-->'''The Doctor''': I DEMAND TO DIE NAKED!
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