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** After rescuing [[spoiler: Ian and Barbara]], [[spoiler: Ian]] is less than convinced the young man standing before him could be The Doctor. For his part, The Doctor isn't in an altogether good mood for not being recognized.
--> '''Doctor''': Oh, thank you, [[spoiler: ''Ian blinking Chesterton'']], still stubborn as a ''mule'', still ''denying the truth'' even when it's ''dancing the rumba'' on the top of his ''thick skull!''
--> '''[[spoiler:Ian]]''': The ''real'' Doctor's insults were far more articulate than that!

** Later, when The Doctor tells [[spoiler: Ian]] about how it was his positive influence that convinced him to take on more human companions during his adventures.

--> '''[[spoiler:Ian]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker You didn't kidnap them all, I hope.]]
** As The Doctor and [[spoiler: Ian]] confront the Prometheans, The Doctor starts going into a speech...only for Horatio to interrupt him mid-sentence by swooping in for a poorly timed BigDamnHeroes moment.

* During the climax of "Power of the Mobox", Ryan attempts to bluff his phone as a deadly weapon, and was succeeding until it started ringing. The icing on the cake is that his ringtune is the ''WesternAnimation/FiremanSam'' theme.

** As The Doctor and [[spoiler: Ian]] confront the Prometheans, The Doctor starts going into a WorldOfCardboardSpeech...only for Horatio to interrupt him mid-sentence by swooping in for a poorly timed BigDamnHeroes moment.

** And the audio story where he tried to market a TV show starring himself for the purposes of brainwashing his viewers into his own private army. The Doctor thwarted his plans, but most of the action was transmitted live on national TV. Cue the cancellation of Beep's show, and a deluge of people asking for a sci-fi show with this mysterious ''Doctor''...

* During the climax of the "Power of the Mobox" arc, Ryan attempts to bluff his phone as a deadly weapon, and was succeeding untril it started ringing. The iceing on the cake is that his ringtune is the ''WesternAnimation/FiremanSam'' theme.

*** The [[CrossesTheLineTwice theme song]] for Beep's show simply ''must'' be mentioned. Picture "[[EarWorm It's a Small World After All]]" with lyrics by [[AxCrazy Jeffrey Dahmer]]:

--> '''Doctor''': (''as a pair of grapplers catch him and pull him to safety'') WAIT I WASN'T FINISHHHED!!!

* ''Happy Deathday'', which marked the franchise's 35th anniversary, had the then-eight incarnations of the Doctor fighting to defeat a lesser-known Guardian of Space and Time - The ''Beige'' Guardian. From the Wildean Wit Enforcer [[note]] a parody of the Raston Warrior Robot which beats people into submission when it hears bad puns [[/note]], to the Fourth and Seventh Doctors talking about their different allergies while casually ignoring the horde of monsters approaching, to the Third Doctor pummelling a couple of drunken Sontarans, to the Fifth recognizing a shapeshifter by their sweat, to the First and Eighth launching a stick of dynamite to the Guardian while he's lamenting how he used to be bullied by the other Guardians for being a loser... CMOF from beginning to end.

* ''Happy Deathday'', which marked the franchise's 35th anniversary, had the then-eight incarnations of the Doctor fighting to defeat a lesser-known Guardian of Space and Time - The ''Beige'' Guardian. From the Wildean Wit Enforcer (a parody of the Raston Warrior Robot which beats people into submission when it hears bad puns), to the Fourth and Seventh Doctors talking about their allergies (which change with each regeneration) while casually ignoring the horde of monsters approaching, to the Third Doctor pummelling a couple of drunken Sontarans, to the Fifth recognizing a shapeshifter by their sweat, to the First and Eighth launching a stick of dynamite to the Guardian while he's lamenting how he used to be bullied by the other Guardians for being a loser... CMOF from beginning to end.

* In "Fire and Brimstone", [[AscendedFanboy Ascended Fangirl Extraordinaire]] Izzy Sinclair has a momentary {{Squee}} over her first ever encounter with 'space people' -- and promptly turns to them, does the [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan salute]] and announces "[[Film/TheDayTheEarthStoodStill1951 Klaatu barada nikto]]. We come in peace." Behind her, the Doctor {{face palm}}s.

** "What if the Doctor had chosen another instrument?" Cue him [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice playing a xylophone while standing atop a tank]], struggling to get a harp out of the TARDIS, and [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent playing "Clara"]] on a one-man band. "I think it's called 'Clara!'" "What?" "'Clara!'" "What?" "'Clara'!"

---->''Let the streets run red spread our message of pain,''\\
''When they beg for their lives use the pliers again,''\\
''No need to ask why, do it for the Most High, you are Beep's friend CONQUER ALLLL!''

** As The Doctor and [[spoiler: Ian]] confront the Prometheans, The Doctor starts going into a WorldOfCardboardSpeech...only for Lynix to interrupt him mid-sentence by swooping in for a poorly timed BigDamnHeroes moment.

* "Hunters of the Burning Stone"

* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor, in support of Beep, entered ''our'' universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. Near BBC Television Centre. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into submission. By ''talking''. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.
* ''Happy Deathday'' had the then-eight incarnations of the Doctor fighting to defeat a Guardian of Space and Time - The Beige Guardian. From the Wildean Wit Enforcer (a parody of the Raston Warrior Robot which beats people into submission when it hears bad puns), to the Fourth and Seventh Doctors talking about their allergies while casually ignoring the horde of monsters approaching, to the Third Doctor pummelling a couple of drunken Sontarans, to the Fifth recognizing a shapeshifter by their sweat, to the First and Eighth launching a stick of dynamite to the Guardian while he's lamenting how he used to be bullied by the other Guardians for being a loser... CMOF from beginning to end.

--> '''[[spoiler:Ian]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker You didn't kidnap them all, I hope.]]

''No need to ask why, do it for the Most High, you are Beep's friend,'' '''Conquer Alllllll!'''
* Once upon a time, there was this issue where Izzy and the Eighth Doctor get lost when almost crashing with Beep the Meep's escape. They end up entering OUR universe. Yup. In Britain. Yup. In London. Yup. In the BBC Building. Yup. Izzy gets to meet Tom freaking Baker. Yup. Creator/TomBaker gets to scare Beep into almost-submission. By talking. Yup. The Doctor gets to read Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine. And we get to see his expression.

** And there was the time he got trapped inside a movie. A ''Franchise/{{Lassie}}'' knockoff.